Woman Blows Off Boyfriend’s Penis with Firecrackers
- Categories: International, News
- Date: May 26, 2009 05:01 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Crime, Marriage, Murder, Penis Abuse, Relationships, Russia
A woman has been arrested after she tied firecrackers to her boyfriend’s penis whilst he was sleeping and set them off, as she was enraged that he turned down her offer of marriage.
The Russian couple had apparently been dating for two years, and the woman felt confident enough to propose.
However, her boyfriend (33) refused, undiplomatically telling her he would rather return to his first wife and their son.
His girlfriend was infuriated by this, and hatched a plan of incredible viciousness. When her former lover was in the process of moving out to return to his former wife, she invited him to a farewell dinner, there plying him with much food and drink.
Soon he fell asleep, and his jilted lover took her chance to avenge herself. She tied several firecrackers to his penis, and lit them. They exploded with catastrophic effects.
The man was hospitalised immediately and is said to be fighting for his life. It seems probable that he was completely emasculated by the attack.
If he survives, his ex-lover will face a sentence of up to twelve years, though if he dies murder charges seem likely.
Via Heaven.
If we discount circumcision, it seems Russia is the leading nation when it comes to penis abuse…
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Now this is what Borat calls a 'romantic sexual explosion of the khram', literally.
Russians are crazy...
Man whats wrong with Russian women these days, are they so eager to blow off guys penis like that?
Adding to list, don't date Russian chicks, may get penis destroyed.
lol best
In Soviet Russia, woman explod-in cock!
About that girl
Trick and penis tide
You blow him,then he cried
Now,you can't see him every night
Freed
Not you
Not you
Not youu
Oh man....as much as no one cares, the headline coupled with that selected photo made me laugh till my sides hurt.
Indeed. What a combination. I had to look at it for a while to comprehend the true magnitude of all the implications... epic.
russia, crazy like japan, only more morbid
The ultimate blowjob
and it really blow away his dick
First, Johnny Taker
Then, Johnny Driller
Now, Johnny Exploder?
Just reading the title cracks me up (>_<)# wahahahaha
in russia woman kill penis!!
better dont make contact with them...
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
From the russian penis related news on this site, this is by far the worst. My God, women. Someone should stick a firecracker up her vag and lit it. Vengeance. x(
Fire in the hole!...LOL
Tricks of yellow press.
I read the originals of all *russian penis abuse* news. It looks like all articles were written by the one person, they have similar structure and speech token. http://life.ru/news/101305 here you can see some kind of sick-list with which the author tried to proof truth of his tale, as you can see it looks as if it was made by first-form boy.
Same with Men Gang Rape Porcupine...http://life.ru/news/91305
Tamaya~!
+1
In Soviet Russia...fuck it, shit happens
Guess the poor guy went off with a bang...
lol...doesnt this make ya wanna avoid getting intimate with russians?
Imagine the feeling of getting your balls kicked. Now compare it to having your balls blown... Damn! that hurts... Always stay alert when it comes to sleeping
It appears no penis in russia is safe anymore....
Men are violent, women are crazy. That is how the world works. IF you do not agree, go be violent or crazy to make me right.
Only 12 years? She basically ended his life, she should be behind bars forever.
Oh no that's if he survives. If he dies, murder is 5-7, parole in 3.
Women are scary......no wonder so many dudes turn gay LOL!!!
bitches be crasy
Just in time for the 4th of July...
Hey, is Russia trying to compete against Japan or what?
In soviet russia penis blow up you
lol what is with all these news *runs away*
KABOOM! Surprise!
If he dies = SHE'LL GET LESS. 5 to 7, to be exact, parole in 3. Russian justice so just.
Crazy lady.
just twelve years?????? JUST TWELVE SHE DESERVES 1000000000YEARS
Russian females have a serious mental problems, if you ask me...
We didn't but you're right.
Well at least this time the method used to mutilate the genitals was more creative.
BAHAHAHAHAH when i read the title it just made me laugh. What up with these women. Recently we been hearing about women trying to hack of the men's penis wow im hating being a man more and more.... I feel sorry for the men that has that happen to them.
Hey, I would've blown his penis off, too, but then again, I wouldn't have dated him for 2 years or proposed, so....
Hell hath no fury like a Russian woman scorned...
Agh. Better just to die in that situation than live as a eunuch.
AHAHAH its hilarious !!!!
Shit, where this world is going? One man cuts off his penis, second swallow(!) penis of his friend, wives blow up penises on their husbands...
Also I'm want to say, than not all russian women are so cruel, most of them are kind and sweet. ~_^
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indeed..surprising hahaha
Oh god I hope the event really looked like that pic.
Russians.....
Ok, It's official, I am NEVER going to date any russians in this lifetime.
+1
And in the next one as well,and the one after that,and ...
Oh those crazy Ruskies.
He had two stories, and now he's going to live without any forever now haha...
