North Korea: “We’ll Kill a Third of Japan’s Population!”

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North Korean rhetoric has reached a new crescendo of violence, with their latest threats being to wipe out a third of Japan’s population in a stroke if Japan “attacks” the wretched slave nation:

“If Japan wages another war of conquest, their whole land will be subject to our retaliatory strike! Japan’s major cities of Tokyo, Osaka, Yokohama, Nagoya and Kyoto are home to over a third of Japan’s population, and house most of its industry.

Should we launch our powerful counterattack, Japan will become a scene of carnage!”

The remarks were published in the “Rodong Sinmun”, or Newspaper of the Workers, which is generally taken to be an official mouthpiece of North Korea’s government, and are thought to be in response to strands of the LDP which would like to see Japan possess the ability to deal with threats to its security before they crystallise into actual aggressive action.

These calls have themselves been provoked chiefly by North Korea repeatedly menacing Japan with its growing missile arsenal.

2ch is less than impressed:

“It’s a declaration of war! w”

“Lucky I live in Gifu. Phew…”

“This little yakuza country is cooking up fights with all kinds of countries. Doesn’t it understand its own position yet?”

“Even if it lost a third of its population, Japan is still vastly stronger, right?”

“With a Hiroshima type blast in Tokyo, most government would cease.”

“Even so, the SDF and American armies would be unaffected. They could still crush North Korea on their own…”

“Why don’t we ask the Zainichi Koreans about this? If you keep sending them remittances and support their games, all you get back is a missile strike. It is splendid to be willing to die for the great general, is it not?”

“Why don’t they try ‘reducing Seoul to a sea of fire’ first?”

“So the Zainichi are no good as hostages then? What a pity their motherland has abandoned them so…”

“Try shooting one into Akihabara, the world’s otaku will turn on you!”

“Talk is cheap. Why don’t you try firing them?”

“Even if Japan becomes a scene of carnage, it can be rebuilt. But North Korea will be wiped from the face of the earth.”

“It would take them days to fuel that many missiles. In the mean time, North Korea would be reduced to ashes.”

“Finally we’ll be able to build Neo-Tokyo…”

“Weak dogs howl the loudest, don’t they? But we’re running out of patience. Anymore idle chatter and they should be annihilated. Hurry up and change the Constitution already…”

“This is great. Soon public opinion will favour Japan having nuclear weapons…”

“What’s up with this crazy country, it sounds like 2ch…”

Via Itai News.

Bellicose threats from North Korea have been one of the major arguments used in favour of eliminating Article Nine of Japan’s US imposed Constitution, which heavily restricts Japan’s ability to defend itself. North Korea seem to be their own worst enemy in most respects…


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    Comment by A Zabber
    01:49 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Holy shit, didn't know public opinion was that extreme. Though i have to agree with them, in pretty much all cases.

    Anyway, it looks like the first mercenaries game is coming true. But i definately think the Americans missed their opportunity, they should have struck while they didn't have ICBM capability. Now its going to be a mess in Japan, S. and N. Korea and possibly China.

    Probably going to have to hoof it out of Shanghai back to my hometown of KL in the sweet ol' south of Asia. Neutral and impotent in international affairs as always.

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    Comment by aprilius20
    02:00 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like the last two reasons. But Japan and other US allies seem to be in real danger at the moment. If they launch all of their missiles at once, at least one will slip through. NK should really have been invaded years ago, the main problem being China's 'support'.

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    Comment by Loli Star
    02:17 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    North Korea is the new Cuba or some shit.
    I remember when Fidel Castro said he's declare
    war on the U.S. if U.S. ever fucked with Cuba.

    As if Cuba can do anything. And what would the
    U.S. need from Cuba anyway?

    North Korea has been talking and talking and
    testing and testing. All they do is try and
    intimidate other countries. Eventually they will
    run into a country who will strike first and
    they will feel like sorry sacks of shit.

    Comment by Panzernekko
    02:23 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nope not the north korea but the Vietnam....

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:21 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am confused; what do you mean "nope not the north korea but the Vietnam…."?

    Comment by panzernekko
    01:59 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I mean,the Cuba of the East was Vietnam,not Nokor.....

