Chimpanzee Raeps Woman

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A chimpanzee took a fancy to its keeper and sexually assaulted her, severely injuring her in the process.

The chimp in question was a resident of Rostov Zoo in Russia, and apparently harboured feelings towards a female keeper.

When the keeper reached into his cage one day to pass him a banana, he seized his chance, grabbing the keeper and yanking her into his cage, snapping a bone in her arm in the process.

He then proceeded to attempt to have his way with her, whilst she screamed for help. Soon other keepers arrived and pulled the randy ape from her.

The keeper was taken by surprise by the assault: “I have spent a lot of time around the primates but I’d never imagined that a lonely chimpanzee could see me as a sex object.”

Keepers seem more concerned about staying out of court than the plight of their co-worker: “It’s a serious matter. If that had been a member of the public we would all be in court by now.”

Police are set to investigate the matter.

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Chimpanzees are considerably stronger animals than humans, and their are numerous incidents of them killing and severely injuring humans with their unpredictable bestial rages, frequently in extremely grisly fashion.

They do not, however, have much of a reputation for raping women, and their penises are unimpressively small…

The good source.

See also the case of the gang raep hentai monkeys and that of the over-amorous dolphin for more such bestial antics.


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    Avatar of Cubanoman
    Comment by Cubanoman
    12:10 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the worlds is getting more weird everytime i enter this blog

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    Comment by Jashin
    12:13 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    damn... lots of perverted monkeys nowadays... O____O

    Comment by mewofforcena
    12:21 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Golden rule of sankaku:

    If something happens, there is a 99% probability of it happening again before long.

    Monkey Rape->Check
    Woman rapes guy->Check
    Penis trapped inside womman->Check
    Penis bitten off->Check

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    Comment by Anonymous
    09:15 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Below the second image

    "and their are"

    I think what you mean is "there"

    Comment by faggot
    09:27 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol she is ugly as a monkey

    Comment by LoliHat
    11:52 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The chimpanzee need glasses...

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    Comment by Raymond Otaku Ting
    23:57 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    a pair of glasses wont help.
    need to undergo a surgery.

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    Comment by basilio
    10:43 29/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's why the chimpanzee sees her as a sex object.

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    Comment by Major Bukkake
    10:08 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Again with a Russian woman. Sturdy stock for the breeding program, I tells ya. Damn dirty apes!

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    Comment by Techeese
    10:11 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    O_o) freaky weird

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:27 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In mother russia, woman rapes man, and chimp rapes woman... and man rapes chimp..?

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    Comment by Adieu
    09:06 11/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey! It so happens that we ACTUALLY prefer Ukrainian, Korean, and African women... ;-)

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:29 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    but home come, besides the woman saying so, there isn't anything in the story to indicate that the chimp actually wanted to RAPE her, or have sex with her. After pulling her in and breaking her arm, did he tear any of her clothes or make humping motions or something? Maybe this was just another one of those wile assaults they are said to do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:26 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's a maaaaad house! A maaaad house!!!

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    Comment by maru
    10:55 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is it just a coincidence or wut. All from Russia?

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    Comment by Adieu
    09:05 11/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    More like Putin/Medvedev &co. hinted to the Russian press that they really should stop writing about how the economy is so screwed... So the Russian press obediently came up with a bunch of bullshit articles.

    I got a cousin working as an assistant editor at a Russian newspaper and he says he can't even bear to look at the BS they print anymore =(

    Orders from up high to shut up about layoffs, protests, bailouts, and bankruptcies are taking their toll...

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    Comment by Aoshi
    10:14 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Only in Russia.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:16 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and thats why animals shouldn't be imprisoned, makes them go crazy and delusional, i mean look at the woman!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:35 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Chimps have been raping humans for centuries. Look at all the rappers; nothing but monkeys! What up my Ni@@a!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:37 11/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    > and *their* are numerous incidents

    dude... WTF!?

    Comment by Y10NRDY
    12:16 11/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i think they make a nice couple.

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    Comment by TheBeast
    09:55 30/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    kobe bryant strikes over seas too, lol.

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    Comment by Bronxdragon
    01:27 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Super Sayians?

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    Comment by Sevodax
    04:14 05/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now chimps are raping...where is this world heading??:P

    Comment by Jo
    17:32 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's sick! Why would he rape such an ugly woman????

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    Comment by Accany
    17:59 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Beastiality in real life is just.... wrong.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:44 11/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "They do not, however, have much of a reputation for raping women, and their penises are unimpressively small…"

    Not the banana.

