Japan’s First Lady: “I Was Abducted by Aliens!”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Sep 3, 2009 21:17 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Celebrities, DPJ, Hollywood, Miyuki Hatoyama, Politics, Superstition
Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of Japan’s newly elected DPJ Prime Minister, claims she was abducted by aliens and taken to Venus, and was a friend of Tom Cruise in a previous life.
Her admissions come from a book she published recently, “Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered.”
The 62-year-old former dancer speaks of her alien abduction experience: “While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,” she claims.
She describes the hellish pressure cooker of the Venusian surface: “It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green.”
In other remarks she claims “We’re all aliens!”
The eccentric first lady is also known for her interest in other crankery, such as the occult, macrobiotics and creating her own bizarre fashion ensembles, but it is her claims about having been a friend of top Scientologist poster-boy Tom Cruise in a past life which stand out in addition to her extraterrestrial travel.
She says in an interview given to UFO rag Mu that she knew him in a previous incarnation (when he was Japanese, of course), “I believe he’d get it if I said to him, ‘Long time no see’, when we meet.”
She hopes to make a movie with him.
She met her current husband and future PM whilst she was working at a Japanese restaurant in the US, and whilst he was studying at Stanford.
At that time she was still married to her first husband, but this apparently did not deter the pair; the PM even brags about his cuckoldry: “The average man chooses his mate from among unmarried women, I chose mine from among all women.”
Via The Independent.
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crazy bitch @@
The average surface temperature of Venus is over 400 degrees Celsius. She must have been wearing shorts.
...it can't be helped
we are fucked, scientology has taken Japan
Niechaj Budda da jej poznac jego moc
Oh Budda let her discover your power
Hehe, they just covered this on Fox news.
She also claims to eat the Sun.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/6129871/Japans-new-first-lady-flew-to-Venus-with-UFO.html
I bet she's one of the victims of Butchykid's Supernatural "Incidents"..
http://www.youtube.com/user/BUTCHYKID624
And wow, look at her face in the second pic.. It's raping my soul..
Are Japanese politicians usually this amusing? XD
Bet she's a Scientologist
hahaha
inb4 Xenu
I rather have Rozen Aso messing around with anime museums(aside from saying like poor people shouldn't marry), than a PM whose wife'll soon be addicted to LSD.
excuse me. but there is nothing but ground and lava on venus. its like 500 Celcius there.
is a lie.
No shit sherlock
What the fuck.Both of them are crazy.Japan is doomed.
ic...they let anybody into the government.
Aliens...moar liek North Corea, amirite?
Horrible hair then, horrible hair today.
then I'm a half-master?
this might not be that bad. Abraham Lincoln had a crazy wife too and look at the job he did. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, Yukio Hatoyama will free the hentai.
I wonder if she met nagato? ^_^
Way to embarrass the president, you twat
She is lying, obviously she IS the alien
A weird thing to say for the first lady of Japan
Curious, though off topic, are there anymore pictures of the one above from this same artist?
We all think she’s nuts here in Japan.
And we’re embarrassed about all this.
But our media kept her a secret before the elections,
so actualy, most of us didn’t know how loony she was till now.
This is how we feel about her in Japan :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znEQnz7Wvx0
Please at least take a look at this.
and just when you thought that ldp party members were crazy...
Looks like it's time to protest against Scientology again.
Wonder if it's finally time for 2ch to get involved.
No proof = HOAX lol3
They look like they're nice people.
Well, look at it this way...at least Michelle Obama's normal.
“The average man chooses his mate from among unmarried women, I chose mine from among all women.”
This man is.
i wonder if she met nagato
omg i am so using this as a current event XD i'll site this website too just for the hell of it
We all know that atheists believe that when they die, they will be reincarnated into trees and live on forever.
Anyway, I bet once her husband takes office, she won't be as provocative about these things. Take Jimmy Carter for example...
The joke may be that she really is telling the truth and all the naysayers are wrong.
I think she missed the last part of saying "everything was just a lie". Attention-whore... and yeah of ALL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! Why be specific w/ someone to recall w/ esp a "sexy" figure Hollywood actor Tom Cruise who's for all we know is almost any girl's eye candy. So are so obvious and lame bitch. You should also have said that you used to be Supergirl from the planet Kryptonite and you were the very reason how Chuck Norris learned his Roundhouse kick so perfectly no one ever lives and still be a virgin ones hit.
Poor future for japan with this "first lady"
Are all the Japanese fucking insane?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
She has paranoid schizophrenia.
/comment section
Probably she had sex for the first time in her fucking life, taking her to a whole new world which she calls venus.
okay..
so we replaced rozen aso with a fucking alien and his wife?
I just watched this story aired on the Chicago Morning News.
I hadn't laughed that hard at the morning news since...ever actually.
I was wondering how long till i saw this on Sankaku. Hey DPJ's THIS is what you chose to replace 50 years of competent rule that made you the second richest country in the world.
I like the before and after pictures.
Things like these make me feel so tired...
Oh hey, it sounds like my mom.
“The average man chooses his mate from among unmarried women, I chose mine from among all women.”
What a guy! Hell yeah this is Japan's new PM!
really makes you question the judgement of the new PM.
Maybe she wasn't spouting this nonsense back when they got it on....
it can't be helped.
Hehehe... Lvl 1 Hinamizawa syndrome... XD
Guess she experienced too much Ajahuaska or LSD?
Um, I meant Ayahuasca.. Damn shamans, why could the not give it an easier name..
The new PM's nickname is "Alien" so she is sort of correct ever since he took her from her first husband.
I wanna party with her!
