Children Get Teacher Sex Video
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jul 5, 2009 04:55 JST
- Tags: AV, Bizarre, California, DVD, Schoolboys, Schoolgirls, Teachers, USA
A school teacher who distributed a DVD containing her home made sex videos to her own pupils has been mortified by the ordeal of trying to chase down the copies before her reputation was irretrievably besmirched, though sadly for her it appears her impromptu surprise sex education programme worked wonders…
The lady, Crystal Defanti, a teacher at the California elementary school in question, compiled a DVD of the year’s memorable events for distribution to pupils, and soon the DVDs were in the hands of parents.
However, soon after the DVDs reached parents and children it became apparent that she had included an unexpected extra in the form of her private sex videos, which apparently cut in after a few minutes.
The intimate video provided some unscheduled sex education, as one anonymous parent attested:
“It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch. My son’s reaction was, ‘Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?’
We were up till midnight doing the ‘birds and the bees.’”
The next day the distraught teacher featured in the video tearfully called parents and begged them to help stop any more children being exposed to the evils of sex, specifically her own.
School authorities are said to be considering disciplinary measures, but as the teacher is much liked (perhaps more so after this) and respected, she is unlikely to be dismissed.
At least some parents are said to be wondering how their children could cope with the knowledge of such an unnatural and hideous thing as sex.
Via CBS.
Such “unfortunate” events perhaps do more damage to the success of parents in keeping their children in the dark about natural bodily functions than they do to the inquisitive children themselves…
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Damn why did I haven't come acroos a teacher like hat before.
yea, me jealous now!
Seconded. NONE of my teachers during 12 years of school & 4 years of college ever do that "oTL
Ain't that sucks, mate? ^^;;
I agree!
she might have helped you with your learning disability.
Catastrofic straight face failure.
Goddamit. I'm reporting my own comment.
Phucking english.
The students were 11/12 yo apparently. Maybe you haven't reached that age yet. ;)
Bad (irresponsible) parenting if you haven't told your kid about sex by the age of 12, by the way. :P
for some reason, i already knew all that by the age of 4.......and none of my parents ever told me XD
Yay for the 80s?
80s? I betcha you found some of your dad's porn video cassettes and play them on the VCR. VCR as big as cinder blocks.
LOL, "ooops" for the teacher.
That's what happened to me when I was 12 back in the 1999.I was looking for something in my parents' bedroom and I found by mistake the cassette.The rest is history...
maybe the teacher is not hot
damn i want to have sex with my really hhhhhhooooootttttt teacher
California gets all the perks.
It's offset by retards and traffic.
retards? more like douchebags
Yes, douchebags would be a better term.
>Crystal Defanti
Big surprise that she is a total whore.
Yes, the name does have a certain ring of "scarlet lady" about it.
What where her parents thinking when they named her that? I'm pretty sure that if she became a porn star then she wouldn't need an nickname.
...and digging Horse Cock apparently. I goggled Crystal Defanti and found this interesting headline, "Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip."
The fact that this headline was from a site called "thespoof.com" didn't tell you anything?
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, Bukkake Blast!
ahh, the most glorious stripper name if there was one...
on a side note, im guessing shes really hot.
You might be on to something with that side note.
Damn I wish that was my elementary school :P
Wonder how many parents made a copy ;)
I wonder how many uploaded it :P
we can all hope many lol
There are many uploads, but most are removed... nevertheless, you can still watch the video here crystald21.watch-hd.com .. not that it's much worth.
~ no one can stop the signal..
not sure if it is the right one though, you know how the net is..
Heh nice 'forced' system they have there.. which falls to piecies when you disable javascript.
ohhh.....
that's not very sexy, after all.
do not want.
wow what? i just found this news note: "Crystal Defanti Points Out Horse Penis on Class Fieldtrip"
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i55733
Reported today, WTF?
Satire, you retard anon.
