$4,000,000 Hymen Unbroken as Buyer Backs Out
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jun 1, 2009 14:35 JST
- Tags: Auctions, Bizarre, Marketing, Otaku, Photoshop, Prostitution, San Diego, USA
The 22-year-old California virgin who auctioned off her virginity and somehow managed to drum up a bid of $3.8 million faces disappoint as her buyer has sheepishly backed out of the deal after his wife objected to his profligacy.
The prostitute, going by the pseudonym of Natalie Dylan, was smugly on the verge of becoming a millionaire thanks to her shameless hawking of herself online, with no small assistance rendered by the media.
However, only days ago her dreams were punctured when the buyer, a 38-year-old Australian real estate mogul, told her he would have to renege on the deal, as his wife objected to him bedding virgins for millions.
Just why he entered into the deal without first dealing with this matter is not clear, though it is perhaps not nearly as mystifying as why he did not simply elope to a South East Asian country in order to find a more reasonably priced hymen there.
He even had the temerity to ask for his $250,000 deposit back, and even more astonishingly actually received it.
The hymen’s owner seems distinctly unamused at being denied her easy money: “I told him to go back into marriage therapy.”
The young lady is now back where she started, and is putting herself back on the market. Just what price she will fetch remains to be seen.
Via the NY Post.
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Haha, she got screwed!!!
Would've been easier if she tried posing for Playboy. =P
What a terrible wife. She could've at least strong-armed the two of them into making it a threesome she could brag about, but NOOOOOOOOO.
Holy over-rated sex Batman! I mean, 1: she's not horrible looking, but she's damn sure not $4,000,000 good looking 2: Virgins are kinda over-rated, lol
that certainly need to be taxed
because she's not selling herself for study
TAX HER! TAX HER!
I imagine her rejection call went something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edaJP3Lp0Gg
Somehow I don't believe that she's a virgin.
Why would anybody want to spend so much money to screw her? She doesn't even look like a virgin... More like a porn star.
Am I the only one that thinks she has huge feet in that last pic?
He found out she was really a he that had a sex change operation.
Unless she also had a hymen surgically constructed for such a use as this...
Oh, maybe that's it. She wanted such a high price to fill up the loans she took out for the meds and surgeries. And she didn't want to enter the college until she could change her legal gender (though I can't remember if SRS is a prerequisite for that in Cali or not). SUDDENLY ALL THE PUZZLE PIECES FALL INTO PLACE.
Well, she's working on a masters, so I think she's been in a college before...
She is only JUST acceptable due to the fact that she has like an inch of make-up and a few hours of photoshop on her face. I wouldn't pay to screw her. She would have to pay me.
Looking at her appearance, I thought she would be quite loose. I think she had hymen reconstruction surgery.
Actually, to me the makeup itself almost adds to her undesirability (?) The tanning salon-colored skin, the fake nails that look more like talons... I don't get why any of this crap is considered hot. I see plenty of other girls who look like that, too. It's so bad I think I might be in danger of turning gay.
Hahaha don't worry, I'm straight and I don't get turned on by this either. When I say "JUST acceptable," I meant in terms of whether I will actually allow myself to have any contact with her sexually. Not that I want to.
OPEN BOX ALREADY, you wont get the same price anymore~
FUCK THAT! THAT MONEY SHOULD FEED POOR PEOPLE WHO ARE DYING OF DISEASE AND HUNGER! FUCK SEX AND THE SLUTS WHO ASK MONEY FOR IT! SHAMELESS HUMANS THRASH! I AM ASHAMED TO BE PART OF YOU AND REFUSE SUCH CONFORMITY!
Well, if you hate humanity that much, that's easily rectified. Fellate a loaded gun, with the safety off and you're bound to go to a better place.
Pimpin' ain't easy.
Yeah, I'm going to agree with the "3D pig disgusting" crowd here.
It would be awesome if someone raeped her causing all her effort sell her virginity to go to waste.
Why would this whore return the money? The john wasted her time, therefore he must compensate the whore. That's now it works.
And the john, his wife must have one hell of a nasty prenuptial agreement on file, in order to stick with some loser, who'd pay nearly 4million for sex.
I hope she dies of cervical cancer and he contracts the AIDS virus.
Didn't keep up with that story but with a multi-million deal, I'm sure she could reinstate the auction. If she got the money, she wouldn't go through school, she would go shopping, like every dumb female using her body for material gain. I still have a hard time believing a whore is worth that much money, even if she does come from a long line of whores. Oh, flamers, shut it, people aren't saying your country is crap, they're saying there is an elevated level of prostitution which is TRUE. Debauchery comes with unbalance. It isn't your fault, it's mostly Americans and satellite gov'ts around the world.
