A busty 19-year-old “porn star” going by the name of Anna Morgan has inked a deal which will see her huge breasts house a tattoo of World of Warcraft gold hawkers My-MMO-Shop, with her contract stipulating that she must keep the unaltered tattoo for two years, all in exchange for $500,000.
The press release explains matters:
Anna Morgan is a 19 year old from Zeya, Russia. She likes Tennis, computer games, and hockey. Endowed with natural DD sized breasts, she provides an ample canvas on which to tattoo the advertising logo and URL for MyMMOShop.com. She has just signed a multiyear contract with Top Studios in San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles, California.
Details are scant, but it seems the only way this publicity will have any effect is if Morgan is going to be modelling gravure pin-ups with her cleavage on prominent display (though it hard to imagine anyone would want this).
Presumably she would be doing a spot of modelling for the sponsor too?
She is scheduled to start the tattoo process on the 15th.
Unfortunately, pictures of Morgan are non-existent and nobody has ever heard of her… Given the dubious nature of MMO currency dealing we might wonder as to whether this story is naught but a cunning concoction to draw traffic to their site.
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Sweet deal for her. I wish i had jugs that big.
honestly thats retarded.
...and ugly and lame and ugly and 3d pig disgusting ....and did I say ugly?
what beautiful breast you have....what WoW tattoo ok now i'm turned on.
Seriously doubt it, first a company needs to make half a million dollars by farming gold.. and then spend it on tattoo'ing it on the tit of some girl noone even heard of.
And then make more than half a million from the publicity gained from this? doubtful doubtful.
Would be more of a news if it is Morgan Freeman's breast. Don't care about this nobody. Probably just a hoax anyways.
Anna Morgan? Samara (Sadako) Mother?
The real humor here is that the people who are into WoW enough to do nothing but watch porn are usually the ones complaining about people buying gold online.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It's a fake - Her surname is not in list of pornstars/
weee?
She has natural DDs, and she wants to tattoo them?
I don't mind tats, but that's idiotic.
it's mother russia. anything's possible.
Porn, ha?
So, there'll be a motion picture with nasty things done to her boobz. With a commercial.
You know, if I were a porn-star, I'd sell areas on my skin too. I don't know... maybe some FF characters on my pinus?
Her face looks ....meh. I guess now she doesnt have to do porn anymore?
Do not want...never! Now all newer russian porns let you see this Tattoo, congratulation!....as if
Thumbs Up! *bleeding nose*
But she's still hawt!! those jugs looks delicious i'd hit it in a heartbeat
i'd hit it with a sniper crowbar
O.o
how does that work?
I would, but her face is the biggest obstruction! If she is a MILF like Miss Diamond Fox onnesama i will hit her VIGOROUSLY.
Wai...wai...wait, she's 19? But she looks like 40!(nose bleed stopping)
agreed, she looks like exactly 40 yo
btw, she isn't as sexy as the the 2D
Not only do the WOW gold sellers constantly spam our websites, blogs and forums, but now they're spamming our porn too? This is a dark day for mankind.
Tits or gtfo
No let her GTFO
You could never pay me enough to do anything like that to my chest.
1 billion perhaps?
Seriously now, if you could have all that money, you'd really waste everything like that ?
*Applause*
Even a billion cannot cover the cost of a lost sense of self-worth and pride.
lmfao what a dumbass. Blizzard will probably just sue her for the 500k since gold selling is against the user-agreement
Well, you said it. "user", so what if she ain't playing WoW at all? Then blizz can't do a thing, or even IF she plays, all they can do is ban her account.
Anna who?
I'm sorry but this has to be fake....
Ugh, Fugly 3d PIG. All the gold buying wow geeks in the world won't make you any more popular(or less fugly)
Pics or it didn't/will not happen.
Also, lame. I wouldn't want a .com anywhere near my body.
Will not happen I say. She probably gets like $100 for allowing them to spread the news, and the tattoo will never be made.
Wow....a tattoo breast....i wonder if she will show it to people publicly....
she is a porn star isn't she...
Pictures or it didn't happen :P
star porn? oh yeah ^^
she must! we r dying to see xD
yeah.SANKAKU peoples.if anyone got the pic POST IMMEDIATELY!
Yes, she must!
And Artefact, please use your amazing hunting skills for this XD
SanCon already has such a mascot.
Must See This XD
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/forums/topic.php?id=859
those are small and droopy, nasty looking.
my thoughts exactly uraisamu
Talk about "in your face" advertising ...
New comedy routine:
A man bends down, peering at a woman's breasts.
*SLAP*
Man: "But I was just checking out your URL!"
While the URL might be a bit distracting, I could find plenty of more enjoyable, distracting things to occupy myself with her.
Yet another reason why I despise large breasts... As ridiculous as this sounds, it will still prove a viable business step because of how moronic the average male is when it comes to breasts.
I agree, petanko ftw.
The 'value' is in the novelty of the method of advertising, which would garner more attention than "company buys ad space on website." If the practice were common then it would be less valuable, because then only people that have a reason to look at her cleavage would know what was on them. It also isn't obvious that the companies hawking porn films would be eager to provide 'free' advertising to third parties in their films, so they may require that such tattoos be covered or decline to do business with such women. So before the efficacy of the method itself is even considered there are some hurdles to the overall value of the practice.
It says she has to leave the tattoo unaltered, when shes in public, couldn't she just cover it up?
Then again, I suppose they'd put it at a point where you'd probably always be able to see it. Like right in the top middle or something.
Wanted or not, the 2d vs 3d comparison declare the 2d as winner this time, i wouldn't want that 3d..
A tattoo-banner like is not even close to the concept of arousing anyway, this idea fails so much i can't even bring myself to find the right words.
In the 2D case, it put my member awake
In the 3D case, it put my member limp
Do gold sellers even earn enough to spare $500,000 on a tits tattoo?
They usually advertise on all the possible servers and a shitload of people buy gold once a month. The advertizement you see online is nothing compared to what you get in the game.
..I'd get a tattoo of Hitler fucking a jew even if it was only for $10K, what the fuck is up with $500K?
Oh what? she's 19? she looks like 40 yo to me
and beware everyone, she can be trap XD
Yeah, right. Anna MORGAN from Russian town ZEYA!
Like Hell.
It's as if they found the most un-Russian sounding name to attach to their ad campaign
Russophobia in action >:(
Anna Morgan? The woman who's on that tape? You know, the one after you watch it the phone rings and creepy shit happens and you die in 7 days
This is obviously a fake. The name isn't russian at all (I should know), and her age is different on a few sites. 23 seems to be correct.
She's hot though, mmm those natural DD