A woman who found her boyfriend masturbating over pornography was so outraged at what she called his “cheating” that she beat and stabbed him, resulting in his hospitalisation and her arrest.
The couple, residents of La Crosse in the state of Wisconsin, came to blows when the 23-year-old woman returned to her home to discover her 24-year-old boyfriend engaged in a bout of onanism, aided by some pornography.
She flew into a rage, accusing him of being a “fucking cheater”, or words to that effect, and attacked, punching him several times and kicking him in the groin.
Unsatisfied, she persisted in her rage, forcing him into the kitchen. She there grabbed a knife, slashed his arms and finally stabbed him in the abdomen, and ignoring all efforts by him to remonstrate with her, instead telling him to leave.
The man was fortunately not severely injured, and managed to drive himself to hospital, where he was treated and soon discharged.
The berserk girlfriend seems to have gotten off lightly – she was charged with “disorderly conduct while armed,” and “recklessly endangering safety,” with stabbing someone in the stomach apparently not warranting charges of attempted murder.
We do not hear whether there was anything exceptional about the pornography in question, though it is claimed the man was doing some unspecified chatting over the Internet as well.
Via Heaven.
At least she did not cut off his penis, or worse…
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Wow nice boat!
She should have been charged with attempted murder.
wat, if u havnt seen CSI, I suggest u do.
Apparently, she probably was not providing enough...
Yah. The guy jerked off to porn pics most likely because the girl didn't want to do it with him.
That BITCH is completly INSANE, she needs treatment!
But stabbing you is how I show my love!~
But I love stabbing people more than I love you!
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!!! SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL HER ONANI BOYFRIEND
She should have been pressed with more charges because she did assault the guy.
only in america
Alternately, everywhere.
To love someone is to want what is the best for that someone. Apparently she thought it would be best for him to be cut and stabbed.
I bet she was a feminist, she was trying to take away his porn, but whats more amazing is him driving himself to the hospital, I lol'ed so hard when I read that.
She was pissed off that he was looking at naked pictures of her sister. It was also Wisconsin, so the stabbing wasn't really a crime.
This bitch deserves a severe beating, in my book all women are nothing but secondhand people so if my wife was late on dinner or wasnt in the mood then i would beat her. In fact, i think i gonna beat her again tonight.
obvious troll is obvious
how the fuck did she get away with it be real if a guy woulda done that it would of been serious jail time
Welcome to the world of hypocrisy and double standards. I say we give the woman a real taste of equal rights and send her off to jail!
Yandere isn't so appealing now.
Why did she get off easy? If it was guy they'd pull up like fifty fucking charges have him sleep in county till bail is posted.
Double standards and hypocrisy, most probably. I myself do not agree with her punishment too. She should at the very least go to jail for attempted murder.
jealous can be dangerous......
nice pic btw....
Thats some crazy ass women she. Poor man.
Omg sick woman ...
Talk about PMS.
He was hard already so why instead of joining the game she got so freaking jealous? LOL DX
How that man's knuckles didn't end up permantly lodged in that woman's face the way mine would have been had i been in his shoes is one helluva mystery.
Because if you did that, you'd get arrested for domestic violence.
I think I gotta stop masturbating now. Thank god I never told my girlfriend.
Wow, the guy couldn't even stand his ground?...It's like he LET her do that from the sound of it =/ .
Seriously though you don't beat off when you have a gf....you beat off when you have a wife.....cause I seriously doubt after the first 5 years your getting any at all.....but gf times sex is like everyday so why beat off? And how did he get caught lol!
Unless the porn is directly related to her friends or family members, there is no reason for her to engage violence against her bf.
In the eye of men, porn and masturbation just for a release only. What is the guilt to watching porno films? Now a days people are more open minded and porn films are just shows only. After all, it is not considered as a cheating. Instead, that woman shouldnt have hurt him even though she considered him as cheating her.
Geez, guess I'm lucky, my GF gets turned on when I masturbate, and she frequently joins in. :)
She also gets turned on with hentai, but not the raping stuff.
Laws now days are stupid, when somebody stab somebody that is attempted murder yet she get off easily and if a guy own a loli doujin he get 10 years and the unspecified chatting could be he was murmuring while watching.
......... WTH. She got off light with disorderly conduct? If that was a man the charges would definitely been different. I'm not a sexist or anything, but seriously what the hell? That's like close to man slaughter there. Regardless of age, gender, nationality, this is outrageous! Argh I can't get understand. Anyone wielding a knife like that needs to see jail time.
"Please Officer, don't put her in jail. I love her!"
I have seen this behavior many times. People do the strangest things for love...
He should have paid his girlfriend some more attention ;)
Just goes to show you, some women would get jelaous over Anyone!
Even when it's just your poor childhood-friend JILL :(
Under Feminism's entitlement mentality, women have no accountability: http://manhood101.com/principles101.pdf
She didnt get attempted murder?!
I like that yandere pic :D
I bet she is one awesome piece of ass. The crazier they are the better they are.
LOL. Just there over the weekend.
As a guy can I stab another guy or chic in the gut and get off, answer-no , the laws were made for female cunts by male cunts.
K, girls fantasize about others while they're having sex all the time. So do men. The lines are blurred. Porn stars aren't cheating, it's there job. This chick must have been some nutty menanite weightlifting psycho bitch. And how scrawny was this guy that he took nut shots and knife jabs and punches and ran away when she was done beating him. Just look at that pic, she's insane.
Gintama's Sa-chan.
