North Korean rhetoric has reached a new crescendo of violence, with their latest threats being to wipe out a third of Japan’s population in a stroke if Japan “attacks” the wretched slave nation:
“If Japan wages another war of conquest, their whole land will be subject to our retaliatory strike! Japan’s major cities of Tokyo, Osaka, Yokohama, Nagoya and Kyoto are home to over a third of Japan’s population, and house most of its industry.
Should we launch our powerful counterattack, Japan will become a scene of carnage!”
The remarks were published in the “Rodong Sinmun”, or Newspaper of the Workers, which is generally taken to be an official mouthpiece of North Korea’s government, and are thought to be in response to strands of the LDP which would like to see Japan possess the ability to deal with threats to its security before they crystallise into actual aggressive action.
These calls have themselves been provoked chiefly by North Korea repeatedly menacing Japan with its growing missile arsenal.
2ch is less than impressed:
“It’s a declaration of war! w”
“Lucky I live in Gifu. Phew…”
“This little yakuza country is cooking up fights with all kinds of countries. Doesn’t it understand its own position yet?”
“Even if it lost a third of its population, Japan is still vastly stronger, right?”
“With a Hiroshima type blast in Tokyo, most government would cease.”
“Even so, the SDF and American armies would be unaffected. They could still crush North Korea on their own…”
“Why don’t we ask the Zainichi Koreans about this? If you keep sending them remittances and support their games, all you get back is a missile strike. It is splendid to be willing to die for the great general, is it not?”
“Why don’t they try ‘reducing Seoul to a sea of fire’ first?”
“So the Zainichi are no good as hostages then? What a pity their motherland has abandoned them so…”
“Try shooting one into Akihabara, the world’s otaku will turn on you!”
“Talk is cheap. Why don’t you try firing them?”
“Even if Japan becomes a scene of carnage, it can be rebuilt. But North Korea will be wiped from the face of the earth.”
“It would take them days to fuel that many missiles. In the mean time, North Korea would be reduced to ashes.”
“Finally we’ll be able to build Neo-Tokyo…”
“Weak dogs howl the loudest, don’t they? But we’re running out of patience. Anymore idle chatter and they should be annihilated. Hurry up and change the Constitution already…”
“This is great. Soon public opinion will favour Japan having nuclear weapons…”
“What’s up with this crazy country, it sounds like 2ch…”
Via Itai News.
Bellicose threats from North Korea have been one of the major arguments used in favour of eliminating Article Nine of Japan’s US imposed Constitution, which heavily restricts Japan’s ability to defend itself. North Korea seem to be their own worst enemy in most respects…
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Holy shit, didn't know public opinion was that extreme. Though i have to agree with them, in pretty much all cases.
Anyway, it looks like the first mercenaries game is coming true. But i definately think the Americans missed their opportunity, they should have struck while they didn't have ICBM capability. Now its going to be a mess in Japan, S. and N. Korea and possibly China.
Probably going to have to hoof it out of Shanghai back to my hometown of KL in the sweet ol' south of Asia. Neutral and impotent in international affairs as always.
North Korea is the new Cuba or some shit.
I remember when Fidel Castro said he's declare
war on the U.S. if U.S. ever fucked with Cuba.
As if Cuba can do anything. And what would the
U.S. need from Cuba anyway?
North Korea has been talking and talking and
testing and testing. All they do is try and
intimidate other countries. Eventually they will
run into a country who will strike first and
they will feel like sorry sacks of shit.
nope not the north korea but the Vietnam....
I am confused; what do you mean "nope not the north korea but the Vietnam…."?
I mean,the Cuba of the East was Vietnam,not Nokor.....
well my friend if you live in the caribbean you can figure out that just like Puerto Rico, Cuba possesses one of the few natural supplies of the world left because of un-mined and un-scarred environment like clean water,minerals,alloys,fauna,
flora and cigars.which fidel knows everybody wants
If Cuba stops exporting its stuff, there'll be more than just a riot.
Well ,as a military analyst,North Korea don't have a change to fight Japan,in terms of strategy, logistics and Advance weaponry.Despite of Japan Handicap due to their action in World War 2,they can still manage to fend off North Korea.North korea's military doctine were obsolete and with the ancient cold war Era Weaponry....Remember,Japan can develop a Nuclear Bomb within a year if they are permitted to do so...
I like the last two reasons. But Japan and other US allies seem to be in real danger at the moment. If they launch all of their missiles at once, at least one will slip through. NK should really have been invaded years ago, the main problem being China's 'support'.
