Agnes Chan: “We’ll Be Back, You Damn Lolicon!”

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Even moral crusader idol Agnes Chan is resigned to defeat where the new loli ban is concerned, but she vows to strike back against the wicked lolicon in a rather strangely worded update to her diary, visible below:

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[NB: Multiple exclamation marks and slightly disturbing language are her own]

My pink dress arrived from America [for a meeting with the media]. But there won’t be any photos. Even so, we should be stylish even when nobody can see us.

The Diet’s session ran out of time, it’s unfortunate but this session we may not get the ban.

But all the members really tried hard for this, and agreed on the content of the new law!!!

Possession will be banned, and be illegal!!! I’m grateful, so grateful. They thought of the children, I’m deeply moved.

They thought of the wishes of the people, and they worked hard didn’t they? Both parties promised me “We can’t manage it this session, but we’ll surely do it next.” I’m so grateful.

To all the members, I know you’ll be busy with the election, but when you get back I want for you to start once more.

Doubtless banning loli materials will be foremost on their minds, even as they fight for reelection.

Idols may not have much of a reputation for being intellectuals, but Agnes appears to be doing even that a disservice…



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    Comment by Scyris
    07:45 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone needs to Assassinate this bitch and put her out of her misery. Do the world a service and get rid of her for good! Really stay out of japans business you ex-porn star slut.

    Comment by mi
    08:19 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i thought you mean Agnes-chan~ while it is Agnes Chan and it is Agnes chan

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:40 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think jap will go bankrupt if they ever do ban loli mangas and related merchandises

    Comment by Agnes Chan
    05:35 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Soon, we will abduct all the women, and give them boob jobs! Wuahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Comment by gunzaku
    18:56 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and dress them pink!! pink dress from america!!! yay...

    Comment by Ero-Sennin
    06:20 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone should send her a sympathy loli for her loss, and one (or more) for each of us for the victory.

    Comment by MaidNiac
    11:58 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds like she burnt a fuse inside her head due to this epic loss..

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:08 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She killed Michael jackson, who's next the orginal American Lolicon R kelly

    Comment by imhgtsukishiro
    09:24 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The English dictionary must add Agnes Chan. It means kill joy and sore loser

    Comment by imhgtsukishiro
    09:27 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As if the people would re-elect the same politicians who were pushing for this ban...

    You're not in China, bitch

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:44 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuck agnes chan gb2 china where children work at factories

    Comment by M
    09:59 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Both parties promised me “We can’t manage it this session, but we’ll surely do it next.” I’m so grateful."

    .....Ok, she's either very f##king naive...or she's on drugs. "Delaying" in politics usually should be a signal that nothing's going to ever freakin happen -_-.

    Comment by K
    03:00 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "My pink dress arrived from America [for a meeting with the media]. But there won’t be any photos. Even so, we should be stylish even when nobody can see us."

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    I didn't imagine to get a laugh this early in the day, good job, Chan, good job, now go back to fucking China and bring some cheap homemade dresses.

    Comment by C9
    03:01 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    im voting for loli ban! did you guys know that pedophile ism is some kind of mental sickness?

    Comment by LunarSD
    03:28 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    1 out of every 4 men [http://www.helping-people.info/articles/normal_men.html] are suffering from mental sickness? That must be a hell of a head cold then.

    Almost as prevalent as vagrant bigotry. Have you seen your doctor lately :P

    "Sexual Arousal and Arousability to Pedophilic Stimuli in a Community Sample of Normal Men", Nagayama Hall, Hirschman & Oliver, Behavior Therapy 26, 681-694, 1995

    -----(as used in a different source)-----

    [snip]
    Physiological desires are another category of behavioral influence that does not necessarily dictate one's actual behavior. According to one study by Nagayama Hall, Hirschman & Oliver, more than 25% of normal men exhibited penile arousal to heterosexual pedophilic stimuli that was equal or greater to their arousal from heterosexual adult stimuli. This is a conservative figure for the objective of this document, as the study did not include homo-erotic stimuli or adolescent stimuli, bringing the likely ratio of males presently functioning on a normal level in society who nevertheless experience erotic thoughts about minors considerably higher than one out of every four. The study then went on to empirically confirm that "...arousal to pedophilic stimuli does not necessarily correspond with pedophilic behavior".