Not the right video. There are censored clips in the news report, so we know what we are looking for.
This is kinda like the first time I found out about sex except I found one of my dad's videos...
D=
I feel so sorry for you... watching ghey pr0n at that age... (´∀`)
Well, you do have a reason to be here then... :P
and your uncle was there O_O
Wish i met teacher like that.
Definatly hawt!
yep. thats "Defantily" hawt.
You incorrectly spelled his incorrectly spelled word.
You incorrectly tried to fix his reference to the teachers name.
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a whole list of fail.
Wonder if someone did onanism...
I wonder if the teacher was hot :P
I'd like to have a teacher like that :D
"-Good morning kids! Did you finish your homework for today?
-Just if you finished yours! ;)"
Oh YEAH! xD
How incompetent would you have to be to make such a mistake? How could you possibly add a load of porn to your video project by accident and then go on to distribute it without noticing?
Like most teachers she's blissfully unaware of her own incompetence and published the video without checking it for errors. She really is perfect for teaching in that she's over confident and under skilled.
With the benefit of hindsight I never would have gone to school and would have just learned from books instead of wasting my time with people who are too useless to get a real job. I want my 16 years back!
Easily done.
1. Record sex tape, but don't label it ("too embarrassing"); rewind after viewing.
2. Much later, find unlabelled (and presumably blank) tape in video recorder, having forgotton about the sex video.
3. Record school events.
4. Transfer to DVD.
5. Don't quality check ("too long and boring").
6. Reproduce DVDs.
7. Distribute.
8. Profit!^H^H^H^H^H^H^HEmbarrassment and you-are-famous-on-the-interwebs!
She's "opened the door" to a new career.
I'm _GLAD_ I never saw a sex tape from MY 5th-grade teacher (fat old lady); I'd have been scarred for life, or maybe died laughing.
amen to that brother!
If she's not to be dismissed likely the way this all carried out isn't quite as bad as it sounds.
Its things like this that keep me cheerful and happy every day, the knowledge that somewhere, somehow, somebody is failing in a humourous and explicit manner.
"At least some parents are said to be wondering how their children could cope with the knowledge of such an unnatural and hideous thing as sex."
Prudes. :/
What, did the kids come floating down the river in a little wicker basket?
Nah, they came in hollow oversized peaches.
No, silly, the stork dropped them off in a cabbage patch.
News Video . . . http://www.cbs13.com/video/?id=56331@kovr.dayport.com
Why oh why couldn't I have had a teacher like that when I was in the fifth grade - would have fapped at light speed.
Here's a Youtube link to the news report:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfn89Jc1l_c
I LOL'd cuz' they keep showing the videos (albeit censored) repeatedly throughout the report.
Thank you for this awesome find. I greatly lol'd as well.
dum blond
Pussy pass in effect.
Can you imagine a man doing this and not getting serious jail time?
Ugh, this.
"unnatural and hideous thing as sex"? What the hell is this like a mormon community or something? I'm sure most of the kids discovered porn on the internet by now anywayz >.>
You don't read Artefact's articles much, do you...
indeed
GTFO with your heathen blasphemy!
Where the hell is the uploaded video?
Maybe she's self advertising to be in a AV.
oh, the envy...
Lets see the video =)
God wish I had a teacher like this in the 4th grade when I think about it
would've been awesome! XD
By the looks of it, most of the idiot readers of this site are elementary age anyways, so don't fret, your chance of finding a teacher like this is pretty good.
hey... wheres the "I'm 12 and what is this?" comment?
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
this
is
SPARTA!
not
Your
Mom
stop it
no u
Was she hot?
this is the first time I heard sex is hideous.what has the PTA turned the world into T_T
Source on picture?
USA huh? I bet if it was an accidental tape of a man being shot by a firing squad that would be more acceptable. God bless the USA.
Wait a minute, what grade was she teaching?
MMmmmm..... Teacher
Proof that USA is just as 'sick' as Japan!
