Girl Impregnated by Swimming Pool

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The mother of a 13-year-old girl is suing a hotel after she said her daughter contracted a strange affliction from the swimming pool waters: a fetus.

The mother is requesting compensation from the owners of the Egyptian hotel for her daughter’s unexpected pregnancy on the grounds that there was stray sperm in the untreated pool water.

“The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case,” says one travel industry source.

Via Ananova.

Such mothers are doubtless the cause of many a virgin birth…


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    Comment by sanimej2
    04:22 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Now thats what you call comedy! You cannot make this shit up!!

    Comment by dancu
    04:18 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    well then you know that guy that did knock her up is sighing in relieve that there is no consequences for getting the girl pregnant.

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    Comment by Lazydabear
    03:40 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well her mother needs to check her daughter to see if she not a hermaphrodite.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:16 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Up till now I thought running into a warm area of water was bad. Anyhow, the mother needs to ask her husband why he was sleeping in his daughters bed at 3am over and over while she was at work.

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    Comment by Apirant
    03:20 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't think this would have happened if the girl was not masturbating in the pool.

    Come to think of it, is she still a virgin?

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    Comment by Metalbunny
    02:10 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What the fuck.....Is the thing that most stupid highschool women believe about pools actually becoming true????
    Holy mother of christ...
    God knows what happens next..
    Maybe sticks and stones won't break human bone...or something like that...
    Or maybe a sunny day with rain is the sign of the birth of a monster or something like that..

    Comment by MusicalNote
    02:01 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Girl impregnated by a swimming pool... Here I thought girls that had normal babies had it rough, she's going to be giving birth to a freaking kiddie pool!

    I simply could not ignore the opportunity for this horrid joke.

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    Comment by Nyarth
    02:22 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lawl someone fapped + jizzed in the pool =D

    Comment by LoveLongsought
    06:07 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What if he was fapping to her? now that would funny

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:49 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    even more so if he believed he got her pregnant just by fapping to her

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:02 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    seriously, why is there SPERM in a swimming pool at all?

    Comment by thegirlguywhosaysheisagirl
    07:51 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What type of 13 year old girl has sex when at a hotel? I think they may be wanted to look into other possibilities...like possibly rape. Then again she could have had sex and this is the end result.

    I find it unlikely that a swimming pool can actually produce the sperm necessary to impregnate someone.

    Every sperm is sacred,
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    Comment by chickenwing
    08:32 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Possibilities:

    1. Girl gets pregnant, and has a very gullible mom.

    2. Girl gets pregnant, and her mom takes advantage of it for a quick buck.

    3. Girl and mom work together to get girl pregnant so they can make a quick buck.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:14 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm betting on either number one or number two, to be honest. Three..... heard of it happening, but honestly don't know ANY girl who would get pregnant in order to make a buck with the high cost of a baby.

    Comment by Daoist Sage
    02:54 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...except for parts of the teenage/young adult female black population in the US milking welfare, food stamps, free/low cost child care, and Section 8 housing for all its worth.

    I wish I were making this up. Having exactly 5 or 6 (can't remember which one it is, where the government will not pay for additional children) kids and getting a $4-600ish check perm month, per kid, plus other social services, food stamps, and first in line for Section 8 vouchers that will pay for a house or townhouse costing more than $1,000 a month, if you have a few kids.

    I've been on buses in the slums of St. Louis where I'd *consistently* see a girl between 16-20 (yes, I've asked) get on the bus with *5* kids, with a friend or their mom/aunt/sister helpiing them herd their litter. While dressed up in Playboy brand clothing/jewelery/skank uniforms. Before they head to the clubs at night. Sometimes I'd see 14-15 year old girls getting on the bus with 3-4, getting a start on it. All unvariably sucking up all the state budget. Intentionally, to be sure. I've met girls/moms who have planned this. Consistently.

    So, while there exists girls/mom & daughter pairs that would and do plan stuff like this, the overall volume is very very low (to my best knowledge), and relatively restricted to certain areas, socio-economic statuses, and demographics.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:24 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this reminds me of the girl that gave birth to a squid

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:58 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh why didn't the mother also become pregnant? Wouldn't it be more likely for her to due to the size of her body opening in all likely hood and to the probability that the mother also laid in the shallow end of the pool with her rear end on the bottom for a long time?

    Comment by anonymous bastard
    05:39 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'll only like it if it turns out to be an octopus.

