Snake Attempts to Eat Man’s Penis
- Categories: International, News
- Date: May 14, 2009 08:59 JST
- Tags: Animals, Bestiality, Bizarre, Hebi, Penis Abuse, Taiwan, Toilets
A man peacefully relieving himself was shocked to find his most intimate part the subject of an ophidian assault, when a serpent either unexpectedly took fright at his dangling member, or else spied a tasty morsel.
The man (51) went to relieve himself on the toilet of his Taiwan home. After he had sat down, he suddenly felt a sharp pain, as though he had been cut with a blade.
Shocked by the intense pain, he stood up instinctively, and looking down was shocked to see a large snake hanging off his penis, its fangs sunk firmly home. Its persistence possibly suggests it had indeed mistaken his member for a small rodent, as otherwise it might be expected to flee immediately…
He soon went to the hospital, and fortunately his injuries were light and the snake non-venomous, though doctors harbour concerns of infection: “The inside of a snake’s mouth is none too hygienic, but once we’ve confirmed there is no infection he can go home.”
What happened to the optimistic snake is not recorded.
Taiwan is a tropical place, and snakes frequently enter homes. However, the standards of hygiene are high, and toilets are typically properly plumbed, so it seems possible this interloper borrowed the toilet for use as a lair, rather than entered the domicile from it.
Via Ameba.
It is difficult to decide whether his experience was more or less unpleasant than that of the man whose genitals were assailed by a rat, though things could have been even more unfortuunate had he not been a man…
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shiiit thats gotta hurt....
This actually happened in Snakes On a Plane. One of the most best scenes in there.
-most
Moda fuka snake bit my muda fukapennis!!!
Watched a similar case in Discovery Channel, except that happened in Singapore.
I've mentioned it before,iirc..
you know, penises are called one-eyed trouser snake but this guy has a one-eyed trouser rodent, now i wonder if it has buckteeth as well?
He should have left it on, made friends with it, and then turned into a male Echidna... the first character in the live action adaptation in the male version of Queen's Blade.
And that Russian guy thought women freak out from HIS dick...
At first, I thought it was article about Snake from Metal Gear biting of some guy's penis. Then, I read the article and was disappointed.
lol
Everyone go watch Jackass 2...the very first stunt
This resembles that scene from that American show with people doing really silly things, only there's no cloth and string on the member and the snake is now in the toilet and not in the aquarium.
nomnom..(^^,)
Now I'm thinking of that one river eel attracted by the scent of urine - the one that swells right up after going into your urethra, so it's stuck. Bet those make great dinner stories.
"...enough is enough...I've had it with these goddamn snakes on my goddamn dong." said the man, dislodging the snake's mouth from his 'Crotch Taepodong'. 100ml of semen has been lost, however.
Haha! nice one!
Where is this picture from?!
"optimistic snake"...
beautiful choice of words
"Its persistence possibly suggests it had indeed mistaken his member for a small rodent..."
LOL!!
his member must be really furry to have been mistakened for a rodent...
Ouch. Another one is bitten. Next, a scorpion? That would be nasty...
what?
his penis looks like a rat?
Ok its official. We have to put penises on the menu now.
I like the pic at the top
hehe first china rat eat penis and now Taiwan sneak eat penis. Whats next American .. eat penis
Oh fukken shi- !! I prefer not to imagine how it must hurt to have a nasty snake hanging from you little friend...
poor guy >_<
Probably a lot.
Just out of curiosity, what is the count now for penis decapitation/severing stories this month? :3
Four, actually. Unless you count it getting trapped or reduced, then it would be six.
Seven if you count Eden of the East. :x
Honestly, between the snake and rat, I'd rather go with the snake...
Yah, at least you can joke about it and say, "Hey, look, my penis just grew by a foot!"
Don't be silly. Snakes don't have feet.
Hakhakhakhak he got owned!
Motherfuckin' snakes in the motherfuckin' toilets!
I came. (´∀`)
SNAKES ON A PENIS!
the best
I smirked :O
Haha.
I laughed.
It Onizuka - GTO event! xd
"mistaken his member for a *small* rodent" LOL.
this just goes to show you...
look befor you sit
sit?! u sit when you pee??
