Ota-idol Shoko-tan has attracted much consternation recently with her announcement that she has acquired a PS3 (along with a demo copy of Final Fantasy XIII), after only recently swearing eternal fealty to Microsoft, which is being read as a sign of the times – the Xbox’s Japanese rally is over it seems, and now the console flies into headlong retreat…
In her gleeful and typically abstruse blog post on the subject, she stresses that she received the console as a “surprise gift” from her friends, although in earlier blog posts she was heard to express shock at the news of long time Xbox exclusive Tales of Vesperia’s impending PS3 release (though stopped short of vowing to procure the console).
Just how much of a surprise the console came as to her is not something which can readily be ascertained, but it seems her brief reign as MS poster child is at an end, as Sony supporters are already crowing sweet victory.
She seems very pleased with the gift, expressing eternal gratitude to her friends. Doubtless she will be pre-ordering Vesperia as soon as possible?
Xbox fans are vainly pointing out that she bought the Xbox herself, but that the PS3 was merely a gift from friends (which she seems ecstatic over).,,
In other news, Shoko-tan appears to be pregnant:
Via Ore-teki.
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pregnant? maybe. but i'd be more inclined to say she just got fatter sitting on the couch playing that ps3. that or that image is just a shop.
So like Tales of Vesperia, Shoko-tan is not an exclusive to X360 anymore? I wonder if she'll be having a loli-pirate as an extra?
I see what you did thar...
shoko-tan: GET IN MAH BELLY!!!!
me: y-yes sir...
shokotan, you made me like 3d woman again ;_;
Is it wrong that I find her possible impregnation and 4 month size belly fuckin hot? Though, some galleries would agree with me ^_^"
I lol'd. Does anyone really give a shit what system she's playing?
Well apparently jap-people do for some reason..
Oh no! Shoko-tan is not a virgin and betrays us for PS3?!
I must now burn my Xbox360 in rage! Oh wait, it already burnded itself. Time to get another.
"In other news, Shoko-tan appears to be pregnant" for some reason I read this line with Kent Brockman voice in my head,brilliant I say.
I dunno who Kent Brockman is, but I certainly heard it in news reporting fashion...
Obviously, you've never watched The Simpsons. Anyway, Shoko looks cute with that tummy. I wonder if she's available...
Sure, you dont fuck with Final Fantasy, everybody loves it, everybody wants it - this game makes a console. And thou it gonna be released on 360 also, right now the demo are on PS3
I don't. And if you're talking about Japan, then it's all about Dragon Quest.
She is cute! PS 3 vs X-box? PS 3 WIN!
hahahaha nice comment or ichiro the first coment may ps3 she ate it...
lawl... you haven't change...
kill her dead, the traitor
Just according to keikaku.
XBOX IS FAIL BIG FREAKING FUCKING FAIL I FELT BAD FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO OWNED 360,COME'ON ARENT U GUYS GETTING BORED JUST BY PLAYING HALO AND GEARS,THOSE ARE THE GAME WHICH U CALLED STONE AGE GAME NEVER CIVILIZE,LOOK AT THE PS3 IT GOT ALL THE FREAKING GOOD GAMES,IF U KNOW WHAT IS IT.U WOULDN'T BE HERE COMPARING WHICH IS GOOD AND WHICH IS NOT.ITS OBVIOUS PS3 HAVE A UPPERHAND U NOOB.IF U DONT KNOW WHAT GAME ARE COMING FOR PS3 U CAN GO HOME AND PLAY UR GAY MASTER CHIEF AND 360 GEARS ZZZ
Oh no, she owns another console, she owns another MACHINE she deserves to be killed. Its like hating someone for buying another branded toaster.
The way these articles are written on here is the worst.
alright...which one of you are responsible???
Wow, so she got knocked up by Sony behind Microsoft's back? Billy must be pissed.
such a beautiful girl, it'd be weird if her bf can't make her pregnant!! it's so easy for her to turn guys on, n make them cum easily lol, that son of a lucky guy!!!!
The Green army may have lost the battle, but the war still goes on!! And I have to say, here in the west the PS3 is pretty fucked up. XD
Just kidding...
is always about the SALE for all you 360 fanboys?how about talk some games oh wait....you aint got any cause we ps owner got more now
PS3 rocks :)
I've seen that ps3 at a store before. It looked nice.
Don't worry I will still eat out cat asses with you!
Xbox or PS doesn't matter.
I think she's full of it...her tummy is full.
Artefact you misspelled "flys".... and just a second ago I was thinking that you were a walking dictionary... how could you make such an elementary mistake
P.S who cares we all make mistakes.
Actually... it's flies. Words that end in y become ie in plurals. Same for brewery -> breweries, doggy -> doggies and whatever else.
Just thought you'd like to know.
hmmm you forgot the . on the end of "s" for P.S. ><"
feeling like a punctuation nazi are we? heh
when criting one for there spelling one must make sure there is not at faul ether
lets al juts fop too teh prety pusy an cal bigones bygonnes.
funny how you made four mistakes yourself Lost.
Nobody's perfect
Its called irony.
what's her psn name?
must friend immediately.
^
heh, do you even know japanese? -_-
in the process of learning, actually
does it matter?
Just letting it all hang out.
Beer belly
ARGH!!! she ate neko-san...
I still love her.
And she probably just SWALLOWED her cat.
This actually makes perfect sense.
What's inside her tummy?
Call Katsura-san...
probably just a sack of shits
It's her love child with Anon
SUPRIZE ABORTION
FALCON PUNCH
WORKS EVERY TIME
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She finally finished eating that cat.
a super loli
+1
say wut?
Bill Gate's hell spawn. :)
lol... hell spawn.. oh good one =p
No.
Aliens have invaded.
fetus?
I don't know how you figure that shes pregnant.
Looks to me like she just put on weight.
But either way, does it really matter?
I don't know if she's pregnant, that's why I'm calling Katsura-san...
Yup, leave it to Katsura-san, she'll find the baby, or kill Shoko-tan trying...or kill her in the process of, I forget how it works with her.
But she's got the Yandere Seal of Approval, so she has to be good!
lawl
Somehow that post was a reply to your comment when it really wasn't.
1. That was very, very wrong. But funny.
2. "Nani mo inai", if I recall the line correctly.