    Comment by Quasi
    06:17 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, no, it is possible

    This virgin girl was swimming bottomless in a pool of unfiltered, un chlorinated, 98.6 degree water, and suffered from the astronomically-improbable accident of encountering a still-motile human sperm.

    Of course, this requires that she was not using the breast stroke, the Australian crawl, or even the dog paddle, but rather, her mode of propulsion through water involved sucking water in, via her posterior orifices, and then squirting it out again under greater pressure, much like a squid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:30 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or she had sex and is blaming it on the pool.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:45 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That seems highly unlikely, sir

    Comment by Daoist Sage
    02:46 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I laughed so hard I spit. Thank you, sir. =3

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    Comment by Anonymous
    21:28 12/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I heard that a girl got pregnant by just dreaming about sex.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:38 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And here is the worst patch, a lot of retards believed that is true and made a cult that survived thousands of years...

    Comment by mechwarrior
    21:33 12/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Next on Maury: black man dances a jig when pool announced father of illiterate son.

    Comment by mechwarrior
    21:33 12/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    illegitimate, sorry. Joke ruined FRAK.

    Comment by MusicalNote
    01:58 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't know, I still laughed because Maury's so cheap he'd start talking about illiterate children if he ran out of illegitimate.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:07 12/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Egypt = Arabs

    She is probably trying to avoid getting executed or whatever their punishment for getting knocked up at 13 is.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:47 12/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fail anon is fail.

    the girl+mother is from poland.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:11 12/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sauce on pic? :3

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:08 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Must've been the Kafun Shoujo. :P

    Comment by Nezumi
    01:46 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG! A virgin (prolly not) mother! It's the messiah! Hoorah! =D (jk, I think this girl is just a slut and wont admit it to her mommy)

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    Comment by ajnac
    23:27 12/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    impossible... but anyway, fascinating... (duh!) XD

    Comment by Slav Infantryman
    23:13 12/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, it's just another over-protective mother that prefer to beliveve in just any bullshit, rather than believe her 13yo know what sex is.

    I wonder if the girl didn't use protection out of stupidity, or maybe she was doing it wothout protection, because she didn't have period yet, so she thought she don't have to?

    It sounds like good joke for last page of h-doujin

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:33 12/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Swimming pool" in a codename for the girl's father

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:01 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait... was she swimming naked or something?

    Surely her swimming panties were tight around her vagoo?

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    Comment by kami
    09:09 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i for one hope its jesus 2.0. as for who was humping her... i mean sperm+swimming pool. wat are the chances of that happening.

    can u imagine 13yo with a belly? so much for the 2nd comin, Dr Anderson is stopin this century apacolipse for sure. u sinners should be thankful

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:51 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh please..... a 13 year old with a baby belly was COMMON less than 100 years ago! Fact is, it's only our stupid society that has actually DEVOLVED to the point where we are telling people "not to have children until 30 or later!" when the best time, biologically, to have children is 13-23!

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    Comment by XSportSeeker
    09:11 13/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A joke. This is one.

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    Comment by Survivor
    05:07 14/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    definitely one of the most stupid things I've heard

    Comment by Darkus
    09:01 14/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WHAT A FUCKING BUKKAKE POOL!!!!!

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    Comment by Celestz
    02:08 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I kinda sympathize with the girl since a friend of mine also had this happen to her.

    what's good though, is that she continued it, godfather of the kid here~

    Comment by walt
    00:35 15/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes yes a than Bethleem Star and 3 mages from East....
    every time a girl become pregnant without sex this miracles happend -again

    Comment by Hangmen
    05:05 14/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Her daughter just got herself a baby Jesus. What's not to be proud of?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:07 13/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Two words: Falcon punch.

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    Comment by tyciol
    00:02 29/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey guys the original URL is dead but I found the story, is posted here: http://www.anorak.co.uk/216376/strange-but-true/polish-teen-impregnated-by-egyptian-swimming-pool.html

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:41 12/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The lesson is to never swim in Egyptian pools.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:13 07/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    and this is how virgin Mary gave birth to Baby Jesus while maintaining her virginity boys and girls

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:22 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Alright, so there was this guy who looked like a girl, and the little girl was half naked. The guy fapped in front of her.
    The end.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:03 16/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If a sperm manages such an accomplishment then the kid that will be born must be Rambo.









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