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A small tree planted inside the Kaiyodo Hobby store in Akihabara late last week attracted a good number of tanzaku (prayer cards) from the passing otaku customers.

The various wishes are almost entirely what one would expect given the usual clientele, including the words “My Bride” so often that Kaiyodo might have saved many pens if a pre-inked rubber stamp for those kanji had been provided.

Kaiyodo also did this interesting activity last year, with this one specifically promoting a new line of Revoltech “grown-up” stuffed animals. The normal Tanabata festivities do not begin for some weeks, but few customers likely complained about the discrepancy.

Instead, the the urgent business of claiming wives was attended to:

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(From left to right)

Ranka is my bride! Kira!

Mio is my bride.”

The right-most tanzaku’s writer apparently decided to have some fun, and someone else decided to join in:

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(From left to right)

“Mio is my bride.”

“Don’t screw around!! YOU are my wife!!”

“Takuan is my bride.”

Takuan are pickled radishes, the yellow slabs of which Tsumugi was using for eyebrows and that Yui ate during her dream in the K-ON! finale.

Luckily, the more serious type of tanzaku wishes were predominant:

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“I wish that this year Mamiko Noto will come to me dressed in a nurse uniform.”

(Mamiko Noto played Clannad’s Kotomi Ichinose, Haruka Nogizaka, among many other roles.)

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Nana Mizuki is my bride.”

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“Minorin is my bride.”

He could either have meant Toradora’s Minori Kushieda, or the seiyuu-singer Minori Chihara, but the first choice seems more likely.

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“I wish that Haruhi will come to my house.”

No…wishes are meant to be big – you’re supposed to wish for them to become your bride!

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“I wish that I can find a job.”

This person was obviously lost and had entered the wrong store, somehow.

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“Economic Recovery. I wish for Nana Inoue to fall hopelessly in love with me.”

This one might have had a rough start, but quickly recovered in good form.

(Nana Inoue is a lesser known seiyuu, with roles in Tsuyokiss and Slap Up Party Arad Senki.)

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“I wish that I can make a book and get into Comiket.”

Comiket often gets mentioned at this sort of thing, as seen below:

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“I wish that I may become a good-selling ero-manga artist.”

Considering that the artist had but this crowded table to draw on, he did quite a respectable job:

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Otaku.

In addition to the last tanzaku, there was another impressive offering that drew attention:

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This is of course Nagato’s mysterious tanzaku from the recent Bamboo Rhapsody episode.

Compared to the original…

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Incredible! With this level of accuracy, we can only assume he had a reference image handy. If not, then we would be dealing with a Nagato fan of a truly epic scale…

Pictures via Akiba Blog, here and here.



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    179 Comments
    Comment by Syllen
    03:04 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hinagiku is my bride

    Comment by fatimmortal
    03:17 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sawa sensei is my bride.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:21 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LIES, you are my bride

    Comment by King of Hentai Gods
    03:31 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    GAY!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:10 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ill Gay you up Good God

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:59 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Gays are spreading here like wlildfire

    Comment by Raymond Otaku Ting
    15:52 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    all because of banning...

    Comment by ayu-kun
    21:12 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    all because of the trap pics

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:03 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you all are my waifu!

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:35 24/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    including u, yes u, yes the one above me, u are all my wives

    Comment by King of Hentai Gods
    03:30 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if 1 pretty anime character came alive, she's gonna get raped by all these otaku...

    Comment by Firo
    03:35 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And I'll take the honour to be her first. :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:37 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nope, we would flee together and become a love couple on the run.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:28 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    after i finished raping her.. of course.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:01 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Does everyone have to resort to reap

    Comment by Robocop
    10:22 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    would it not be to your benefit to go slow with a character so as to make them want to stick around afterwards. they would enjoy your company and you might get lucky a second time...

    Comment by Cherudim
    14:10 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And that's why we listen to Robocop and not O.J. Simpson

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:43 23/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fatimmortal your avatar is gross and disgusting. please change it

    Comment by Offline Meeting
    04:41 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Which Hinagiku? This: http://myanimelist.net/character/8022/Hinagiku ?

