Censorship-tan: Chinese Censorship Moe
- Categories: Manga, News
- Date: Jun 16, 2009 01:47 JST
- Tags: Censorship, China, Internet, Made in China, Moe, Otaku, Parody, Politics
China may still languish under a tyrannical communist dictatorship which stifles all freedom of expression, but that has not stopped Chinese artists from attempting a moe anthropomorphisation of the very instrument of the regime’s suppression of all information unfavourable to it, or almost as bad, lascivious in nature.
What’s more, it is rather appealing…
She is called “緑bar娘” after a popular piece of censorship software, 緑ba花季護…
Public decency and the integrity of the Party appear to be safe hands with such a guardian.
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Her hair color seems to differ on every pic, second last pic has my preference ;)
DITTO THAT!
the proper hair color for her is green because the "green dam" is the nickname of the firewall.
No matter how moe she is, it's still censorship. Do NOT want... =_=;
Green Dam is actually a piece of software they install on school computers and the like. It's the actual product name.
It's a stupid software. We have already consor that stupid software.
But those pictures are nice!
hmm, good drawing indeed
Coincidentally, I might have pulled a reversal here:
http://h8gwb.deviantart.com/art/Haruhi-Communism-02-haruhism-92936930
and her eyes change accordingly... o_O
lol
*shot through the heart*
But you're too late...
The correct lyrics are "And you're to blame".
..What lyrics?
You give love...
A bad name!
I play my heart
*I play my part
**I play ur mum
and you play your game
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!
Sorry, I usually hate that but this was just BEGGING for it...
You give commentators a bad name.
No, can't do that. China will shoot you through the head so they can harvest your heart afterwards.
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/03/28/executions-attract-thousands/
You got that right
You failed a big time, my friend
"What’s more, it is rather appealing…"
This is why I love Sankaku.
@Obsidian:
Hair colour change? or is it just me and my imagination or lack of coffee? intake?
That last pic is something that can stimulate the imagination... if you look at it a certain way.
Hair Color Change indeed.
I don't find it surprising. Many artists actually do this for either personal reasons, or rather, for lulz.
=3 she is quite moe...
I like the last one.
Heheh.
And she even has a river crab.. XD
Does anyone else notice the striking resemblance to Nitori?
I think she is a parody.. Many of the drawings say stuff like "Red Nitori", or "this isn't Nitori"...
1st, 2nd and third look the best :D
Thw design is kinda based on Nitori, from Touhou. But even though, looks different on her particular way.
Her eyes are like Beako's, maybe a possible ally?
Reminded me of Nitori too =)
*The design is based
She's her (Beako's) evil sister! D:
Nitori~ <3 Was reminded of her as well. Kappa censoring powers!
haha yeah xD
Nitori is a communist?
This is breaking my heart.
"Stern, but fair"
-The Banhammer
"Stern but feisty, i will hit her"
-random anon-
"Stern, feisty, and controlling - I hope she hits me."
-AnonY
Nitori!?
LOL at the River Crab. It's only a matter of time before she meets her nemesis, PedoBear's Chinese cousin: Cao Ni Ma (Grass Mud Horse).
Ain't a Guro Dragon his Chinese cousin?
The OTHER cousin.
I think my absolute favorite, is the second one. It has a sort of old style, and (since I can't read any language outside of English, and very little of various European languages) makes her seem extremely tsundere.
Which I like.
A lot.
Because I'm typical.
i absolutely agree with u...
i do think she is a totally Trundere
I can only assume those rabbits were confiscated from someone who was having fun with them or something.
Eientei
If that's the case, I'll buy her a beer anytime for surviving Tewi Inaba.
what she said in the 2nd pic
"i'm deleting all of these HENTAI stuffs"
"Hentai... Tikan..."
Nitori, What are you doing there???
WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE NITORI?
lol Nitori? Awesome...though this isn't the 1st time I've seen characters with similar clothing. The biggest connection however is the 'key'. Either way *goes listens to Candid Friend EWI-Edition*
So she just a Mascot for the Chinese Against American Internet Porn right?
The software do not have a mascot actually.
It's design for the censership of japanese hentai stuffs, but it has already been censered by us. we don't need such things.
XAN ZEN SHI-tan
don't... know... how... to... process... this...
