......switches on compy.....browses to sankaku....sees boobs, gets excited and
clicks link ..:).....!!!!!!........:|..:(...:C..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH........Ctrl+Alt+Del..Ctrl+Alt+Del..Ctrl+Alt+Del.......Thump.Thump.Thump.Thump......KAAABOOOOOOOOOM....Ambulance........X|......END
Yeah, they looked nasty in the cropped version, at first I felt bad for the owner of such hideous breasts... then I saw the owner and it all made sense and the sympathy turned to disgust.
Judging by the face and size and shape of the breasts, this is clearly not a genotypical male. Most likely a pre-op tranny or someone suffering from one of the many chromosomal disorders
I'm just surprised this wasn't at the end of the idol sex gallery. You all know what you're getting into when you read Sankaku, nobody should be shocked at this.
did no one think the breasts looked off before hand? i mean i figured a fat old chick but it turned out to be moobs. either way, it was good for a chuckle.
..and this is why you should never judge a person by their tits. Make them drop their skivvies for undeniable proof! Though with advancing technology, you may need to start asking for birth certificates just in case...
I can't stop giggling. I knew something was more than a little off. The comments above just make this 'story' golden to me. It's Sankaku, everyone should expect this.
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I came...
well my penis puked blood from the shock
a guy?! @_@!!!!
I sneeze vomit.
Kind of figured there was something up with this when I saw the boobs. They didn't look quite right in the first picture.
Yes, I figured there was something wrong in the thumb, but our sense of curiousity doesn't know how stupid it is.
oh god that cought me off gard
I'm dying
ohock... ohock... bueeehh...
(smoker-smoker-boomer)
oh my god WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS
OMG!!! Second to that!! :S
She's Hot!
I saw.
I lol'ed.
I came.
I died.
I smiled and then hanged myself.
ZETSUBOU SHITA!!
I choked in my own puke
I laughed and cried and puked and choked and sneezed at almost the same time.
I cried.
I pwn.
i have no mood to further my sex education
I conquered.
i came again
Oh my God. I'm going to drown myself in the tub now. @_@
This guy kinda looks like Rufus from SF4. Lawl.
What has been seen cannot be unseen... ;_;
give my eyes back ToT
......switches on compy.....browses to sankaku....sees boobs, gets excited and
clicks link ..:).....!!!!!!........:|..:(...:C..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH........Ctrl+Alt+Del..Ctrl+Alt+Del..Ctrl+Alt+Del.......Thump.Thump.Thump.Thump......KAAABOOOOOOOOOM....Ambulance........X|......END
Manboobs: God's special gift for men.
Emphasis on "special".
"He's always super special...."
"that's why he's in here with me" *puke* eghhhh
it really is a miracle.
Holy fuck.
Oh great, Oppai!
I'm Glad i'm not turned on easily......
i agree but my eyes still burn ;_;
you remind me of my old TV, I had to punch and kick it a few times to turn it on
Same here, my penis has standards so he wasn't even awake when I clicked the link.
I don't see what's the probl...
*explodes*
*impodes*
*eximplodes*
*assplodes*
*de-re-ex-implodes*
C-C-C-C...
*explodes*
WHAT THE FUC--
*explodes*
BOOM HEADSHOT!! *explodes*
*flip upside-down*
*combusted*
*scroll down*
*instant blood drainage on all holes*
I knew those tities were fucked up
They looked weird in the first picture anyway. The second just gives an explanation.
True, that's where my animal instinct kicks in... and I survived the horror... barely....
Yeah, they looked nasty in the cropped version, at first I felt bad for the owner of such hideous breasts... then I saw the owner and it all made sense and the sympathy turned to disgust.
when i saw the first pic i thought it would be a fat women but it was even worse >.<
I came...
... then i puked.
Thankfully, I only puked...
damn... i wan to puke now...
arghh... the nightmare...
I just died, my soul is typing this as I go to a better place.
Give back my visual purity, Sankaku.
You DO realize, that "Purity" and "Sankaku" can't be linked that way in a single sentece, don't you?..
Judging by the face and size and shape of the breasts, this is clearly not a genotypical male. Most likely a pre-op tranny or someone suffering from one of the many chromosomal disorders
True that.