    Well Katsura Hinagiku is Mah Bride =D
    http://myanimelist.net/character/2270/Hinagiku_Katsura

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:06 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol xD nice one

    Comment by Shii
    05:07 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No! Hinagiku is MY bride! :3

    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    05:48 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nagi-Ojo-sama is my bride

    Comment by npal
    06:33 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Second hand? :p

    Comment by npal
    06:34 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or is it the other Nagi... Ah well, everyone is second hand -> Nerdraeg for lulz

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:19 24/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are all fucked up, LOLOLOL

    Comment by Izu Taisa
    07:13 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    no shes mine!

    Comment by SenseiSyaoranLi
    21:22 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    looooool Otakus idiots XD

    Comment by Firaku
    01:01 01/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Artefact is my bride

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:12 25/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah I would love

    RIE KUHIMIYA SAMA is my waifu

    Comment by Muzaffar
    03:06 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha, all of those tanzaku are awesome.... =D

    Comment by Storm Wing
    06:41 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So ronery... ^^; LOL

    Comment by yuuji
    03:08 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    omg the 2 tanzakus (nagato's and that guy's) totally look alike!

    either he has a gay memory or he just copied it off his phone or smth o.O

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:23 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol nice Freudian slip

    Comment by Deth
    03:09 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    HAHA!

    Now THIS is something I WOULD DO!

    WIN!!

    Comment by Acendancy
    03:12 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    “I wish that I can find a job.”
    You do NOT understand ! He wants to find a job to buy lots of goodies :'(

    Any way, Yui is my bride *___*

    Comment by Nameless
    22:30 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's A LOT OF Yui lol.
    (Yui is very common name in Japan.)
    which one you prefer XD?

    As for me,I prefer to kogado's one.(Yui Ooki)

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:12 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Economic recovery", this isn't a beauty pageant, only really creepy wishes should be accepted in that place.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:16 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I never realised Mai waifu was so popular.

    03:17 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This post reminds me of Samurai X tanabata day episode :3

    ...

    So far, it's still my favorite episode...

    Comment by dark-kyon
    03:17 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nagato is my wife

    Comment by Sixo
    11:46 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nagato is my wife! I even create characters based off her in RPGs (Oblivion, Fallout 3, Mass Effect all my mains are Yuki clones >.<.)

    Comment by Ukonkivi
    03:24 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ranka would be a good waifu to have, flat chested and all.<3
    Though I enjoy Shinto in it's own and would not treat it in an otaku manner.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:24 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    uhm, isnt it mamiko noto, not minako? haha just saying.

    Maria-san married me.

    Comment by Anonon
    03:36 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yah I was wondering about this as well.

    ???

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:00 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Indeed, it is MAMIKO Noto. Quen's power level has greatly decreased for such a mistake. It is now UNDER 9000!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:08 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    while it is under 9000 it is still 8999.99 so he should be out of the hospital by monday ;).

    Comment by Quen
    09:58 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thanks for spotting that - but, my "Minako" typo had nothing to do with my power level, it was just an especially big typo, really ^^;

    Comment by Firo
    03:33 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wish I had life. D:

    Comment by Ace
    18:20 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    .. So deep.

    Comment by Alaudia
    03:35 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    damn, sooooo rrrrrrooooooonnnnnnneeeeeeerrrrrryyyyyyy

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:38 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i am so ronery...

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:10 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm Mr. Lonely,
    I have nobody,
    To call my oooowwwwnnnn...

    Comment by DK
    03:40 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    “I wish that I may become a good-selling ero-manga artist.”

    Godspeed, comrade.

    Comment by AMAYA
    03:43 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    please change 'Minako Noto' to 'Mamiko Noto'.

    Comment by Hangmen
    03:44 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yunocchi is my waifu. Good thing no one wrote her name thar.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:02 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol nice pick. I'll take Miyako instead <3

    Comment by Riot Gear
    03:49 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ai Nonaka is my bride.Some bribe to become their brides.

    Comment by Deviant Discordian
    03:49 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Miku is my bride.

    Comment by ChonnyD
    03:55 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    NO! I think not.

    Comment by Deviant Discordian
    04:06 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fine. In that case, Rena is my bride.

    Comment by Firo
    04:40 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, Rena is MY bride. :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:38 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, she is MY bride!

