Comments on: Chimpanzee Raeps Woman

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:58:20 +0000

Well Can be anyways,right

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 10 May 2010 08:59:30 +0000

Adieu is right... There was some crazy dude who did that. Think the project failed.. thank heavens?

By: TheBeast

TheBeast — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:55:10 +0000

kobe bryant strikes over seas too, lol.

By: Bronxdragon

Bronxdragon — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:27:05 +0000

Super Sayians?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:05:45 +0000

All I know is that the definition of a species is two animals that can mate and produce viable offspring, so if a human could mate with a chimp and produce this technically we wouldnt be diffrent species

By: Sevodax

Sevodax — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:14:29 +0000

Now chimps are raping...where is this world heading??:P

By: TsundereWorks

TsundereWorks — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:49:58 +0000

LOL!!! This made me laugh so hard! Not just the article, but the shy anon!

By: basilio

basilio — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:43:27 +0000

That's why the chimpanzee sees her as a sex object.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 11 May 2009 04:52:14 +0000

not all 40+ people look unattractive. their lifestyle, health, food they eat, exercise they do, sleep patterns, and etc. that they go through those 40+ years of their life is what makes them look the way they do. I'm going to be an awesome 40+ dude :D but wither I decide to give a fine lady my dick or not even by that point is questionable. it's still 2D > 3D at this point

By: Y10NRDY

Y10NRDY — Mon, 11 May 2009 03:16:16 +0000

i think they make a nice couple.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 11 May 2009 02:37:14 +0000

> and *their* are numerous incidents

dude... WTF!?

By: Adieu

Adieu — Mon, 11 May 2009 00:06:15 +0000

Hey! It so happens that we ACTUALLY prefer Ukrainian, Korean, and African women... ;-)

By: Adieu

Adieu — Mon, 11 May 2009 00:05:07 +0000

More like Putin/Medvedev &co. hinted to the Russian press that they really should stop writing about how the economy is so screwed... So the Russian press obediently came up with a bunch of bullshit articles.

I got a cousin working as an assistant editor at a Russian newspaper and he says he can't even bear to look at the BS they print anymore =(

Orders from up high to shut up about layoffs, protests, bailouts, and bankruptcies are taking their toll...

By: Adieu

Adieu — Sun, 10 May 2009 23:59:22 +0000

Damn, walk your pathetic ass to the airport, buy a ticket, and see for yourself. Monkey or not (and, yeh, I got my suspicions on this particular case), yer bound to get the hots for our blondes =)))

Just don't go to the Ukraine... See, THEN, you might just have a massive heart attack and die on the spot (of pure envy), cause theirs are even better!

By: Adieu

Adieu — Sun, 10 May 2009 23:56:40 +0000

Cause the lot of you capitalist pigs have your panties in a knot over our resources and our hotties =))

Well-documented over decades if not centuries - the entire rich world has a 50/50 mix of Russophobia and Russophilia!!!

By: Adieu

Adieu — Sun, 10 May 2009 23:51:34 +0000

Realistic statistics are hard to come by, but the fact is that even on the most fertile calendar dates, unprotected sex without the kamikaze pullout only leads to pregnancy around 15% of the time.

HARDLY a reason to forgo good old rubbers, though =)))

By: Adieu

Adieu — Sun, 10 May 2009 23:49:55 +0000

There was actually some crazy scientist 100 or so years back (Russian, I believe - cannot remember his name) who went to Africa and tried to pay local women (even A LOT) to try to hybridize monkeys and humans. His diaries show that he was shocked that none of the 'natives' wouldn't go for it. THEN, he tried to pay local men to impregnate female gorillas... What exactly happened and whether it did - his diaries do not state. But he failed to come up with any hybrids, whether due to genetics or the fact that no one was quite that desperate, even in the poorest regions of Africa!

By: Adieu

Adieu — Sun, 10 May 2009 23:30:15 +0000

Trust a Russian here: ain't nothing amongst primates that can kill everything and anything as fast as Russian women. Gorillas ain't got no chance if granny's got her frying pan in hand! This one just got caught unawares =))

By: Adieu

Adieu — Sun, 10 May 2009 23:27:47 +0000

Dude, she's like 40+... Ain't nothing wrong with that, we'll all eventually get there if we don't die early!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 10 May 2009 18:44:17 +0000

"They do not, however, have much of a reputation for raping women, and their penises are unimpressively small…"

Not the banana.

By: A Zabber

A Zabber — Sun, 10 May 2009 15:47:15 +0000

lol

By: ThatGuyWithTheBalls

ThatGuyWithTheBalls — Sun, 10 May 2009 15:14:59 +0000

Loli Reaps monkey...

Eww.....

Why not Shota reaps Loli While Reaping Monkey and eating Shota?

By: Raymond Otaku Ting

Raymond Otaku Ting — Sun, 10 May 2009 14:57:35 +0000

a pair of glasses wont help.
need to undergo a surgery.

By: Raymond Otaku Ting

Raymond Otaku Ting — Sun, 10 May 2009 14:54:20 +0000

mikuru beam!!!