Uber Otaku Melonpan Abandons Otaku Ways
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: May 30, 2009 08:48 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Collections, Dakimakura, Otaku, Switzerland
Mega-otaku Melonpan, famed for his dakimakura fondling and dating a Nia dakimakura, appears to have some inner turmoil regarding his hobbies and has announced his separation from posters, figures, dakimakura, pantsu, moe and anything else that stands as proof of his once-proud otaku-ness.
Given Melonpan’s dubious status as one of the most identifiable foreign otaku in existence, his departure will surely be met with disappointment by many.
Melonpan made his original post on his blog last month (Out of Moe) which contained his announcement that the otaku “spirit” has left him and that everything otaku related, save his DVDs, are destined for sale or the trash bin, though at the time it was not taken too seriously.
That was followed up earlier this week by Out of Moe 2, which contained more of the same, including comments that otaku act like “little girls” and several other disparaging remarks.
This appears to not just be idle talk from the once great otaku, as the photos accompanying his two posts will attest:
Quite the painful sight…
At least we will always have the wonderful Nia date and dakimakura raep to remember.


























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What kind of otaku has an Xbox?...
an otaku actually grew up!... it only took him 40+ years to do it.
probably tired of jacking off.
easy " xbox " has a lot of hentai pic and Sexy pose that you can see from playing DOA: 1~4 +extreme ..ect .. as long as you have the MOD for it. a real pure 100% otaku should know this info.
i don't even want to think what he'd do to his ex .. if he ever gets one in the first place. ^^;
Shit, at least post some of that stuff to me.
The OTAKU feeling can always come back and make you feel bad for what you did.
This is fucking old news from April. He confirmed it was a hoax that he used some of his cheapest items
????..??
I think he's gonna make a figma figure out of that Rin lol.
Seriously give us some of that Otaku stuff, sell it to us!
poor fag, probably found a girl he liked but once she found out about his secret hardcore otaku-ness, went maniac.
God damn him, that Rin costs 7000 yen or more nowadays! He should have sold it, not ruin it, it's a rare item...
reminds me of densha otoko
German Anonymous here: Don't worry guise, he trolled.
Well, it seems he was just joking, but joking or not, he's obviously a bit touched in the head. I don't buy the reason for defiling Rin figures, but the posters are another story. Why bin perfectly good posters just because you are tired of them? Rin deserved better in this area.
I've thrown out bootleg figures (mostly because they're too crappy or too expensive to send overseas), but to destroy them first? A bit of a lack of sanity there, old boy...
Some people take this stuff WAAAAAY too far
All the money he's losing, how dumb... Why not just sell everything?
he should just give those away~
i wanna have the saber figure~ :c
i read on DC that it was one of his many tricks.
Jesus Christ.....this faggot is
getting the attention he was asking
for.
Stop feeding into his lame ass pranks.
It was all false and a cry for attention.
What a douche.
"LOOK AT ME, I'M A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE!"
WHAT A SIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what a douchebag nerd.. the tohsaka rin figurine was such a waste...
Whatever his reasons are, i wish him a painful end.
Melonpan! Say it ain't so!
it ain't so!
noooooooooooooooooooo
Sad uber-otaku is sad.
~ Picture 4 says it all...
He could just sold it not destroy and throw most of it.
Also, what he did, he wasted a lot of money, I'm sure on it
Good plan! Break all of your stuff so nobody else can use it! Consumer whore.
Stupid ¬¬ throwing everthing you collected your whole life in the garbage, like it doesn't mean nothing to you. You should at least donate to someone or sell the stuff for a bigger cause...
i think it's good that he's moving on. u can't live like that forever.
FUCK YOU!!!
first off, the guy having all of that shit in the first place was just sad and creepy.
as if that wasn't evidence enough, the pictures above clearly show what a huge moron he is. he could have sold ALL of that shit and made some profit as i'm sure that many of his figures and posters are hard to come by in any decent condition. but no, he decides to throw a tantrum and just destroy everything, and take pictures (how subtle!). apparently he's a spoiled rich kid or something, cuz if you've actually busted your ass working for the money that it takes to purchase all of that shit, you aren't just going to destroy it. unless you're the sort of person who would just set fire to a big huge pile of cash.
fucking asshole is an attention whore anyway. why else would he have posted any of the pics of himself, his collection, and it's eventual destruction in the first place?
it's very appropriate that he's using a little kid's toy tractor to dispose of one of his pillows, this guy has the emotional maturity of a retarded 5 year old.
ITT: obvious drama play in session.
attention whore much? This guy is such acting like such a drama queen that its disgusting.
Tsukasa!
bastard.
;_;
Well I hope he does coz he made me sick once when he was showing off those elephant undies. Shit I really hate that day.
i bet its a prank
But drilling on Asuka's "snizz" is to much for prank!
(Squinting eyes, getting near to the monitor)Oh my bad it's Tosaka not Asuka!
I KNEW IT!!!!! He's german.
I only had to look at the face and the tractor to find out (OMG the tractor). Shield on the trash bin is proof.
So what?