    Comment by Meidoganekko
    04:50 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Easy;

    1.) Buy a copy of Vocaloid Miku
    2.) Install the program.
    3.) Compose a song about you and Miku as a married couple.
    4.) Not going to say "???" because it's already overused.
    5.) Not going to say "Profit" because I don't find 4chan's meme really that amusing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:47 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You fail at "buy".

    Comment by Hanakyou
    13:41 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL!

    Comment by Meidoganekko
    11:44 23/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So what? Torrenting?

    Comment by Ivory
    03:52 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Flandre is my bride /o/

    Comment by Flandre
    07:03 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuga.

    Comment by SnooSnoo
    09:35 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He/She may have been refering to Touhou's Flandre. Not Kaibutsu Oujo's android.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:56 24/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ZUN will be my bride! And we will run away to Gensokyo! You should come visit us for tea! ^O^

    Comment by Kevin
    04:00 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All of them should say. "I want a real 3d wife if possible"

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:10 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    finding a 3D waifu is eZ if you have no quams about character qualities or appearance. They should read 'i want a GOOD waifu' - thats hard to come bai

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:47 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Do not want pig disgusting.

    Comment by MelancholyMomo
    04:01 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Since everyone is doing this..

    Horo is my bride....

    Comment by Raens
    01:14 23/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Over my dead body...
    Until then, its mine. Horo isn't 4 sharing.

    Comment by MelancholyMomo
    08:34 23/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You don't need to die.. she wouldn't be interested in someone like you.. well i think she wouldn't..

    but anyway Horo is mine... if she would have me.

    Comment by Seravy
    04:02 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Since nobody wished for them yet, I want to reserve Ilysaviel, Sakura Kinomoto, Tomoyo Daidoji, Vanilla H, Mint Blancmanche, Komugi, Misha, Marron-Sensei, Konata, Sasami, Mayu, Shirayui, Ayu, Patchouli Knowledge, Yuyuko, Suika and Reimu for my harem.
    No idea why everyone else is wishing for only ONE...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:07 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wish the poster above me becomes impotent.

    Comment by Seravy
    04:23 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I bet you want them for yourself :P
    But now that I'm posting again...let's add Skuld to that list as well.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:49 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sasami and Skuld are mine. You can have the others though, already tested . Oh, and add Nagi-sama to your list, you seem to like second hand goods. ^_^

    Comment by ZeroEdge
    16:15 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You can have 'em all, I already have Otoha for myself!

    Comment by ZeroEdge
    16:21 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Saki can also stay with me whenever she's not with Nodocchi >_<

    Comment by Unorthodox Method
    04:00 24/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How greedy. I'll just wish to be abducted (and not eaten) by Yukari then. Any chance one of your wives in Gensokyo would have use of an unpaid servant? ;_;

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:03 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You people are sick! Why do you place these sorts of wishes in full view of the public? For shame.

    My own personal wish would be for my hemorrhoids to clear up.

    Comment by Carrie
    04:10 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...Grossberg, is that you?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:13 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol ashamed of this ? it seems you are not truly into it then if you feel shame in displaying your own interests. Im not saying i would flaunt a C.C. paintjob on my car (actually i would) but to be ashamed of it is...lol why are you here?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:23 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought the levity and irony was pretty clear in the original (joke) post. That someone would call a public display of love of an anime character disgusting and then talk about their own hemorrhoids in the very next sentence seemed fairly clear to me as being facetious.

    Comment by maru
    07:21 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dude, its Akiba.

    Comment by Carrie
    04:07 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hahaha, that's great! I LOL'd at the one replying to the one beside it. XD

    The one who is looking for a job is clearly trying to win favors with Milk-chan, right? And the ero-manga hopeful? Hard to tell since it's so small, but I ..sort of like their style :|a

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:07 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Minako Noto should be Mamiko Noto.

    Comment by roukou
    04:14 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tsugumi is my bride.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:12 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tsugumi isn't interested in a husband. She wants a bride too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:21 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that's tsumugi. tsugumi is the other one.

    04:18 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dude hurry and fix minako to mamiko

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:26 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol, I wish I was there to post mine too. But seriously, I'm getting insane while reading this article.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:27 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wish I become a main character of a Lovely Happy Nekomimi Maid Kindergarten H game with a Harlem route on.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:52 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Granted, you become the old ugly and female owner of the kindergarten.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:15 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So, basically a genderswap Shusaku?