Nope, fat dudes can have big tits, ever watched "The Biggest Loser"? Anyway I am sure lots of fat otaku have them.
Yeah I was surprised so many of you were grossed out by it when lots of you have them anyway.
HOT!!
+2
I'm just surprised this wasn't at the end of the idol sex gallery. You all know what you're getting into when you read Sankaku, nobody should be shocked at this.
oh yeah that's so true!
oh gosh~ oh....... WT#%#$^#^@.... bad dream bad dream...
Not even acid can clean my eyes now, but it ain't gonna stop me trying @_@
use bleach, if it fails, use holy water, the power of Christ compels you!
Good Thing I haz Autoforget and Auto Unsee...
Whar did you get dat? Me needs one two. TT_TT
program (it) yourself.
It's called 'Clear History' and 'Alt+F4'.
ewww... dun post things like dat
OHGOODDDD
D'AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!
MY EEEEEEEEEYES!!!!!!
I goddamn called it before the final picture.
Oh hey, some webcam oppaiiiiIIIIIIIOOOOHHHHHMYGOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!
i cant fucking believe i got horny and then suddenly had the urge to throw up .-. THOSE TWO FEELINGS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN AT THE SAME TIME!
you get horny just by seeing big boobs?
You don't????
no...
You sorta get desensitized after awhile....and plus 3d just isn't good anymore...
what about when you're drunk?
omg before i clicked i thought it was 100% girlie
whats happening with me .....
No 600fps?
+1
Holy holy SHIT !
Big shame on bastard!
oh god...
it's a man or woman???
OH GOD THIS IS.... OH MY GOOOOOD XD
At least it was a bit funny xD
well......... I'm scarded for life now
Damn! Sick, man... No wonder it's so lumpy >.<
manboobs need love too
No. They don't.
fopr some reason, i cant stop looooling, xDDDDDD
You mean "fapping," rite? (´∀`)
They are soooo saggy :P
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!
Already went like Eww when i saw them
But when i saw that i lolled my ass off XDDDD
Well, he seems pretty proud... so why not?
Pedo Killer, where are you? Here's your favourite alpha male boobs.
Arggghhhhhhh!!! My eyes! My eyes!!!!
That's one of the most discusting thing that i ever seen!
That's pretty good (death)trap to caught those unworthy with an interest of 3D!
ARGH!!!
:P
> :P
You shouldn't be licking this, you know…
"Nice" tits. DFC WILL DIE TO HAVE THOSE!!!
1st reaction: Hmm, not bad...
2md reaction: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -eyebleed- GOD YOU HAVE FORSAKEN US!!!!!
My sperm is stuck!!!
AHHH!!!
MY EYESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Lol manboobs.
Whenever I see big breasts I will think of this man until the day I finally die.
Ugh.. I did not need to see that shit..
I'm hungry.
Show these to someone who thinks pictures of bare female breasts are obscene, and watch the confusion: to condemn, or not to condemn...?
+1
omg... nasty ass shit
Trap!
That is one nasty looking boob
Oh my goodness this is the best thing ever. I laughed so hard. SO HARD.
+1
+1
GAAAAHHHHHH! MUST PURGE MEMORY!
(frantically switches to idol oppai gallery)
Ahhhh. Muuuuch better. Peace, tranquility, and beauty is restored.
... until the last "combo breaker" pic... :D
Well, at least it's not Eiken/Cattleya sized oppai.
this makes me want to vomit on myself.
did no one think the breasts looked off before hand? i mean i figured a fat old chick but it turned out to be moobs. either way, it was good for a chuckle.
WOAH! This lady has a mustache!
now why don't the rest of the people realize this yet?
all they do is complaining a guy with boobs. which in reality, is a girl boobs with girly mustache
what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!????
how come a man has bigger boobs than a lot of girls I've known!?
Well, he has saggy tits that looked weird anyhow..... Bot how come he has them in the first place!?!
Ummmm..... cause he's fat.
No way, man. Those are not normal man-tits caused by fatness.... Those are really, really weird.
time to look at 500 pages of hentai to erase this from my mind.
I'm blind now
FUCK ME
Nice trap.
Christ, I'm flatter than him and I'm a /girl/.
