Uber Otaku Melonpan Abandons Otaku Ways

He can make plenty of money selling his stuff.

It's concerning that he is willing to toss several thousand dollars of merchandise just like that.

Hmm. I don't recall ever really seeing the man before.
That is he?

Probably got a girlfriend

will he ebay his foregone otaku materials? I'll be his first customer lolz

This is painful...

its old.
He already said it was a joke weeks ago.

Expecting some nuclear otaku fallout. Sits back and watches...

Seems like he is getting an unwanted child...

That's a sweet Rena poster.
:)

Such a waste

Someone tell him I want all his stuff and I'll gladly pay shipping for it.

If I were to leave otakudom I'd definitely be auctioning and sell off my stuffs- it's just a total waste to trash all that spendy merchandise

He never said that he'd stop being an otaku. It all has it's reasons, or just for fun.
The first few pictures were his April Fool's joke. The figure for example was a leaner anyway.

He already said that everyone takes him too seriously. He won't throw his stuff into the trash bin, he just doesn't like action figures anymore... (only children play with action figures xD)

I suppose he had a crisis?

what an idiot he could have sell those to have some money pure idiot

am i the only one who thinks this guy looks wierd?

FUZAKERUNA!

Expression on the post in pic _02 is brilliant :)

I can't bare to look. >_<;

This was a joke, you know...

LOL looks like his mum finally went either they get out or you get out!

Poor Rin, she didn't deserve that fate...

A time for all things apparently.

Haruhi's expression on the poster:
"NOOO! Don't take me down!"

Plus, he pierced Rin's heaven with his drill.

Fuck off wuss. WTF is this shit? Destroying them in such a manner and then posting it for the whole world to see isn't cool or something, its derogatory and an insult to other otakus as well.

You don't want them any more, fucking sell them off to others that want them. Instead this is what he's doing, almost as if throwing a child-like tantrum or something. Fucking rot in hell.

best otaku troll ever.
there was a hint with the tractor :)

would anyone actually want to by hi dakimakura if he sold it?

NOOOO WHAT IS HE DOING!!! HE'S RUINING IT ALL!!!

On the side-note, I would probably go dumpster diving for the stuff he threw out XD. Though not so sure about the dakimakura. Dunno where that's been.

I lol'd at the angry German man riding a mini tractor. If that wasn't proof he's not serious, I don't know what is.

That last photo is funny :P

I bet he's got a girlfriend now.

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IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!!! I CAN'T LOOOOOOOOOOK!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I THINK I'M GONNA TROW UP!

I cry T_T

Damn it, as soon as I saw this article I was like WTF is his ebay account. I would have gladly bid on quite a few of his figures.

I am admittedly a deep member of the nerd community, but why do other members still think that it's cool to wear fedoras?

he should have sold his stash...

Maybe he was threatened by feminists or those bitches offered him an orgy in exchange for stopping to be otaku.
they may be called feminists but still conserve their slut instincts.

Just read through his article and the comments. It's obviously a joke. Not real. All the pics (of him playing with his stuff) he posted were just a subtle showcase for his still healthy otaku-ness.

I'll feed you Tsukasa...

He just has not fully realized his guro fetish.

Apparently it's all not real:

http://www.meidocafe.jp/2009/05/27/benehmen-sich-otakus-wie-kleine-madchen-aka-out-of-moe-20/#comment-33155

Honestly, never heard of Melonpan.

So I'm going to say troll no matter the outcome, trolling otakus into thinking he was one of them, or by making them believe he did this RL

i donno. funny pictures to see spread around the net though.

An approximate translation of a later comment in that post by Melon-pan himself [1] reads thus:

"Those who can read between the lines and distinguish irony from our bitter reality will have easily noticed that, as always, no dakimakura (which, by the way, can be washed perfectly well) and so on have been harmed. I rant upon the fact that otakus degenerate into little doll-playing girls while toying with dolls myself in the same post. Got it? Good."

Seriously, this guy is some kind of weird standard-bearer to us all. I got trolled by his first post denying the otaku way, back then, believing he was honest when saying that he ought to grow up - as he now had a child on the way, on account of circumstances he didn't want to mention. Got me rather depressed, for if he falls, what is left to us, lesser otas?

It turned out he was truly making it all up indeed.

[1] http://www.meidocafe.jp/2009/05/27/benehmen-sich-otakus-wie-kleine-madchen-aka-out-of-moe-20/#comment-33155

i know its a joke and all, but its still hurts to see this, i could never give up anime

MOE FOR LIFE!!!!!

Moe Moe Kyun♥

wow i actually don't know what to say.

Sorry... he got me at the lil' tractor/digger part.