So forget everything you know about value of life, this man doesn't know what you're talking about. Forget about the show, that's all it is about. Only german people can have a passion and not want to admit it, or make some lame show like this to prove they "stopped being an otaku" (LOL) because:
"so was gibt's bei uns nicht"
yeah, you can resume the german's meaning of life with this single phrase.
Anyway, the hole proves he still IS a pervert, or that he badly needs a real girl...
This show surely is meant to attract some girl in particular? He'll stop being an otaku for her (LOL bis), marry her, buy her a Mercedes, and she'll leave him. If not, then the lucky one will have a boring life.
TRACTOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!
M.
Sorry, but my trollan radar is maximum. I'm not buying this DRAMA.
This bastard makes me sick...
He probably somehow got a girlfriend who was disgusted by his hobby. So either his hobby or some lovin. I personally would dump said bitch and find a cute otaku loving girl. They are out there my friends!! Do not give up!!!
Amen to that,if someone really loves you they have to accept who truely are. Man i will break up with my partner if they can't get along with my hobbies!
sounds like the very familiar Train Man.
"Densha Otoko i presumed?"
There are some disturbed persons out there....
Why ther hell must you destroy or trow away some things?
You could just sell it... or keep it to remind you of what you once were.
Weak minded it seems
The things that he destroyed are only the cheap ones.. he is just an AW..
fucking idiot
what a waste of fucking money
fuck
I think he either was close to getting laid first time, but failed, either he's seriously in love with real woman. That perfectly would explain his crazy behavior. There are few otakus that, after all, begins to understand the value of the real life and real relationships when reaching quite a mature age.
He would have just give me those figurines n etc. So sad to see them destroyed... sigh sigh... I bet he will regret after a period of time.
Oh Godness, mad guy!
\facepalm
What a load of bull s#it!
Hum exceptlty Rin figure I think it's a fake.
Tz....stop taking him seriously 0.o
After tthe first out of Moe post he already said it was a late aprils fools joke and the firgues were broken to begin with
I have no doubt this one is fake as well. Also considering he gave the new and moe K-ON episode a 5/5 in his new post already..
This actions are so, but so stupid for so many reasons
so...
just a joke or real ?
Probably by next week he will realise what he has done and commit suicide.
Oh well we just have to find another Otaku animal to obvserve and ridicule.
This is an outrage! The defilement of the Rin figure and poster is unforgivable!
Chill, my good sir. It's a prank.
The Rin Figure is already broken and that's a good thing.
What's not is that it's still too much for a prank.
riigghhtt?
attention whore.
lol
poor nanoha
Lol hammer ^^
Vita-chan's revenge..? I guess.
He is still an Ota ;)
He makes excuses for his girlfriend and provokes his readers with posts like this. I like that xD
And: he was drilling this figure for the post, but also because she was leaning.
damn nooooooooooooooooooooo >..<
Or maybe he's just turning to an ero guro fanatic?
/facepalm
Melonpan isn't a bro anymore.
You know what... God bless this guy.
Damn there goes a shit load of money in the trash. Could have sold it or something. HAHAHAHA.
They rejected him too.. Give you $50 for your garbage!
Ahh Don't Destroy! Donate! Ass, I would love to see that shit at the nearest goodwill : )
He should of sold those things!
FUCKER DONT BROKE THAT GIVE TO ME KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *runs to the trash can*
OMG this
makes even cry that fucking Nazi I am
Krepier im kz du arsch
it's a monster.....
This guy seems to be crazy searching for attention, doing these kind of things. The most hateful thing he did was to destroy his figures.
You know... he could have made thousands upon thousands of dollars actually selling that stuff..
I know I would have bought a few, if they were priced well.
i would just sell all that shit...
TexasDude:
He could have sold all that stuff on EBAY or his friends (ex-friends) for thousands of dollars.
Then use that money to pay for much needed real women, lap dances and time in the champagne room.. Go to Vegas... anything.
But its kind of understandable to KILL the memories too.
The tractors not for show....it literally looks like he would have trouble lifting that body pillow.
disapproving mother maybe?
March on otaku soldiers
Wonder what would happen to his wife if he ever got one and he fell out of love with her.
Same thing as Rin-chan? D:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Atleast don't throw Yume Asakura's pillow awayyyyyyyyyyyy :( :( :( :( It was so kawaiii!! ._.
fool!! he could have sold them, think of all the money T^T
I think I have to puke. This is the worst. Really.
lol lol lol
that`s expensive
Another Densha Otoko?
That guy looks like Боби Турбото.
yeah meronpan, burn thos shits!
I would have recomanded that he ebayed them... What a waste of art and money.
would you buy his pillow?
I could understand if you didn't like anime anymore, but it wasn't necassary to destroy all that stuff. It cost money and people like me would've bought it from you. Instead of destroying stuff you don't want anymore, sell it on Amazon or Ebay.
At least sell them you gigantic douche!
How could he? All those beautiful figurines... what did they ever do to him?!
they mock him
Hey everybody, it's a joke... just see him with facebook and his flickr's album...
Oh, and this video was taken 1 month after the news:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVY_sQggFZk
He isn't an idiot, just a funny ronery otaku.
Well I'm an otaku too but I don't think I could do this joke...
at least save the Haruhi-related goodness Haruhi-sama has come again in 2 volumes of the same title >No not endless 8