$50,000 Gold Penis Enlarger Most Expensive Ever
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Aug 7, 2009 07:31 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Canada, Marketing, Medical, Onanism, Penis Abuse, Saudi Arabia
A Saudi businessman has commissioned the creation of a $50,000 diamond encrusted gold “penis enlarger,” the most expensive ever produced.
The man, identified only as an inhabitant of the Saudi Arabian city of Jeddah, commissioned the device specially from Canadian penis rack producer X4 Labs, who claim their products can increase the length of the male member.
Their “medically certified” penis extenders normally retail for a few hundred dollars, but the buyer in this case supposedly had a “a severe skin allergy to stainless steel” and so needed a solid gold device.
We do not hear whether he had a medical excuse for needing to have the device encrusted with dozens of diamonds and rubies. His request saw the makers cooperating with a local jeweller.
The company admits it was sceptical at first: “It’s an unusual request. We didn’t take it seriously at first, but once he sent us a deposit, we had to agree to it. Obviously, there were giggles initially when we presented our project to a jeweller and asked him for help.”
Since Saudi Arabia is a medieval dictatorship, importing sex toys is strictly banned, so the company gets round this by calling the penis stretchers medical devices.
The order appears to have gone to the heads of the penis rack hawkers; they say they are “convinced that there is a demographic that is willing to pay for lavish medical devices for their private areas, to pay good money to spoil themselves.”
“There is something tremendously selfish about the male ego, and subsequently $50,000 orders may become the norm for companies like X4 Labs,” is the rather optimistic claim.
Expect to see offers for ruby encrusted penis enlargers gracing millions of inboxes in short order.
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I have a small one, and I wouldn't bother showing it to him so he can overcome his inferiority complex... for half that money even!
Mine is loli sized, and I couldn't careless. xD
Also, with news like this one, I can even understand penis enlargement spammers now...
It can't be helped.
people still fall for that fake product?
with that much cash, he can have as many pussies as he wants.
Don't you think it's a little bit too much for a penis enlarger? I mean 50k for so device like that is really off the chart.
Am I the only one who laughs while looking at the OP?
Nope.
How does it work?
It looks like a thing for torture.
just wondering, does anyone know who that anime character is?
yuuyami no mikazuki from shinrabansho
Knob polishing taken to a whole new level.
but most of them are idiots... they dress around in long white robes in the middle of the afternoon sun in Saudi Arabia. too bad for them
I think we all agree your lower part will burn + shrink to minimize "size loss" ...
I found so many things in your comment which are even more idiotic that I didn't want to bother arguing.
PROTIP: Experience of living in a desert environment for generations, much before the discovery of oil, which includes surviving sandstorms and constant exposure to direct heat and radiation from sunlight V.S. Your limited "opinions".
I say tradition wins this round, no?
Read some books or something instead of rotting away in the basement.
In case my previous reply did not get in:
Generations of experience of living in a harsh desert climate, much before the discovery of oil V.S. your opinion.
I believe this is a no-brainer.
If you still want to argue, I'm game.
Idiots with money are everywhere not only in Saudi Arabia
Can't be helped. The sandniggers are also Asians so the have tiny peekers. At least the other asians don't tend to bragg about their nonexisting giant. ROFL!!
Can't be helped. The sandniggers are also Asians so the have tiny peekers.
At least the other asians don't tend to bragg about their nonexisting giant.
ROFL!!
I feel ashamed of being a saudi -_-
Guy could have fucking donated to the poor,built a mosque,or helped a charity. Instead he buys a fucking penis pump -_-
does this ship increase the erect size of teh p0noz or just the flaccccccid size?
anyway
way to expensive that guys powerlvl may be way ovar 9000
hahahahaahahahhaahaha
Every man's ultimate dream toy
It figures. Some guy in the Middle East also encrusted his Mercedes with diamonds... Sheesh.
rofl. rich shmuck.
Go-Go Gadget PENIS!!! *Schwing*
I love his reasoning.
"Well I have a severe skin allergy to stainless steel so I guess I'll just have to get a custom made gold penis enlarger. That really is the only alternative, nothing cheaper is possible"
rock-solid logic.
