Furry Murder Plot: “He Wanted His Penis Bitten Off”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jul 22, 2009 11:24 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Crime, Fetish, Furries, Internet, Murder, Penis Abuse, UK
A furry has been charged with conspiring to murder his parents after he solicited a furry assassin by promising to let him bite off his penis.
24-year-old Christopher Monks, from Lancashire in the north of England, allegedly plotted the murder of his adoptive parents with 19-year-old Shaun Skarnes, of nearby Cheshire, after the pair met on a furry site.
Monks apparently fantasised earnestly about having his penis bitten off, and the bisexual couple hashed out a plan online after weeks of such interchanges.
The plan commenced with Skarnes paying a visit to Monks, who unsurprisingly lived with his parents. After playing computer games together, Skarnes pretended to get the train home, but in fact lurked for hours in a nearby park waiting for his signal.
Meanwhile, Monks watched a DVD with his parents and waited for them to go to bed. Once they were asleep, he summoned his furry assassin with a text message.
Monks’ father soon awoke in the early hours of the morning to discover the furry killer by his bedside, wielding a kitchen knife. He scuffled with Skarnes, and called for help. His wife, who had been sleeping elsewhere, summoned police and came to his aid; he explained what transpired:
“I thought he was trying to kill me. My wife tried to hit him with a stick but it broke. She then began to talk to him in a calming way. At that point, his manner changed completely.”
By this time a police officer had arrived, and Skarnes was promptly taken into custody. The father escaped with bruises, a cut palm, and, appropriately enough, bite marks.
Monks was apparently busily deleting the incriminating text messages while this occurred, and police initially thought of him as a witness rather than a suspect. However, soon they realised they were dealing with more than just the mania of a lone furry, and took him into custody as well.
The prosecution claims Monks was an avowed furry who fantasised constantly about having his penis bitten off, and offered this opportunity to Skarnes as payment for killing his parents:
“It may seem extreme that he wanted his penis bitten off, but there is ample evidence from websites he visited and conversations with Shaun Skarnes that this was a deeply held interest and one he found sexually stimulating.
It seems that Skarnes was to receive no money for killing Mr and Mrs Monks but the prospect of biting off Monks’ penis. This was the climactic act of the conspiracy.”
The Monks are disbelieving of the monstrous depravity of their demented son:
“We have no doubt that (Christopher) did not intend to go to this extreme. There is no-one in our closest circle of friends who is not shocked at what has happened.”
Supposedly, the Furaffinity account of the maniacs concerned are visible here and here…
Via Lep.
It seems the crazed fantasies of furries spill over into the real world with disturbing regularity…
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Ew Klonoa is a guy right?! Wait... that's not the point...
Klonoa?! WHAT THE FU-*BOOM*
Ohhh fury, good fury, delicious fury...What's the heck, I have totally turn...off...
Can come, did you really have to use that picture.....
cause that just kinda ruined the image of my favorite character.
So....how can your penis being bitten off be a turn on? If it did happen to him he'd probably regret it for the rest of his life >_>
he hasn't heard enough russian woman storys?
more retards giving people more reason to hate furries blah blah blah etc what else is new
shit..
On the picture... I didn't notice Klonoa was sucking on a penis, I just noticed the hat and thought 'oh cool! Pacman!'
The internet has desensitized me.
I also love the file name.
Too much Sankaku Complex for him.
Poor sod, he got kicked from his counterstrike clan "elite clan killers" as well. COULD COUNTERSTRIKE HAVE DRIVEN HIM TO THIS MAD FANTASY?
Clearly, that game is the root of all evil.
lol british
"24-year-old Christopher Monks, from Lancashire in the north of England", "19-year-old Shaun Skarnes, of nearby Cheshire", "There is no-one in our closest circle of friends who is not shocked at what has happened."
More things to hate about Englishmen ... shamelessly publishing names and whereabouts, and immediately gossiping every fucking detail ... goddamn hypocrits!
Since the source left them in and given the nature of the crime I thought names could be left in, though usually they are omitted.
I didn't mean you, Artefact, you're off the hook. It's the style of the source that pisses me off.
Lets call thing by they names: Zoophiles
See thats why furries are dangerous.
And with how the BBC censor / change all our news we won't be seeing that article ¬_¬
Cheers for the news Artefact!
ill probably end up hearing this on the local news.
WAT
cool wife. trying to hit the boy with a stick so hard that it breaks?
must've been either very brittle or she's got some serious muscle.
Kill 'em with fire etc
People are just wierd when they hear the word furry... You know that the most cartoon characters, special those of disney, are furries?
The whole thing is just like if you would call people that eat bread bad because many of them make wierd things. At every kind of "group" are bad and good people, and at the whole word together are more then enaugh people that make wierd things without being counted as part of a "group".