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    Comment by Ponky14
    13:03 02/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    well my friend if you live in the caribbean you can figure out that just like Puerto Rico, Cuba possesses one of the few natural supplies of the world left because of un-mined and un-scarred environment like clean water,minerals,alloys,fauna,
    flora and cigars.which fidel knows everybody wants

    Comment by liveevil
    08:04 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If Cuba stops exporting its stuff, there'll be more than just a riot.

    Comment by Panzernekko
    02:16 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well ,as a military analyst,North Korea don't have a change to fight Japan,in terms of strategy, logistics and Advance weaponry.Despite of Japan Handicap due to their action in World War 2,they can still manage to fend off North Korea.North korea's military doctine were obsolete and with the ancient cold war Era Weaponry....Remember,Japan can develop a Nuclear Bomb within a year if they are permitted to do so...

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    Comment by Aldwin30
    00:35 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't want japan to have military power T_T
    They've made an example of my country already!!
    Japan focus on manga and anime making...PLease???

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    Comment by Supakitsune
    00:35 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *facepalm*
    *headdesk headdesk headdesk*
    *von Karma wall headbutt*

    Comment by Onizuki
    00:15 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I personally would send in Chise.

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    Comment by Maikeru
    00:45 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Its kinda funny how much North Korea is getting absolutely no backing xD

    Either way, if they try anything stupid, we all know that there will be a giant hole in the world map where Korea used to be.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:53 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've had it with Kim Jong Ill and Ahmadinejad...

    1 tries to be a god in a land full of poverty and starvation. I watched that discovery channel program where they enter NK and damn... I couldn't bear my rage seeing how the citizens have been brainwashed, even the children too.

    1 is a hypocrite throwing **** statements just to make himself looks high and mighty. Last time I read the news that he's trying to get his competitors down in the election for the president through some cunning ways, of course he didn't admit it.

    Wish someone could send an assassin like agent47 and end all of this bull...

    Comment by kimoi
    02:15 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're doing it wrong. On this site, the only acceptable assassin is Golgo 13.

    Comment by Human Shuriken
    01:12 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    “Finally we’ll be able to build Neo-Tokyo…”

    Comment by liveevil
    01:09 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I fear my animu might cease to exist. Oh well, it's all moe blobs anyway.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:40 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LETS BRING OUT THE GUNDAMS

    Comment by skynet
    05:58 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Assuming no one else interfered, countries like the USA would blast North Korea out of existance. Of course if Russia or China interfered, it would be more even. Now if we had a missile shield in America, it would be different, but the stupid politicians just cut it's funding. Perhaps we should change that constitution and get Japan to help us make one?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:32 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Missile shield stuff is just a boondoggle. We just don't have the technology required to make anything like that and have it actually work.

    It failed most of its tests and those tests it passed, either a) the standards were lowered so that even a kid with a slingshot could pass it, b) they fudged the results.

    Comment by skynet
    07:22 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's why it needs more funding. The current version sucks but the Western world needs one so people like Korea will fall in line, irregardless of how much it costs.

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    Comment by shinaykahn
    07:15 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    don't see that happening! I mean who are they kidding?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:46 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously though, killing millions of civilians with nukes is just like asking to be wiped off the face of the planet. Righteous countries who are fond of meddling with other countries *cough* would mostly likely join in the fight.

    Comment by しゃな
    04:07 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow, Japan really needs military now.

    Comment by Panzernekko
    02:30 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe John Rambo can Handle them,have you seen the Rambo 4,he kills around 282 Burmese soldier maybe in Rambo 6,he will kill around 666 north korean troops....

    North Korea Boast that they have 50,000 Special forces troops,the question is are they well-trained?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:45 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    “If Japan wages another war of conquest..."
    Japan has little to no militaristic power; such an event wouldn't happen in the nest 50 years.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:48 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How hard can killing kim jung Il be with his name and face and a working pen, pity kira's dead.

    Comment by Kokuto
    18:29 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Considering a certain case... if Seoul and/or Tokyo do suffer a certain nuclear strike, if it somehow occurs... rather more importantly Tokyo... anime and manga will suddenly become rather restricted and various individuals and companies will thus vanish.

    Danny Choo for one is in Tokyo.