    What this substantive category of people need is a venue to convert these impulses into a more socially acceptable form. Prurient fiction [context note for SanCon post: such as 2D lolicon] is the only available means to sublimate sexual impulses without actually committing them, and is therefore too necessary an element of societal health to suddenly and aimlessly prohibit. Without fantasy to expel the taboo-breaking impulses of at least one out of every four men, what remains?
    [snip]

    Comment by Miroku74
    07:22 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "What this substantive category of people need is a venue to convert these impulses into a more socially acceptable form. Prurient fiction [context note for SanCon post: such as 2D lolicon] is the only available means to sublimate sexual impulses without actually committing them, and is therefore too necessary an element of societal health to suddenly and aimlessly prohibit. Without fantasy to expel the taboo-breaking impulses of at least one out of every four men, what remains?"

    More IRL child raep.

    I've been saying this also for a while now, LunarSD.... but sadly, not everyone is as pragmatic or reasonable as you or I, nor the others who agree with us.

    Comment by LunarSD
    18:14 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    By all means Miroku, visit here [http://forums.yestofreedom.org/viewforum.php?id=5] and please voice that opinion in detail.

    Read our document (5 pages currently, 15 sources from respectable scientific journals and authors), note where you think it could be misinterpreted and why, and we'll try and come up with better angles.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:22 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All that needs to be done now is taking her out that way she won't ever come back ^^; all lolicons unite and burn the witch!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:09 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    where is our spy from her faction again?

    Comment by OverMaster
    03:04 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "I'll get you next time, GADGET...! I mean, LOLI...!".

    Comment by Miroku74
    07:23 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I lol'd. *hard*

    Comment by Akumaten
    03:24 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and Agnes' angry pussy growls in response as they fly away

    Comment by blue_blue
    01:57 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    f*ck you, b*tch!
    we've had enough of you, old hag!
    go somewhere else and get your own p0rn.

    so I hope this is the last we'll hear of Agness Chan.

    Comment by Ritsu
    01:48 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The true is agnes like shota but she can't get one of them so she don't want anyone else get lolicon just like her. :p

    Comment by abort-retry-fail
    02:10 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, has-been crooked teeth loses this time and hopefully will to continue to lose..

    Comment by garturo62
    Comment by nagishrine
    02:19 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    TAKE THAT SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

    Comment by yaku
    03:23 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...Crazy. Just fucking crazy.

    What people wish or want isn't necessarily what they actually need for a better life.

    Comment by KSA Technology
    04:29 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agnes Chan should be banned, pure and simple.

    Comment by Fonzer
    06:00 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i support banning agnes chan :P

    Comment by AmericanOtaku83
    12:25 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I believe I speak for the entire board when I issue this challenge to Agnes Chan.

    (unzips pants)

    LOOK AT MY BUTT!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Comment by Cerenado
    05:26 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She's funny.
    Well, now that I think a bout it, alot of politicians and advocates for reforms are "funny".

    Comment by Cerenado
    05:28 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hmmm why's that?
    'cause most of the time they only talk shit, and do nothing productive.

    Comment by EyE
    05:19 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    agnes is over with that speech. the last thing zou want to do in front of the public is to make zourself look dumb cuy no one smart will take zou serioulz afterward.

    Comment by The Enigmatic Moondoggiebuiscuit
    04:25 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My dear anti-Muslim-with-that-jihad-fanatic-like-wish-to-ban-loli(Anti-Agnes Chan):

    Agnes will be back. We must be prepared next time! If we were to show her that not all lolicons are predators then all lolicons-that-are-not-predators must make an effort to clean our ranks and rid of the real predators so that Agnes will leave us alone. f ever that our lolis are taken from us, we can't only blame Agnes but also ourselves for not making an effort to show her that not all lolicons are predators.... Protect real lolis to protect our lolis... That is the solution I thought of...

    Comment by LunarSD
    04:31 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think you might be on to something.

    Comment by The Enigmatic Moondoggiebuiscuit
    12:17 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Too bad the petition site is japanese.... I'm filipino!

    Comment by Hangmen
    03:33 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She needs to visit Somalia sometimes. I hear the hardliners there are kind enough to provide you transport and security by surprise.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:51 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow, she is crazy... we don't need someone like that who supports anti free speech. all she cares about is stupid lead and paper, wtf is wrong with her???

    Comment by Kyo
    12:28 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So is it possession of drawn loli, or 3D?

    Comment by Metalbunny
    13:03 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuck you agnes chan...I doubt you barely even know the fact that children aren't really involved in the creation of loli and the likes >.......<
    yeah they are being depicted their..but hell almost anyone who watches it truly knows the fact that they AREN'T REAL so shut the fuck up and watch us do our stuff..

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:52 19/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She's still gonna fight back? damn she's really a non-sex icon to all humans

    Comment by Drill
    14:17 19/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agnes Chan was broken a long time ago. Watching her spin her wheels makes my day.

    Take that you loud mouthed bitch. You're about as annoying as drunk western hicks after some party.

