Louis Vuitton USB Memory, 4GB = $500

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Pricey French fashion brand Louis Vuitton has long held sway as the most popular status fashion accessory amongst Japanese fashionistas, with its purchase the key to unlocking the heart (and legs) of many an avaricious maiden.

Thus it will come as a relief to more technologically minded fashion followers to learn that USB memory is now available from the label, though at quite a price…

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The “iconic” Louis Vuitton Damier Graphite is an other standard 4GB USB memory stick in a shiny casing, and is available now.

Since Japanese apparently love Louis Vuitton to the point of profligacy, they are offered a price of $515, whilst the rest of the world gets a merely exorbitant $450 pricetag… By comparison, a stick fit for a peon might be shy of $20.

Via Itai News.



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    Comment by ashiguru
    15:24 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    for 450 bucks you think they would of made a 16gb flash drive

    Comment by TsundereWorks
    14:27 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is so a rip-off.

    You would have to one of the world's biggest idiots to buy a 4 GB cheese grater... honestly.

    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    14:32 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wtf only 4GB? Mine looks twice as good, and its 8GB

    Plus it only cost me $5 >__>||

    Comment by maru
    17:21 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    >with its purchase the key to unlocking the heart (and legs) of many an avaricious maiden.

    Gotta love your writing style Artefact.

    Comment by Tommy
    17:34 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Come on! 500USD USB with a shinny cover and some one name one on it? Not worth it! Who would go such length to buy it?

    Comment by ATMalicious
    17:04 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I want one it goes with my LV wallet =) def a cop when it drops, shit if you want something and you got the money why not?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:38 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The way I see it, even if I was the richest person in the world I wouldn't throw away my money on something useless. Some people don't like the "but people are starving over there" argument, but that's the way I feel about it. Do the creators of this thing really deserve it or are they just being unreasonable to make a load of unwarranted bucks? I'm sure there's something out there that looks similar or may even look better to you in some way that would be much more reasonably priced, and maybe even more functional and of better quality. People need to shop around and use their brains more, and take more things into consideration. I'd sooner give some money to those nice hand-made bead chain things that poor folk sell on the streets than some cold and overpriced shit like this if I want to stick something to my wallet.

    Comment by ATMalicious
    01:45 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well I do try and donate whenever I can and give when I go to church during the collection, but I work for my money now and I like stuff like this im a sucker for limited stuff like sneakers(mainly Nike SB), wallets, fits, shirts, pants, and whatever else catches my eye. Idk if the people that makes these are just trying to make some money but I have a passion for fashion, and i'll probably get this later on when it goes on sale its kinda the smarter thing to do LOL and I usually know when stuff goes on sale cuz my cousin used to work at the LV in SF and still has friends that work there so I can probably get it with the employee 60%-60% off end of the year discount, he told me that they have massive sales for employees then they send stuff back to Paris and burn them so they stay limited. But anyway I see all these peoples points on how expensive it is but if you think about its kind of like just buying a really expensive anime figure of a girl posing people will drop $500+ for a figure and i'll drop $500+ for a sneaker thats kind of the way I see it and I do try to give when I can so yeahhhh...

    Comment by ATMalicious
    01:46 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    60%-80%*

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:57 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd be amazed, but I've seen the Twilight USB:

    http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=FU1002

    Comment by Shimu
    16:23 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Amusing, many of you might be hypocrites. Put Mio's face on it and it wouldn't be so stupid.

    Comment by TsundereWorks
    18:12 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ugh, Mio's face... No thanks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:44 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why do I find more proof every day that women are stupider than I think rather than proof of the contrary?

    Actually, replace "women" with "people"... but mostly women... actually "girls" is more accurate.

    But hey I love women (yeah 3D women), I just wish I didn't have to have this cynicism.

