Lolicon Steals 500 School Uniforms

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Police have arrested a man for breaking into the club room of a school volley ball team in order to steal their school uniforms; searches of his home soon discovered he was a maniac and had stolen over 500 uniforms, but police soon realised that the thief was part of a much bigger trade…

Police arrested the man, a 24-year-old car mechanic and resident of Yamaguchi prefecture, and charged him with theft. An interview with the police responsible reveals the details of the case:

So about this case…

He is charged with breaking into the locked volleyball club room at the high school at about 1 in the morning; he took their uniforms and bags. We actually started investigating online auctions of schoolgirl uniforms, and he came to light. Soon we had him.

How did he get into the room?

Well, he unlocked the door and locked it when he left. He didn’t pick it or duplicate the key; we can’t very well let slip how he did it though, we’re the police after all…

You found a lot of school uniforms at his place.

It was mostly skirts and tops, but also with socks, ties, ribbons, scarves and so on, even complete uniforms. He had hired a storage facility near his home to store them all. He lived with his parents so he couldn’t keep them there it seems.

Where did he get them all?

He “aimed for schools all over Yamaguchi prefecture”. They do seem all to have badges from there, but checking them all will take some time. He claims he bought some, but we’ll have to check. It could take a while, as there are a lot, you know…

This was really about his particular interests?

“Taste, and for sale” he says. He had a lot folded up, but he also had them hung up in his storage…

Via ZakZak.

It seems a sinister underground economy trading in the paraphernalia of the Japanese schoolgirl, to say nothing of the schoolgirls themselves, exists in Japan…


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    Comment by Anonymous
    07:51 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The Will Power of the Lolicon has reared its ugly head once again.

    Wow 500 school uniforms O_O

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    Comment by sanimej2
    10:21 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    1 Invade School
    2 Steal School Girls
    3 ????????
    4 PROFIT!!!

    or

    4 Open private school!!!

    Comment by abort-retry-fail
    10:27 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    At least hide your treasure trove in smaller batches all over the place... ;)

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    Comment by ajnac
    10:59 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    descendants of Happosai

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    Comment by XIIII
    11:33 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ah XD couldnt agree more

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by Reboot
    03:32 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!!!

    BWAHAHAHA!!

    Comment by Leon4000
    03:15 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    O....K......that was weird.......

    Comment by Schrodinger
    03:10 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Truly, this was the greatest heist of the century!
    That is... until he got caught.

    Comment by plmko
    13:19 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I salute you.

    Comment by Lord of Hentai
    22:04 04/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i still wonder how much more he would have gone for though

    Comment by SenseiSyaoranLi
    20:41 04/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    uniform schoolgirl, :3

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    Comment by metatron
    00:34 05/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Well, he unlocked the door and locked it when he left. He didn’t pick it or duplicate the key; we can’t very well let slip how he did it though, we’re the police after all…"

    FUCK HOW HE DID IT...THEY ARE THE FUCKING POLICE!!!

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    Comment by Dia
    17:29 06/06/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    They don't actually know, but Conan is on the case.

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    Comment by Neko
    12:12 01/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't worry Phoniex is on the Case!

    Comment by The Smooth Anon
    03:32 05/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone must give this man an award.

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    Comment by Metalbunny
    12:56 04/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    well..at least he had a hobby?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:04 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    See, that's the problem with these people. They don't know when to stop. He should have realized that 499 was enough of an accomplishment already. Such talented individuals just don't know how much is enough.

    Comment by Fonzer
    00:53 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    stealing schoolgirl clothing for huge profit?

    Comment by L’anonyme masqué
    00:44 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that what happens when nazifeminist-UNICEF take all the lolis :(

    Comment by Gitami
    11:08 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The underground school uniform trade will boom when we can't get school uniform AV porn. There's a reason why there's a demand for the uniform AVs, a legal way to fap to school uniforms without actually obtaining them.

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    Comment by Tamago no kimi wo suki des kedo, kimi mo suki !
    Comment by Anonymous
    00:54 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't be stupid, lolicon that steals uniforms and underwears has always existed in Japan. If we go by your form of deduction, this would be use as a case to illustrate why all fetishisism of children should be stopped.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:21 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I didn't used to steal mine, I bought them straight from the source so I knew they were real. Pantsu (with optional body fluids), shirts, ties, all sorts of things.