    Comment by zeeohsix
    07:51 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    jeez, and i had just mentioned in the other monkey raep how larger primates like a chimp can fuck you up

    Comment by Fonzer
    05:01 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    russia becoming popular on sankaku?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:54 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Chimpanzees are considerably stronger animals than humans"
    Yeah right, humans are just 3-5 times heavier and 3 times taller. They don't stand a chance against the average, melee-experienced, muscle-packed chimpanzee.

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    Comment by CC
    05:02 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The male common chimp is up to 1.7 m (up to 5.6 ft) high when standing, and weighs as much as 70 kg (154 lb)

    A 165-pound male chimpanzee named "Boma" registered a pull of 847 pounds, using only his right hand (although he did have his feet braced against the wall, being somewhat hip, in his simian way, to the principles of leverage). A 165-pound man, by comparison, could manage a one-handed pull of about 210 pounds. Even more frightening, a female chimp, weighing a mere 135 pounds and going by the name of Suzette, checked in with a one-handed pull of 1,260 pounds

    Don't underestimate / mess with chimps, they'll mess you up ;)

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    Comment by Artefact
    05:23 10/05/2009 # ! Questionable

    They will (and have) literally tear your face off.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:48 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    not if I have mah shovel

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    Comment by CC
    06:42 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and an arm, and a foot.. and then I stopped reading.

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    Comment by CC
    04:50 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Courageous people who got the chimp off her, as the article states.. apes that size easily outmatch a human when it comes to strength.

    Comment by broken…
    04:50 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The chimps are evolving! And they've taken a liking towards our women!

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    Comment by XIII
    05:07 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    in russia

    guys <women <chimpanzee

    according to info gather in sankaku, lol

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    Comment by Keigami
    05:09 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol again? XD
    The world is full of amusement~

    Comment by A
    05:29 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wait but did it actually rape her?? Or just "sexual assault" started humping her or something

    Comment by Carrie
    05:12 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is perhaps one of the weirdest pictures I've ever seen with Kagome. I'm morbidly curious what the hell kind of context it would have...

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    Comment by KamiOkurimono
    12:37 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've got to become more observant, I didn't notice that it was Kagome in the pic. It looks like Someone/thing has already had its way with her it seems.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:24 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The great Monkey Demon raeps Gagome-chan after ripping apart Doggyasha and chewing Shitpo.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:26 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and now he is sucking out her spiritual powers!

    Comment by Game8910
    05:15 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    monkeys and russians again....can you see the trend?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:44 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Unlimited Monkey raep.

    Comment by Majii
    04:18 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What the hell is it with primates and russians lately!?

    Comment by Borat
    04:22 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In Soviet Kazakhstan, Chimpanzees make sexy time YOU!!

    Comment by Wiener
    04:17 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Raep by a chimpanzee?? Darn, how would their offsprings look..

    Comment by LoliHat
    11:48 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Josef Stalin actually tried to find out.

    http://news.scotsman.com/scitech?articleid=4029006

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:12 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^
    Thank you, kind sir, for providing prove that some nut job did at least make an attempt. Interesting story btw. Good job!

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    Comment by Vallen Chaos Valiant
    04:59 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "how would their offsprings look.."
    Don't even joke about that. It is actually possible genetically for a woman to be impregnated by an ape. No one ever tried, though, as there is just no point having a dumb halfbreed who keeps falling out of trees.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:04 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, it's not. Go back to Biology 101.

    Comment by LoliHat
    11:50 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Genetically speaking, the reason humans have one less chromosome then apes is that at some time in evolutionary history, two of the apre chromosomes combined into one -- in otherwords the genetics on one human chromosome are similar to the genetics from two from the apes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:46 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^
    Sir, thank you for the clarification and you are indeed correct about chromosome 2 of human as a fusion product of chimp chromosome 2A and 2B through the course of evolution. In fact all genes are conserved through this fusion.

    With that in mind I would also like to point out a phenomenon known as position-effect variegation(PEV), which demonstrates that gene expression can be repressed as a consequence of spreading of heterochromatin regions through close association with the centromere. In this case, the telomere region from the chimp chromosome would be UNDERexpressed through the fusion in human, and the centromere region from chimps would be OVERexpressed in human. While I do not know to what extend the effect takes place(or rather I no longer have access to databases to look things up), I like to believe that the expression profiles would differ for chimps and humans. In conclusion, I believe differences between humans and chimps is not only a direct result of differences in DNA sequences but also a result of subtle epigenetic effect in play like this one(which has nothing to do with DNA sequence).