    Comment by RyoBase
    12:33 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    rather buy a 4gb from kingston.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    12:19 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder which company is providing the flash drives for Louis Vuitton to jewel up. OCZ? Crucial? Corsair? SanDisk? Kingston? Hewlett Packard? I wonder which computer hardware company they consider to be the "Louis Vuitton" of the memory market.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:01 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ........I'm pretty sure if you carve off the "Louis Vuitton Paris" part you could just get the thing for like 10 bucks....>.>.....or just get the case for like 10 bucks and carve "Louis Vuitton Paris" on it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:13 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd rather have a Louise Françoise de la Baume le Blanc de la Vallière USB stick

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:27 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL. Do want, too. :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:33 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That'll be $500 for a 4GB stick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:53 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks like you can grind cheese with it o_O

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    Comment by Reclusoul
    13:26 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    USB memorys attract virus, troyans, malware and many more. $500 for a virus container of 4gb, what a idiot idea.

    Comment by hALOTOO
    15:58 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    500 for 4GB USB memory,it better be made out of gold

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:07 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That thing better cook me dinner for that price.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:14 07/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Like everything else made by Louis Vitton, it's ugly, and opening a girl's legs would be the only reason I part with that much money for such crap (although I suspect there are some I could just as easily give the money to directly). I've much cooler looking USB sticks for the $20 price that is typical.

    Comment by kajunbowser
    11:23 19/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    For $500:
    4TB=win
    4GB=epic fail

    Comment by h8GWB
    14:11 02/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Considering that USB drives are theft prone already (why, I'll never know), that thing is just asking to be stolen.

    Comment by Vanadis
    Comment by knee_san
    05:33 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nice..very nice.. but too much for a usb stick

    China i will wait for you >__<

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    Comment by Celestz
    22:38 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    $500 for a 4GB USB Stick? I'd Hather buy a 2.5" Hard Disk than that.

    Comment by shalala
    18:19 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It looks good but i can get one cheaper but not as good looking as that one.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:11 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    guys, 2% population of this world control %50 wealth of it

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:50 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Countdown to Chinese knockoff...

    3...

    2...

    1...

    Comment by Athrun
    10:35 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mmmm

    Sweet and Sour Pork with steamed rice by Louis Vuitton. LV's next frontier: fashionable food.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:20 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Done!

    http://hautemacabre.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/pinklvpig.jpg

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:38 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    pure genius!!!!

    Comment by paul
    08:50 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    besides the lv wallet i dont really like lv that much

    Comment by Buri
    08:52 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You can get a microSDHC 4GB for 5-10USD. 16GB can go as low as 25USD. These things are the size of your fingertip btw. USB reader commonly included. Flash drives are about the same price.

    Comment by abort-retry-fail
    09:00 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Selling high-priced versions of something you get cheap (especially during a nasty recession period) is the top of mental retardation...

    Comment by glottis
    09:16 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and yet they're making a huge profit out of it..

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:04 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they're so good with technology,

    Just pimp up something that holds several terabytes. You'll get people buying that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:52 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Holy crap, 500 dollars for a usb stick? It's like buying a Mac for gaming.

    Comment by pluki7
    14:43 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I didn't buy my Mac for gaming, but I do play games on my Mac.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:38 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You would have to be buttfucking retarded to buy one of these.

    Comment by glottis
    08:43 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    does millionaires even NEED usb flash disks? I've always thought they have a backup copy of the internet on their super-juiced-up-macbook air of theirs..

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:54 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha good one.

    Comment by basilio
    08:15 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    With that you can get like... 5 x 32GB normal thumb drives.

    Comment by tagno25
    14:00 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    or 5 X 1TB USB HDD

    That is 14285 half hour episodes at 350MB each.
    Which almost a year (297.6 days) solid of anime

    Comment by Zearth
    08:19 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That is... 920 episodes of anime (with 178MB per ep)

    Comment by Toiski
    08:53 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most stuff comes in 320-350MB mkv files now, though.

    Comment by CS
    05:42 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Aside from the ones I go out of my way to seek DVD rips for [read: Strike Witches, probably Saki], the ones I get are solid/moderate quality compressed to 50~60 MB files. Delicious.

    Comment by Kortaku
    08:37 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just get like 5-6 Terabyte External harddrives...

    Bigger yes, but infinite memory.

    Comment by CS
    05:46 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yummy.

    Flash drives, etc.: $-per-GB.
    XHDs: GB-per-$.