    I'm surprised it doesn't exist yet.

    Comment by CS
    14:25 23/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's a Harlem route? A New York road map?

    Comment by Game8910
    04:29 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nagato fan....I respect your dedication

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:05 24/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    second this! awesome nagato fan - wish to be like him/her

    Comment by Meidoganekko
    04:30 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    “I wish that I may become a good-selling ero-manga artist.”

    I already can see your shine. Good Luck~!! :3

    Comment by Iluna
    04:40 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Minako Noto?

    It should be Mamiko Noto...

    Comment by Jollepoker
    04:43 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yue-chan is my bride

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:45 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wish I could draw ero-manga at all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:49 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Azusa is my bride~

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:48 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hands off MY bride!

    Comment by Voxyn
    04:52 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Respect to the Yuki tanzaku!
    Need more Yuki.
    XD

    Comment by Berserkhobo
    11:30 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah we need more Yuki! I will kill for more Yuki... no seriously I will RAWRRR!

    Comment by fxc2
    05:02 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This definetly made my night. 23.02 here, (GMT+2). Please post more like these whenever you find them! (^_^)b

    Comment by Quen
    10:01 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Glad to help - I'll try, whenever I find more.

    Comment by Ukonkivi
    05:28 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I made a post here and it still hasn't appeared.:<

    Comment by Deth
    05:31 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ok ~

    *writes his wish*

    ~ "I wish for Katsura Kotonoha to be my Bride"

    (note)
    I am leaving this open, as I KNOW, the responses to this will be.. well, varied...

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:49 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Have fun with your nice boat.

    Comment by Deth
    06:20 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ndeed..

    ~ as I am settled warmly, lovingly, tenderly within her bosom, as she holds me ever close to her ~ always letting me know..

    That we are finally ....

    ...alone

    Comment by Carrie
    06:20 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just make sure your cell phone plan covers unlimited texting.

    Comment by Deth
    06:24 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL!

    Yes, it does.. its unlimited!

    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    05:49 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Don’t screw around!! YOU are my wife!!"

    lol that guy wins

    Comment by O.Z.
    05:56 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, as mentioned by Haruhi their wishes will only come true in 16 to 25 years, if not double XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:00 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wish that all the good anime and manga I recognized were finished and translated.

    Comment by Nimas
    06:05 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All the above posters are now my bride.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:29 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh .. good lord.

    Comment by Deth
    06:33 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    !!

    Comment by Carrie
    06:34 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kotonoha's not going to be happy about this...

    Comment by Deth
    06:36 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    !!!

    Comment by Firo
    07:10 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The heads... will roll. :D

    Comment by Carrie
    06:45 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Five bucks says a Sankakuan honeymoon would end with either the police getting called or some sort of horrible sexual mishap/injury.

    Comment by CS
    08:24 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In either case, the likelyhood of it appearing in an article here seems high.

    If someone does this, please tell the news your posting names so we can laugh at you!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:55 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i think Takuan is a character in Miyamoto Musashi legend, he was the mentor figure of the titular samurai.

    ... of course he's also in Musashi GUNdoh, so that wish must be a troll.

    Comment by Quen
    10:16 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I settled for the the edible "Takuan" in the post since its seemed much more likely (to me), but you could of course be right.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:18 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are you kidding? Takuan is badass in any incarnation. Even the one where Musashi was a legendary fishing expert.

    Comment by Meidoganekko
    11:51 23/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not a reference to Mugi's eyebrows..? Oh Thank God, I can still have her~~

    Comment by Wolf Nanaki
    07:09 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Momizi Inubashiri is my bride." <3

    Comment by mi
    07:12 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    how much each put?

    “I wish that I can find a job.”

    This person was obviously lost and had entered the wrong store, somehow.

    lol @ this >_<

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:18 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Setsuna from Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora is mai waifu

    Comment by maru
    07:22 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, love the NND style "to the right" comments.

    Comment by Atma
    07:28 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kallen is my bride~

    *claps hands and bows*

    Comment by Martin
    07:54 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your Mom is my bride.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:55 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The whole subber crew?

    Comment by shirux
    08:04 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    isayama yomi is my bride!!

    Comment by Bill
    08:08 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hinagiku is my waifu

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:18 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kokonoe Rin is my waifu! Lolis FTW!

