Wife Drills Husband’s Penis for Profligacy
- Categories: International, News
- Date: May 18, 2009 23:41 JST
- Tags: Alcohol, Bizarre, Marriage, Penis Abuse, Relationships, Russia
A man was hospitalised and nearly lost his member after his wife angrily woke him from his drunken torpor by inserting an electric drill into his trousers.
The Russian couple, a man aged 25 and a women aged 28, had their marriage shattered (or rather, drilled in twain) by that most pernicious of influences, drink.
The man, a construction worker, apparently returned home one day the worse for drink. It being pay day, his wife asked after his wages, at which point he drunkenly fell asleep.
Unhappy, his wife rifled through his pockets looking for the pay he was to have brought home. Finding none, she (correctly) deduced that he had spent all their money on alcohol.
She became enraged at this wanton profligacy. She took his electric drill, and drilled his crotch.
The husband woke immediately on feeling the drill bit tear through his intimate parts, and pushed the vengeful wife away, subsequently calling an ambulance.
The surgeon attending to his injuries explains: “The drill broke the skin and went two centimeters into the penis. He had to undergo urgent surgery. Luckily for him, we saved the organ.”
The man forwent the opportunity to press charges against the drill-happy lady, instead filing for divorce.
Via Heaven.
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Beware of women after your money. They'll drill holes into your member.
Как страшно жить!
RUSSSSSIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Also, fix grammar please. Are you drunk when you wrote this or just sleepy?
You cannot drill through my drill.
My drill is strong enough to pierce the heavens and back down to hell.
Is it just me or are there awesome comments about drill in these comments ??
thats fucked up
PIERCE HER HEAVENS WITH YOUR DICK DRILL!!!!!
The hair dresser rapist will be pissed . "If you want it ,then at least let me rape that penis bitch,and while its still attached to where it should be."
*if you don't want it
This shows once again that 3D women are cruel.
2D > 3D.
Right. Only when we get a busty, cute Japanese waifu who'll address us as 'master' will we be happy!
wake up!
and... welcome to the cruel reality ^^
it only happen in anime, unless you godly loaded with money lol
you can't have women, period, without money D: because love also can only happen in anime
is true
Bust through the heavens with your drill, dude
A little off topic, but god do I hope Satoshi's penis isn't cut off in ep o7 of Eden of the East. He's too much of a good guy.
I twitched multiple times while reading this.
This shit always makes me vagina hurt regardless of if it's a guy or girl getting chopped/drilled/bit/torn/beat/etc.
Ow, my most of me
lol... are you like me in that you can't bare to watch a second of slasher horror movies like Saw? I can watch horror movies that are like The Ring, THe Grudge, The Shining, and Psycho, but never stuff like Saw or Hostel. Scenes of people in prolonged moments of pain is just not my thing.
I don't even understand why so many ero pics show women in negative expressions, even when just having sex or just standing there. Wait, I do get it, I just don't like it.
russia russia when will you learn?
Maybe she should GET A JOB and stop leaching off of him.
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This is why the birth rate in Russia is below replacement levels...
russians never cease to amaze me. nuff said
There sure is a lot of penis news from Russia these days... Must be Sankaku's new craze.
oh russia u did it again.
Sauce of pic? Need to fap.
Zinc Park (maximum.under.jp)
Thank you.
The picture is surprizingly descriptive...
So, Russia's now the world capital of penis mutilation?
..and manly femdom.
A Penis story on Sankaku....it must be Monday- YAWN!!!!
or Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday/Sunday
Wednesday and Friday are rape day
Two lessons here: don't drink your paycheck away and don't marry crazy chicks.
awwww not american
Arigatou, Kami-sama~!
god that was painful to read
Yeah I think that any man who was reading this article had the famous reflex to put his hands on his cock saying "AWWWWWWWW shit that must hurt... YOU SICK SLUT!"
where in the name of god, satan and great spaghetti monster did you find this picture????
why in hell, heaven and the spathetti-dimension would someone want to draw this??
off off-topic
jup, that's what you do if you don't find money in the pocket of someone ... drill his/her genitals to oblivion
"why in hell, heaven and the spathetti-dimension would someone want to draw this??"
Many women ask the exact same thing about drawn misogynic-rape-BDSM-loli porn. Their question is as invalid as yours.
rule 34?
Guro. It's a fetish thing where mutilation and killing turns you on. Yeah.
It turns me on.
I'd find the pic hot if it wasn't for the blood and drill. Well I'd find the chick hot.
Me too. And i'm sane enough to let it run free in 2D, not 3D.
Bonus points if the perpetrator is a cute girl.
Ugh, guro... Reminds of a scene in one of my games (Dawn Before Daybreak btw) where there's this drug that reversed the feelings of pain and pleasure. Couple that with torture like arm stabbing and stuff, I dunno, it just kinda wierded me out.
Whoops, it was Before Dawn Daybreak. I keep getting those two words mixed up.
Russia is a really crazy country.
You are the best thesaurus user ever.
Go here and vote "B".
You too, Artefact.
I never have used one.