Otaku players of the Xbox 360’s latest oppai groping simulatorDream C Club have been dealt a bitter blow with the revelation that one character has a shocking surprise realistic ending…
Fortunately, the rest of the characters perform as expected, with considerable amounts of near obscene dialogue and plenty of oppai on display.
First some recent introductory videos in case you are unfamiliar with the title:
Nao:
Amane here is of particular interest:
2ch discovered the ending together on a playthrough; after a very long and tortuous process of courting and spending thousands of dollars on Amane:
“Well, you see actually I am dating someone at the moment… I regret going on a date with you.”
After even more embarrassing courting, she confesses to the protagonist: “You’re really my best friend, aren’t you!”
After that she marries her boyfriend. The End.
Sadly, the much hoped for Nao-is-actually-a-boy-like-Makoto true end has not emerged.
The rest of the game and the other characters seem unafflicted by this harshness, with plenty of shameless behaviour from the girls, as well as jiggling oppai and gratuitous cleavage:
“Put・it・in me” she urges…
. . .
“Where did you think I meant?”
“Won’t you touch my nice body?”
“Breasts, buttocks, touch me where you like!”
“Hey! Where do you think you’re touching?!”
“That was obviously just ‘lip service,’ don’t actually do it!”
The actual game did not do so well in reviews, but predictably otaku looking for a more saucy alternative to IdolMaster and the prospect of virtual friendship and dumping have bought the game in droves.
Ahhh, the realization that all women don't necessarily want to have sex with any man they share a friendship with, I remember it well. Can't really blame the ladies for that, though.
Of course, that doesn't seem to stop them from excepting extravagant, romantic gifts from said obviously lovestruck men... but hey, who am I to judge?
On the other hand, guys who are decent-looking, have some money to burn a hole in their wallets, and treat women like pigs will be the ones said women will want to fuck the brains out of?
Is it just me, or is every single ending totally disappointing? Saw the tsun-tsun girl ending on a walkthrough-stream yesterday and first it was like "i-it´s not that i like you or anything", but soon it sucked so bad, always the same mini-games and the end? one single kissu and marriage. over. Where is mai fucking Oppai-squeeze and raepu taimu microsoft?? ;_;
Also someone saw the Loli-ending already? I fear it might is about you getting arrested by the cops for harassing minor childs or something like that lol
My Last Xbox Broke And I Honestly Think Im Just Going To Buy A Xbox 360 From Japan Just So I Can Play These Awesome Games That Stupid American Xbox's Wont Play. (Hopefully I Can Change The Dashboard To English, If Not Oh Well) And Plus They Have ALOT Of Awesome Games In Japan. ( Alot Of RPG's That I LOVE)
Check [WWW.Play-Asia.Com,]http://WWW.Play-Asia.Com, You Can Buy A Japanese 360 There, The Prices Are Ok For Some Of The Stuff They Handle. I Think They Already Have This Game In Stock, I Would Get It But I Cant Read Japanese :S
Most US games work on a JP 360. However, most JP games do not work on a US 360. Also, the 3 year warranty is still valid in the US for imported JP 360 consoles.
I think this might have been a gambled step towards reality. I have to say I'll have to give merit to whosever idea that was, even if it was really bad. I think what the programmer need to do is to actually go out to the playboy mansion a couple of times, and then make an eroge. They'd be able to make games that somewhat made more sense eroge wise.
But megalols for whoever actually tried to get the girl to break up with her boyfriend.
the best part about this game is when you get real close to getting laid and doing all the hot stuff, your Xbox 360 will begin to flicker red and stop working
nice logic, champ. so knowing about carburetors makes you a car builder, isn't that?
i know about rapists, but that doesn't make me one. i also know about pathetic wastes of space that define their lives and their self-worth by the crap they consume.
BURN!!!! damn, what do you think? you are a desperate guy looking for love or at least physical contact in a club, well, that's at least how the game looks like, if not, i don't give a rat's ass, anyway, awesome ending.
Girl: So, don't you think we should get married?
Boy: Huh? What are you talking about? I have a girlfriend.
Girl: But... But, we always have sex every week.
Boy: Oh... Well, you just my best friend, that's all.
Girl: *pissed off*
Boy: *got bitchslapped*
question: who sucks more, the person who uses a guide to get what he wants or the person who wastes his life on finding the best route?
I don't see eroges as games, but rather as books, so I want to read them. I defeated the robot masters for chris sake, I know what a real game is like.
Not to flame on the fight but...
"...the person who wastes his life on finding the best route?"
Whats the point of playing a game, if you're gonna follow some guide? And even if you do see Eroge as Books, or stories, I don't see how a guide would make the experience even better, it might help in case you don't understand whats going on, but come on, It's a game! It's not Shakespeare.
now don't be harsh. Any smart healthy man would rather have a guide to getting laid. Most of the stories on here is like a guide for us doods telling us how not to get caught.