    On the other hand, sticks are USB-powered and don't need an external source. They also fit in a pocket. Convenience comes at a price, perhaps.

    Comment by Leon
    08:19 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What a cheap USB Memory!

    Comment by Overt
    08:50 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What i call subtle irony. Oh wait, i don't.

    Comment by glottis
    08:48 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Indeed. I think I'll just buy the wife this thing, instead of that Porsche she's been expecting.. She can't complain, she said she love anything w/ LV written on it.
    if anything, she can use it as a keychain.

    Comment by Kortaku
    12:58 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow, giving a waifu the Porsche eh? Must be some really really good head...

    Comment by glottis
    08:49 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh wait, we scrap those keys to a retina recognition system last week. silly me..

    Comment by Lost
    08:14 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ... 4 gigs? that all?

    man if you want to be riped off go for it...

    Comment by Exia
    15:22 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah I want at least 200 gigs.

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    Comment by Jack truong
    09:10 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that's what fashion is all about, making people buy normal item with uber stupid high price with a brand name
    life has more idiots than I think

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:46 07/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    idiots? who are you calling an idiot?
    Those people are making shit loads of money, off of idiots.

    Comment by Sazamu
    09:17 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The world actually have alot idiots than you could ever imagine. =D

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:04 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    “A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” – Douglas Adams

    Comment by King of Hentai Gods
    18:55 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    just another way for rich people to show off...

    Comment by Renegade Angel
    11:53 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well what we will mostly get here would be cheap rip offs anyway. Besides if I ever bought that I would never actually use it for what its for. I would just have it up on a shelf or something in a display case. XD

    Comment by Vine-y
    11:38 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The Japanese have made use of branding and "limited edition" or "collector's items" into a fine art. Something along the concept of this is a "once in a lifetime chance" sticks. Then you see it overseas (US, Canada, EU, etc.) for half to a third of the price.

    Comment by Redsight88
    09:36 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "People who claim a product to be "Idiot Proof" often underestimate the ingenuity of the common idiot"

    -Forgot who said it

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:08 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    proof that people are fucking dumb

    Comment by Riful
    12:18 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    More like proof that there is no hope for humanity.

    Comment by Kortaku
    12:53 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i lol @ you and your bleak expression for humanity.

    There is always chance.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:06 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if you consider a decimal percentage as a reasonable chance... :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:11 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, its an extra 480 dollars because some random guy's name is on it.

    Comment by Seth
    08:46 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    $515 - 20$ + 15$ shipping insurance = 510$..

    I know, not much, but you could by another 8GB stick with the difference.

    Comment by Storm WIng
    16:20 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/transformers-usb-drive.jpg

    Bite that!! XD

    Comment by borderline psychotic
    19:17 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'll buy 10 of those

    Comment by Ipan
    08:31 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or proof that some people are so fucking rich that give 450$ for a USB stick with some random guy's name on it...

    Comment by Brent
    08:24 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Let them be. They help keep the economy going by spending money.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:12 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, and what a great economy it is.

    1. Rich people give $$$ to the rich.
    2. Poor people give $$$ to the rich.
    3. ???
    4. Rich people PROFIT!

    Comment by ToastCrust
    14:14 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, because the salaries the poor people are paid with appear by magic!

    Comment by hALOTOO
    16:24 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The only "doer" you find in this age and time are hentai cavemen,Cantoki fried chikan and Jack the raper

    Comment by MechaTama31
    23:59 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Magic is so great! :D

    Comment by Renegade Angel
    11:57 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That sir is 100% correct. If only Robbin Hood were here.

    Comment by Kortaku
    08:32 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Brand names are often the assurance of product quality over non brand names. Thus, while obsession over brand names is stupid in itself, it is an understandable and useful thing. I would spend my money on a renowned and proven car like BMW rather than an identical car with identical features without any brand name, just because of the brand name is recognizable.

    So to fix your statement that 'People are fucking dumb', it should be 'people are sometimes fucking dumb enough'.

    Comment by Uraisamu
    08:45 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    BMW is the pinnacle of German engineering... they made aircraft engines during WW2, they have been at it a long time and are the best at what they do.

