Not long before the release of sexy witch fighting game Bayonetta, maker Platinum Games has announced a special “very easy” mode which allows players to do most in-game fighting with but one hand.
With the “automatic” function, players need only press a few buttons to inflict damage on opponents, whilst lascivious witch Bayonetta jumps around and does all of the taxing business of playing the game.
“Automatic can be used on Easy and Very Easy difficulties, and leaves the most complex controls up to the CPU,” says an official with Platinum.
Ingeniously, this frees up the player’s other hand (and much of their active concentration) for other tasks, and ensures players will be able to fully appreciate the cheeky British witch’s moves:
Bayonetta also capitalizes on particular fetishes, including glasses and hair, and rather overdone British sauciness.
The game itself is a supernatural action game based firmly around charmingly bespectacled witch Bayonetta; she wears a suit of her own hair which can be seen artfully leaving her body in order to deliver special attacks, and can transform as she desires in battle, as demonstrated in the video above.
Developed by the same studio that created cartoonish action game Viewtiful Joe, many of the same game elements are found in Bayonetta, such as fighting styles reminiscent of a tokusatsu-style television series and a lead character that facetiously incites her enemies.
The game will be available for the PS3 and Xbox 360, with a Japanese release in October and a release to American consoles in January 2010.
The stunning trailer can be seen below:
Via Platinum Games.
With so much of the skill required for such a game eliminated by this mode, gamers are left to ponder just what it is they are supposed to be doing whilst the game plays itself…
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oh dammmm.
Sounds kinda like Ivy's voice actor, but I might be wrong. Could just be the same type of fake british accent.
devil may fap.
Thanks for not posting the YouTube vid with Mari Shimazaki playing this awful disgrace to real 3D action games with a Xbox 360 controller, that'd be shameful for the system and its serious users...
her japanese voice is still better, btw i want a megane witch in my office
you'll need an office first
actually im working in a bank :)
You heard her Japanese voice? Interesting. I haven't heard it yet. That much more appealing?
Surprised by English voice actress NOT being bad.
AI constructs GLaDOS and SHODAN would like a word with you.
R.I.P. Gaming.
Now we need a patch to make her a (half) naked loli witch and it would be fappers paradise...
Most of the comments didn't even know what they are talking about.It's from the creator of DMC1 so it's not a clone!The game looks awesome! Any comment saying that looks shit,or the protagonist is ugly,its just troll
Damn hot
can't wait to play the game
DAT ASS (my new wallpaper)
LAST PIC damn HOT
Is it just me or did she use her clothes to summon a giant, black half-dog =.=
Sort of. She used her hair, from which she also forms clothes.
EEEEEEEEEEH!!?
Easy modo?!
Playing easy modo is laaaaaame!
shitty devil may cry clone with least visually appleasing, most stupid looking female character of all time.
No thanks, I'm skipping this one. I'd rather fap to dante
The director and creator of the original Devil May cry is directing this, and is considered a clone.
Freaking A. I should never use my own original ideas ever again.
DMC clone? They were created by same person
Yeah, I thought--- "Whoa! Boy! Someone's got a masturbation fantasy fetish they are inflicting on the world that causes them pain!"
This imagery makes me wince. Although a "Leftist" (what I'm usually called) I'm no stranger to guns or their use, though I'd only use them in self defense. Her fetishist walking on guns scares me.
1. Jamming. Even if she's a bulimic lady, she still weighs plenty to pack the barrels with dust and dirt. If the gun is fired with those blocked, it can blow up, probably breaking her heel at least.
2. Mechanism. Some mechanisms are elegant and beautiful. Since she doesn't blow her feet off if she shoots after hitting a mud puddle or walking on a gravel road, there must be some kind of slide-cover that blocks the barrel. So there has to be some way of releasing it when she pulls the trigger, but again even the best gun's regular mechanism can fail...
3. Misfire. Most bullets are very stable these days, but triggers aren't. Still, if a bullet will ever go off by itself or a trigger will be tripped, well the action these guns get guarantee several lifetimes worth of normal "accidents" every few blocks.
But I guess all its sold for is the fetish fantasy... I'll probably buy it myself when it hits the $5 bin for when I get around to buying a cheap, used PS3. (when the current users hawk their PS3 for the PS4 or whatever)
She's not walking on just regular guns. She's walking on *magic* guns that fire *magic* bullets via *magic*. Barrels can be self-cleaning via magic. Since the mechanism is magic, there's no need to worry about jarring, damage, or misfire.
Also, what does her "walking on guns" scare you? WTF?
I suppose it'd be too much for you to expect magic to overcome mechanism where a fucking witch is involved.
Seriously you're one of those idiots that went to see transformers 2 then complained about the plot aren't you.
x_x
There's a thing called "Suspension of Disbelief" guy, whenever you write stuff. Enough fantastic elements and a person needs the SoD of a Fursuit Lifestyler to get into it.
And I'll probably buy the game and play it later anyways;-)
Not even going to watch EITHER "Transformers" movie, for the record.
