Xbox 360: Ideal & Actuality
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Jun 30, 2009 00:40 JST
- Tags: Comparison, Microsoft, Obesity, Oppai, Schoolgirls, USA, Xbox 360
In those lucky instances where the gamer in question is in fact female, the above comparison seems to demonstrate the unfortunate reality of hopeful ideal (on the right it might be hoped) versus implacable reality…
Of course, this is far from the first or last such unfortunate comparison we are forced to undertake…









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Why expect to find girl gamers with beauty when it's hard enough as it is to find good looking girls that show signs of having an actual brain?
I've met a couple girls who are actually pretty attractive. One's honestly way too cute/pretty to be even acknowledged to be a gamer.
She's usually 'The Average Girl Gamer' and a little 'The Bragging Bitch'.
Needless to say, I'm lucky she lives in the next city to me. Known her for a couple years at least. Seen her on pic, saw her on cam too many times to count, including some shots of T&A, in different sets of clothes, and even talked on phone/mic for hours.
She's also turning 18 in August, and probably breaking up with her boyfriend. Can you say SCORE?!
Would post pic before people claim 'Omfg, faker.' but knowing us guys, pic would be 'Right Click, Save Image As' and yea. If enough replies to post a pic of herself, I will. :D
nice, but what does she play? I bet she's got a final fantasy obsession or sticks to the latest hardcore games like halo... fangirls are a dime a dozen, more than fanboys even.
Well, she played the online shooters. GunZ for instance, CS to name a couple.
She never really got into gaming hardcore. Her general knowledge is not a lot, but she doesn't mind playing video games a lot. She mostly enjoys going out now, more social than indoors like us. :P
There are more hot or acceptable (well groomed, of satisfactory health, hygienic, of average body weight) guy gamers than girl gamers - truth
not all of the rough lookers are fat though.. i've met this pretty cool yet very creepy girl that was into niche gaming and kinda looked zombified and needed a burger badly...
MY EYES THEY BURN D:
Even Hinako's special training can't help her!
i'd hit ole lefty there. WITH a '77 CUTLASS SUPREME!
GOD!!!!
I love the girl on the rights photo collection lol. she's a totally hottie with froggie pantsu haha.
lawl gamer-chan.
You'd be surprised how many hot girls are into gaming. They just don't like to admit it.
The one on the right is missing a mouth. And she's a camwhore.
BOOMER
"*vomit*"
D=
She's so thin, I think I'd feed her first 0.o
It's not like gamer guys are attractive either
:/
I think it's more likely though to find at least an average looking guy, though that may be because there's just more of us (gamers that play actual games)
The girl on the right has AIDS and the girl on the left is disgusting....I'm going back to my 2D >.>
LOL'd at FAT megatron.
harharhar
try asian gamers ... they dont look like the girl on the left...my sister is a pro gamer and she would kick your ass on tekken or any versus fighting game.... and they don't look like that ...
problem with the united states is that they have too much hamburger stands... while asian have so many diet herbs....
I say moooo to you guys
Damn liar. I bet you have incest with her if you say she's that hot.
She's beautiful on the inside... because she's just eaten Megan Fox.
though that must have caused her to loose a lot of brain cells so it doesn't help much
I think I see Kuato.
Girl on the right is a slut.
The way she has her waist curved. And how she has her breasts up.
Not to mention the way she's dressed.
judging people from what they wear is fail. it's because of thoughts like that that we can't have nice things. Intelligent girls avoid being hot so that they don't look "slutty", dumb girls try to get as hot as possible, the balance is completely destroyed.
good girls and dress bad toooo
can XP
So i take it "Ideal & Actuality" match the pic (from left to right lol)
I think I just lost my lunch...
Oh wait, I didn't lose it, it's just that she ate it. >_>
I'm really not seeing how people are saying the left one has a cute face.
The only people saying that the left one has a cute face and that right one is ugly are:
a) gay
b) jealous females who are so fat they barrel roll around instead of walking
c) people who think that left one would look good if she lost weight while forgetting that she'd have enough excess skin left to make a tent for yourself
or people with a fat fetish or are just saying it to seem like "a better person", or a sensitive fat dude.
For C - all you'd have to do is get some surgery, and it'd get rid of that excess skin.
Problem completely solved.
unfortunately she should have just taken care of herself better growing up, but loosing the weight is still a better solution for her now... she doesn't need to loose it all at once, though, and the things you mentioned can get better with time, eventually she'll be more appealing than THIS at least. Isn't it possible to loose the weight enough at a steady enough pace that you won't need to resort to surgery of any kind later?
good exercise and eating, time, and patience is the way to go, not lipsosuction.
But then you have to ask yourself: Is she really worth the exuberant amount of money involved in liposuction, then skin removal surgery? You can say she has a cute face, but it's not even close to cute enough for all the work.
I'm a girl gamer who has actually been called "moe". It's good not to generalize.
Really a lot of the gamers that i met that are girls are average to hot (6 hot, 12 average, 1 fugly ) or maybe it cuz most of the games where i find girls playing are war games @_@
wow
ARGHHHHHHHHH LEFT SIDE FOR THE WIN CAUSE MY PENNIS 10 INCHES IN LENGTH AND WIDTH OF 4 INCHES IF I HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH RIGHT SIDE SHE'D BREAK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
as opposed to the left one breaking YOU? XD
MY SUIT WILL PROTECT ME ARGHGHGH
32416461
I think I'd prefer the beautiful lie, thank you for enlightening me, DAMN IT...
Why do people hang onto lame stereotypes like this? Most gamers are just going to be average people.