Master Marduk does not take kindly to giving away his secrets on a website!
so this time no fapfapfap no over9000 and no c-c-combo breaker?
I was with her when we were on the ship. I can verify her story
The poor woman is out of her mind and the PM just married a psycho one. Way to go Japan =D
They are in for a BAD END.
She needs to watch more anime, oh wait that'll make her like "i was raped by giant tentacle!"
And venus is yelow with acid rain on the weekend
Damn, and I had a picnic planned for the weekend...
And so the bullshit starts . . .
Who knows, it could be true.. ~
Yes, Venus is a lush tropical paradise. Why don't you go there sometime?
Your sarcasm detector is failing, parent anon.
wow
she's cuckoo in the head
very cuckoo XDD
Not so. Over four centuries, Japan has had records of ppl experiencing this, even seeing some bluish-lit UFO in an elliptical shape (and sometimes a wide cone-shaped top) around Tokyo Bay. But, I wonder about her experience since the last encounter was in the '90s I think.
*golf claps for the History Channel*
>>we are all aliens
>>tom cruise
SCIENTOLOGIST ALERT
this is why japanese cant have nice thing
then why do we beg more from them
Japan is doomed
Don't know about doomed, but they're in for "interesting times". Either she really believes this stuff, or she made it up to help sell the book. Either way, she's probably going to come out with more outrageous balderdash.
I wonder if she's a "birther", too?
Well, the other guy wants the Thunderbirds, so she had to counter with something...
Even better, Tex, they replaced Rozen Aso with the female version of Biden.
Taro Aso, we hardly knew ye.
This is truly the signs of our times.
Nippon saw the madness- Happiness that had infected the United States back in '08 and didn't want to be left holding the shit bag of sanity! So they too elected a loon to "balance" the global nutbag books. Tiny tom will be excited that a government now embraces his own cult- Religion and hopes to see a bigger push to enslave- Cultivate a complete- Larger following there for scientology.
I have no doubt the next whack job insanity will happen in RAGheadistan- I mean Afghanistan, when the election results show that they decided that they couldn't live another moment without the even further loony terrorists- radicals- err.. fundamentalist and bring them all back into power.
Venus = green + beautiful...?
This is a job for lolwutermeon!
If I remember correctly venus is a tad more than 900 Fahrenheit, so I'm not sure where she got the idea that venus was green and beautiful. I'm still trying to wrap my mind around her saying she knew tom cruise in a past life when not only is she older than him but he is still alive. O_o
But if he is 40 she could have known him in one of HIS past lives, she would have been in her 20's and he would have died and been reborn. Or it could have been a past life for each of them.
lol, I don't necessarily believe her stories but it seems a lot of people are confused on the fact that there would be some ways the statement is possible.
well in an orange-blue (if it would mixe it could make some sort of gree) hellish (737°K or 464°C) manner
Ok...I belive you...just give me some prove like some sovenior from Alien's Sovenior's shop or some Alien Greeny Pudding...and please don't say it dissolved before coming back.
well actually prove her wrong, it's still innocent till proved guilty!
Actually, Japanese criminal law would beg to differ on that point. ;o (Protip: Never get arrested in Japan, ever.)
Believe in me, who believe in you.
You're all prawns! Get off my planet!
The closest planets are both dead.
But filled with ridiculous gibs and awesome guns. I guess thats why they're both dead...
That, or 4kids used them up and set their sights on earth. Now they plan to destroy this planet through horrible dubbing and merciless editing of anime. But as I have said before, I could be wrong.
errr silent hill ufo ending? ._.
If a woman that takes pleasure in having sex is a slut, then what are men.
^ All that's required to have an erection at the bare minimum is physical stimulation. Now GTFO troll.
Slut : A person, especially a woman, considered sexually promiscuous.
women who are sexually promiscuous are sluts..
women who enjoy sex aren't sluts..
that's it.. so everyone stop misusing the term.. >_>..
-----
and to answer the original question.. women have terms for sexually promiscuous men as well..
such as bastard.. scumbag..
jerk.. jackass etc..
I would argue some more with some of the points made here.. but I can't be bothered..
@ Exitium
rape = forced sex
how can a man be forced to have sex with a woman when he needs to be aroused to have an erection? butseks?
being arroused and not liking it is just not possible
The reason women are sluts is 'cos most women pretend they don't enjoy sex; men who don't are normal, while those who pretend they don't enjoy sex are called prudes. Anyone who actually doesn't enjoy sex is considered sub-human by the populous, so slutty women should be thankful at least men appreciate them.
@Anonymous 22:54
Both genders are capable of rape. There have been news reports of female rapists more and more lately.
One such example was a news report about a woman in the US that raped and murdered a young girl, and another example was about 5 women who raped 1 man.
Do more research about the topic before you make such a blatantly sexist and hostile remark.
Give him viagra and acid and go all night long ... :<
I get sad just thinking about it, as a girl, that anyone would be so hateful to have angry, forced sex like that with a guy ...
@Tiedupinknots
Faggots don't want pussy!
Like Anonymous 1:55 said, an erection can be forced through physical stimulation, or the man can be drugged or he could be raped analy with a strap-on.
@Anon 22:54
Please see a therapist and get help.....
Where as all men want pussy, not all take it by force. Please leave your pain and aggresion at the door.
On another note, women get much more upset about being turned down for sex(in a relationship or not) than men. Strange, HUH?
GTFO Feminazi. Its your fault for not staying in the Kitchen. Now go make me a steak Sloppy Joe Sandwich.
ALIEN Raped her??
I think she just smoke some canabis while was viewing tha last samurai...
Men are rapists. End of story.
A stud