Man Saws Off Own Penis: “This Happens All The Time”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jul 7, 2009 05:52 JST
- Tags: Accidents, Bizarre, Guro, Medical, Penis Abuse, UK
A carpenter who accidentally sawed off his own penis is apparently embarrassed by the hideous accident, which according to his mother “happens all the time” to the people in his profession.
The man (54) was sawing wood when he somehow managed to saw his penis off.
An ambulance was soon on its way, and found him bleeding in his bathtub. After being rushed to hospital, surgeons were able to reattach his penis.
Speaking to journalists, his mother shared an unexpected fact about carpenters:
“Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools.”
She goes on to admit that it was an unfortunate accident, but hardly uncommon:
“This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession. I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident.”
Via the Telegraph.
Apparently, accidental penis amputation is now little more than an embarrassing inconvenience thanks to the marvels of modern medicine…
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Hazards at work eh?
reminds me of that one episode of American Dad...
Sure it wasn't a case of dumb ppl using DIY tools as sex toys again?
I'd advise him to pay attention next time, but he obviously saw it comming...
At least it seems they where able to re attach it poor fellow.remember always where a cup when cutting wood ,ouch bad one lol
I, choppee-choppee your pee-pee! XD
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Hate to break it to you, but whether your wearing pants or not is not going to save your penis from a chainsaw. The chainsaw is going to rip through the pants like butter.
Now I don't wanna be a carpenter if it's a common thing that their penises are being sawed off everytime they work!
YES! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE TO DO THIS! I feel so much better about myself now.
man, I did this too but I accidently cut off my leg also.
Oh god.....
*shivers*
He has now officially lost his manliness. I feel bad for him
Except for the fact that they reattached it..?
...Like a Boss?
This aint that bad. I've seen people doing that on purpose! T^T
How do you accidentally saw your dick off? Does he work naked?
I WARNED YOU ABOUT SAWS BRO!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!!
Wrong wood
'Tis but a flesh wound
that picture is scary
His "Wood" seems gigantic-sized...
LOL But they're right, really! Because I have the feeling that I have been reading such news quite a lot this year.
I'm pretty sure nobody can saw off his penis accidentally... NOBODY!!
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! *cuts off his penis*
WTF!?
Just saw in a newspaper that the guy was drunk. Even so it's quite a feat...
Was he "testing" the smoothness of the wood. =_=
I can't fathom how you could have your penis exposed to be sawn off.
You've gotta be either retarded or trying to fap and saw shit and the same time...
he cut the wrong wood!
It's the right one if he cannot even identify his own wood.
laughing and crying here.You made my day lol i was rolling.
How one accidentally saws off his cock? I mean, does he have a habit of working naked or what?
Ugh.
If i should guess how he did it, it would have to be something like this: Imagine you hold your plank of wood againt your waist or so. With your other hand you hold the saw. He was probbly a little sloppy when he was sawing downwards holding the saw a little wrong and when the plank gave in.....yeah
Boner time costs him greatly,at least girls don't have nothing to worry about if they have the same job
Ouch.
Gotta love Sawyer the Cleaner (opening picture).
Fuck yeah, Black Lagoon. S3 fucking where?
King Missile - Detachable Penis
I thought this article had something to do with that song ._.;;
lol...
Cue AMV Hell segment in 3... 2... 1...
this is what happened:
He was supposed to cut a piece of wood that was given to him by a friend. But suddenly, the wood transformed into a delicious flat chested goddess in human form - nagi.
The carpenter, seeing nagi, can't help but be aroused by the delicious cake in front of him. He was thinking of stroking his cock but he forgot he was holding a saw.
THE END
Amazing comment is amazing.
lol'd
What????
Watch more anime smooth guy.
Hmm ~
well, accidents do happen... yes? - O.o
Carpentering is a very serious business.
So how exactly do you manage to do this?
Do you saw a piece of wood with the penis erect or something?
I just cant understand.
What was he doing in the bathtub?
Probably freezing his muscles.
Or Jerking Of.....
Oh Right i forgot HE SAWED IT OFF...
I don't either. Somehow I think it wasn't an accident.
Failure to follow common-sense safety precautions.
Jeez, the list of "Do Not Do ..." items in the safety warnings for saws just got longer.
I call this "the manufacturer's we-have-to-tell-you-not-to-do-this-so-we-don't-get-sued-by-your-dumb-ass list".
That's one kind of wood that isn't meant for sawing.
I usually lay mine out on the board as a guide for straightness.