    Comment by Ch1nGFuX
    19:21 18/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sincerely, I dont find profit in wasting money to propose a ban on fictional pre-adolescent characters =.=

    Comment by Professional Troll
    10:47 18/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh the only reason Agnes wants loli banned is because she is uglier than shit and someone told her ( I swear this time it wasn't me) and told her that they'd rather fap to lolicon than fap to her cause she looks like someone who is having a rather hard time taking a shit as her "normal face" however seeing her cry made me happier on the inside and I felt rejuvenated. I think the line "Your anguish sustains me" makes a good place for itself here.

    Comment by Loli no Mikata
    17:59 18/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Somebody start the 'ASSASINATE NOW' movement

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:37 20/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My my Agnes, are we forgetting these are just drawings?

    Comment by Blacky
    20:54 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "If it weren't for those pesky lolicons, I would have gotten away with it!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:04 24/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously, you all know "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

    Agnes is pretty much like "Hell hath no bitterness like an idol sagged".

    Comment by tyciol
    12:59 31/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That 'keep out' tape immediately reminded me of Mifune from Soul Eater, how appropriate considering the subject.

    Comment by Elliot R. Winslate
    10:24 11/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    People, you all know what is that line meant and what kinds of people who actually says it. That she'll come only to get ridiculed and shafted by a steel pole axe by US and the fact that she is - indeed a VILLAIN.

    Kudos to all living organism that managed to repel that S*B threat against the industry!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:00 08/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    you know, with enough opposition to her claims, we might be able to nullify her statements by saying "you bring no facts to prove it is dangerous" and whatnot.

    Comment by the TIME DIVER
    Comment by the TIME DIVER
    06:33 07/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    IF YA WANNA BEAT ALL LOLI FAN !!!!! BEAT US AROUND WORLD !!!! I'LL WAIT YA TO FIGHT WITH ME ( in argument )!!!! WE HAVE OUR OWN FREEDOM AND REASON WHY WE LOVE LOLI .BTW , I hate 3D loli. 2D IS THE BEST !!!!! kufufufu

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:35 05/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone should force her to watch various Otaku play through loli h-games and anime. Over and over until she changes her mind about all this.

    Comment by LlamaBomber
    23:28 21/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks like all those cunt punts agnes chan had, paid off.

    Comment by XSportSeeker
    12:01 21/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agnes-chan has Jack Thompson 100% grade certified lunacy.

    Comment by Velichi
    03:22 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As LunarSD above has posted, http://www.translativearts.com/log20080812special_ej.html delineates numerous points that is wrong with the approach the anti-loli moralists have undertaken. Please try to read it, it's not a book, it doesn't have big words, fancy quotes, or raging epitaph within. Liked the part where he said culture progresses through addition, not subtraction.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:08 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, this whole 'anti-pedosexual' bullshit is just a vendetta by the religious bastards who want to brainwash children into adhering to THEIR sexual mores and parents who don't want to do their jobs by MONITORING WHO THEIR CHILDREN ARE SPENDING TIME WITH!

    As a pedosexual myself, I'll be bluntly honest: WE ARE OBVIOUS AS FUCK! We are OBVIOUS about being attracted to children, so it isn't like parents can whine, moan and bitch about "I left him/her alone with my son/daughter and I didn't know he/she was a pedosexual!"

    Any parent or even adult who says that should be SMACKED with a hammer! They are simply too freaking stupid to live on this planet!

    Comment by lol
    00:33 23/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol..
    i lol'ed at the title 'we will be back,you DAM lolicon'
    hahahahaha...

    Comment by hALOTOO
    23:52 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A recent survey has proven that Agnes Chan has an IQ of -10, please insult with caution

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:42 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    “We’ll Be Back, You Damn Lolicon!”

    And we will be waiting Agnes ready to defend 2d art and fredom of speech because we KNOW NO FEAR!

    Comment by kenjiharima
    13:28 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Will somebody shut that bitch up!!!

    Comment by DuoMaxwell
    14:40 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, you better run, Lolinator bitch!

    Freedom of the arts, speech and expression, always wins out over censorship every time, no matter what! Ha ha! Equality Now and all feminazis better recognize!

    Kan-fuckin'-pai, and cheers!

    Comment by at
    15:00 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What children?? The only children that she is trying to help are ones that aren't even real. Just because you have lolicon items doesn't mean you are going to do things to REAL CHILDREN!!!

    If that's the case America better ban and make it illegal to have a gun and violent video games. Both can make you into a homicidal gunman.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:01 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Straying slightly off-topic for a bit, does or cute black haired lolicon mascot have a name?