    And of course Louis Vuitton is world renowned for their USB interfaces and storage technology. So I see the parallel you are drawing here. Good Job.

    Comment by apez
    14:50 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wrong , i have killed over ten (cheep knock off) flash drives at school over the last year untill i wis willing to spend the extra 5.00 and i have had no problems with it for the last 6 months (rember , dont trust your memory with chinese f drives - they suck , go american ... no . any were will have better quality then chnese 1's (just personal experience))

    Comment by Toiski
    08:52 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ah, but it's not just the perceived guarantee of expertise. The logic goes something like this: "Oh, it's . Well, it must be good, since they wouldn't sell bad stuff that would put their reputation (and thus their business model) at risk."

    Comment by BB
    10:58 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    letting other people 'see' your status make you an idiot, if i would see some rich wimp nerd with a USB like that... he is getting mugged

    most asians dont even flaunt their status, i mean know a few people that dress in just flipflops, shorts and a tanktops BUT they're loaded in cash.

    Comment by Artefact

    The putative "logic" runs more along the lines of "this highly expensive frivolity I am able to engage in is an indicator of my considerable status" (or is bought for me to indicate the status of a suitor), much in he same way that tans or their absence are indicators of "status".

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:26 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    surely there is no difference between cars and usb memory keys, I mean all cars are the same just like memory keys

    Comment by Kortaku
    08:33 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lolol - i wonder if the Gig stick is pure silver...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:28 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you are the another proof of fucking idiocy in the population

    if two cars are the same, I'd take either one.

    Comment by Kortaku
    12:51 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    then explain why one car brand does fabulously well over others? Why does Lexus sell so many cars as compared to some other luxury lines? Thanks idiot, my logic does run correctly, although there are always counter points to the appeal of brandnames.

    I understand that the comparison between cars and USB is a little extreme but for most people, they recognize BMW as a renown brand and although it is an excellent machine, the general public doesnt fully understand that. They simply want to buy a BMW because it is German and it is a BMW. This is the same with Benz and other luxury cars. So my comparison was that with high end luxury items, (cars, USB, bags, shoes, clothes), it is the name that does sell the product, but the name often promises quality over others. There are obviously those who do want to show high status in society, (honestly, who doesnt wanna look awesome and rich?), but the concept of brand name is the apparent 'promise' of quality because of their quality products in other lines or products. So Louis Vittons USB may be a first and a ridiculous thing, but it does promise a sort of quality that is displayed in their clothing, bag and shoe lines. Those who buy brand names may be complete idiots, but they also may be those who hope to get quality from something thats known rather than risk it with something they dont.

    Comment by Kortaku
    13:09 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol. @ Uraisamu -

    lol i see that my parallel is a bit off due to the fact that i didnt compare brand names for electronics or computers.
    But the comparison i was trying to make is that there is a promise within the brand name. Again here with a car analogy:

    Promised either a Honda or a Chinese motor company, most people, without even looking at the car, would take Honda. That is due to the instant realization of the word Honda and motor reliability. Here, status symbol does not play a role at all, and shows the immediate expectations in the brand name. Honda makes other things, and does so quite proficiently. So, those who have long experiences with LV products, will instantly take the 4GB stick over any other brand they do not know strictly because of the brand recognization. Obviously this is both a trap and a blessing, as prices can be inflated for margin profit by the companies, but sometimes can also be a great buy and a quality product. So the comparison was for luxury brand names and i think it does make logical sense in the way i attempted to parallel product appeal.

    Comment by Kortaku
    09:02 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^ lol.

    They dont fail at all because im only using cars as part of my logical analysis for brand names and their uses.

    But im not defending those who buy simply out of brand names, just adding my little spiel that its not always dumbfucks like the guy above me, who buy brand names because they are brand names.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:40 30/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's like Slashdot!

    Can you make some more car metaphors that fail miserably, please?

    Comment by Hexa
    08:29 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Only an idiot would buy this. Even if I was a multi-milionaire I wouldn't consider buying this.

    I'd love to work at a store selling these, just to find out what kinda retard pays $500 for a 4GB USB stick ^^




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