“Finally we’ll be able to build Neo-Tokyo…”
*facepalm*
*headdesk headdesk headdesk*
*von Karma wall headbutt*
I don't want japan to have military power T_T
They've made an example of my country already!!
Japan focus on manga and anime making...PLease???
I personally would send in Chise.
Its kinda funny how much North Korea is getting absolutely no backing xD
Either way, if they try anything stupid, we all know that there will be a giant hole in the world map where Korea used to be.
I fear my animu might cease to exist. Oh well, it's all moe blobs anyway.
I've had it with Kim Jong Ill and Ahmadinejad...
1 tries to be a god in a land full of poverty and starvation. I watched that discovery channel program where they enter NK and damn... I couldn't bear my rage seeing how the citizens have been brainwashed, even the children too.
1 is a hypocrite throwing **** statements just to make himself looks high and mighty. Last time I read the news that he's trying to get his competitors down in the election for the president through some cunning ways, of course he didn't admit it.
Wish someone could send an assassin like agent47 and end all of this bull...
You're doing it wrong. On this site, the only acceptable assassin is Golgo 13.
LETS BRING OUT THE GUNDAMS
wow, Japan really needs military now.
Seriously though, killing millions of civilians with nukes is just like asking to be wiped off the face of the planet. Righteous countries who are fond of meddling with other countries *cough* would mostly likely join in the fight.
Assuming no one else interfered, countries like the USA would blast North Korea out of existance. Of course if Russia or China interfered, it would be more even. Now if we had a missile shield in America, it would be different, but the stupid politicians just cut it's funding. Perhaps we should change that constitution and get Japan to help us make one?
Missile shield stuff is just a boondoggle. We just don't have the technology required to make anything like that and have it actually work.
It failed most of its tests and those tests it passed, either a) the standards were lowered so that even a kid with a slingshot could pass it, b) they fudged the results.
That's why it needs more funding. The current version sucks but the Western world needs one so people like Korea will fall in line, irregardless of how much it costs.
Maybe John Rambo can Handle them,have you seen the Rambo 4,he kills around 282 Burmese soldier maybe in Rambo 6,he will kill around 666 north korean troops....
North Korea Boast that they have 50,000 Special forces troops,the question is are they well-trained?
“If Japan wages another war of conquest..."
Japan has little to no militaristic power; such an event wouldn't happen in the nest 50 years.
How hard can killing kim jung Il be with his name and face and a working pen, pity kira's dead.
Considering a certain case... if Seoul and/or Tokyo do suffer a certain nuclear strike, if it somehow occurs... rather more importantly Tokyo... anime and manga will suddenly become rather restricted and various individuals and companies will thus vanish.
Danny Choo for one is in Tokyo.
But given how its still quite unlikely, at this stage so far, and that its clear NK isn't that ridiculous as to initiate its own self destruction by really lashing out on its neighbours, which will result in regime termination... something the Great leader would rather not wish for.
Danny Choo getting hit would certainly be the biggest problem.
Of course, the biggest problem about forty million people dying is if anime and dancing stormtroopers are afflicted...
I lol'd.
I wouldn't exactly call this an empty threat as such, given that yes North Korea isn't exactly a world power, but you have to consider who backs them up. If Americans get themselves involved then that just gives an excuse for the Chinese/ Russians to follow suit with the Koreans. It will be the Korean War all over again (stalemate).
This will more than likely instill the other Chinese allies to move countries with American hatred like Iran to strike against Israel.
So if anything it will be the Americans who will need play cautiously here, they may have the Military might but do they want to essentially start a chain of proxy wars. (MGS4 allusion not intended).
AFAIK, both nations condemned the recent nuclear test, which is quite telling. This is a particularly jarring transition for China, as it had been always hesitant on actively speaking out against N. Korea.
There's no doubt N. Korea's one of the most isolated countries in the globe. I'd be amazed if N. Korea pulls a dick move and Russia or China offers backing in any confrontation with the US or S. Korea.
talk is cheap. DO IT FAGGOT!
I feel sorry for the Workers of NK, they're starved half to death by an Elite that don't actually give a damn about them.
I don't really think nuking them is going to help and KJI is something of an expert trash talker at the best of times.
Mind you, Japan could go all Zeon on them and drop a colony on a major city....
Just an idea
lol thats true... "if Japan is attacked, it can be easily rebuilt, if N Korea is attacked, it will be wiped off the map."
it would be nearly impossible to wipe out a heavily developed country like Japan, N Korea can easily be erased off the map, the only things preventing the USA and S Korean forces from doing so is China and the crapload of N Korean artillery pointed at Seoul.