Yiff with Satan, queer fur-fan.
You seem to have much experience in yiff, don't you anon? Or you wouldn't suggest that...
This is why the Ideals of being a Furry are a threat to Humanity. Also, if you have a wife/girlfriend or Vice versa,who are starting to like Furries. there is a way to save them. BDSM, it worked for me. so it might work for some.
You know, there are also people that want the penis bitten off or torturned till it drops in the bdsm scene...
i think there are more in bdsm scene cause i don't see the conection to liking Anthro and bitting of penises
Suffer not the furry to live.
Otaku being prejudiced against furries, just like the mainstream media became prejudiced against otaku over Tsutomu Miyazaki...how ironic.
Think of all the people that make war, rape, eroge bans and so on and then say again furries are bad for the humanity. Besides that we all were once furry-like creatures when the evolution started.
No furries, no humanity.
As a furry, let me just say that these two guys are on the extreme side of the fandom. Vore(which is pretty much people getting eaten[through the mouth, other types exist sadly]) is something that people find attractive. Vore tends to be off to one side of the fandom. Now this bullshit is even further off to the side. Even other furries are saying these dudes are crazy!
Furries are bad for humanity. Purge them.
why is it whenever i see a disturbing or graphically twisted story on here and i think "ohhh those wacky Japanese" does it turn out to be some one from England?
Ahhh, furs like them give furries a bad name =:C
Ummmm, yeah, Im lost here. WTF is a furry?
A furry is a person who loves anthropomorphic or animal characters Like sonic, bugs bunny, mickey mouse, ect. this also includes movies, comics, art ect. and some actually create animal or anthro personalities for themselves call Fursonas. It is a very very popular fandom around the world full of cons and meetings off all kinds.Is actaully quite fun and you meet a bunch of friendly people but like everything in this world there is those specific people that has to ruined it for everybody or take it to far. =:3
...I'm still trying to figure out how the attempted murder factors in to his plan.
As much as I have fun drawing 'furry' art, it's crap like this that makes me embarrassed to admit I'm in the same fandom as these idiots.
Awww isn't that cute,he sucking his pe-WHAT THE HELL ?
LMAO!! My thoughts E-X-A-C-T-L-Y!!!!
I,m a furry, a lot of people like loli not me,
but its ok as long as you do not have sex with real children
am not going to fuck a pig or a horse that's not sexy, maybe to someone who like bestiality
furry and bestiality are not the same, furry is animal like humans not always porn i like the porn but its not all about that or dressing up or drawings.
but bestiality is about animal porn/ animal sex what the HELL thats not sexy to me. for all that says FURFAGS i say to you whatever your in to FAGS i really don't mean it loli or shota all ok to me but i like furry ^_^
furry pride
this made me luagh, horribly! XD XD XD
"why in the hell after a whole year do i still get damned letters for the last occupants and people from down the road.
if i was evil i could open up these bank statements and shit and get myself a credit card in these peoples names
and it would be soo damned easy
THANKS POSTIE
NOW FUCK OFF!!!!
AND GET A DAMNED BRAIN "
what
I find it quite funny that Artefact and youtube's sxephil are generally on the same journalistic page(artefact almost always beats sxephil to the punch though.)
Well, getting one's penis bitten off is a legitimate fetish.
Hell, I know we've all wanted it to happen to us at one time or another.
Seems a bit hypocritical to make fun of the guy for wanting it to happen to him. :/
Yeah all of us fantasize about having our dicks bitten off in horrible agony....
...wait WHAT? -.-
Anon you are trying too hard.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! FURRS FANTASIES?!?! BITING DICKS OFF?!?! What happens after the fantasy? You can't grow another johnny! What's after that, "BITE MY ASS-OFF"??
furry
i don't get their fetish >_>
Furries freak me out. Not only are they "not right in the head", but they also act really weird IRL (I had a furry classmate once... He had a lot of anger and angst issues, not to mention he didn't have a lot of common sense in him).
But, mpost people find otaku even weirder.
Leave it to the furries to be completely fucked up in the head I guess...
huh...... this guy sure had a lot of things going in his head, biting of one unit, furries, and murdering his parents :\
There is a difference between furfags and people who like loli dressed in nekomimi stuff etc, right? Yeah, I guess so.
and I have no idea why RLuch got this comment.
Well this sure won't work well for the site's reputation. Other than that, what a weird story.
There is not a single thing in this articles that does not make my brain go "... what?"
He wanted... bitten off... The idea excited the... GOD furries are weird. I know that technically this is not indicative of the majority of furries - they don't try to kill people or have their genitalia bitten off...
But this does not help my theory that they are not right in the head.