What no Meiling?
pretty good... as far as china goes xD j/k
Chinese censorship is going to get fucked, literally.
Anyone know where I might find some hentai of Cen-tan?
she can censor me anyday
*censored*
How soon til doujinshi of her comes out?
next comiket probably
wants!!
they should make her a clepto
She's actually got a cute design.
When hentai of her comes out I'm sure it will be very popular, ans tsundere in nature.
I liked the last picture the most. The style and colours used are nice. :3
Oh lord... the smilie just slipped out... I apologize.
Tsun-Tsun, Dere-dere.
"My little Censorship-tan, what are you doing?"
"*using black marker on several nude pictures* N-n-nothing! Idiot..."
"Oh~? Surely, you aren't blacking out all my loli-ero manga!?"
"I am! Idiot! Pervert! Stupid AnonY!...*blushes* Why can't you just look at me..."
"...Censorship-tan..."
"Shut up! *kicks AnonY in the face* I don't want your filthy hands on me!"
Haha.
"I-I'm not censoring these because I don't want you looking at any girls but me! It's because you're a pervert and this filth is wrong! I don't want your dirty eyes on me!" Is what popped into my mind when I saw the images. Haha.
Nice Tsundere act :3
Looks like a certain cucumber loving kappa :3
The devil in disguise...
The Chinese Thought Police in disguise. Must not touch her or otherwise...
Eh, must not touch anyway, I mean.. She's got crabs. :P
Thought police
They will put you under
The thought police
They will take you in
The thought police
They will clean your mind out
The thought police
You can never win
You can never win
You can never, never, never, never, never win
the first pic's rabbit ear looks a bit off...
it wont be long till someone release a rape doujin of her >.>
Communism, its moe :3
I never knew censorship could be so moé.
Just a thought, if someone releases some ero doujinshi, some eroge, or just some ero-fanart, with her in it, censorship-tan gets epic pwned.
I'll be waiting.
I demand Doujins and Rule34 neeoooww!!!!
Oh, those hackers would love to hammer that firewall alright...
居然能够在这里看到
对吧，如果有个萌的小娘，三卡库一定有。 ;p
Of course, if there's a moe girl around, Sankaku will definitely have her ;p
打听一下ID怎么弄成红色的？
楼上求交友
楼上你们不要这样
well,as i think ,this news will appear on here sooner or late ,but greendam is still so moe.isn't it?40 billian is her prize~
绿坝娘无所不在啊
Hands off my waifu Nitori.
She doesn't like Chinese.
Of course Kappa doesn't like censors. They're tightassed.
真是囧出亚洲，囧向世界了……
偏偏绿坝已经在瞬间被干掉了，下面该把绿坝娘画成何样呢？这才是最大的笑话……
Well of course censorship is moe, it gets you fired up and pissed off at the government.
http://www.sfneoheaven.com/viewthread.php?tid=824&extra=page%3D1 [http://www.sfneoheaven.com/viewthread.php?tid=824&extra=page=1]
there are some more coming
囧
There does seem to be a small fanclub here ;p
I approve of this development.
搞好
http://www.sisituan.com
出口世界了，主席你淫了
Oh well the software is not powerful anywayz. Someone has already hacked it and got a bunch of ero websites from its censoring list >_>
This is what Greendam-tan's character design is based on. Even though she looks tough outside, she is actually very ecchi LOL
ツンエロ
?????is there such a thing???
So basically, the Chinese version of Beako. http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2008/09/28/beako-%E2%80%93-bane-of-lolicon/
操你妈(失态了)。 你们知道中国是什么样子的吗 去过中国吗 没去过就别在这JJYY.
马勒戈壁发来贺电
向马勒戈壁的草泥马致敬
握抓
屈服于三角园区
楼上麻烦你们说英语，人家看不懂有毛用
no guyz round me installed this suck filter software,even not been found in my school's public computers.i dun no how it works(someone told me pikaqiu will be censored),i just no she's so moe.maybe some rape doujin of her will appear,it's just our powerless resist to the gov's violence and stupid...
有些话我也觉得老外没必要知道
It's sad that all computer sellers should install this software into their products before selling them to customers after July 1st.
A software contains three thousand ero web site? i'm going to get one for sure.