Anyone know where to find those F/SN posters online? Looked around but haven't had any luck yet

Oh my god! If people say that he's done this before and said it was a joke? Well that's a fucked up joke. You can't just leave Otakudom (Blood-In, Blood-Out) He say's " otaku act like “little girls” " he doesn't know where I was raised my nigga, I was raised in the ghetto so get at me fool. I'm a ghetto Otaku, you talk shit on my fellow people you gonna get smacked up on. How can you do that to your treasured belongings...T_T This is one for my record books >:( He say's we act like girls but yet he's over here tearing and breaking everything like a girl would do. He will burn in Hell for this, I'll make sure of that.......T_T...Why Haruhi?...Why...?

A lot of Type-Moon stuff, at least he had good taste.

Still, fuck you for violating Rin like that. Fuck you.

I WANT WHATEVER HE'S THROWING AWAY!

I bet his mom snap some sense into him. or much worst he exchanged his love for 2d for a 3d girl!

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/41192__468x_melon_otaku_05.jpg

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how can he stop being an otaku?Then he wasn't a true otaku if he would abandon his way of life.Thats like God saying "I don't want to destroy the devil".How disappointing,he is no otaku,just a nobody.All those funtimes were nothing for him if he would destroy all his beloved treasures.

Where is your feminists with "Protect imagined woman" now?

Also, the Rin figure, I think was leaning. (He linked to "Saving Rin Tohsaka" on Happy Soda. )

And nothing of value was lost, if it ever was lost to begin with.

IF SOMEONE POSTS "GOOD FOR HIM SINCE HE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE", I JUST HOPE GOD CHOPS HIS PENIS OFF!!!

A girl rejected him.
3D PIG DISGUSTING

Even if it were a joke, what he did to that Rin figure... *sigh*

WHAAAAAAAAAT! He could've given those figures away instead... Fucking freak...

I wish i was there and beg him to give ALL his collection to me, unscratch!! "oTL

it seems that everyone is an idiot, that was one of his many joke post. the figures in the bag were already broken and the rin figure is a bootleg. read before making a comment

Moving on is always a good thing. Good for u man :)

Troll or not, this sort of behavior doesn't exhibit very much class.

Kill the girlfriend, burry her corpse in the woods.. if she's the one who forced him to abandon his otakuism..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/Nervli/Velo/DSC_0110-2.jpg

Lol at Funny's expression at the back..

My offer to him still stands. Least amount of harm, most amount of profit.

He's an incredible freak who spends large amounts on figures and posters and "dates" a pillow case, and then he goes to the other extreme and crushes it all without even selling anything?

This guy has some serious problems.

even though it wasnt true
why why would you do that to the extra rin figurine!!!
;_;

soo...how does he get all that cash to buy all the stuff in the first place. someones spoiled.

A girl told him to. My bet the relationship will last a month before he regrets his stupid wasteful actions all done for a bossy girl.

No, not talking from experience, anyone that tells me to destroy my possessions can go to hell.

Money well spent.

Danny was faster this time around. Hah.

Though they took it more seriously over at DC.

Much hilarity ensued.

awwww he grew up, don't worry, it'll happen to all you loli-fags sooner or later

AHHH!!! THE HORROR!!!!! GOD SAVE ME!!!

Moral of the story:

Melonpan is so rich, he can afford burning thousands of euros worth of cash for the lulz.

Good for him.

I'm surprised that his penis was that small.
I'm starting to think how that will fit in that hole he made.

What. The. Fuck. I remember seeing the photos of his room and being amazed. How could someone that obsessed turn so evil?! He could at least sell his figures, but no, he drills holes in their vagina!

that guy is a fuckin asshole i bet he don't want cursing comment so it might not be a setup if we use curse for fucking god sake

I think people are on the right track here, with the attention-plea. But we're missing a key point.

He took a pillow out on a date.

There's sexual frustration, and then there's something else...

I mean, I don't read his language, but I saw and laughed at the picture diary of the Nia date like anyone else.

I understand his antics were largely meant as being comedic. But did anyone else notice the looks he was getting?

Funny, yes. Borderline clinical insanity? Also yes.

I think his reaction ultimately stems from not seeking a healthy balance with his outside life, and his hobbies. Will be curious to see if he eventually feels he's missing an important part of himself and returns one day...

Er, already proven to be a hoax/prank...

http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/19614/The+Melonpan+incident.html [http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/19614/The Melonpan incident.html]

I remember one otaku who had a break down and almost didn't come back to Sankaku Complex...

I wonder who it is?

Someone has women issues. Drilling her crotch? really?

