Dutch Wife for Dogs
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jul 29, 2009 14:44 JST
- Tags: Animals, Bizarre, Brazil, Dutch Wife, Inu, Marketing, Onanism
Even dogs now have amorous access to a plastic partner, with the release of “DoggieLoveDoll,” unsurprisingly a sex toy for dogs.
The doll was unveiled by maker Petsmiling in prototype form at a Brazilian pet expo. Release details are not forthcoming, but retailers are apparently interested.
Given the globally increasing interest in providing dogs with human comforts, this sort of product may have a promising future, though a miniature version may be required for the Japanese market’s typically rat-sized dogs…
Via DogMagazine.
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God this made me lawl so hard.
What the hell ?
Holy snap the girl in the pic lookes hawt.
Cheers;
nick
iLOLd.
they are sick they want to pretend tis is for dogs when in reality is for degenerates who enjoy sex with household animals.
I can see some furry fanboy taking advantage of this.
Is it made of red rubber -- like the fake guns and knives used for martial arts pracctice -- so dogs can tell it's a fake?
My neighbor has a Saint Bernard (a breed of large dog), and I don't think the doggy-Dutch-waifu model displayed is large enough to work for him (the dog; don't know about the neighbor).
Is the guy in the last picture going to finger that dog?
Right now someone is stuffing a dog plushy with that thing so that later he can stuff it himself.
Every dog has his way..I mean day
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(Woodstock is relieved.)
woof woof woof, WOOOOF, AAAHUUUUUUUUU!!!
Just saw this and I was totally shocked.
Actually I thought it was going to be a life-size mechanical dog for human women to use.
Just thing that some poor guy (And I'm 99% sure it was a guy) spent all those years learning design and engineering to come up with this. Just makes the folks so proud of all that college money they spent.
I wonder if they'll make one for cats... xDD It's an odd thought.
Fucking sick damn dutch !
WOW! They put those in Dog Parks!! You know, You're walking your dog to the park. He see other dogs and wants to mate. But can't. Then BAM! A sex dog toy posted next to the water fountain! Just let him go at it. Your a happy owner and he a happy dog that got his world rocked.
Who about making a similar product for cats? Would save cost on costrating.
What about cats ! RACIST BASTARDS!
Cat not as stupid as dog,
so they don't need dutch wife
er....
did i mention human?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now that is human ingenuity at it's finest!!
WAT
I wonder why this never occured to me before. Buy a lifesize doll of anime character and let a dog fuck it. 3D bestiality hentai right there.
the dog in the first pic is quite lucky though.
Warning: Product includes the side effect of humping random things and holes. If your dog sleeps with you, keep one eye open at all times.
one (hole) eye open????
are you crazy????
better close that "hole" too!!!!!!
I lol'd... a lot.
What scares me is if people buy it for themselves...
god no
Great, now we'll have a bunch of fat weirdos humping plastic dogs. I wonder if PETA will be their best buyer?
They don't have much money left after paying all the euthanizers.
The next step: dildo for bitches
first time on the internet man? Zeta toys has been out for years... They specialize entirely in dildos modeled after animal parts.
I'm surprised this isn't from japan.
But it wouldn't be surprising if it was made there :P
Something tells me the beastiality fans will get a kick out of that thing more than the dogs will.
who are they aming thiss at dogs or people
Wow, fail.
well assuming that dogs can't pay for it. I suggest they must be aiming for people :-P ha jp
I came here thinking it would be a human shaped dutch wife for dogs lol
amigo! xD
I thought the exact same thing. The NEWS image is misleading.
HAHAHA! This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while kudos to roz.
XD
Wonder how you clean it...
The hole part is probably removable like other love dolls.
sounds like someone has some experience in these matters....
>=D
Still...
How YOU clean it, because I am not touching the vinyl pooch cooch!
I lol'd
+10
If I have to clean my dog's cum from that thing I'd rather blow my head off.
He'll clean it himself if you train him right.
don't tried to lick it XP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
time for some dog oniasm?
Onionism?
lol, you mean onanism
That doesn't look very arousing.
It will if you're a fucking furry
but that thing isn't furry...
I feel sorry for the Horses..
I doubt fucking furries would want such a weird thing. Actually, I doubt even non-fucking furries would consider it as an option.
I'm not sure if an actual dog would want to use it.
It is just weird.
dogs will hump anything.
for fun you will need:
1 horny dog(M)
a friend's dog(F) who happens to be in heat
a washcloth
tape
zipper bag
dog sex toy
step 1: Go to your friend's house, rub the f)dog with the washcloth, making sure it reeks of her, and place the towel in the zipper bag (so it doesn't loose any scent)
step 2: go home, get out your doggie's toy, and tape it to the back of the toy.
step 3: RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!! (had to say it XD)
reason: the toy will smell like a dog in heat, which will, well, you know the rest.
moral of this story: get your dog neutered. then you won't have to worry about it!
Let me borrow your hair for a second... THERE!
No Furries are Half Human Half Animal...
That is Bestiality...
GIGA LOL BREAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER~!! XD
Really, i gotta tell Rin Tin Tin about this XD
no you got to buy this for yourself actually
fag zzzz
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.....oh wait, O_O.............XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ok, ok much lol, I want see once more.......
hmmmmmmm...........O_O................
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD....toy for dog, and have a hole for sex
Once was too much. I will consider banning you.
No wonder, he's Hiroshi Maeue, dat sicko, mage freak, or wutever Satan may baptize him.
WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!
this is the most F-ing news i've read since I opened my Computer today!
Annoying, hell yeah.
Worth a ban? Hell no.
What happens if a guy gets stuck in one of these?
what cock?
too small for my my monster cock, I would break it in a single bang!
agree but nice response of Artefact thou xD
Chill dude, why all the hating man.
WAT
Are you really anonymous? If yes, YOU ARE the hate.
but father, my erection approves
I like the OP pic.
Lucky dog!
And you just know there will be someone out there who will buy this for their own usage.
yh but i'm wondering will dumb people buy it or people who like it to see there dog having sex ? it's just odd >.< :) but he if dogg enjoy it and people want to pay for it xD
The hole doesn't seem to be wider than the person's finger in the third picture however.....
Not trying to give anyone ideas or anything, but the pink area around the hole I'm sure is made of a stretchy material.
I hope it's an environmental product.
doggy sex bot... im lost for words
mouse sex bots are probably next.
No.. cats are next dummy.
Not if I kill them all first.
idiots.Dogs wants real dogs.I would prefer giving the dogs fire hydrants than this stupid idea.
°Д°)
*Facepalm*
i wonder if this works on cats... :|
The doll isnt as shocking as realising that someone actualy is devoting time to figure out what pleases dogs...
Ahahahaha WTFFTW!!!
Who is the artist of that pic?
Couldn't find anything on the booru search machine.
pr0n I _don't_ want to see.
One of my sister's cats has a furry purple throwpillow that he humps rather vigorously... ~_~;
They call it his 'girlfriend'. One time, he humped his way through half her apartment and into the livingroom with it, while she had guests. lulz ensued.
He needs to be castrated.
The same could be said about some humans, but unfortunately nothing can be done.
unless you are a dog, you have no right to complain :lol:
Dutch Bitch.
Holy shit, now even dogs have those things...I`m telling you, we won`t rule this planet for long! -_-
We rule this planet? Since when?
mass product will come in 20-12-2012 XD