Conceptual images of how K-ON!‘s moesome quartet would appear like on a likely future otaku marketing item, tissue boxes, have been prepared.
Considering the importance of paper tissues to the otaku market, and the production in April of the $200 Haruhi Tissues, we can safely assume that tissue boxes emblazoned with the girls’ likenesses are destined for the marketplace sometime in the future.
Mio’s dual use box characteristically says: “Um…!”
“Don’t pull so hard!”
“It sure looks goopy, doesn’t it…”
“Ehehe…good job!”
Tissue boxes so decorated are definitely nothing new, although traditionally are made into square-shaped boxes with equally sized images on all sides, as were the Haruhi tissues.
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If K-ON! tissues came out, I would buy them... And like Maigo44, I would most likely waste them on its intended use*.
*See Comment #01
LOL on yui signature xD
Mio owned!!! all the way !!!
i'd buy yui's box
but was i the only one who thought they all come on the 4 sides of the box?
So.....how many things can you actually do with a tissue box?
If you're talking about the Mio one, probably anything.
Such a holy thing.. i can't use it to wipe my sperm...
I will use these tissues on days when I haven't jacked off for three days straight.
People would immediately think that buying this would be stupid...and i agree with that..but why would a tissue box have a higher price because of fucking images???...... It's not like it came from god or something..maybe the tissues came from the 2d world!! WHOOOAAWWWW amazing...
If you are true otaku that dosen't matter
That's where the problem is. He probably isn't and thinks that it's dumb but it is not. xD Well lets leave him dream that he is actually an otaku. xD
i'd buy some
nice item for the handjob!
I must be the only person interested in their signatures..
not anymore. i wonder if the seiyus did the sigs or some dude...
It's in the second manga extra.
I'm interested. Namely that Ritsu's is in English and Mio's actually looks like an autograph.
Haha, that's great.
Must have!!...
*Nose explodes with blood*
MUST BUY YUI TISSUE BOX!!!
Meh tooez. xD
I r a fanz of Yui. xD
I don't get why only Mio has a fanservice-ish box, but nobody else does. I'm sure the K-On fanboys would have appreciated it.
But personally I don't like the series, so I couldn't care less. :/
These look more than a bit shopped.
They are indeed Photoshop creations, as I alluded to in the text of the post and in the presence of the 'Photoshop' tag on it...
What I don't get is, why is Mio's box of tissues a fanservice shot when everyone else's is normal? Either you service all of them or not.
I find these tissues twice as offensive now.
I don't get it. Is there supposed to be innuendo on these?
i like the idea of these being metal based...easier to clean and such
The claning use of Mio Akayima its the more sexy, why the other are not it?
they only appear the faces and nonposes sexys
I think you didn't know what's actually happening on their lower body parts... especially Yui..
Haha, I'd love to get Yui one... but the price. =_="
Surely this can hardly be considered innovative, besides the captions and small illustrations accompanying them. Minor merchandise such is this is sure to appear in even larger quantities, though will it be innovative in a more drastic way still remains a question to dwell about.
MIO FTW!!!!!
That things is good for my bass string cleaning
I want a box with azusa on it, and it better say:
a-no....
just like before she got raped by ritsu at the end of the latest ep.
Mio is the least favorite for me personally.
Do want Tsumugi box.
You sir, fail.
Everyone has their own personal preference,dude.
At least s/he didn't say she hate Mio. (Just saying that because s/he likes Mugi =w=)
Hahahahaha. Awesome. Very tongue-in-cheek too.
If these actually existed...well, I *might* buy them.
Impressed to see Ritsu's putting a romanized signature.. :3
And imagine fapping with those tissue and just noticed that Mugi is watching you with that look.
..and where the heck is my Azusa tissue box..?
Sawa-chan...
Hmm...
Interesting... but (if) one had artistic skills or even photoshop creative skills...
Couldn't one (just) buy an appropriate sized box and (add) those original qwerks themselves? O.o?
Just wondering you know...