“Finally we’ll be able to build Neo-Tokyo…”
i lol'd hard
As did I.
lol same here..
they do that 2 more times and well get tokyo 3.
FFFFFF yeah
Take it easy.
If North Korea used nuclear weapons, every man, woman, child, animal, plant, and fucking microbe would be nuked out of existence. The moment they crossed that line, they would have to be eradicated for the safety of all other nations.
Then we can turn our attentions to Iran.
I love that image.
“Weak dogs howl the loudest, don’t they? But we’re running out of patience. Anymore idle chatter and they should be annihilated. Hurry up and change the Constitution already…”
I agree to this comment. North Korea will be annihilated and turn Pyongyang into ashes at the might of Amerika and South Korea.
But China supports North Korea, right?
Keep the poor brainwashed NK civilians out of these, faggot. Only Kim Jong-il, the government and its crappy ideology should be wiped out from the face of the earth.
Enjoy the second buttrape of Japan to the Failippines in the next decades once the former revoked its Constitution.
They're only 65 years late.
sauce on picture plz!!!!!!!!!!!!
As long as the USA gets crushed, I am in favor of nuclear war then...(china and Russia will nuke back)
As for those that says that China should be nuked, let's nuke Europe too. Stupid puppets of the USA.
USA = scum of the Earth.
Also, it's about time to eliminate the human race or "control" it.
woot
Failed troll attempt.
Try shooting one into Akihabara, the world’s otaku will turn on you!
Even if Japan becomes a scene of carnage, it can be rebuilt. But North Korea will be wiped from the face of the earth.”
“It would take them days to fuel that many missiles. In the mean time, North Korea would be reduced to ashes.”
“Finally we’ll be able to build Neo-Tokyo…”
Thats just made me laugh so much.
“Try shooting one into Akihabara, the world’s otaku will turn on you!”
north Korea fuck my balls!!
Let's call Yamato ! (Star Blazers)
Or, if Yamato is saving Earth from Deslok, let give a chance to SDF Macross save us.
Excuse me my bad english.
Goddammit North Korea. :(
I'm going to Seoul in 3 weeks and now this? Wtf?
don't see that happening! I mean who are they kidding?
The last quote is basically true. North Korea trolls with the best of them.
Why don't we get Urahara to put up a few pillars around Japan?
those idiots (both in North Korea and 2ch) do not know of the horrors and the destruction nuclear weaponry can bring. Also the two countries being so close, a nuclear warfare will mean a quick swift destruction, for both countries.
Kim Jong Il really wants to bring in a war/diplomatic victory to usher in his youngest son to leadership. He's playing politics with the lives of millions of his countrymen, ethnic brothers in the South, and the people of Japan.
Don't be mistaken, North Korea has the means to retailiate overwhelmingly with thousands of artillery positions aimed at Seoul, SK (which is 20km south of NK), the largest standing military (shitty morale though), and at least a few hundred convential missles aimed at Japan.
There's no way to stop North Korea's initial strike should they chose to go that route. Time after time they've proven they are not a rationally controlled nation so don't think we're all in the clear.
Also NK's nuke capabilities are a joke.
should they launch some kind of attack,the whole otaku world(us,that is) will be against them
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4720227739408864997&ei=eCAjStutKZDm-QGn2PAK&q=north+korea&hl=en [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4720227739408864997&ei=eCAjStutKZDm-QGn2PAK&q=north korea&hl=en]
Does this mean there will be a Grave of the Fireflies 2?
What North Korea doesn't understands is that the entirety of their defense capabilities comes from their nukes. All it takes is a bunch of American agents (and I'm positive the CIA has people in North Korea) sabotaging their nukes and that's it -- the world's most powerful army can then come in and fucking crush them.
North Korea, you know, is like a bratty little kid with a gun. He's dangerous because he can shoot you. But if you can disarm him, he's all yours.
wat punks?! fire at seoul?1 u fucking idiots
seoul is fucking awesome
Asia is so unstable. The whole world is only waiting for a chance to start world war 3. Just wait for a global recession in the future, then there will be the showdown...
Neo-Tokyo The time is nigh
Forum Sarcasm: send in the Star Fox team's Arwings (Star Wolf too :P) to fight and have solid snake assassinate Kim Jong II
Realistic View: North Korea isn't thinking rationally while many countries will stay out of the fight Japan will still have so much more outside support from other countries that it is Overkill
its like the earth having its orbit collide with the asteroid belt
north Korea as the Chinese backing = _= who have nukes >> and im pretty sure theyd take in the U.S bases into account and fk them up 2...... and the last time i checked japan was a otaku country and btw norht korea will just die in war >> the food it has is from OTHER COUNTRIES so if they go 2 war all that food stops and NK starves
“With a Hiroshima type blast in Tokyo, most government would cease.”