老外对中国不了解就是因为官方的报道和现实差太多，没有亲身来过中国的老外，网络是唯一的途径去了解真实的中国
我看你有没有
我们还不也是不亦乐乎地在网上损日本人和老外么，只是习惯性玩笑而已……就像欧洲人喜欢损美国人一样。
Good job
居然有孙渣的歪脸图,就不能画的好看点
公然开刷绿坝不知道危险不危险……
I wonder, if you can figure out what the crab appears on the cap means (every chinese knows that)
http://hiphotos.baidu.com/phnix2007/pic/item/8a62a4d5093b24e150da4b76.jpeg
http://hiphotos.baidu.com/phnix2007/pic/item/2bc74cded4da757195ee3776.jpeg
http://hiphotos.baidu.com/phnix2007/pic/item/3c0f1601a05197231c958373.jpeg
the crab is 河蟹 in chinese, which is a homophone to 和谐
和谐 means peaceful, as a part of the government slogan "peaceful society"
but the real meaning of 和谐 is censorship
I hope those who don't know China to stop their ignorant commenting. I actually installed 绿坝 v3.17 last night and gave it a try. It censors nothing other than porn.
Just enjoy, or join us in designing 绿坝tan:
http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kz=592539903
I'm not sure why you can't see anything wrong with that.
I'm a little hesitant in supporting the bootlegging of Nitori, though.
disgusting liar
It's really surprised me since you installed 绿坝 and can still access this site.
Looks like Sankaku is not that dirty as I thought :-)
Well, at least 绿坝 thought.
And one more by myself
http://hiphotos.baidu.com/larloses/pic/item/00db9bf44d009c03be31097c.jpeg
After Grass Mad Horse and River Crap is Green Dam tan
@yusir
Censorship is censorship no matter how you enjoy it.
压制言论自由无论你他妈的怎么看都是压制言论自由，就这么简单。我喜欢绿坝娘，但是你别扯什么绿坝没问题，也就在中国这种共产国家才有这种垃圾的政策和垃圾的软件。
[粗口禁制解除] 你丫的装一个试试就知道绿坝过滤什么不过滤什么了。没用过的少他妈跟这儿装大。别人一说绿坝压制言论自由侵犯人权你丫就那么乐意信，帮人骂自己国家很爽吗？
你一个政府，国家，党派不分的狗崽子，继续扯。
这么喜欢美化censorship，这东西被分析的很透彻，屏蔽了什么谁都知道。不在国内并不代表你都大脑是自由的，有人从小就被洗脑。
All in all, enjoy your censorship, because your deserve it.
yusir deserves censorship
and you weaponofmd deserve death for you ignorance
i really hope those agents in china can catch you and 朵猫猫 with you.
the censors in china has very deep and complicated meaning and anime-fans like you can never understand.
so, shut up or die.
不服的白痴可以把我的发言在国内论坛上公开发布，你也别给我加斜杠和字什么的，你看看后果是什么，这就是区别。连句话都不能公开说，连自己想的事都不能说，你们这帮白痴还好意思说绿坝没问题，别人不懂。
最后，共产党的狗崽子可以滚出中国去，共产垃圾从来也不是中国传统。
我一没入党二不在国内。
你90后吧？我错了。不该跟你计较。
W-W--We--Weeabo !!
白痴，这又不是给你写的，你自己就跳出来承认自己是白痴了？真是贴切。
没关系，咱们不争了，你现在说什么我也不生气。刚开始我写得冲动，现在却想起自己6、7年前也和你差不多的想法，说过差不多的话。我猜再过5年你也不这么想了。
逻辑，公义，道理，个人思考能力都没了，都被整体思维所代表。
我7，8年前和你的想法一样，你放心，我没兴趣改变了。
i really hope those agents in china can catch you and 朵猫猫 with you.
the censors in china has very deep and complicated meaning and anime-fans like you can never understand.
so, shut up or die.
rofl, chicoms only can threaten people with violence.
nvm, i take back, this reply system is crazy.
没有共产党有你的今天?
你才是没有良心的狗崽子,白眼狼知道是什么不?
在自己国家丢脸还不够,跑出来给中国丢脸
你他妈的算什么鸟东西
就是你这种2B太多了,中国他妈的才被人看不起
时事造英雄，不是英雄造时事。即使没有XX档，也会有别的档出来。
共产狗崽子。怎么土改，文革，三反五反，大饥荒没把你杀了呢？
我爱共产党!给一块就可以了，我有5毛
piece of shit, who wants the CCP with autarchy?