She must be found and reaped...or raped.
Aw, poor baby doesn't get to be a millionaire for her first lay, which would probably suck shit anyways because a girl losing her virginity would be in more pain than anything probably and also have little to no sexual experience.
I hope that no one picks up the seconds, even if they aren't sloppy. And I think that the guy probably just made up the story about his wife being mad after he realized what a fucking stupid price that is to pay for one night of sex.
I want to see a guy auction off his verginity, and get 3 mill.
There is no such thing as a "Californian virgin." They are all whores at birth.
LOL! My thoughts exactly....
+1
I bet she uses the "technical virgin" excuse.
the girl gov eli of NY had was like 5000 dollars an hour or a day. she was completely banging and also raised as a high class escort girl, who was only to be used by single or few customers. and she was totally hot but in any case ew 3D pigs.
I got half the mind to go rape her so this shit ends XD LOL
Man. Imagine raping that. I know the price wouldn't affect the quality one bit, but it'd be somewhat pleasing to know that the whore doesn't get rich by just by looks and stupidity. Although it would be just as pleasing to rob the idiot who was ready to pay 4 mill. Jesus...
i thought Phili had cheaper bitches??? onli 5 dollars lolz......
the guy bidding should get a life .... its so easy getting a virgin ... for free XDD
hes a married mogul in austrailia...read.
Who wouldnt spend that much money to take a girls virginity...
Now if only she was a loli and a tsundere...
You clearly aren't aware how this wicked World works my friend. First promise her 4 mill for a fuck. Then raep her and don't give her a cent. Then send 4 mills to Cambodian street kids so they can get to school. Then in trial she would be degraded as a whore and you as a kindhearted man who occasionally forgets to pay this and that...
Now if only she was a loli and a tsundere...
awesome
LOL trolled?
That guy got "RICK TROLLED".(insert 80s music)
I don't mean to be crude but $4 million for your hymen?*spit* Get REAL girl!*puff cigar*
I concur.
Stupid bitch can't trick my homie.
She's still a virgin?
I think that's more shocking to me than the fact that he won't do her anymore
nah she is rotten, i bet he backed out when he saw her in the flesh. just look at her feet. they are so big it looks like she is wearing two canoes!
My thoughts exactly -___-
have you both seen the make-up-less, not shopped version of her? guess not...
@Anonymous after solace: I think what solace meant is that even with all that makeup and photoshop, she is still butt ugly.
heh he must have changed his mind after seeing how butt ugly she really is without all the shitload of makeup and photoshop....
4 Millions, for christ's sake, it's unimaginable what some ppl are ready to pay for.
if you got that much money, donate it to poor ppl in Africa, it'll save gazillions of lives.
Rich assholes.
"Africa has proven to be rather reticent to positive change no matter how much money you pump into it."
Well,... they didn't get revenge on the apartheit-thingie, so I have respect for parts of Africa. Great respect. I mean... they were considered less than human and still didn't get back on those damn racists. But yeah, parts of Africa isn't the whole country, so I can understand your point Mr. Anon.
Between the before and the after picture, I'll go with the one that has the makeup on.
And in other parts of Africa they really hate the hell out of each other and kill kill kill. ex. Hutu-Tutsi, Hema-Lendu.
I'd rather spend it on the virgin. Africa has proven to be rather reticent to positive change no matter how much money you pump into it.
Wait a minute, you think all that makeup and photoshop actually makes her look attractive? ?_?
Hence the word "scandalist" on the second pic, LOL.
Alas, one multi-million cherry goes unpopped. The record is now 2-1 for team 3B4y virgins.
Damn, you could fuck half of Thailand's virgins with that much money, je who am I kidding..you could probably fuck all of them, plus a little extra from China.
Unfortunately, that line of thought is also truth for most eastern countries... or for most countries, period.
With that kind of money not only you can fuck all virgins you want, you also DON'T HAVE TO SPEND most of that money for that.
@Hoxitl: Bone ur palm already =_=;
That's a valid suggestion right there, just gotta wait for a great gallery to spark my interest. And hell, that Australian dude will be doing that himself after getting caught by his wife, let's see where his money goes now.
Oh snap,epic pawnage!.'sorry couldn't resist.'
i agree to you hoxitl, more on INDONESIA, LOL
Dude, I am Thai. Don't degrade my country in that manner alright.