But jeezzz... peoples stupidity has no limits. Penis is one of the most delicate part of human (mans) body, and yet she didn't realize of with what she endangered him, or maybe she did and she just tried to kill him.
I thought it's obvious that if you cut it out you will bleed to death in split of minutes, gosh...
And think that it's not a first of similar 'penis castration' cases, and perhaps we cannot say the last one...
Just don't know what to say.. These articles really can teach you what you shouldn't do in real life or of what to be scared of, though can seem to be ridiculous.
Three rules of life:
1. Never eat at a cafe called "Mom's"
2. Never sleep with anyone crazier than you.
3. (I can never remember rule #3. Maybe that's why my life is less than optimal.)
We have a cafe called Mom's near here. What's your reasoning?
"not until you've eaten your vegetables, young man."
Russian women strike again.
+2 for Russia.
ow .. just ow
so lets see we have coverd cut, bit,spiked with porkupine and now explosives...
what next? Thermal Nuke? wolfe? Dog?
You've forgotten the drill
I believe we didn't have chemicals yet... or how about cooked/boiled/barbecue'd?
ooow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-OW..
one word: "acid."
"sentence of up to twelve years"
Now that's justice!
When i first read it, i thought it was just one of those S&M plays gone bad. LOOOOOL Russia.
What? From the stuff we've seen here, most of it has been originated from vengeful women.
But on this specific case, it's just far too excessive. She clearly deserves the 12 years she gets. If a man did that to a woman i'd bet he'd get worse because of the clamoring of women's rights groups.
Props to Russia for this one. I won't wonder if Russia treats men and women as equals because of their socialist[or is it communist?] past. [Or maybe it's because their women look and are as strong as men?]
IF he dies, she's out in 3. That's only if he lives.
Im starting to get fearful of women.
2D FTW!!!
Hmmm, even yanderes? (though to -me- it's yandere > tsundere) :D
Note to self: Don't marry a Russian.
Was thinking the exact same thing, lol.
He went out with a bang.
"..and the woman felt confident enough to PROPOSE."
"However, her boyfriend (33) REFUSED.."
"If he survives, his WIFE will face a sentence...."
Tsk..tsk, must be a self-proclaimed "wife" i guess. As a conclussion of all these penis mutilation articles in Sancon; we should never sleep with any women in Russia, make it our own wives, girlfriends or blind dates..
Enough.
Americans, please, just conquer Russia already....
Yes, please, civilize that shitty country.
Then more men will get porcupines needles on their penises..
Americans become Russian in a matter of years then. Do you really want that?
"They exploded with catastrophic effects."
:(
scary
That fills “Your Head Asplode” with a kind of new scary meaning.
He came rainbows..
So all the weird shit doesn't originate from Japan? :O
Japan prefers to keep most of it in fiction.
thats my home baby
Penis Abuse, huh?
That's Russia for you!
I'll make sure I receive some form of electric shock every time my mind even garners the curious notion of visiting Russia.
The picture was awesome, but hell if this article wasn't screwed up... death by penisrocket... :D
The pic is indeed awesome!
"If he survives, his wife will face a sentence of up to twelve years, though if he dies murder charges seem likely."
up to twelve years.. she should get life imo. having no penis is as good as being dead
QFT
gg Russia. Yet again.
RUSSIA!!!!
lol at the pic BOOM!!
Russia ftw.
yay
russian womans 3
russian man penis 0
Porcupine 1
Don't forget the porcupine.
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/20/men-gang-rape-porcupine-porcupine-rapes-back/
There are so many tragic penis accidents on sankaku, always mnakes me laugh!
Love the article pic by the way EPIC!
Russia is always gg.
Woman: Hun
Man : Yes sweetie?
((woman lights up fire crackers))
Woman: HAPPY NEW YEAR >:D
Apparently King of Hentai Gods thinks not with his brain.
russian womans 3
russian man penis 0
if i remember well this is the third story of russian womans doing something to the russian mans in their parts, right ?
haha get a dutch wife instead
Hence, in Soviet Russia, you should hire bodyguards for your penis.
"If we discount circumcision, it seems Russia is the leading nation when it comes to penis abuse…"
*woman ties firecracker to boyfriend's member. firecracker reads : "From Russia With Love". KA-BOOM.*
#1. Men shouldn't migrate to Russia.
#2. Russian men should have metal underwear.
#3. If #1 and #2 are not possible, migrate out of Russia.
#4. If #3 is not possible either, get a sex change.
#5. If all else fails.... good luck, mate. :D
In Soviet Russia woman hurts you!
arghh...Best I could come up with
I... I'm gonna cu~... oh shit.. BOOM!
1st dun get Russian wife, no matter how beautiful & sexy she is.
2nd the Wife get arrested instead of the bitch who set the fire crackers? what a successful revenge...
"If he survives, his ex-lover will face a sentence of up to twelve years, though if he dies murder charges seem likely."
Read.
all these stories about penis abuse from Russia
Evidently no penis is safe in Russia.....