Lolicon Dynasty: Kim Jong-il & Kim Il-sung
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jun 1, 2009 10:40 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Korea, Loli, Lolicon, Politics, Schoolgirls
These curious images seem to suggest the tyrannical dynasty of the Kims, who rule over their impoverished fiefdom of North Korea with only the military brass between them and complete absolutism, has a certain special interest in their younger female comrades, one which has passed from the late “Eternal President” Kim Il-sung to his playboy son Kim Jong-il…
Perhaps there is some innocent explanation for all this, such as a uniform inspection by the Dear Leader? The alternative possibility does not bode well for the schoolgirls of North Korea.
Via Heaven.








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He loves children, he is a good guy.
especially caek.
Nope, that's Robert Mugabe..
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/03/02/president-of-zimbabwe-enjoys-delicious-cake/
Probably checking for traps and if they are korean.
So ronery...
I think this is the first time I've ever seen him smile.
FUCKING KILL THAT GUY!!! He reminds me of a rapist eroge character!
How sickening
Like father, like deranged son: self-delicious caek inspecting. He can get all those lolis and he's still butthurt the world doesn't respect him more.
lolis > the world leaders' respects
That guy pisses me off every time I see his stupid face. Talk about selfish and ugly.
That stupid M*F* is the next Hitler.
he probably has a lolicon harem.
*singing in tune of "Bump Bump Bump"*
Kim: In my Stalinist regime, I'm a loli-getting machine with my bomb, bomb, bomb...
That's some delicious flat chest, yo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiLS-AlfO30
Somebody please nuke that bastard. And after him, Ahmedinayad.
He's probably looking for a good launch pad for the nuke in his pants...
lucky bastard.
ohh yea :D Korean girls are beautiful, so his affection is formidable
OMG there's so much you can say about the last picture and all of them funny!
As for what exactly they're doing to all these young girl, umm... maybe they're checking their development and making sure the girls are fertile so they can breed more North Koreans?..... I probably shouldn't have said that O_O;
Hey any one else notice that Pimp Daddy ExPrez Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton, Smooth Gaffled him(Kim) of those two reporter honneys they (N.Korea) caught for "spying"? ;^,vs.:-D
Yeah SlickWilly!
Oh shit.
These girls are scarred for life.
i feel sorry for the girls=[
he aint an oficial trap cheker!!
methinks we need 2 get pedobear in here 2 sort this guy out
why is it that dictators always have the weirdest fetish?
get out of there, you!
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-images-xxiii/kim-jong-il-kim-il-sung-north-korean-lolicon-004.jpg
Lol, at first i thought he was also into shota and he's checking his penis...
Hey, Chairman Mao did the same thing, and EVERYONE loved him.
The world needs more leaders like him.
LOL, perhaps that explains why they keep kidnapping Japanese schoolgirls.
OH PLEASE GET TEH FUCK OUT AMERICAN FAKE PROPAGANDA! You think I believe that like all THE BULL SHIT OF HITLER THEY INVENTED? FUCK USA! NORTH KOREA KILLING JAPAN! YEAH! GOD HELP THEM! GOD MAKE IT HAPPEN! CAUSE FUCKING JAPAN IS DEAD AND SHOULD BE LIKE ATLANTIS! YEAH!
Ever thought of eating more happy pills? You need them.
F'ing tweaker censors everything under the sun, then performs a mass loli upskirt inspection. What a hypocrite...
If I had the power I would abuse of my citizens :3
lolis, teens, mature women.
Every night I could choose what I want.
To the shit the democracy! xD
lol poor korean girls...=(
He's shopping for ripe lolis!
“Eternal Presdient” shouldn't that be president?
His very own loli kingdoom,lucky pedo bastard
Sick bastard.
No no...,he's a "Lucky Sick Pedo Bast£%d!"
PedoBear comes to the rescue!!!!!
He's just making sure the lolis aren't smuggling any plutonium in their pantsu.
Seems it has something to do with the skirts length.
Regardless, I hope he burn in hell.
"You wear skirt too short like evil capitalist! Punishment!" *Falcon punch*
Well now I know why he doesnt want anyone leaving or coming into North Korea lolz
typical inspections to breed more soldiers?
what the fuck is he even checking??...
a penis perhaps?
Nah Comparing What he should By For his Daughter...
So if he sees a something he likes he ask the girl where she got it!!!
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-images-xxiii/kim-jong-il-kim-il-sung-north-korean-lolicon-004.jpg
he's checking the back it might be taped somewhere
I hope you're doing your duty as savior of this country. You dont want the supporter acting on you. Nobless Oblige
Betcha he's "test driving" a different one every night... Now, anybody happens to have Selecao No. 11's number? From Eden of the East for those who don't know. :)
Chech whether they are trap or not?
"a penis perhaps?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this cracked me up.
daaaaaamn thats just funny and he has a problem with japan no more loli for you
I am sure he enjoys his lolis from japan in private. It sure is nice to be a dictator with nukes.
Yeah but they really Rn't as effective as ones that arn't cobbled by hand in some darkend cave like he thinks he's Tony Stark or someth'n because he's C-RAZY!
And he doesn't even try to hide it. That's the best part to me. But, I guess you don't have to hide it if you are the leader of that country.
crap I should have been a Korean dictator, thinking I missed my calling.
i heard he got a liking of platform shoes and sweedishhh hookers. Gotta add this on the list of mr dictator fetishes.
he needs a bloody hairstylist... no actually just a hair cut
Nope, he neads a head cut.
It's not too late. You can still conquer NK! The hard part is getting rid of the current dictator and family.
Pretty simple actually. Just drive up in a van and promise him free nukes.
abusing power on loli... wat a waste, rn't there any busty grls in Korea?
Or you could just kill him and sell his family to pedobear or kill them as well.
He has a fetish for the legs of little children...
Hope that he and all related to him dies
the abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorese from power
lol lolicon dynasty. sounds like a new game.
I'd play that.
sounds like an ero side story to Dynasty warrios >.<
edit: warriors
I'd eat Dynasty Warrios >.>
I'd also eat Dynasty Warry-o's <.<
I bet The Kims are the last boss of the game.
*slaps hand*
kim: "the lolis are all mine! hands off or face my nuclear wrath!"
Hmm, I want my own kingdom >_<
It's "kingdom come" for the lolis....
lucky bastard...
if you got power like that.. you also can do that...
"The state forcibly drafts girls as young as 14 years to work in the so-called kippŭmjo that includes prostitution teams. The source used is unclear as to whether only adult kippŭmjo are assigned to prostitution or whether there is prostitution of children – other kippŭmjo activities are massaging and half-naked singing and dancing. Many are “ordered to marry guards of Kim Jong-il or national heroes” when they are 25 years old."
-wiki
there goes my kimchi lunch....
Everything just got a whole lot clearer.
No wonder that rat bastard is making nuclear threats to Japan! he doesn't just want to be paid of in money.... he's aiming for lolis! ><
Kim (looking under the skirt of a loli): "Wait, let me check something a little bit ... um ... ok ... uhuh ok everything seems working right you passed the routine check, well here we go loli let me show you the back of my van ... " XD
more like the back of the royal Soviet Tank
I don't know about the Eternal President, but Kim Jong-il probably isn't a lolicon. There aren't any minors in his harem.
None that you know of.
His father taught him well in the art. Such a connoisseur.
"schoolgirls of North Korea"
When did North Korea start getting schools?
(Read in Soviet Russia Voice)
In North Korea, Missile silo open up to reveal hidden school.
Careful what you say, they might send you missile kimchi.