    Comment by L’anonyme masqué
    01:41 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    don't worry there will be more

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    Comment by なっきにゃーNakkiNyan
    05:54 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe we will get lucky and UNICEF and Diet will decide they schoolgirl uniforms are too appealing so they make the girls go to school nekkid instead :D

    Comment by L’anonyme masqué
    01:47 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *sorry for the double post*
    More than the usual of course.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:46 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am not worried, I am saying your deduction is stupid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:03 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i would like to his collection up close

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    Comment by なっきにゃーNakkiNyan
    05:55 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pictures or it didn't happen.
    Proof they are real or said pix are photoshopped :D

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    Comment by maga
    01:03 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    1 Collected schoolgirl uniforms
    2 ???
    3 Profit

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    Comment by Shaawin
    00:26 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what if this provokes school girls to switch to long skirts even more. :{

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    Comment by なっきにゃーNakkiNyan
    05:51 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am not afraid of them switching to long skirts, I am afraid of them switching to pants :/

    Comment by Chris
    13:58 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh jesus, no. Please let this never happen... too many girls wear pants as it is.

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    Comment by Darkdemon8
    00:27 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    then we steal their long skirts

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    Comment by fatimmortal
    01:48 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wrong.

    We cut em up short.

    Comment by bgsm
    03:17 05/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No.
    Wait for them to wear them.
    THEN steal them.

    Comment by Lord of Hentai
    06:00 04/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wouldn´t you see them wearing short skirt´s ?
    stealing them would ruin this plan you know....

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:27 04/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And then steal them.

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    Comment by Exia
    00:29 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah steal all the long skirts too so they'll be forced to wear just pantsu and a top.

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    Comment by イチロ イノ Ichiro Ino
    00:33 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    so then we steal there pantsu so that they would wear none?

    Comment by Chris
    13:57 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anon, being naked wouldn't change that at all. Most people already judge others based on looks (which is normal, if you don't know them well enough to judge based on anything else).

    @Enrai
    Yeah, then the whole thing would come full circle. People putting on clothes would be the risque thing to do. Hahaha.

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    Comment by solace
    14:14 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you get tired of seeing naked girls just because you see them all the time, then you obviously weren't that interested to begin with.

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    Comment by ThatGuyWithTheBalls
    02:53 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow...

    "“Taste, and for sale” he says. He had a lot folded up, but he also had them hung up in his storage…"

    He Has Class....

    I like this guy...

    Sadly missing out Pantsu and Bra...

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:48 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "That’s when you find out they are all really jousou shota. ^_^"

    lolz

    Comment by Enrai
    00:54 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A "naked world" would be exciting at first, but boring with the pass of time, IMHO.

    The problem is: after a while, being naked would start to be natural to humans, and then all the "magic" of seeing girls naked would be lost.

    And that is without considering the fact that not every chick out there will satisfy everyone's tastes... and probably a lot of people will say: "Oh noes, cut that jungle down there!!! D:"

    So I don't know, I like the "strip sequence" that occurs in my mind when I see a girl I like.

    (I can't believe I made a long argument about this, lol xD).

    Comment by niich4n :3
    00:40 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And then their tops. We were all born naked, after all. It's only natural that all the girls shouldn't wear clothes to school.

    Comment by NotAnonymous
    00:40 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's when you find out they are all really jousou shota. ^_^

    Comment by Seth
    02:21 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol, American prudence.. In other parts of the western world there are regions where naked beach areas are normal, and it works just fine, as people go there to bath, not to peep.

    Peeping people don't last long there.. because you know, they are mostly prudent and are found out fast. Also there is a specific condition that you don't want to have there..

    Also most people are not too exciting when naked. Also you get around only thinking about the one thing and enjoy the beach.

    Get over it, it's natural.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:26 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah I fully agree with that Enrai. There's going to be all sorts of other trouble to consider too. As if the level of racism in the world was bad enough, other things would then come into play on a more physical level. People would completely look past intellect and personality at first glance instead...unless of course they somehow grew immune to being attracted on a physical level which we know cant possibly happen.

    Worse yet! How will we ever admire skirts and really short shorts!?

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    Comment by Waterfall Towers
    01:24 03/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anything loses it's magic touch if its too common.





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