The transformers movies aren't bad, the second one has a few too many testicle jokes is all.
Around the "beneath robot testicles" part, I was sorta reminded of Stargate.
BTW, Transformers 2 had better Animations, but it had tons of stupid jokes and Satire. 3 humping jokes, several testicle jokes, pot brownies, and robotic stereotypes.
Not to spoil the dumb characters, but there were 2 small trash talking autobots with fake Brooklyn accents. One actually had a Gold Tooth.
you have to be retarded for attempting to slam this game by talking about real world physics and her body mass.
it's a FANTASY game. Why the fuck do you guys insist on having ugly main characters? Is it so you can relate better to it?
She has magic to back her up.
How can anyone seriously find her hot? She looks like someone who could have been your teacher in elementary school. Old ugly witches.
+1
should change your name to mcfaggot the faggot.
faggot.
Thank you.
Jew.
I'm hurt.
*single tear*
Shut up.
Bitch.
this character is a complete mistake, british women are not hot!
"british women are not hot!"
"Most" women are not hot- fixed.
Yeah i just came back from a travel in England and im now sick of British women..
I'm watching the gameplay video and I see nothing sexy about it at all, unless you're turned on by her yelling "get out" every 5 seconds.
It's the transformations causing her clothes to come off. Granted all you see is her bare ass, but that'd probably be enough for some. Everything else about this game is a fetish, so why not add one more?
Am I the only one reminded of Ivy from soul calibur by her voice?
The trailer does make it look like it's fun but the actual gameplay is boooring as hell.
Wow, this game looks cool.
I think it's worth checking out.
i would be excited if god of war 3 didn't look so much better than this does...
Actually,GOW3 is getting worst,the bayo-chan here wins for 10 X 1
What happened to the British genteel young ladies?
Oh Shirley you are fine the way your are...
Yeah, I'll definitely buy it!!! The sheer "Over the Top" makes up for it. Just finished watching the trailers, I'd based most of my text on magazine pictures I saw.
I like "Vampire hunter D" even though the premise; "Monster is a monster hunter" was done to death long ago.
Oh, the sex. Hadn't heard of this, most certainly does want! :D
Bayonetta, now for Achievements whores (sadly)
God I can't wait. Too bad MW2 had to push everything to next year.
I'm loving the accent~
And graphics too, of course.
So its come to this -_-;.
Witches don't even exist.
Whatever you say Battler.
Beatrice exists.
i loled at this one comments
Uuuuu~ Uuuuuu~ =3
Beatrice Exists.
@ Bluesnow
*Send the golden hand of Rosa to your face*
Oh Ondore
Bayonetta 'exists.'
Witches exist, alright- it's just a matter of exposing their hidden powers, so the world knows the danger. Groping them usually accomplishes this.
The Japanese are leading the way on this humanitarian crusade.
LOL! Winning post of the day!
Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
Litterly :P
kitty litterly
That would be the implication... -.-
^w^
I don't get it, what are you supposed to fap too? -.-
After watching that trailer, I'm much more interested in the game. If it gets good reviews, I'll definitely buy it.
This kinda makes me think of god of War, only with sexy British Chicks.(and hair, lots of it)
You fap to the Game , cause the action is orgasmic XD
Same here.
i like last pic
Beuueeueueueweeeeh.... T_||
i remember seeing a preview for this game a while back. I thought it got canceled or something
i was expecting something else.....
you expected "something" but this isn't "something",this a work of a genius.
DOAXBV was playable mostly with one hand, too. Or so I've herd.
It was, more or less and DOAX2 could get a little harder but still playable with one hand.
Autoplay would be much better though. And a better camera that fallows action more closely.
Another Devil May Cry clone?
No,its from the same creator,so its not a clone ;D
This one lets you masturbate simultaneously, though.
Ha! I beat Devil May Cry 3 on the (second) hardest difficulty! I *think* I can handle masturbating while beating this without the need for a very easy mode.
Welcome back Kip.
There's already porn? I love you, Internet.
Are the monsters with axes in the gameplay video supposed to speak understandable English?
This game looks really, realy good! I've been keeping my eye on this one for a while now, it even looks like it might be better than Devil May Cry! This is a must buy for me!
What about PC release?
I pity people that ask that as if it is a console.
I feel the same
Who said anything about a console? It’s a perfectly normal question to ask seeing how many console games get released on PC and vise-versa.
When has it ever been worth the sluggish play?
Anyone else feel like they were watching a trailer for a new Devil May Cry starring Dante's daughter?
aye, the visual style and gameplay is totally similar, at least we wont be seeing an emo dude go around screaming XD
Nero?
Because its from the same productor of the first DMC.
btw, *raises hand*
And Bayonetta is his dream girl,that what he said in an interview
*raises hand*
hmm if you look closely you can see they made her butt and breast look kinda identical. they probably got lazy or something to do that.
shes too MILF, wish it was a loli
When I think of mothers, I imagine wide hips, calloused hands and a world-weary countenance. I would never have placed titillating buxom witches in the same category.