For some reason schoolgirls rubbing themselves on the corner of their desks has come to be the subject of extensive illustration, with all manner of treatment given to the subject.
Plenty of depictions of this desk corner onanism, as well as other gratuitous acts of tablesex, can be seen below:
It is interesting to speculate as to whether this practice has any basis in fact, or whether it is indeed demented fancy, as seems probable…
Yeah Table-tan returns ! i'm sure Atma will be delighted with the 2 images of Kallen as well... it just needs only one of my CC and my pleasure will be maximum
In the schools I went to, the desks and tables all had rounded corners ("for safety"?), but I don't think they were used for that, since the rooms (even the libraries) had BIG windows, no blinds, and there was no way for the potential desk-onnanist to guarantee sufficient "alone-time".
yes they do, ive seen it moar than once. they dont just rub against the corner, they also like to use the legs to pelasure themselves as if the were teasing their vulva with some other kind of stick.
thats the main reason why every man should want to be reincarnate into a table rofl.
Hizashi No Naka No Real (either that or a loli artwork done by the same artist), yep. Possibly the best Flash based eroge ever made in history of mankind.
surprised this is true, last one needs to calm down. i def don;t want to sit at any girls house table now while i eat. do guys do this as well? I rather not be a table guys, i rather be their underwear lol. seriously i rather be reincarnated as myself as i am happy to learn more.
As the owner of a vagina I have to say this shit is ridiculous. Men, would you want to rub your boner against a plank of wood? How the hell would that feel good. Looking at these made my lady bits hurt. This is one of those hentai conventions that has no basis in reality.
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The Higurashi (10th) one scares me the most D:
14 & 20 are the best
Why the blue hell isn't there eroge with Table-kun as the male(?) protagonist?!? O_O
it appears to be in the art of the original game.
and thats a bad thing.
btw, i dont know if this actually happened in the game....
Ah, yes... Nina X Desk is the best pair in Code Geass. (^.^)
Renji X Desk >> Nina X Desk
lulz
Bankai~!!
Yeah Table-tan returns ! i'm sure Atma will be delighted with the 2 images of Kallen as well... it just needs only one of my CC and my pleasure will be maximum
The nanoha one and #53 were quite hilarious too
look at table-tan see how many girls he has to deal with on the daily though
#53... 9.8...!
Obligatory Nina.
Dildo is not needed in this era...
hm... this dest-mistreatment makes me kinda sad, dunno why they prefer some desk about a guy..
Ps: me likes #28 the most, Kuu-chan is pretty hawt~
Ah, table-kun, we meet again.
o.O this is the first I hear of table humping... is this very popular?
Yes.
I do it all the time.
wow
wow.
can I ask one question?
why?
I have to wonder how this fetish came to be.
Necessity?
If you became horny at school and no one was around...
waaa... last picture... she going to berserk... someone need to meke her calm down...
Lucky table.
When I die I want to be a Japanese school desk and an all girls school!
when i die, i want to be reincarnated as a dildo. one that gets passed down the family line from mother to daughter.
Oh yes, and the mother is Joan Rivers, then her daughter...
This made me lol
Behold..the desk..The ultimate sextoy.
So girls these days are turned on by mere table corners while they're completely unsatisfied by short penises?
0_____0 at #53. In such a condition the last thing you'd expect her to do would be that.
fuck..now im jealous over a table :P
now i shall lick every table corner i come across.
I've had the opening picture for quite some time now, and it is still as hot now as it was then. Just fucking RAWR!
In the schools I went to, the desks and tables all had rounded corners ("for safety"?), but I don't think they were used for that, since the rooms (even the libraries) had BIG windows, no blinds, and there was no way for the potential desk-onnanist to guarantee sufficient "alone-time".
There is always a way.
After a long day of work+chores, when every other student and teacher has left school ? 'm pretty sure it actually happens
I sometimes do this at my kitchen table. s'good.
The pic number 29 is a cute little boy!
I give a 9.8 to pic #52 for the dismount!
Artistic Desk Rubbing for the 2012 olympic!
LOL at the building rubbing one. That one made me fall off my chair.
The one at the end was hilarious too
Do girls do that? oO
yes they do, ive seen it moar than once. they dont just rub against the corner, they also like to use the legs to pelasure themselves as if the were teasing their vulva with some other kind of stick.
thats the main reason why every man should want to be reincarnate into a table rofl.
It's believable about stick-like things but a corner of table? Doesn't it unsafe to rub against hard and pointed thing?
You dont rub against the corner, you kind of set yourself on top and half it kind of at an angle.
I wanna be a table!!! xD
Watch G-Taste episode 1. Then you'll understand.
desks are so lucky.
and WTF! nina of code geass?! sh**! LOL! XD XD XD XD
Fuck yes
I lol'd at the Nanoha image.
Must be aware of filthy desk corners if I ever go to Japan~
yeah.. got lot of DNA there...