This will hunt me all my life :(((((
gaaaaaaaahhhh cannot unsee x_x
yuck, kadirs! X|
He's kind of cute. In a sick sort of way.
Thanks Artefact!...my dick just crawled up my ass in hiding. I don't I'll ever see it again...
what a trap ?!?!
WHY??? WHY OH WHY???!?!?!
The HORROR!!!!
lmfao XD cant unsee
Holy Guacamole!
I shit teh Bricks!
It will haunt me for the rest of me life!
I shit bricks!
That can also be a side effect of smoking dope. But ones that big would have taken a lot I'd imagine.
3D pig
The tits were pretty saggy and awful to begin with, so I wasn't fooled into masturbating. Take that, Artefact!
This made me for like a second want to stop cumming to this site lol.
Hand me over the Acid, i have to purge my eyes!
Artefact got us again~ gah my eyes ><
I came, vomited, then came again.
sauce
..........................................
IT'S A TRAP
Considering how often this gets repeated it *really* surprises me that there aren't very many "trap" comments on this one.
I'm gonna go barf right now.
'cuse me!
Trap!
Messed up...
Jesus..
@readers *Deploying medical aids*
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/06/20/idol-breast-gallery/
@trap *Deploy nuclear missile*
-Nuclear launch detected-
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-images-xxiii/mikumiku-apocalypse.jpg
-Mission objective complete. Victory!-
Damn you Artefact! now i'll have nightmares for the rest of the week.
Then... is it wrong if I fapped?
I Died for 5 minutes... luckily I been revive by my Cousin!
*checks feed, scrolls down*
ಠ_ಠ
why was I expecting this to come up....?
Anybody had brain bleach? I ran out awhile ago...
Impressive...
disgusting, but still impressive
*scrolls down, looks at comments, laughs,scrolls up by mistake, dies.*
ZETSUBOU SHITA!!!!!
I saw, I came, I died....
AGH!An ugly trap!
NO!!! Bad Artefact!!! NO!!! You cannot do April fools in July!!!
*throws up on keyboard*
Hotdogs? When did I eat hotdogs? Ewww... vintage...
..and this is why you should never judge a person by their tits. Make them drop their skivvies for undeniable proof! Though with advancing technology, you may need to start asking for birth certificates just in case...
IT'S A TRAP!
I understand better now why "this oppais" were disgusting (u_u)
*going to vomit*
I hate U for that Artefact(T_T)
Y U DO DIS!?! ><
He can titfuck himself.
that would be awesome shit. someone contact him and get a video of that on the internet!
Holy fuck you're right. Oh wait that'd be nasty to do to yourself if you think about it >.<
mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhh!!
I'd hit it!
mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
I saw it, thought "wow" for half a second, and forgot it.
Srsly, do you need to exagerrate every crazy thing you see on teh net, or are you that damn sissy to choke in your puke just cuz of this much?
Makes me think you havent seen shit
MOTHER OF FUCKK!!!
My eyes my eyes
FCUK IT! MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arggggghggghhhhghghghhhhhhh...... * Plucks both Eyeballs and start washing it!!!*
My beautiful eyes!!!!!
Its Damaged!!!!
WarkhhhhhhhhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFGWTHWTFASSHOLESWARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't stop giggling. I knew something was more than a little off. The comments above just make this 'story' golden to me. It's Sankaku, everyone should expect this.
... Oh man. That was freaking nasty; I love Sankaku Complex so much right now. xD
ROTFL
WOOHOO ARTEFACT!!!
YOU'RE THE BE... BREAST!?
*fap fap fap*
MY EYES is Burn @.@
What if that's really a girl......
I'll have to get rid of my eyes. They have been soyled by sankaku.
His name is Robert Paulson...
His name is Robert Paulson...
His name is Robert Paulson...
His name is Robert Paulson...
Don,t make people vomit, please help people save medical fee & not waste food
Post 1 more article and we never have to see this again. XD
OMG... yuck i got my ***** hard already and when im browsing on other gallery but when i got to this stupid page my ***** became weak damn!!!
boob-be trap
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahha hail to the man boobs. And to the blue balls that some of you got...lol
ooo the humanity!