This anonymouse and that little brained yusir must use to be enjoy the maltreat...
Shame on you
愤青什么的最讨厌了~~
绿坝什么的也讨厌~~
绿坝娘最高~~
要开国骂麻烦到国内论坛，丢脸别丢出国
白痴一个，有本事把我写的话原封不动的贴到国内公开论坛我就到国内骂。还给你丢脸，咱也没打算代表过你，你真是被代表习惯了，不被代表还受不了了。
你个SB你叼你自己发啊..干嘛让别人帮你发?
你这个不是让别人代表你嘛,干嘛和自己后面说的话矛盾呢.
原来你也是个不被代表就受不了的鸟玩意?
我那番话要是发的出去我还用问你们吗？一点脑子都没有。白痴，继续舔共产党的腚去吧。
☭什么的最讨厌了~
yusir lied
Green Dam censors a lot more than porn.
see what has Green Dam done:
https://docs.google.com/Edit?docid=afk7vnz54wt_12f8jzj9gw#5.%E5%86%85%E5%AE%B9%E6%A3%80%E6%B5%8B%E6%8A%80%E6%9C%AF_contents_detection_meth [https://docs.google.com/Edit?docid=afk7vnz54wt_12f8jzj9gw#5.内容检测技术_contents_detection_meth]
"An analysis of political content, including the filtering of Falun Gong-related content, shows that used is Beijing Dazheng Language Technology Co. Ltd.'s text filtering engine, HncEng.exe, HncEngPS.dll and SentenceObj.dll, and within data file HNCLIB/FalunWord.lib, in UTF-32LE code, aside from Falun Gong there can also be found a large glossary related to political and pornographic content."
Isn't it obvious?
yusir is working for Green Dam's developers.
And then there's the issue that apparently part of the source code has been ripped off from a US company
路过围观
come here,
just go.
绿坝娘，为了中国的社会主义和谐社会的建设，作出了很大的贡献！！！^_^为了表彰她的功劳，中共中央特别给她一个称号：河蟹女神。
绿坝娘，加油吧，拯救中国的重任就在你身上了！！！
广西人民发来贺电
和网特吵什么，有本事就回来夺权呀，得民心者得天下，看老百姓帮谁的
弱智一个，有本事别学北朝鲜，连句话都不让人说。
春哥纯爷们！
春哥纯爷们~~~~干死小日本
見つけ出せ！！！それは中国のお宅の勝利だ！！！
1ヶ月以内に全員行方不明か・・・絵師の方々のご冥福をお祈りします
yes...hope they don't be censored themselves...
まさか，中国の政府はお宅の中心なのが~~~~~~
of cuz no,china's gov only do things make otaku feel deadly
This world is gonna be crazy...居然在这看到这么多中国人
鸟的是谁在百度宣传了三卡酷么？这个是我想做的事情……
I was gonna say "She totally reminds me of Nitori..."
But a whole bunch of people beat me to it. D8
英语不好不想和老外探讨了。说中文。
开发绿坝确实是很傻的事情，但是政府没有用硬手段对不对？这个已经是咱们的运气了，别不知足，中国还是一个发展中国家，能有这样程度的政府你得知足了，不知足你别呆在中国。
共产党很傻，但是现在没他不行，中国依然很落后，中国人素质普遍不高，你套用老外的模式后中国必分裂。
我们爱的不适绿坝，是绿坝娘！
Funny to see foreign people slander PRC while Chinese people, instead of fighting back, fight with their fellow Chinese. Intriguing.
you mean the Communist Party of China is Chinese people's fellow?
so, what do you say?
just ignore weaponofmd, for he/she's so naive.
we've already get used to it, no need to fight back.
我仅代表北京市委市政府向日本人民问好
此信息不良!将被过滤掉!
Inappropriate contents is detected! And will be censored!
这里都知道绿坝娘了。。。。
最近的消息传得是快啊。
You know, this soft is just a thing that cheat gov 40000000 RMB.
各类网络特务真是无所不在啊。。。
美国人的网特素质就是高~~
i don't know what can i say..
This meaningless . 为什么用这个雕虫小技的网站发泄啊.日本人不是很勇敢，很爱国吗？ 来啊，再试试过来中国开战啊！