I don't think they make nukes that small anymore, if they're goona use one, they're gonna use a big one. Hundreds of kilotons...
Love the Paranoia Agent-like image <3
So, if Japan tries to invade Korea by military force and wage war, then Korea will retaliate by attacking Japan. What's so outrageous about that? And judging from the quote “If Japan wages another war of conquest..." I can only assume that the original article was making reference to the Empire of Japan's role in World War II.
Kind of funny how they are subtlely admitting their dependence on America to avenge them.
godzilla is scarier than north korea w
Nuke to Jap and Nuke 2 NK= ULtimo Carnage.. then the world would be a better place
it time for all Otaku's All over the world to support and protect the holy lands, we must rise up and defend the the lands that gave us more in one lifetime, If Korea must attack then we must rise up and give out lives so future generations will still be able to enjoy the beauty that was almost destroyed once but was quickly restore beyond expectations that no other country before could ever dream...
When the time comes will you support to keep the holy lands as pure as you can or will it be a forgotten a memory.
There are more Otaku in the world to surpass the china's army and the American military.
Kim Jong-Il's haircut is scarier than Godzilla
Good, if they do anything the rest of the world including the countries that matter like the U.S., Europe, China, Russia, etc., etc. will flat out destroy it.
Korean girls have dog faces, good riddance..
Ugh, time to bring out Gurren Lagann
It wouldn't be nice for Japan to get bombed again after what happened in WW2 D:
Does this kinda remind anyone of Eden of the East?
LOL. Time for me to bring in my A-bombs with Chinese and Russian support to gag North Korea. Seriously these guys will start WWIII with the Americans accusing China and Russians supporting them fully, even though China and Russia has expressed concerns about this 'project'.
Time to give them a few sucker punches and tell them to behave.
Is N. Korean in cahoots with some other country? Or does it really think that they can conquer the rest of the world on its own without destroying the world in the process? If hypothetically they do declare war with nukes, the rest of the world would immediately take the side opposing them, seeing as they're endangering the world with their ambitious stupidity.
i guess this will turn into World War 3?
I wonder how long they intend on threatening everyone? Everyone's starting to get bored already.
Japan has the most powerful army on the world: OTAKUS
Even if they would send a nuke and destroy Japan it would be much of an success. You know why!?
Cuz japan invented stuff while Korea made copies
So in the long run, who do you think really win.
One guy with a stick or the other one with a stick that got a flamethrower attached to it...
JESUS CHRIST LEAVE JAPAN ALONE
HAVEN'T THEY BEEN NUKED ENOUGH?
GO PICK ON AUSTRALIA OR SOMETHING
NOOOO leave us aussie's alone we havent done anything !!!!!!!!!!! for the love of god not the drop bears T_T
not the kangaroos! DX
Not the dingos! T_T
THIS IS SOO FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! I HAVE A WHOLE FAMILY UP THERE, ALL MY FUCKING RELATIVES, AND I'M SURE MANY OTHER'S DO THAT LIVES OUTSIDE OF JAPAN! FUCK LAY ONE FINGER ON THE COUNTRY THEY WILL BE FUCKING GONE!!!1 WIPED OFF THE GLOBE!!!! FUCK YOU NORTH KOREA!!!!!
There's people who actually live in North Korea. Why you'd wish for the complete annihilation of a nation is beyond me.
Needs moar capslock.
We should get Kimjeong into anime and hentai so he never even DREAMS about wanting to send a single missile at japan again.
I'm sure if we get a otaku communist leader he's going to fill his country with moe >.>
North Koreans are bunch of bastards because they want to take over the world for bad reason.
they should die!
Japanese are some nice people.
they should have Linebarrels of Iron robots.
the japanese are gonna call out their gundams and bio-engineered soldiers to pwn these commies!
The north korean government played too much starcraft.
north korea doesn't have starcraft. In fact most people don't even get internet.
NK been sitting on there spectrum's playing missile defence for so long they have started to think they can really stop the world from raining down upon them.
Japan should bomb NK with MRE's and record the results (in b4 "Meals Rejected by Everyone", when you are starving...). When Dear Reader begins sputtering, THEN make with the USAF B2/Bunker Busters and Japan's SDF spotting targets on the ground.
incoherent?