... someone has also not heard of Ebay, apparently. Or good will. Or sense.

as most real otakus here, we knew he was just a fucking attention whore, and now he wants more attention, fuck asshole, that happends when you idolize fake otakus

.............................................................He's FCUKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why rin... (cryz)

There are some disturbed persons out there....

Why ther hell must you destroy or trow away some things?

You could just sell it... or keep it to remind you of what you once were.

Weak minded it seems

fucking idiot
what a waste of fucking money
fuck

The things that he destroyed are only the cheap ones.. he is just an AW..

He probably somehow got a girlfriend who was disgusted by his hobby. So either his hobby or some lovin. I personally would dump said bitch and find a cute otaku loving girl. They are out there my friends!! Do not give up!!!

This bastard makes me sick...

I KNEW IT!!!!! He's german.

I only had to look at the face and the tractor to find out (OMG the tractor). Shield on the trash bin is proof.

So what?

So forget everything you know about value of life, this man doesn't know what you're talking about. Forget about the show, that's all it is about. Only german people can have a passion and not want to admit it, or make some lame show like this to prove they "stopped being an otaku" (LOL) because:

"so was gibt's bei uns nicht"

yeah, you can resume the german's meaning of life with this single phrase.
Anyway, the hole proves he still IS a pervert, or that he badly needs a real girl...

This show surely is meant to attract some girl in particular? He'll stop being an otaku for her (LOL bis), marry her, buy her a Mercedes, and she'll leave him. If not, then the lucky one will have a boring life.
TRACTOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!
M.

i bet its a prank

Sorry, but my trollan radar is maximum. I'm not buying this DRAMA.

I think he either was close to getting laid first time, but failed, either he's seriously in love with real woman. That perfectly would explain his crazy behavior. There are few otakus that, after all, begins to understand the value of the real life and real relationships when reaching quite a mature age.

He would have just give me those figurines n etc. So sad to see them destroyed... sigh sigh... I bet he will regret after a period of time.

lol

poor nanoha

attention whore.

This is an outrage! The defilement of the Rin figure and poster is unforgivable!

damn nooooooooooooooooooooo >..<

He is still an Ota ;)
He makes excuses for his girlfriend and provokes his readers with posts like this. I like that xD
And: he was drilling this figure for the post, but also because she was leaning.

What a load of bull s#it!

Oh Godness, mad guy!
\facepalm

Hum exceptlty Rin figure I think it's a fake.

Tz....stop taking him seriously 0.o

After tthe first out of Moe post he already said it was a late aprils fools joke and the firgues were broken to begin with

I have no doubt this one is fake as well. Also considering he gave the new and moe K-ON episode a 5/5 in his new post already..

Probably by next week he will realise what he has done and commit suicide.
Oh well we just have to find another Otaku animal to obvserve and ridicule.

so...
just a joke or real ?

Well I hope he does coz he made me sick once when he was showing off those elephant undies. Shit I really hate that day.

Or maybe he's just turning to an ero guro fanatic?

Tsukasa!
bastard.
;_;

German Anonymous here: Don't worry guise, he trolled.

reminds me of densha otoko

Well, it seems he was just joking, but joking or not, he's obviously a bit touched in the head. I don't buy the reason for defiling Rin figures, but the posters are another story. Why bin perfectly good posters just because you are tired of them? Rin deserved better in this area.

I've thrown out bootleg figures (mostly because they're too crappy or too expensive to send overseas), but to destroy them first? A bit of a lack of sanity there, old boy...

he should just give those away~

i wanna have the saber figure~ :c

All the money he's losing, how dumb... Why not just sell everything?

Some people take this stuff WAAAAAY too far

God damn him, that Rin costs 7000 yen or more nowadays! He should have sold it, not ruin it, it's a rare item...

i read on DC that it was one of his many tricks.

poor fag, probably found a girl he liked but once she found out about his secret hardcore otaku-ness, went maniac.

Shit, at least post some of that stuff to me.

i don't even want to think what he'd do to his ex .. if he ever gets one in the first place. ^^;

The OTAKU feeling can always come back and make you feel bad for what you did.

This is fucking old news from April. He confirmed it was a hoax that he used some of his cheapest items

I think he's gonna make a figma figure out of that Rin lol.

Seriously give us some of that Otaku stuff, sell it to us!

????..??

Jesus Christ.....this faggot is
getting the attention he was asking
for.

Stop feeding into his lame ass pranks.
It was all false and a cry for attention.

Stupid ¬¬ throwing everthing you collected your whole life in the garbage, like it doesn't mean nothing to you. You should at least donate to someone or sell the stuff for a bigger cause...