Gallery. +1
Where the idea cames from? Is it ever possible in reality for girls to masturbate with table-corner?
It's kind of hard to get off with the table but its doable. An arm chair is normally better/more comfortable.
You'd have to be really REALLY horny! XD
they are. and so am i
I used to do this when I was younger all the time, I guess it is actually common.
o_o; that's very... interesting o-o;
Me too. I gues it was my first approach when I was little ^//^
Same ^^
wow
lots of kanojo/onna do this after all..
I see some Loli's in some of the images =D
This is HOT!!! except for the last photo. That freaked me out. And pic #52 and #53, that was weird.
I wonder if Agnes Chan masturbates on desk corners...
She masturbates on desk corners only if the desk is made out of lolis.
She's only trying to go against lolicons and whatnot so that she gets more lolis to herself, the bitch.
She's gonna get splinters from it.
Ew, don't say that!
Falling back to that virgin report later made, its no wander if theyve got girls rubbing them selves against desks in the classrooms..
lol 53 was priceless
Truly there is a fetish for everything.
Sankaku is the best site ever.
youve taken some time to realise, but now youve reached enlightment. good job
yeah. sankaku saiko da!!!
Ehehe, It's a little bit harder if you're scrolling down a webpage in a chair.
I found a new use for a tissue box. ^///^
THANK YOU FOR THE GALLERY, ARTEFACT.
It's about damn time we had a good H gallery. Thanks Artefact. If you give me another (good) one within the week I'll donate $10 to the site.
This Table...
Q: Why isn't Nina one of the knights?
A: She doesn't like round tables.
bravo
Well done comment :3
You are my hero
+5 internets
lol'd. great job.
#4 That girl is spacing out. ;D
I fukken love this gallery... <33
And table onanism can never be complete without Nina.
True. She's the mascot after cumming on an international show.
ROFL building xD
I blame(thank) code geass for this.the first anime to show table-kun's alternate use
Widely-known use, at least, I'm sure it's been around a fair while!
#1 looks a lot like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sakura_Yae.jpg
I wish I was a table
hahahaha this is so funny
29 is my fav! Yay Loli!
52 was epic.
This thread proves it. While I wanna hump a girl's bumps, girl bumps wanna hump a dump a bump a table bump. Proven.
Why does the last pic always have to be such a turn-off? :(
new guy fails
So cute, it makes me love females even more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-NRHZl7C9w
This is all gold except the last one. Saved!
3D version to follow?
the last one was just freaky
No.It's priceless.Sankaku's always have these priceless last pics.
fascinating. i might have to try that sometime..
Of possible relevance.
http://www107.sakura.ne.jp/~moemoe/cg/swf/kado.htm
I'd lost that site's url. Thank you.
I shall call them, desktop girls.
I wish I can return to my high school days and try to do that :3 Anyway 1st pic and NanoFate pic = win
i used to rub my penis there too... to catch girls unaware and impregant them
LOL
I like #29 she just looks so adorable I wish I was there with her :D.
No.11 reminds me of Hizashi. Is that a game?!
Hizashi No Naka No Real (either that or a loli artwork done by the same artist), yep. Possibly the best Flash based eroge ever made in history of mankind.
Fate...
Oh my.
surprised this is true, last one needs to calm down. i def don;t want to sit at any girls house table now while i eat. do guys do this as well? I rather not be a table guys, i rather be their underwear lol. seriously i rather be reincarnated as myself as i am happy to learn more.
Last pic is full of love.
36 is my second favorite.
she humpin a piece a furniture!
very funny and stupid!
desks get all the pussy
what the hell is this humping all about??
BTW last DO NOT WANT!!!
the second i saw this article, i thought.. "in b4 Nina"
Well Japanese girls said they like it to be hard. And no penis is harder than a table corner.
Ah! not there Artefact oni chan........
I would pay to be able to see this actually happening.
me too.
Ok, i thought i have seen ANYTHING yet, but after seeing THIS... D:
Found another fetish. Last one made me lol to death.
As the owner of a vagina I have to say this shit is ridiculous. Men, would you want to rub your boner against a plank of wood? How the hell would that feel good. Looking at these made my lady bits hurt. This is one of those hentai conventions that has no basis in reality.
As the owner of another vagina, I did it when little. eventually you pass to other things tho.
My desk have this weird smell....wonder if it's...
Nina from Code Geass was the only one that came to mind when it came to table corner masturbation.
I have a feeling it'd seriously hurt like hell if they eventually got splinters from doing that. "Bleeding pussies" would be the end result.
This gallery is a +10
well i guess i just cant forget nina from code geass
why can't they just preer men like us instead of those lifeless tables?!
now I'm getting jealous...
girls.. ya know I can help you with that
oh take me, table-top!
lol@last one
I think the last one just scarred my mind. O_O