This... just hurts my brain too much. This doesn't make any sense.
That furries (leastwise, a significant share of them) are "not right in the head" is rather beyond THEORY, I should think.
People are weird not just Furries
+1
omg it is spreading.............
fur faggotry is a disease, like 4chan and weabooism, theyre all spreading, i hate the internet
I thought he was refurring ;) to penises being bit off.
You could say the same thing about lolicon, but I don't see very many 'OMG WHY DID YOU POST TEH LOLI IMAGES?!? >:O" comments. Let people have there own fetishes. As long as people don't start screwing real animals or children, there is nothing wrong with their thoughts.
Underage humans, that is. Both are considered crimes. However, bestiality porn is still legal in some countries. Real underage child porn is always illegal.
@Kamanashi
Does it make lolicon any better?
So if you had a daughter and I told a furry to fuck her, would you be okay with it 'cause the furry was laying human tail?
I call BULLSHIT on your opinion.
The thing about lolicon is that it is humans, and not animals.
As much as furries creep me out, I have to say I agree with you.
That doesn't stop me from being squicked out though.
I love how he calls 4chan a disease, and posts anonymously in a hateful tone and even uses the word "weeaboo".
You ARE the disease, mate.
Cheers, doctors. Another case solved, another live saved.
He also makes no attempt at capitalization or punctuation. These are symptoms as well.
Cheers to Identifying the problem buddy.
...what?
Purrr~fect crime~ :3
Lulzy. ^^
i c wut u did thar.
congralutions then my lad!
Is
This
It's about time something ridiculous happens in England, we were feeling left out.
SPARTA!
@basilio: you mean like "human horn"?
And you can do it multiple times with today's technology :)
The plot thickens!
Maybe it acts like an aphrodisiac, just like tiger penis.
he bit off his cat's penis?
most people don't know about furs until stuff like this comes on the news. . . so much for PR.
"Most people don't know?" Know what? That they exist?
I'm wondering what you mean about most people. If you mean people on the internet, you're wrong. We know about them. We prefer to stay away from them and not really talk about it. If you mean the non-internet-savvy, then PR doesn't even matter.
This rarely gets on the news in more detail than "an attempted murder plot with sexual motives between the conspirators".
Or something like that.
Mainstream news doesn't acknowledge deviant groups like furries. This is only bad PR for the people who already know what furries are. Most who don't know what they are really aren't going to catch wind of this.
i mean people who don't use the internet regularly. now that i think about it, i suppose most news stories are vague like that... you'd have to already know.
One of the prime-time detective dramas (CSI, IIRC) did an episode involving furries, so it IS out there.
I remember this distinctly because I made the mistake of letting on to my parents (I'm a basement-dweller) that I had actually heard of the phenomenon. I think they were honestly more concerned about HOW I knew these things than about the existence of furries (and they were pretty disturbed about the deviants). All I could say in my defense was that it wasn't something I WANTED to know about.
They also appeared on ESPN recently when The Pittsburgh Pirates booked a hotel that they were having a convention at. Hilarious. Also, they were on Spike's 1000 Ways to Die. It was about some dude that was tripping on some shrooms in the desert. He is wandering around and comes across a furry orgy. He decides he wants too get in on the action, but the different furries all push him away because he isn't dressed up. Then he spots the bear. He mounts the bear. The bear turns out to be real and does not take kindly to being humped so it kills him.
Haha, I missed that episode of 1000 ways to die. I'm just glad all the furries I personally know are in a different state. The rest are ones I have seen around school and such.
Me and my parents make fun of furries all the time. Especially my cousin who is extremely in to it and another cousin who is probably gonna be one.
People wanna dress up in fur suits? That's up to them.
People wanna dress up in fur suits and have sex? Still up to them.
Some guy wants his dick bitten off? That's twisted, but still up to him, I guess.
Some guy tries having his parents killed for no apparent reason (it's not like they were abusing him)? Jail.
Likewise for contract killer.
Is the wants-his-dick-bitten-off kid innocent by reason of insanity? Dunno (a person can be twisted, and still know right from wrong), but I'll guess his lawyer has a good crack at getting him off (the charges) that way.
nah, insanity defense is actually really hard. like you said, the standard is not being able to know right from wrong. this has premeditation written all over it.
Huh.
I see the lead image for the article changed...
Only Artefact could find a fellatio pic of (what looks to be) Klonoa.
That image is so funny. Plus it kind of turns me on..... Oh Klonoa, you SEXY SEXY devil you!
THEY SHOULDN'T DO THAT TO KLONOA!!!!!!
Klonoa is a "he"... right? ^^;
that's the point!!!! male and male !!! read the news...
@Anon: Blame it on Artefact for using Klonoa picture ^^;;