    Comment by Fonzer
    22:08 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    looks like beako but she looks a little more grown up there

    Comment by Ex-Otaku-V3
    01:45 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    grateful for my *lan*?
    dui chu kun la !(hokkien)
    !@#@#%#$%#$^#^#&%$&% !

    Comment by Anonymous125
    01:44 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why even bother banning the 2D, as if they could literally do harm. I wonder, is she even using her brain? Banning loli while not doing anything against the real ones...

    Comment by Nyanyanya
    Comment by Anonymous
    20:40 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Euff said Agnes Chan = epic fail

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:47 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She'll be back.

    And so will we; in the name of free speech and the good of the world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:39 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She's not even blond, and she's dumb as one!

    Comment by devilmore
    20:35 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Doesnt sound like she knows politics very well...

    Comment by LunarSD
    20:36 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The Diet’s session ran out of time, it’s unfortunate but this session we may not get the ban.
    ...
    To all the members, I know you’ll be busy with the election, but when you get back I want for you to start once more."

    Does this prospect annoy you?

    I've co-written a letter detailing our side of this matter as best as I was able (it may continue evolving, but it is in a printable/sendable state currently).

    Unfortunately it is only available currently in English. We do need it translated into Japanese.

    You will need Open Office [http://www.openoffice.org/] in order to view it, as it is written and notated entirely in Open Office's non-proprietary document format.

    Feel free to spam the Prime Minister's office with it (or wait until our groups finds a good translator), and any other politicians you think it may be worth sending to.

    Download it here [http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zdyjyxdc4nl].

    Also, you may want to support this guy too [http://www.translativearts.com/log20080812special_ej.html].

    Comment by LunarSD
    20:42 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *(or wait until our group finds a good translator)

    ^^;

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:09 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Try Saha, or Tadanohito, maybe Desudesu. They translate from Japanese to English, but they should be able to do the reverse as well.

    And they'd probably be interested in this, seeing how a ban on hentai material would also cut into their business.

    Comment by Владимир Владимирович Путин
    20:36 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    she she will fall - no reelection for this lady :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:39 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good thing her dress arrived.

    Comment by Anon
    20:56 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow that reads like something a yandere would write...

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:00 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh shit, faggot will strike back.

    We need some /b/ack up support!!111!

    We need moar OVER 9000 POWAAAAAHHHH!!

    Comment by Miroku74
    07:10 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How.... original.

    Comment by Wizary
    21:38 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's good to be an lolicon

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:53 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If she is going against 2d fictional characters and wants to stop that kind of freedom of speech then someone should just assasinate her to make her shut up already and prevent a ban

    Comment by CS
    23:38 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sometime, martys are more effective than crusaders...

    Comment by Anon
    19:16 18/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    just take a peek at the bible lulz

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:57 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    im a girl and i just want her to shut the **** up!! what´s her problem?!?!?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:04 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    because she has wrinkles that she feels jeaous over lolis but can't go againts them so she focus her frustrations over us.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:23 19/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    100% agree~

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:08 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Unabomber with a touch of Manson...

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:21 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Man, she should go back to China.

    Her presence and Chinese influence is distracting!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:21 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah.. i would love for her to come to the US and please stop by new york i'll be waiting for you bitch :)

    Comment by solace
    20:08 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agnes Chan: “We’ll Be Back, You Damn Lolicon!”

    2D vs. 3D: Beako vs. Agnes Chan?

    2D wins again.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:16 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agnes was never a player

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:59 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    O'cmon! give Agnes-chan a break will ya!

    She just want some Dicks..

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:37 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seeing Agnes Chan right after that lolicious Beako... made me wanna puke.

    Srsly, don't they have nothing better to do?
    Like protecting real women, ending real child porn, going away and becoming An heros?

    Comment by air
    20:04 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "pink dress arrived from America"

    Oh crap... this makes sense now.. she's getting her advice from the GOP's closet. Same one Palin raided during the elections.

    Fucken A. I don't want the GOP stupid to spread outside the ameriacn south. I can hear the banjos/koto playing now..

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:43 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not everyone is southern US plays the banjo,that's just a stereotype. Some play the guitar,or the drums.

    Comment by hALOTOO
    22:51 17/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some play wife while other play husband too

    Comment by fxc2
    20:12 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone's gonna assassinate her soon.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:58 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    More people believed that with Obama; I doubt we can expect it to happen anytime soon, although that would be perfect.

    Her death will be 'obviously' caused by a lolicon, so things could get out of hand at the same time.
    As a memorial to her death the two parties can just announce the ban of loli, so that her actions weren't in vain. I don't know if it'll boost public opinion, since Japan is mainly against the ban, but w/e.

    Death can't be the best solution now, right?





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