I do. If you live with women you should have a habit of leaving the toilet seat down- and since I've got a badass washlet I don't even bother putting the seat up anymore.
real men don't have these kinds of problems because they don't sit like girls/fags they stand.
I know a guy who sits down to do #1. If fact, everybody using the washrooms in his house must do everything sitting down, even guests. Otherwise his mom gets angry at us.
...the greater the urge to facepalm is.
the more you know...
Reminds me of GTO, when Onizuka fell victim of a prank by Kanzaki, lol.
Also, is it just me, or it's going too much about man's penis being victim of too many attacks recently ?
It's a metaphor for society.
coolface.jpg
take your coolface back to 4chan... =p
take your anonymity back to 4chan...
Take your =p back to 4chan...
I'm sure that penis attacks didn't get more common but that penis attacks are just being announced more often.
I swear, I've heard too many stories about this kind of thing. I'm always freaked out when I go to the bathroom.
FUCK U ALL
Should teach him to put down the cover on the toilet. I hate when people doesn't do that.
He sat down at least, it is good for his prostata.
Now there's muthafukken snakes in the muthafukken john?! No private place is sacred anymore.
What bathroom are you going?
I swear I've seen too many stories come in pairs...
like the scene in anaconda...
GTO plagia?
+2 pts :D
Hahahaha, I remember that part. It's so damn funny. Right to the part that they will cut his penis. Hahahaha
So, in the end we found out that his penis was smaller than a rodent.. Case closed.
"Mistaken his member for a small rodent", not small penis. Rodents there are actually quite large so a small one there is probably like an average one in North America
even more unfortuunate had he not been a man…
What an unfortuunate mistake
That's not funny.
That's not funny at all.
..................................................................................why don't you think is funny!?
It's really not that funny...
More unfortunate than it is funny.
This articles including the rat incident and the woman who was raped by monkeys made me laugh so hard that I almost fainted for need of air. I swear that this things are really hilarious instead of being taken seriously, but I'm happy that I don't live near those countries........hahahaha!!! Sorry, it was really funny.
I once read that a man got injured on his madhood because of a hedgehog. All I can say to that is LOL! XDDDD
Hedgehog's dilemma?
well you can tell it was his doing o.o
maybe the snake was thought that penis was try to attack the snake with enormous warm non-venomous liquid then the snake decided it must be eliminate as for the counter attack... or the snake is so hungry and thinking that the only part of human body that snake can swallow easily... or the man force the snake to do oral sex with him... haha...
Snake's blowjob
Real man don't give a fuck
I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater!
*dan dan dan daaaaan*
Snake! Snake! Snaaaaaaake!
badger badger badger badger badger...
I was going for Metal Gear Solid... but that works too.
You've CHANGED the future! You've created a TIME PARADOX!! You can't go around CHANGING the FUTURE! You have to UNDERSTAND the future!
......SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
*dan dan dadadan, dan dan dan*
first time I've seen an ero picture where the girl doesn't look like she's either in pain or ecstasy, but actually seems to be laughing from feeling tickled :O
All the more reason to pee in a bottle.Ues a milk bottle to prevent spill and for better adjustment
then next time there will be a story when their little guy stuck in the bottle...
I've been kicked there several times but I wonder what it must feel like to be bit there...
Is it me or has a lot of men been having they're penises eaten and mutilated recently ?
it seems the risk of a man loosing or nearly loosing his penis in his lifetime has been raised. no one is safe. ~_~
someone, invent some penis protectors!
what the hell, that was supposed to be a new comment not a reply to anyone. I shouldn't have clicked back before deciding to post a new one. Woah, I think I found out a way to edit on Sankaku :O
and THAT was supposed to be a reply to ANOTHER reply.... ._. double posting phail
it's not you.
Me likes title picture.
I best watch out when I go to taiwan for lolis
Make sure you bring back enough for everyone.
2 for each should be fine...
The lolis, not the snakes.
Who cares about the man the picture is where it's at. lol Onizuka the 2nd.
That whore of a snake was just horny and wanted some action.
now lets hope it wasnt a male snake......
It was clearly just defending its territory against the invading trouser snake.
Ouch. Luckily the snake couldn't bite it off... And check the insides of the toilet before you start doing your bussiness >.<
another classic familiar scene indeed, poor guy beat by a snake on his...well