Solid gold logic.
There are many people in the world who waste money stupidly! Hahaha!
Canadian ingenuity at its finest
Oh...Cananda...
Canada...*...
KANEDA!
damn you and your akira jokes -_-;
worst 120 minutes of my life T.T
Makes me proud to be Canadian.
I hope he don't want to reduce it again, like certain case of 25 cm penis XD
Jesus. He should just use photoshop like I do.
The fun part is, this shit actually works. If you need a gold on it is another story.
+ I'm the first who brings up "Goldmember" from Austin Powers.
Hundreds of dollars for a hunk of plastic and steel...
Well them Saudies do have oil for money so they can do what ever they want such as buying a golden penor enlarger. Heck, they can even buy golden bitches to choke.
damn. i wish i had a golden loli...
They could of bought Disney Land when it was going down hill and exploit children into anything they want.
Not like i would ever need one.
I like my size.
Even if I needed one, I doubt I would get it since I heard these things rip the insides of your penis.
I am curious. How do they work? And what side effects are there?
But still sylish enlargment XD
I wouldn't mind a big bigger... really. It's not bad but I wouldn't mind maybe another inch.
stylish
Nah. More like Extender Command Button.
It also have a swiss army knife.
Does that thing double as a watch? Look at the side, lol
I prefer natural
I'm affraid i have to agree with Anon, King of Hentai Gods... ^^;;
^and that would suck.
mine would be too big that no vagina would be big enuf...
HHNNGG
Extenderrrr!
Stylish extender is STYLISH XD
S-S-Stylish!!!
WRRRRYYYYYYY
and i thought americans were buying stupid shit
Need no dick enlargement. The stones will cut up the girls when used. Nah.
Inb4 cutting of dick and selling it for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
gauffaw..
By Azura By Azura By Azura! This has got to work.
Just wow.
wtf are you hella doing here ?! get back to following my ass! there's more enemy to kill and you to spill!
Now you know your small if you have to have a 50,000 Golden Penis Enlarger, must be....-3 inches...
Your move, Sweden.
Those things never work, just like breast enlargers. It's all a pipe dream. Enjoy what you got, I say.
This specific thing has actually been proven to work, just check it up.
Although it seems like a helluva hassle for little, you have to wear it for a specific time, every day for like several months and the increase was 2-3cm at most.
I wonder when the first butthurt moslem will come whining how Saudi Arabia is not a medieval dictatorship.
It's not.
It's a classical sultanate.
NOT MEDIEVAL.
Hur hur
Can't wait for the super-duper model (hydraulically-powered) and subsequent articles on idiots who used them.
Guaranteed to increase your member's length. Didn't say anything about (a) diameter; or (b) being a reversible change.
*snrk*
stupid Saudis.they r wasting money.well,waste it when u still got oil,when it run low go die!
were talking about same people who watch tv for shappoo commercials to see some female skin
If you want to enlarge your member, search up Thunder's Place. Legit stuff, but it takes time and work.
No gold or massive amounts of cash required.
Now I can have my own Taepodong in my pants! Suck it, Jong-Il!
Wait. shouldn't have said that...
Artifact you can never be as good of an admin is you put anything racist or biased or etc...
as you say "Since Saudi Arabia is a medieval dictatorship"
do not say anything non neutral don't negative opinions in your blog
Have you ever been here before?
Also, that probably is a neutral statement. You can think it good or bad, but Saudi Arabia is that way.
I bet the enlarged johnny will only last for a few days.
why enlarge penis? what if you can't fit into lolis?
True, that.
Bigger doesn't mean better.
especially....poor lolis
True, that.
Bigger doesn't mean better.
poor lolis
I recently bought a Condo. The downpayment was $50,000...
i wonder if that thing really work?
it work but it will decrease the durability of your car + decrease the holding time. Its just to danger use that thing !!! Not recommend !!!
Sounds to me like he's compensating for something...
...oh wait, never mind...
When has not being able to fit ever stopped anyone?
"medieval dictatorship" is way too kind..
i somehow have doubts about these working