The idea of eating and gaining weight as a hobby... I don't get that. Gaming makes me forget to eat and when my weight gets near 130 pounds I take exercise breaks. It's not like being a gamer is an excuse to forget that you're a girl. x__x
hope your height is taller than 5'10" or you should consider taking those breaks earlier
I know of plenty of gaming girls who are at least decent looking, and a few who would indeed be defined as 'smoking'.
Like all things, you have to be careful when making generalizations.
Left one has nice tits.
IF SHE SITS ON A TOILET BOWL, I BET HER FAT FALLS INTO THE TOILET, AND WHEN SHE SHITS, IT JUST GOES DOWN THE TOILET AND AUTO-FLUSHES DUE TO THE AMOUNT AND WEIGHT OF HER FECES. IT MAY EVEN OVERFLOW AND FILL 2CM OF THE BATHROOM FLOOR LEVEL
CHINGCHONG NANGNANG
Holy shit i think i know the girl on the left. if only i could see her nipples i could tell for sure. either way actuality dosn't bother me, bbw are sexy.
not good
I actually almost disagree I have been to a few MLG events and a good 99% of the girls are hot that are competing
well, at least she has a nice face i guess. and i'm sure she's got a good personality too...
thats unfounded
also, pity is unnecessary, and i don't think would be appreciated
ITT: http://i44.tinypic.com/2qv9yzt.jpg
liken it to critiquing art, not looking for a mate...
Oh god *BAAAARFF*
Id rather play with a wii, at least i know theres lolis and shota's there D:
Actually that fatso have a nice face... 100 kilos less and I could take her =)
well, at least somebody else saw it too. you're right. 100kg less and a little makeup and i'm sure she would be quite the looker...
i also wouldn't mind owning the megatron tshirt she's got on...
It would fit you?
Ah, don't get me wrong. I agree with both of you.
holy sh**!
buargg *vomit* big fat
This Post can be described with one Only word
EPIC........................
Also we have to know that 99% of the girls you find in online gaming are completely liers and cheaters, so, don't trust any girl you find online, could be a man or something worst.
In my case, i turned my girlfriend into a gamer, now the las game she ended a couple of days ago, was not wii sports, neither other casual games, she ended bioshock and now is whiling to play F.E.A.R.
But is a process of course, for her to be more in touch with games, she began with games like chuzzle deluxe, and zuma, and by the time pases, she wanted more so..... i showed her silent hill and other horror games, and presto... she was into the gaming move.
her favorite game now, is by any means Fatal Frame (she liked horror movies so, it was a good move to show her horror games).
The one on the left has diabetes and the one on the right has a penis.....it's a loss/loss situation. Screw that, just take the left one and force her to lose all that filthy weight and you'll get one cute gamer girl.
Enjoy the freakish amount of excess skin, like swimming through putty.
Great imagination you have there, but keep the fantasies to yourself next time.
Hey, I'm not the one suggesting a woman can drop 200 pounds and immediately become cute. Bitch is going to look even worse.
The left girl needs to game harder!
anyway is this the one and the same girl in those 2 pics.
Girlgamers are annoying... I'm a female gamer but I don't see any need to brag about it. They're just attention whores. I wouldn't be surprised if they really looked like the left pic, fat people often lack self-confidence, which may lead to aforementioned bragging and whoring.
Cute girls (like me) play games too, don't worry!
i know a few gamer girls.They are pretty cool to talk to.
Last sentence proves you're either a guy, or one of the said fat girls.
*Mans harpoon*
Girl gamers don't exist, they are all attention whores.
Nice job, slut.
Lol. The girl on the left needs to spend a couple of......YEARS on the DDR.
It would break
Need 10 DDR machines... per year.
A couple DECADES...
Superficial camwhores don't have time for gaming.
I guess she really really really let herself go these days........
The fat one is the female version of most male gamers.
That's why they feel so much need to critique girl gamers than themselves.
lol
Someone give her a Wii-fit PLEASE!
... she'll just break it... I am sure there is a weight limit as to how much force you can apply to the Wii-fit before it cracks.
Is the one on the right really a girl? Those look like chest muscles and not boobs.
i bet the one in the right isnt even a gamer
well for all hobby there are all specifies peoples ??
Booth of them could also be gamers but the true is what is more important the beautiful body or the person gamer skill ??
this is actually a before and after pic. right = before xbox, left = after. true story.
Granted, I have not met any female VIDEO-gamers, but if they are anything like the female RP or BOARD-gamers I've met, they're closer to the right picture. Unfortunately, there are a number of male gamers with considerable girth, including one about a spherical as the left picture. Luckily he has the uncommon decency to wear suspenders and tuck in his shirt, thus ensuring that we never behold an overhanging gut or a full moon on the horizon.
Actually most of the gamer girls I know tend to lean more to the one on the right. Basically your common but cute "girl next door" type. The one on the left is seriously an extreme case, like a beached whale... Where the hell are these fat people from anyway? USA? I mean geez, she has fat on her fat. :\
OH god, I lol'd.
Is it just me, or did everyone miss the fact that the "I [360 Controller] Gaming" sign on the lean girl's image plastered over her head?
It's called a mirror, broseph. In this case, that would be a sticker placed on same.
That said, it's still most likely a prop. Just because a girl poses with a game controller doesn't mean she's ever used the thing.
Or used it for more than just kiddy games.
Fucking christ!! They both look disgusting.
im never getting married...
Hahahahahaha! That fat bitch made me laugh hard!
Let's face it, not many girl gamers are like the ones they use to advertise a game, there are exceptions though....
I think most actualities are somewhere in the middle, leaning toward the right. That is one fat whale.
You are right there, that's a fat stranded whale. Can someone call Greenpeace plz.