Just in. Initial day sales is 23k.This even breaks the Rorona sellout of 22k.
Here's to a glorious future.
So, what.... you're trying to tell us that rejection sells? o_0
It makes the eventual success all the more sweet.
The friend ending is the normal ending given to all girls with minor variations. Its a polite way of saying you failed.
Amane has a proper ending where you get to cosy up to her properly.
I'm sensing a lot of fanartists and doujinka are going to do "violation" arts of her...
Ahhh, the realization that all women don't necessarily want to have sex with any man they share a friendship with, I remember it well. Can't really blame the ladies for that, though.
Of course, that doesn't seem to stop them from excepting extravagant, romantic gifts from said obviously lovestruck men... but hey, who am I to judge?
On the other hand, guys who are decent-looking, have some money to burn a hole in their wallets, and treat women like pigs will be the ones said women will want to fuck the brains out of?
LOGIC DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.
fallacy. having two of the traits you listed does not imply the third.
Actually, if you treat women like inferiors, you might attract and sleep with a lot of insecure women.
However, if you want a lasting relationship, you might have to look at other factors.
wantwantwantwant.
Oh the NTR doujins...
Damn Japanese XBOX360 games and their region protection!
Why do you continue to mock me so?
Talk about a sucker punch. I feel sorry for anyone who's favorite was Amane before they got to her ending.
i think there will be even more suicides
Damn, you know you fail at life when even fictional girls dump you.
Or you get an "unusual" achievement in life when you get dumped by a virtual girl lol
Achievement: Dream Is Over (10 points)
Its the real achievement.
i thought they were kidding about this game, but is true, geez....
gat damn. japanese, digital burn.
Just wait, there will be an ero game of this for sure.
Other girls? Wait, there's girls in the game other than Riho?
Is it just me, or is every single ending totally disappointing? Saw the tsun-tsun girl ending on a walkthrough-stream yesterday and first it was like "i-it´s not that i like you or anything", but soon it sucked so bad, always the same mini-games and the end? one single kissu and marriage. over. Where is mai fucking Oppai-squeeze and raepu taimu microsoft?? ;_;
Also someone saw the Loli-ending already? I fear it might is about you getting arrested by the cops for harassing minor childs or something like that lol
Wait, what?
Makoto is in Idolm@ster Makoto? But she ISN'T really a boy, though.
That's what I was just thinking. He must be meaning Ryou?
Ooh I need my dose of loli from this game.
now we know who is the most likely target in Club Dream's doujinshi.
rape target . . . . . . .
Playing this game right now but don't understand the menu(obviously). Forget about Amane ,I pick Louie the pink hair busty teacher
Cockblock the Game
... :(
This is really cruel.
The truth is otaku is blind too!!!
Every thing cute is everyone like!
Fuck that id rather play harvest moon
At least that isn't the only ending...
Graphics look like Shit, just go play doax2
"After that she marries her boyfriend. The End"
Thats what i call a plot twist
My Last Xbox Broke And I Honestly Think Im Just Going To Buy A Xbox 360 From Japan Just So I Can Play These Awesome Games That Stupid American Xbox's Wont Play. (Hopefully I Can Change The Dashboard To English, If Not Oh Well) And Plus They Have ALOT Of Awesome Games In Japan. ( Alot Of RPG's That I LOVE)
lol, We Want To Play Japanese Games, But We Don't Understand The Language.
Yep, You Can The Language To English, Search At Ebay Sometimes You Can Get A Japanese Xbox 360 Very Cheap.
GT: Lelouch V Brit
Thanks For The Info Man I Appreciate It. That's What I WILL Do Then ^^
It Must Be A Meme?
... Is This The Same Guy Replying To Himself Or Do They All Coincidentally Not Know The Rules Of Capitalization?
Check [WWW.Play-Asia.Com,]http://WWW.Play-Asia.Com, You Can Buy A Japanese 360 There, The Prices Are Ok For Some Of The Stuff They Handle. I Think They Already Have This Game In Stock, I Would Get It But I Cant Read Japanese :S
I thought most games aren't region locked?
Most US games work on a JP 360. However, most JP games do not work on a US 360. Also, the 3 year warranty is still valid in the US for imported JP 360 consoles.
the game looks okay , it just lacks da loli powa
I think this might have been a gambled step towards reality. I have to say I'll have to give merit to whosever idea that was, even if it was really bad. I think what the programmer need to do is to actually go out to the playboy mansion a couple of times, and then make an eroge. They'd be able to make games that somewhat made more sense eroge wise.
But megalols for whoever actually tried to get the girl to break up with her boyfriend.