    Comment by o.o
    08:47 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lolzerz

    Comment by Koto-Chan
    09:11 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lynette is mai waifu. Good thing no one owned her :3 I guess I should stick with my boyfriend as well :3

    Comment by AbuKoji
    09:59 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sanshirou-chan is my wife!

    Comment by Lazydabear
    10:06 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I want to become King of Mars!

    Comment by maga
    10:10 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Belldandy-Sama is my Bride.

    Comment by J.T.D
    10:28 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Otome Asakura is MY wife!

    Sanya V. Litvyak is MY bride!

    Minato Nagase is MY not blood-related sister!

    Kudryavka Noumi is MY Daughter

    hahaha

    Comment by Meido_Guy
    10:30 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Silly otakus, they still don't know that Mio is already my bride since quite a long time, as well as CC... Polygamy FTW ! \(^^)/

    Comment by the volume
    10:37 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    she was my wife before K-on volume 2 and anime was out, how long is that?

    Comment by Meido_Guy
    10:57 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She just doesn't want to break your heart by telling you the truth, isn't she adorable ?

    Comment by the volume
    11:20 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    she is sooo adorable is she not
    how you feel when you are looking at her

    Comment by Heavyoak
    11:29 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rei Ayanami is my bride.

    Comment by Metalbunny
    11:31 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    weeeee...That nagato tanabata entry was fantastic!!!!

    Comment by ataraxia
    11:37 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Azusa is my bride. :3

    Comment by Ukonkivi
    13:15 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ranka Lee is a good choice for a waifu. Nice and flat.

    Though, I enjoy Shinto on it's own. And wouldn't bring my otaku tendencies into it.

    Comment by Shaawin
    13:32 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    why is gloomy bear on all the cards?

    maybe gloomy bear is going to destroy everyones wish.

    just like gloomy did to pitty. :O!!!

    Comment by Ex-Otaku-V3
    13:36 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Aisaka Taiga is my bride.

    Comment by DEATH
    13:47 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    BLANC -tan become my wife !!!!!!

    Comment by Rowr
    14:12 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nana Mizuki is my bride :3

    Comment by sanimej2
    15:26 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anna Tsuchiya is my bride.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:05 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuko

    Nuf said.

    Comment by ragaraga
    16:15 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    mi is my bride and if possible also yui

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:33 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nanoha is mine! XD

    I'm the 1st to claim too :3

    Comment by Same Anon of Above
    16:39 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Takamachi Nanoha, i mean :p

    Comment by metatron
    18:11 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Azusa is mai waifu~

    Comment by Ace
    18:40 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No one called dibs on Miku?

    Then Miku is my wife! =D

    Comment by Anonymous125
    19:40 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dark Magician Girl is my bride

    Comment by Nameless
    22:11 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ai is my wife lol.
    (Ai=Ai Uemura,a main char. of "Love Game"(a ero-manga by Towa Oshima.))

    but multi and Karou is ok too,hard to decide who is the best.
    (multi,a android in To Heart. Karou=Saionji Karou,a char in Squeez's eroge.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:46 22/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nia is my bride

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:33 23/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    For reference, Akiba Blog's English version of the first article is up now, though not the Nagato one yet.
    http://en.akibablog.net/archives/2009/06/50849905.html

    Comment by Marshmallow
    04:31 23/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nagi-sama is my bride... second hand, who cares? (er... I guess some people, but whatever.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:37 23/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    “I wish that I may become a good-selling ero-manga artist.”

    This man should make an ero-manga about a ronery otaku who's wish for his favorite anime girl to be his wife comes true.

    Comment by Meidoganekko
    12:04 23/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So nobody has claimed Mugi yet? Cooly~~ Though, if she's going to dump me because of her yuri tendencies, i can still have Alice from Pandora Hearts, one of the coolest yet underrated heroine in this season :3

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:58 24/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOOOOOL this is so funny XD OTaku are funny AHAHAH Those mens ...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:09 24/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Nana Mizuki is my bride.”
    oooo that's my wish too..

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:05 24/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "If not, then we would be dealing with a Nagato fan of a truly epic scale…"

    Maybe it was Nagato herself

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:09 24/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you can't deny alien presence everywhere

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