“Q. Which would you marry?
A: Loli
B: Anime character”
Marrying loli or anime characters seems to be a likely aspiration for many otaku.
This seems an improbably bizarre question even for Japanese TV, so we might wonder about the authenticity of the image, but let that not stop us from posing the question anyway:
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Hm, a tricky question. But concideringthe japanese language and such.
Lolicon = Pedophile
Loli = Children?
But also anime character, as most people have stated are universal, and can even cover loli, the anime children.
The question is which would you marry. Meaning any law and such shouldn't interfer with the final answer.<
I'll go for anime.
The world of manga/anime is more moe than the real children in my opinnion anyway.
The kanji said "Little girl" in the original question, lol. ^-^
幼女↓
ようじょ↓
youjo↓
Little Girl
If only the world was like Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, where 2D and 3D can mix. Then we could all marry 2D waifus.
Anime wimminz
Loli anime character
This is the hardest decision of my life... I can't.
I vote for Anime Character! Loli's are scary =(
Loli GET
lolis still talk back.
Yes,I would like to order a movie star with either tosaka,Sheryl or Karen cosplay to be my wife or wives.
the decision.. is too hard!!!!!
Anime characters of course, an RL 7yo loli isn't as hot as an Anime 7yo loli and an RL 13yo loli isn't really that lolicious as an Anime 13yo loli does..
i will go for a anime character. Sreaw the 3d lolis.
I'm not a lolicon, so I picked anime character. Besides, if lollis could marry, chances are they would probably be forced into it...
(but a shota on the other hand that would call me "oniichan"... O_O)
I would want to marry: Mizuki Kirimya (Yume Miru Kusuri; marrying her would be so amazing... and dangerous), Kana (Kana: Little Sister (LOL the coincedence! XD)), Mizuho (Onegai Teacher), and Chris (Princess Waltz (DOESN'T MATTER SHE'S A LOLI!!)). I guess most of those are eroge...
If you're not into loli per se, but dislike the idea of anime wives, you can still marry the loli and wait till she becomes legal....
Just my 2 pfennig's worth
Loli. Definitely.
Anime character (65.0%)
I would marry Rei Ayanami in a heart beat
Voted ~ Animé
Oh soo many animé characters that I would love to hook up with!
Besides, as some already indicated, animé could encompass a broad spectrum of characters that would include movies, games, H, and all that they are associated with.
Its a smorgasbord! ~ The choice is soo endless!
Loli of course.
look like AC win again
rei ayanami - the best
both are equally disturbing....
I have no interest in 3D lolis, so anime chara.
Anime character.
Voted loli
I went Anime character, but only because I have no attraction to real life lolis but get off to drawings. I'd not really want to marry either choice...
good. The more you guys choose an impossibility, more of these (http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/06/01/small-breasted-idol-gallery/) for me..
Rin is an anime character
And she's Loli
Vote Anime
Wider better
Rin is 8 years old lol
Question fails for not including Morena Baccarin as option C.
I AM DISAPPOINTED.
lol am i the only one who wouldnt pick any of these choices? even the 3rd option lol.
im still sane. i wont go for 2d char.
atleast loli's can grow
Obviously loli. of course, some conditions apply. I don't want those bad-mouthed, spoiled brats, but a conserved, shy, and good-natured one.
Was gonna pick anime characters first, but then, I remembered the article about marrying 2D characters. That's kinda sad, marrying art drawn on a piece of paper or on the computer screen who doesn't interact with you and the image everybody else probably have.
If 2D-3D interactions are possible (and not fueled by those retarded AI's I've seen) and the personality of the character can actually be reflected, then I would choose anime character.
Second this
cosplaying loli please.
Sounds like a question made to embarrass no matter which option they choose.
I chose loli. Though it'd probably be an adoption rather than a marriage.
Duh... Hard choice. I won't marry anime char(what is point of having wife with you can't even talk directly?), and i'm not pedophile, besides i don't want go to jail :P But in moment where i could chose one of these two or death i would choose loli x.X. Why? People grow so after some time she would be a normal woman. However it would depend too on personality of person.
So i voted loli :P
Wheres the option for Anime Loli!?
wat an another... huuuu...
id marry Nagi sama (Kannagi) :P altough thats loli to....