Thailand. Land of the prostitutes. FACT.
WOW... this isn't even anti-racism anymore, it's a flat-out bloodfest... sheesh, at least keep it on topic... KoHG is just taking it too far.
btw, I'm neutral (on the topic of the racism)
wtf KoHG, friggin calm down, this topic has been going on for too long. I cant believe how long this is dragging.
Just ignore them or learn to deal with it, but dude I read like a dozen comments of urs, relax already.
u son of a bitch, your mother is a whore, i fucked her really hard cuz she's a cheap prostitute!!!
u probably my son but w/e, i dun want this racist son!!
oh n ur mom pussy can't give pleasure to ur step father anymore, cuz my monster cock destroyed it!
>Thai
>Kevin
?_?
Why are you responding to every single comment?
So?
hes right,sucks to be you
n u suck his cock
Hes right unfortunately.
linkinstreet no?
Dude, this is not racism.
#1: it is against America
#2: it is talking about the many girls of Thailand who are part of the prostitute culture, and not about Thais as a race.
He might be exaggerating, (although Thailand IS famous for having a ton of prostitutes. This isn't racism) but the point isn't Thailand, it's: fuck those American whores who think that their own virginity is worth twice as much as a ton of poor women, who may be just as cute, and fuck those extremely rich people who actually pay for them -.-
Fuck you too, he's wrong!
Dude, he's an avatar on the internet. I doubt the entire population of Thailand will read that comment and become upset.
Even non-Thai like me still hate the racists comments, how can the pure Thai not loathe?
lol your country is known for cheap whores.
Idk, the first thing I thought of when I think Thailand is traps everywhere. That's why if I ever visit that place, I would keep my pants up or I might screw myself over by finding somebody who is not their supposed sex.
Oh, and AIDS.
Cheap stuff are usually low in quality.
Nuff said.
"lol your country is known to be cheap"
fixed
Not having known many unabridged hymens (why shouldn't it be hyman singluar, and hymen pl?) Actually, not having known many hymens, period (plz, no jokes), I would wonder about the relative intrinsic value of an expensive one versus any other normal, healthy one.
I would tend to think the greater differentiator is that piece of meat around the hymen. Sorry! I mean, the esteemed lady!
Yea, u racists are lower than the lowest
I don't mean to be rude, but "Thailand" was the first word that came to my mind when I tried to think of a country with a big sex market full of virgins, the only other country was China..and maybe Vietnam.
Anime fans proving themselves to be some of the best people on the world yet again!
I'm brazilian and here there's little to no legal virgins, they're all whores.
For Fuck Sake prostitution is legal in Amsterdam!
Just because Thailand & China are big countries doesn't mean they got more prostitutes than YOUR Own country!
Well I am glad that something good came out of Vietnam.
There is a very short gap between "So don’t flame this article further" and "Anyway, you american should know..."
precisely, northpole776
I realised and lol to that. XD
Thai's here.
Kevin, I guess we can't blame any foerigner who think that way to our country, for in real life we both know we could find many prostitute gathering in several area of the city, not even just outside of royal palace. (sarcasm ends here) That's our social problem which we must correct in our generation.
So don't flame this article further.
Anyway, you american should know that sexual trading went skyrocket in this region exactly right after US military assemble their base here in the time of Vietnam war.
Cambodia>... Cuba>... Brazil>... Mexico... ?
But Thailand is the mainmarket, right?
Well, there are plenty of countries that fit the bill, but I was more centered towards that region, and yeah Thailand is the big one, as much as it hurts them.
Philippines is also known for sextrade
Well he's right though. lolz.
Below are fucking racists comments... this article should either be delete or reset its comments... Until there are no more racist comment... Why the fuck did 1st post moron idiot had to make connection to other country? Just stay in the topic about that women in the Article, she's American!
ROFLMAO
Bastard go to Hell!!!!
He's wrong, he can go fuck himself & cut off his useless son of a bitch cock!!!
Racist, fuck your mother!!
I am not both Thai & China but I hate fucking racist!
ag dont be sooo sensetive!!! thai girls r hot!!!!!!!!
linkin huh?
i guess this is the 1st good comment? or not!?
I am thai too and I dont mind, keeps the economy going.
I hope than you live in Thailand long enough to not let people define our country by the sex market that is pedaled by foreigners.
BAKA! I'm trying my best to help YOUR country and this is ur answer...
"Dude, please don't degrade my people. We are not one of the most frequently picked-on nationalities on the Internet so we aren't used to it yet, alright?"