    But given how its still quite unlikely, at this stage so far, and that its clear NK isn't that ridiculous as to initiate its own self destruction by really lashing out on its neighbours, which will result in regime termination... something the Great leader would rather not wish for.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:51 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Danny Choo getting hit would certainly be the biggest problem.

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    Comment by Artefact
    09:55 31/05/2009 # ! Incandescent

    Of course, the biggest problem about forty million people dying is if anime and dancing stormtroopers are afflicted...

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    Comment by KajunBowser
    15:44 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I lol'd.

    Comment by plmko
    18:57 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wouldn't exactly call this an empty threat as such, given that yes North Korea isn't exactly a world power, but you have to consider who backs them up. If Americans get themselves involved then that just gives an excuse for the Chinese/ Russians to follow suit with the Koreans. It will be the Korean War all over again (stalemate).

    This will more than likely instill the other Chinese allies to move countries with American hatred like Iran to strike against Israel.

    So if anything it will be the Americans who will need play cautiously here, they may have the Military might but do they want to essentially start a chain of proxy wars. (MGS4 allusion not intended).

    Comment by Anne Onymous
    19:26 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    AFAIK, both nations condemned the recent nuclear test, which is quite telling. This is a particularly jarring transition for China, as it had been always hesitant on actively speaking out against N. Korea.

    There's no doubt N. Korea's one of the most isolated countries in the globe. I'd be amazed if N. Korea pulls a dick move and Russia or China offers backing in any confrontation with the US or S. Korea.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:57 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    talk is cheap. DO IT FAGGOT!

    Comment by elc
    16:51 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol thats true... "if Japan is attacked, it can be easily rebuilt, if N Korea is attacked, it will be wiped off the map."

    it would be nearly impossible to wipe out a heavily developed country like Japan, N Korea can easily be erased off the map, the only things preventing the USA and S Korean forces from doing so is China and the crapload of N Korean artillery pointed at Seoul.

    Comment by Steve Hester (UK)
    16:45 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I feel sorry for the Workers of NK, they're starved half to death by an Elite that don't actually give a damn about them.

    I don't really think nuking them is going to help and KJI is something of an expert trash talker at the best of times.

    Mind you, Japan could go all Zeon on them and drop a colony on a major city....

    Just an idea

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:10 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    “Finally we’ll be able to build Neo-Tokyo…”

    i lol'd hard

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by anon gmt+8
    17:41 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol same here..

    they do that 2 more times and well get tokyo 3.

    FFFFFF yeah

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:37 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Take it easy.

    Comment by NTX
    23:20 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They're only 65 years late.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:04 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If North Korea used nuclear weapons, every man, woman, child, animal, plant, and fucking microbe would be nuked out of existence. The moment they crossed that line, they would have to be eradicated for the safety of all other nations.

    Then we can turn our attentions to Iran.

    Comment by Daisuke.exe
    22:41 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I love that image.

    Comment by Hexilion
    23:51 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    sauce on picture plz!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Comment by metatron
    22:15 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    “Weak dogs howl the loudest, don’t they? But we’re running out of patience. Anymore idle chatter and they should be annihilated. Hurry up and change the Constitution already…”

    I agree to this comment. North Korea will be annihilated and turn Pyongyang into ashes at the might of Amerika and South Korea.

    But China supports North Korea, right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:02 01/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Keep the poor brainwashed NK civilians out of these, faggot. Only Kim Jong-il, the government and its crappy ideology should be wiped out from the face of the earth.

    Enjoy the second buttrape of Japan to the Failippines in the next decades once the former revoked its Constitution.

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    Comment by rozen
    22:07 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As long as the USA gets crushed, I am in favor of nuclear war then...(china and Russia will nuke back)

    As for those that says that China should be nuked, let's nuke Europe too. Stupid puppets of the USA.

    USA = scum of the Earth.

    Also, it's about time to eliminate the human race or "control" it.

    Comment by A Zabber
    Comment by Anonymous
    21:13 31/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Failed troll attempt.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:06 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    “Try shooting one into Akihabara, the world’s otaku will turn on you!”

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    Comment by SyaoranLi
    20:30 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    north Korea fuck my balls!!











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