Good plan! Break all of your stuff so nobody else can use it! Consumer whore.

i think it's good that he's moving on. u can't live like that forever.

first off, the guy having all of that shit in the first place was just sad and creepy.

as if that wasn't evidence enough, the pictures above clearly show what a huge moron he is. he could have sold ALL of that shit and made some profit as i'm sure that many of his figures and posters are hard to come by in any decent condition. but no, he decides to throw a tantrum and just destroy everything, and take pictures (how subtle!). apparently he's a spoiled rich kid or something, cuz if you've actually busted your ass working for the money that it takes to purchase all of that shit, you aren't just going to destroy it. unless you're the sort of person who would just set fire to a big huge pile of cash.

fucking asshole is an attention whore anyway. why else would he have posted any of the pics of himself, his collection, and it's eventual destruction in the first place?

it's very appropriate that he's using a little kid's toy tractor to dispose of one of his pillows, this guy has the emotional maturity of a retarded 5 year old.

attention whore much? This guy is such acting like such a drama queen that its disgusting.

ITT: obvious drama play in session.

He could just sold it not destroy and throw most of it.

Also, what he did, he wasted a lot of money, I'm sure on it

what a douchebag nerd.. the tohsaka rin figurine was such a waste...

WHAT A SIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"LOOK AT ME, I'M A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE!"

What a douche.

Whatever his reasons are, i wish him a painful end.

Melonpan! Say it ain't so!

~ Picture 4 says it all...

Sad uber-otaku is sad.

noooooooooooooooooooo

This actions are so, but so stupid for so many reasons

/facepalm

Melonpan isn't a bro anymore.

"Although I say it reluctantly but it is a must once again say: Ota Otokos, Moetards and Lolicon Hikikomoris actually all behave like little girls. Oneesama Danny Choo is the best more prominent example of this."
LOL!

On the order hand Danny Choo keeps doing the best!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13xO12Up2UQ

sellout bastard. he must have gotten a GF or something.

THE FUCK IS HE DOING TO HIS SHIT? HE COULD SELL THAT TO US?? HE'S A FUCKING IDIOT!!

why he not remodel or sell it in one package
maybe he'll got massive income

it so sad to see it

FAAAAAAAK!!! Why the heck he didnt gave me those!!!??

I mean... destroy precious merchandise is a crime!!!

-_- I despise you.

why???

is he actually going to just throw all
his fandom away?

a collection that would put most "otaku"
to shame
a collection that makes me weak in the knees

WHY!!!

OMG! what a dumbass...He could have sold those things to other otakus on EBAY.

I dunno if I want to snicker or laugh loudly.

oh wow ;_;

What a little shit! He clearly had thousands in anime goods and he destroys it like that?! But someone with that kind of obsession doesn't just wake up and go "Oh, I don't like this anymore, time to chnge."

I cringed.

I didn't even think this was possible...
Surely this won't happen to me.

once an otaku always an otaku.

I wonder if he wants to transfer his goods to me. :))

actually a friend of mine usually does stuff like this. he gets obsessed with something then he forsakes it and changes his subject of interest radically. fucking weird people i wont ever be able to understand.

Ironically, his methodology, destruction, and postage are all very otaku-like.

Why Did It? Why? It's Hurt For Me And Our Otaku.I Want To Cry.If You Want Abandon From Line Of Otaku,You Can Find Someone To Sell Or Receive She (It).Why Didn't It? You Destroyer Part Of Love And Molest Part Honey.In My Sight And All Otaku,You're More Blackhearted Hard&Cold For All Figure And All Otaku.

That is so cruel and he left Tsukasa-chan to left and die in the cold. T_T

what a moron.. gimme all that shit if ur gonna fukk it up

such an idiot!! :-(

he's going to relapse/rebound very soon, then he's gonna come back with a vengeance, buying 10x more than he threw out....

mark my words

he should have ebayed his collection... his an idiot... no wonder he did what he did to begin with....

What was written on the sign Tsukasa held?

wished he gave me all those figurines..instead of throwing it away...

he really shud have ebayed his collection. like EVERYTHING he would make a pretty penny im sure

I cried as I see he destroyed his beautiful room

IM ENRAGED~!

This guy seems to be crazy searching for attention, doing these kind of things. The most hateful thing he did was to destroy his figures.

it's a monster.....

You know... he could have made thousands upon thousands of dollars actually selling that stuff..

I know I would have bought a few, if they were priced well.

i would just sell all that shit...

The tractors not for show....it literally looks like he would have trouble lifting that body pillow.
disapproving mother maybe?

March on otaku soldiers

TexasDude:

He could have sold all that stuff on EBAY or his friends (ex-friends) for thousands of dollars.

Then use that money to pay for much needed real women, lap dances and time in the champagne room.. Go to Vegas... anything.

But its kind of understandable to KILL the memories too.