Oppai Pillows Promise Heavenly Headrests
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- Date: May 26, 2009 02:07 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Dakimakura, Marketing, Oppai, Otaku, Ronery
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That first picture looks like they're having a staff meeting.
"Ladies, if we waste anymore time on 'weeaboo,' we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month!"
I WANT
This... is... BRILLIANT!!!!
do they have Mio version?
Well,
I guess the (next) step would be (for those who can afford it)...
Is to shell out about $10K USD <---(rounded figure mind you) and go all out and purchase a "Candy Girl".
Because the way those are being made, sooner or later, they will be mechanically inclined to function within the scope of those who wish to have sensual contact without the (fear)? of disease, betrayal, and becoming romantically involved.
~ True?
Last pic.
are epic.
Haha, imagine a female otaku version of those pillows
All I can think of is the Kagami sponge...
Perhaps that poor 2ch denizen can finally have his wish, albeit not at bathtime.
This idea remains undeveloped enough to not arise much interest in expected to do so audiences. Regretably it proves to be nothing that special, rather than a slightly bigger and filled with fluf oppai mouse pad. It is also amuzing to note how trying to cover up their yet uperfected idea, they have went with bigger packages, simply because putting two unshaped lumps of material, is usually considered a good job. Not like the other end of the oppai skale, where much precision is needed in order to convince the future buyer. Many wait with anticipation, for further development in this area.
wanna one of them >....<
DO WANT!
Wonder how a Nagi-sama's oppai pillow would look like... :3
... like an ordinary dakimakura, maybe? She's DFC, FFS. (´∀`)
Its a lumpy pillow...
want. really want.
Also...LOL @ last 3 pictures
DO WANT
...........
This is weird...........
"Mom, I am marrying this pillow".
pillows + otakus fappers = laundry every day.
Anyone who buys one of these will be a virgin for the rest of there sad little lives.
This is cool. breasts are a bit too big for my tastes but I like the idea. Too bad they're not full body size. Well I don't mind my flat chests.
Do want and indeed do need...i mean RIGHT AWAY!!!
Well, women have MAN SHOULDER PILLOW. Why not a man have WOMEN ANIME BREAST PILLOW. Both still function the same!!!
I want it! Give me ALL THE WARM that I need right now!
is there a watered version?
WIN!!
Why Iam I in the last picture?! lol
pffff I'll just use the real F-Cup of mein gf.
Don't think! Feel!
But, isn't it a little sad? Anons?
i buy this ..
definetly gonna go for B or C sized
A is a no no lolz ..
hmm a D is fine too get suffocated too <3
DO NEED!!! 8DDDDDDD
Needs improvement. The breasts do not "separate".
I can finally sleep in heaven XD
aaahhh... i'll buy it at a high price!
stranger! stranger! now that's a weapon!
The beginning of a new makura era, perhaps ?
There is one before this, and this one have 'cherries' and also in fullbody form :)
http://heiseidemocracy.com/2007/12/01/ero-goods-review-toranoanas-purichichi-enhanced-chest-dakimakura-01-shiratori-amane/
Yes, soon all the full body makuras will have realistic oppai and ass.
We have those epic sex dolls for that.
Making them cheaper is the thing to do.
The sex dolls look bad though (for me at least). I think I'd prefer a traditional body pillow with the oppai and ass modification.
This is the second step towards sex androids!
Alright.........that's just
taking shit too far.
I love the idea of oppai mousepads
and Dakimakura...shit i don't even have
pillows for the Dakimakura i already
have and my oppai mousepad is still in
mint condition, but this shit will make
a guy look fucking creepy as hell.
Somewhere in the world, Melon Pan is
planning to buy this shit, blog about it
and take pictures of himself tit fucking
his oppai pillows.
I'll pass.
You're just insecure because you want one too.
lol
Nope, your wrong, i don't
want that shit ever.
Maybe you clicked on this site by accident too?
wow.. its looks comfortable..
Punyu.. punyu..
KYaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Omg. This is amazing. Do want.
awesome!!!!!! where can i buy this in germany?? i want that so bad!!!
> The pillows are regrettably being made in limited numbers and are only available domestically; dedicated oppai connoisseurs that are interested can find out more at the group’s website.
In Germany? Your best bet would be a Japanese book store, but the odds of them being able or even willing to import doujin-dakimakura for you are slim at best. If you live in Düsseldorf you might be able to find an otaku of Japanese heritage willing to import it for you through his connections. But of course in order to find one, you'd have to approach random Japanese people on the street. Either way, don't get your hopes up...
Right - the link I gave at the end has more info, but unless someone's familiar with Japanese / proxy ordering / Yahoo JP it'll be very hard to get a hold of these...
next will be ass pillows... mmmm pizza butt pillows... DO WANT!
QUICK!!1 SOMEONE MAKE A REQUEST TO THE MANUFACTUROUR!!! FIRST ASS PILLOW FROM SANKAKU!!!!
Well....with less zits but yeah I can be into that.
ME WANT NOW ^^
Seconded
Oh god that's an awesome idea, i totally agree with you comrade ! \o/
"Hallelujah"
podium!
want
Do want.
need
/roll
Do not want.
However. Do need.
Self denial, Michio? XD Do want & do need!
Stop lying to youself.
Trust your instincts.
i thought it was gonna be the white guy with the fancy hat again
Stop lying to yourself.
Do a barrel roll!
Desire
Do need.
Simply amazing... though I suppose I could make my own Oppai pillows of Lolis eh? (^.^;)
>oppai
>loli
Are you insane?
Those two words together make me cry.
He might be refering to the loli in Asu no Yoichi :p
How about just one word, Eiken
~shudders~
When i see things like this i feel really weird...
How come something like that can catch my attention?, i know, i know..., sometimes the otaku inside me is quite mysterious...
This is sad even by my standards.
Bet you'd still take one if you were offered it for free.
Last Picture made me envy him. - -
It made me terribly laugh before that... He sure seems to be having a great time ! XD
Full 2D is still better.
someone just had to state the fact. ^^
want one as well... :D
I wanna rape those pillows.
To Loli Star: Your just jealous, Don't blunt your frustration here.
This gave me an idea for the ultimate love doll.
Ingredients:
Breast Implants
Ballistics Jelly
Fiberglass
Vagoo in a Can 2x [You know, those vagina simulators for onani] [1 for omanko, 1 for oshiri]
1. Make a 3d fiberglass cast/mold of an anime character from those life sized figures.
2. Print it out with a 3d printer or if you did it manually, stick the two halves together.
3. Fill it with ballistics jelly. [Make sure it's in a position where you can hang the Vagoo in cans on a string and attach it to the proper place.
4. Paint it if you must, dress it up accordingly.
5. ???????
6. PROFIT
Now THAT is indulging.
Jealousy has nothing to do with this.
So i'm supposely jealous because others
will be able to buy an oppai pillow?
So that makes me creepy for NOT hiding
in a basement, and cuddling with imaginary
tits?
Be thankful I haven't made any posts with pictures of my own dakimakura / oppai mouse pads.
Cute Ushio avatar by the way, Loli
Dude what's wrong with indulging every once in a while? I like how you lumped in "hiding in ur momz basement" with using one of these.
~ Ndeed... a rarity ndeed...
@ anon
wut
One of the few times i've ever seen an Anon with an avatar...
Yeah he/she does looks like my punching bag.(cracking knuckles)
DURRDURR nothing you faggot
why? what do you think would help the image of an otaku?
touché
but that avatar if the most ugliest sonnaofabitch i ever laid my eyes on
There's nothing wrong with indulging
but this new oppai pillow crap is not
helping the image of the otaku, or anime
fan.
They should insert breast implants in those pillows for a more "authentic" feel. Seriously if they really want something like that, implants is the way to go.
I'm still waiting for fully functioning sex robots.
Yuria 100?
Looool.
i want one of nodoka of anime saki.