I see alot of otaku reutrning the game demanding there money back. HAHAHAHA!!
If I had an 360, I would prefer get RRoD'ed than being dumped in this not-im@s game
I think that's the Normal End for any game.
dumped or RRoD?
the best part about this game is when you get real close to getting laid and doing all the hot stuff, your Xbox 360 will begin to flicker red and stop working
Looks like she doesn't even recognizw the MC as a sexfriend.
"Well, you see actually I am dating someone at the moment… "I regret going on a date with you"."
Either Artefact himself decided to add the last sentence as a extra critical blow, or it just wasn't shown in the screencap...
And I thought otakus were depressed before, but this...will take everything to a whole new level.
hopefully this game somehow manages to increase the suicide rate among otakus
I am intrigued.
What exactly are you doing here?
Hi i'm scum. That means Otaku in your language. Nice to meet you.
The fact that you call em Otaku makes you an Otaku doesn't it? Most "normal" people don't even know the term.
Laughing at Otakus like you.
nice logic, champ. so knowing about carburetors makes you a car builder, isn't that?
i know about rapists, but that doesn't make me one. i also know about pathetic wastes of space that define their lives and their self-worth by the crap they consume.
otakus are scum, and you know it
BURN!!!! damn, what do you think? you are a desperate guy looking for love or at least physical contact in a club, well, that's at least how the game looks like, if not, i don't give a rat's ass, anyway, awesome ending.
Best friend, huh... ouch
Fuck buddies? Sure, why not.
Friends with benefits???????
Failed link, Dragon. Picture not found.
Girl: So, don't you think we should get married?
Boy: Huh? What are you talking about? I have a girlfriend.
Girl: But... But, we always have sex every week.
Boy: Oh... Well, you just my best friend, that's all.
Girl: *pissed off*
Boy: *got bitchslapped*
Something like that, perhaps??
Hey, Dicken. Is this it??
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No stringssssss!!!!
Thats a +
Sex friends was a good hentai
That's how most of my RL scenarios end....... Oh god, they made a game about it!!!
yeah... me too.
it is a host club after all, host club being the real life version of dating sim, so it's a simulation of a simulation.
Does the fact that your simulated, simulated advances don't come to fruition mean that it's a simulation of a simulation of a simulation?
"a simulation of a simulation"
...
that makes it sound sooooooooo sad...
Fail game is fail.
Fag anon is fag
Haha... dumped by a game girl.
Thats what i call god tier trolling
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I'd rather get dumped by a real girl.
So I can burn her alive after that, FOR REAL. :D
that depends on where you live
*monotone* "Because in the us this induces violence" LAME! someone translate it we dont need the us approval already!
God damn it! Why can't these come to the US already!?!?!?!?
Okay, this is officially HILLARIOUS!! XD
Thought that already happens all the time in eroge if the player don't search for a strategy guide before playing the games lol
You need a strategy guide for an eroge? Man do you suck.
question: who sucks more, the person who uses a guide to get what he wants or the person who wastes his life on finding the best route?
I don't see eroges as games, but rather as books, so I want to read them. I defeated the robot masters for chris sake, I know what a real game is like.
The point of playing is to have fun. If you want to get advice on how to achieve your goals because this maximizes your fun then its a worthy goal.
Myself, after getting dumped by Nao, I don't want to have to experience that again if I don't have to.
The next playthrough, she'll be my waifu. The guide has pointed out where I should have done better.
Where is the capturing god when you need him?
Not to flame on the fight but...
"...the person who wastes his life on finding the best route?"
Whats the point of playing a game, if you're gonna follow some guide? And even if you do see Eroge as Books, or stories, I don't see how a guide would make the experience even better, it might help in case you don't understand whats going on, but come on, It's a game! It's not Shakespeare.
guys, guys, don't fight! You both suck for playing eroges.
now don't be harsh. Any smart healthy man would rather have a guide to getting laid. Most of the stories on here is like a guide for us doods telling us how not to get caught.
Dayamn... friendzone'd by a game. Harsh.
lol I don't think you can get lower than that. x_x
friendzoned by a fictional character... ouch...
RL lessons to your average otaku erogamer!!!
Now I really do hope for a trap.
haha good stuff.
the artwork isn't even good
these characters look like shit, as does the 'game'
keep this otaku shit off the 360 too. Let the pc ecchi faggots have it
Try again next week, troll.
I don't need a game to be dumped, I've got enough on RL already.
My vision of reality involves magic, mechas and nicer girls, it's just that reality is not realistic enough.
My version of reality involves people dying one thing or another on a daily basis.
Wait, that's already happening. Reality is realistic enough.
Mine involves a personal loli harem.
Seems like 3rd Anon and I see reality the same way. :3
My vision of reality is in 2D.
Mine involves cat girls. Lots and lots of cat girls.