(Why)... are you (typing)... like (this)
Shush, we don't want mindless consumers to know that!
oooops...
~ yea, your right!
For all boys/girls fans of K-ON Play with your self untill you can no longer carry on.
Strange, Mio seems she tempting me to "use" her!
well we know which box is gonna sell the most.
~ The one with the added (soft) feel lotion?
>~
Stop that shit.
>Some shonen shit icon
Get out.
Thanks.. knee-san...
@ IRAGEDSOHARD: Yea, so it is.. big deal
I guess, I should clear the air some...
1. Nope not leaving, I like it here...
2. I'm a guy, and allot older than you think! and I like... the Character in question ~ which is represented within my avatar.
Suffer!
you're telling Deth to get out but your avatar is blushing at least make up your mind
FAP-ON!
lol
I laughed.
So did I.
Also, Yui = superior.
Me too...
Me three.
Also me agrees with you totally. xD
Awesome. Do want.
The Mio version seems quite made for fapping at the box itself...
well they did say it was a dual use box
Indeed. It's a 2-in-1 deal.
"Here's some tissues, and here's some fapable material. The rest is up to you."
Fap to the box, then pull out some tissues to clear any trace!
Lol, well put sir. The Mio box does seem unfairly better than the others.
to sneeze on them
To catch all of the tears they shed while humping a pillow.
Don't pull so hard!
haruhi tissues are superior came from God
God came?
... and it snowed.
loled
very spensive The haruhi tissues
is more espensive to the hirano aya's concert XDDDDD
My english is ugly excuse me .... buy i'm mexican XDDDDD
Spanish: a ver si consigo dinero para traerlos hasta aca a mexico XDD
oh..Rly?
and What materials do they use? Gold?
Not even with prostitute!?
OBJECTION!
Otakus only masturbate; they don't have sex.
(Yes, I know it's not true, but I just felt like saying that.)
Why buy temporary good time while one can get long good time from a 2D figure?
Mio's tissue box should have shimapan stipped tissues.
... and as you can tell by knee-san's avatar...
~ she's thinking of a elegant response....
OH hell... change that... I (meant) O.O... damned eyesight! >.<
My apologies...
Especially made for cleaning cums after Masturbation or Sex LOLz!
... ahh o.o your welcome..
and you what?
… Now its seems that …knee-san’s avatar… just gave you h/her response... and without even responding...
Damn you two!!
thanks death, aw i mean deth X)
and yes nee-san
its made up of gold and laced with stfu
a joke!
I'm not really sure but I'm going to ask her sometime
Is it me or Knee-san's avatar is that petanko fujoshi from Darker Than Black..?
Maidniac: yes very good observation indeed..
O.o: .....stares.....
"That's a sexual harrassment!!!" X3
I'm fairly sure Mio's tissue box has... Unorthodox uses.
If by that you mean, takig out your penis and sticking the said biological copulation transfer device into it and then achieving a state of unhinged satisfaction into it, then yes, it has unorthodox uses.
Cardboard has a tendency to chafe the tallywhacker though. :\
Know from experience?
Do you *really* want to know?? o_0
XD Oh, you.
I like Yui's the best.
Be careful importing the mio box one into the usa might end up getting jail time :p
So far, only in Iowa.
Funny how Iowa's one of the few states to legalize gay marriage too. You'd figure they'd be a little more liberal about 2-D drawings.
Reverse-progression?!1
Congress.
They don't want gay men to turn straight due to Loli, i guess..?
Btw... in the ritsu version, "nuku" can also mean masterbate, i.e. don't masterbate too much.
Basically the same connotation as "jerk off."
Now I only have to unleash the wrath of the monkeys hiding on everyone's bathrooms and then...
Am I the only one that noticed that they misspelled Ritsu name?
Fail.
It's a perfectly valid method of romanization for Japanese readers, although kunrei-shiki method is never used by foreigners.
They did not misspell it. つ can be romanized as tu (commonly used by the Japanese) as well as tsu (commonly used here in the west).
A fine example of why romanizing Japanese sucks.