"My son’s reaction was, ‘Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'
We were up till midnight doing the ‘birds and the bees.’"
Father-son fap session?
I loled! it was just a the start of the dvd! life ruined by stupidity.. priceless
dam did anyone upload the video???????????
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212241813.shtml
supposedly has links to it, but I'm not willing to test them.
Thi article made me laugh so much especially when i saw that it wamn't in japn. Oh and did anyone ele think OMG IT'S REAL LIFE DEARS.
Shows school's fun.
OOOhhh~ so there now its not something like, "California Style of teaching sex".
Why must the parents go against this sort of thing! Why not support. The childen will find it on the internet some time later anyway...
"such an unnatural and hideous thing as sex."
LOL!!! When did sex became unnatural? IT'S THE WAY HUMAN REPRODUCE, DAMNIT!!!
Yeah, but when it comes to kids, those young children aren't ready to know that kind of stuff yet. Sex is seen as nasty to the kids, they don't understand it, they're unfamiliar about what it's really all about, so the kids bash on that. Plus its sometimes their parents that tells them that its nasty, knowing that they're not mature enough to understand until they reach puberty and stuff.
You don't read much of Artefact's articles do you? It's called sarcasm, might wanna wiki that one up.
I like to laugh at others comments, even if they are sarcasm. It's like giving me a bullet for my gun. Do you think I won't shoot?
well i havent come across any teachers likes that in all my 8 years of school what im not in 8th grade oh shit they got
well i havent come across any teachers likes that in all my 8 years of school what im not in 8th grade oh shit they got me
Im 12 yrs old and what the hell is this?
Anon 14:29 imagine that your the teacher was in their retirement ages late 70s or more and that recorded themself having sex for 'educational purposes' THATS what this is!
sex scandals! :D
OF all the "sexy teacher" pics that have been posted here this one is the first to be a real turn on.
I wouldn't say the first, but it's definitely the best.
no biggie... Children have to know 1 way of another...
Regardless i know back when i was younger.. Most kids by 9-10.. already had seen atleast 1 form of pornography... and that was just Video Disc.
Imagine with the internet now.. The thought give me shivers..
I caught my 8 year old step sister looking at gay porn. She burst into tears and said something like, "I wanted to know if it was true!"
Not entirely sure what she meant but I'm guessing it had to do with the curiosity all children have. So curiosity + Internet = well taught children.
well said
Visual aids are very conducive for the learning process.
'Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'
'Shut up,son. *fap fap fap*'
"shut up and fap, son"
I would've loved to have a teacher like that during elementary - highschool (or college). I wanna see what this teacher looks like.
lol at the pic
i see what she did there..
This pic is weirdly hot. Hell, i'm not even reading the article, i was staring at the pic for a full 3 minutes, there' just something about it.
I mean really really hot. If you understand what she wrote on the board, it's even hotter.
Gotta love that artist. :D
What does the board say?
I too would wonder how children could cope with hideous 3d pig intimacy.
Stop being a weeaboo.
Now all they need is some practical lessons and her students should be all set.
anyone have the video?
Fucking sissys. Makes me puke.
I promise you my children would know what dick and cunt is before he reaches 2 years old
So, how come people actually believe her when she says it's an accident? Maybe she just wanted to fuck up the parents; it's not hard to fake hysterical reactions a day after.
Bullshit.
I want a teacher sex, educate me!!! =)
I was fooled by this title, and a little sad, too. I wanted it to be a case where the students went out and bought the sex video for their teacher.
Oh well, this is amusing in it's own right.
How old were the students? Early exposure to sex can be a bit traumatizing IMO.
wait, ins't anyone asking his or herself: was the teacher hot or not?
I hope I was one of the pupils.
Can I get a copy of that CD?
are there any sankaku-goers on those studs?
share the vid man!
reminds me of 'Monty Python's meaning of life' sex ed O.O