Learned this one in a class. Women cheat way more than men.
true and yet we are called disgusting and perverts.Even though women are doing most of that but nobody really wants to go against women
"..anything exceptional about the pornography..."
Exceptional?? This is Wisconsin.. come on.
A 3D yandere is fine too.
LOL! BITCH !
At least she did not cut off his penis :D
This girl is just like loise form zero not tsukaima.
I would punnish her when she going whith a Knive against me,and rape her to to the heaven,whith my ...
Boor guy he loking only a censordet porn.
fap*fap*fap* anata no kuroshi!!!arrrrggggghhhhhh!!!shinda te T.T kowaiiiii ne...
Seems like he lost his alt-tab/alt+f4 + pull trousers back up trick.
That's a negative side on living alone/with a gf. He probably hoped she'd 'help' him.
Sucks to be him....
Either the guy was a pussy or his girlfriend was an ogre if she was able to beat the shit out of him so thoroughly.
Or he's fully aware of the universal double standards in any nation about men harming women regardless of who started it.
+1 ... Even as a woman I find this annoying. I've known a few abusive women and their spouses couldn't do shit about it because no one would believe that a little 110LB woman could beat the shit out of a 200LB man.
What a clever Anon. +1 for you, Anon.
or then. like most guys we wouldnt just randomly beat our girlfriends? maby he thought its not much but then suddenly she attacked him and he was like *WTF?!?!?!* just defended and hoped she will calm down but then suddenly she picks up knife and stabs him?
not like if girl hits you abit. mostlikely you wont start beating her? not like her hits would even hurt much.. unless shes boxer xD
If the guy is doing it with someone on the net since as stated "it is claimed the man was also doing some unspecified chatting over the Internet as well." then i would understand the woman's rage over it.
Lesson:
If you have a girlfriend and you feel an urge. Don't let her catch you. Lock the doors or lock her in the kitchen.
Yeah... I'm sorry but stabbing the guy for 'doing it on the net' is silly. 'OH MY GOD! He's getting off on TEXT! I need to kill that bastard!' Rage I can understand, acting on it in the manner she did, I can not.
True lesson:
Get a girlfriend that also masturbates, then you won't have to worry about it unless she's a hypocritical bitch.
Don't understand. If your wife cheated on you, you wouldn't try to kill her.
you wouldn't?
To the woman: Off with his head and put it on a gym bag and buy some nice boat.
LOL.
great picture.
And this, people, is one of the reasons /not/ to do the 3D woman thing. 3D yanderes are fucking dangerous.
By comparison, 2D yanderes are epic.
but but but.. what if your 2D cheats you ?;(
That's simple, draw fan art of her killing the person she's cheating with and telling you she did it all for your benefit.
You change her for another 2D girl... I assure you she wont complain.
You tear your collection of whatever you have of her into shreds and burn it, making sure to take pictures to post into the nets to show other 2D characters not to cheat on you.
We should ban real women and starts living in 2D....
In 2D, no matter how severely you injured, you can recuperate with bandaids
I think that applies only in certain 2D genres,I could be wrong though.
That guy is a pussy i would have fukked her up lol
My exact thoughts.
Its nothing better than beating someone till death.
Bitches.
Nice boat?
"Unsatisfied, she persisted in her rage, forcing him into the kitchen"
Ha, Women !!
at least she knew her place.
I thought she was a member of Equality now and was trying to make HIM be the one barefoot in the kitchen.
too true, she probably made him a sandwich after.
Hopefully with a different knife. Would have been awkward if she used the knife that had been used to almost inflict stabbity death. I can imagine his words now:"That's not ketchup is it?"
This is why you guys are single.
Wow that's a hell of an assumption to make about some people you have never met before. I for one am not single.
she made him a manwich there but he couldn't stomach it and said she attacked him, fucking wuss
Chairman ROFL-MAO approves
I lold xD
That man innocent... The girlfriend + Cannot satisfied boyfriend = Onanism..
Satisfaction has little to do with masturbation-in-affinitas.
And rather than the man being innocent, there's nothing to be innocent of, haha.
that bitch is crazy
it was probably porn of her sister or best friend
or maybe the girl in the porn is WAAAAAY better lokking than the girlfriend!
oh~ that makes sense
Where I'm from (Onantown, near the Affjock junction, noted as being one of the most self-polluted towns around) this is big news. Men anticipate similar crimes and are essentially enacting "pre-revenge" on their girlfriends by stabbing them in the abdomen and slicing their arms. I hid all my porn today, and have set a trap for my girlfriend that will ensnare her in a web of rubber medical tubing. After she has been immobilized and bound tightly by the tubes, I intend to masturbate onto her, and with great relish I might add. Just the sight of her breasts pinched together by a series of tubes is enough to make me come, come, come!
get off my internets, Ted Stevens.
You try to hard.
God damn, what a bitch.
THIS IS WHAT AMERICA TRULY IS ABOUT!
Damned animal-lovers
wtf? this has nothing to do with animals.
She sure showed him who's boss
This dude's weak.
What a sorry excuse for a guy.
I mean, beaten by a girl one year younger?
That's lame, dude.
Unless your girlfriend has been through rigorous training under karate master Mr. Miyagi (CV : Pat Morita).
Guys in the middle of fapping can be very vulnerable.
He probably would have been fine had he not gotten excited by being caught.
"omigod omigod, stab me harder! ♥"
And besides, had he defended himself, he would've been charged with domestic violence.