I FOR MATURE AND ALL WHO VOTED FOR LOLI CAN DIE IN HELL! FUCKING PEDOPHILES! I KILL YOU ALL ON EARTH WITH ALIENS!
loli aliens? please? :D
I'm not lolicon so i'm not interested with little girl
but i'm also not nijikon and definitely doesn't want to marry (it)
so i guess i should choose the human one, and let time done the rest
I admit some can't seem to handle humans so they indulge in virtual reality ones like the anime kind.
loli, anime character isnt real xD
Man that really depends.
If i can actually go into the anime and do her i would definitely have married the anime character but if your talking about real life probably not (can't have sex with your tv).
I chose to marry a loli based on the real life premises.
its all about anime character!!
I'd leave my wife for a real loli if it was true, or sould i say if it was ligalize that is.
I voted loli because tho prophet married a loli.
Loli.
;_; <3
Anime Character = Image body, urealistic flesh. Only to watch and just for fapping material. You will be a cherry boy forever.
Loli = Real body, real flesh. You can feel her cute little body and enjoy it, also her narrowness hole. Of course, it's possible to make another loli by make her pregnant 3:-D
Process of elimination. Anime character -> 2D -> Fap only.
Loli is the obvious choice.
I'' take an 18 year old who cosplays anime and loli:)
I don't do 2d loli.
Marry anime character and rape free lolis
Where's the Loli-Anime Character choice?
yoo anon please think a bit more... then small child inside every anime is wat?? You don’t count it as lolis anime character???
A loli can't be an anime character, but an anime character can be a loli. Obvious winrar is obvious.
depends if the loli is anime charecter...but if its a real life loli then no
2D once again triumphs over 3D.
both is fine!
huh...?
no 3rd choice...?
loli anime chara... :P
i'd vote to that...
Loli won't be loli in 5 years' time. Voted anime character.
although i hate loli ..i still choose loli ..since anime character isn't real
Loli FTW...i vote Loli. Would be consumating my marriage every night...and morning..
No anime loli option...
anime character also contain loli what...
2D definitely less trouble than 3D...
Just think about you have married with Aayanami Rei or Yoko from Gurren Lagann. That would be heaven I think. 3d girls always suck because they're always find something to complain about, teh no need to bother with them....
Voted for anime characters.
Loli because anime characters aren't real. But then again, I'd go to jail. Unless said loli didn't tell anybody and actually wanted it. Hehe.
voted for 2D since 3D sucks in this case loli is connected to 3D
I could mary a anime character WHO IS a LOLI!
Dhu!
The FEDs coming for ya
At the rate I'm going trying to attract another female as nerdy as I am that isn't pig disgusting, Kallen is seeming like a more and more viable option by the day.
I fell your pain, bro. ;_;
lol @ bro
I am one of the guys now~
aww, historic.
HAHAHA greatest laugh of the day ! XD
Anime character because I am not a pedo.
voted loli
real-life loli, mind you
they will still look great at age 50
would your daimakura/realdoll anime character still look great after 50 years of use?
Well yeah but anime characters never age like us do.
Marriage doesn't imply that you cant change your dakimakura for a new one with the same character.
My anime chara will look exactly the same after 50 years, won't become old and disgusting like your loli.
does loli anime character counts?
marry a real person is better than something virtual
so that would be loli for you then, right?
Where's my candy option?
What's wrong with delicious cake?
A real person...
2nd that...
either way they'll end up in the kitchen.
I lol
So where do I get my C.C. ?
In Britania i guess and don't forget Kallen/Karen. She provocative while chowing down some pizza. Kallen+C.C.+pizzas= UBER SEXINESS!!!
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/87960/2girls-absurdres-blue_eyes-breast_grab-brown_eyes-
Totally anime character. 3D loli's just don't have that type of charm. Like that incident with the 13 year old killing a 3 year old for sex. You can see a photo of the 3 year old in question, she was no beauty.
Anime characters, no matter how basic, have a bottom line. It's just because they are 2D which promises QUALITY.
Well a Real Person is the most important of all but if its for this sake I'd prefer an Anime Character, who knows when the police is going to capture us after we married a loli (iow damn laws)
Loli is a real person, an anime character is not. You've just managed to contradict yourself.
god this is hard....Loli or anime character it's true that an anime character can be a loli but an anime character can't be a 3D person and no matter how you look at it you can't have sex with a 2D person at least not like with a 3D person...damn this question is imposible to awnser...Can you change the poll and add both?
Clearly, loli is the right choice.
You can always wait till she grows and gets legal and then have real sex with her like a healthy couple.
As opposed to faping to an image, as we all already (can) do.
I see that you guys are only thinking of which you can have sex with in the end, nice way to think with your penis.
Once she grows she's not a loli then.