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    Comment by tingle
    08:20 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    my bad, Anon is quite enlightening in his explanation. This is the stuff they should teach you in biology class.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:05 23/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All I know is that the definition of a species is two animals that can mate and produce viable offspring, so if a human could mate with a chimp and produce this technically we wouldnt be diffrent species

    Comment by blue_blue
    16:22 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    now we have ourselves a Takara Miwiki.
    Who's reading those anyways?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:31 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^
    Sir, I believe there is a misunderstanding. When the scientists say that we share 95% of the same DNA as chimp, they are referring to FUNCTIONAL genes which codes for protein. Just to pull some numbers, there are about 25000 functional genes in human, yet it only comprises of 2% of the entire human genome. If you take into account of genes that are non-functional, the percentage of similarity will undoubtedly be much lower. Also, they really didn't need to map out the entire genome to compare similarities. The way they came with up the percentage is by comparing protein sequences of, say, hemoglobin from two species. They would just take the difference in amino acid residues and divide it by the size of protein of interest. By the principle of statistical sampling, they would be right on the ballpark by extrapolating with that guesstimiate. In fact, that's how they do it in Evolutionary Genetics. Biologically speaking, a lot of motifs, especially those that are involved in cellular mechanisms, are highly conservative across eukaryotes(animals, plants, protists, etc). And that is essential in sustaining life. So the 95% similarity is not at all surprising.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:38 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Different species also tend to have different number of chromosomes, if the number of chromosomes in the egg and sperm don't match, they can't start dividing, and there's no fetus to begin with.

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    Comment by tingle
    05:46 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    anon is right. The fetus automatically aborts if the species are not over 99% identical.

    So horses and donkeys can breed and blacks and whites and corgis and chihuahuas, but not man and ape.

    I also doubt the saying that we share 98% the same DNA cause that saying predates the mapping of the humane genome by 20 years. the real number would be in the mid 80s if I were to guess.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:15 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    IT'S NOT HUMAN! ABORT! ABORT!

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    Comment by Adieu
    08:51 11/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Realistic statistics are hard to come by, but the fact is that even on the most fertile calendar dates, unprotected sex without the kamikaze pullout only leads to pregnancy around 15% of the time.

    HARDLY a reason to forgo good old rubbers, though =)))

    Comment by Detailoid
    22:59 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, even if it's human it's going to abort in most cases. Check out the statistics for failed implantation of fertilized eggs, and spontaneous abortion.
    If there is a god, he's the #1 "baby killer".

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:45 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This goes to show how gullible people can be...Ok, here is the deal. Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes whereas chimps have 24 pairs. In an event that human female do successfully get inseminated AND fertilized by a male chimp, the resulting zygote is still unlikely to be viable due to haploinsufficiency, which will likely to result in spontaneous abortion, that is assuming that the zygote can even successfully implant onto the placenta to begin with...

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    Comment by Adieu
    08:49 11/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There was actually some crazy scientist 100 or so years back (Russian, I believe - cannot remember his name) who went to Africa and tried to pay local women (even A LOT) to try to hybridize monkeys and humans. His diaries show that he was shocked that none of the 'natives' wouldn't go for it. THEN, he tried to pay local men to impregnate female gorillas...

    What exactly happened and whether it did - his diaries do not state. But he failed to come up with any hybrids, whether due to genetics or the fact that no one was quite that desperate, even in the poorest regions of Africa!

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:59 10/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Adieu is right... There was some crazy dude who did that. Think the project failed.. thank heavens?

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    Comment by Vallen Chaos Valiant
    06:26 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Difference in Chromosome number would cause sterility in the offspring, but haploinsufficiency is not in itself fatal to the fetus. If it was automatically fatal, we wouldn't have bothered to give the symptom a name.

    The genetics is close enough. VERY close.

    "I also doubt the saying that we share 98% the same DNA cause that saying predates the mapping of the humane genome by 20 years. the real number would be in the mid 80s if I were to guess."
    Where does you guess come from? Pulling 80% out of nowhere is not scientific. And you don't need full human genome mapping to know how much DNA is shared between species. You just need to put DNA from the two species together, heat them up until the twin-strands separate, and cool them back down and observe how well they recombine with one another.

    Saying you think the difference is 80% is just your attempt at comforting yourself. Get over it; you are more than your genes. As long as you don't ACT like a brute (and many humans do), your humanity is intact.

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    Comment by ninjabastard
    07:42 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, I'm going with the gentlemen anon for who's correct.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:09 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^
    Sir, I apologize if I came off a little too rude with my comment.
    First off, it is true that you can mate a donkey with a mare to obtain a mule. But it is such a rare occurrence that it is literally once in a blue moon. Just to put it perspective, you WILL NOT be able to fertilize rat egg with mouse sperm. There are a series of very stringent "security checks" that needs to be passed before the sperm can "penetrate" the egg. Since chimps and humans have different numbers of chromosomes to begin with, such event is unlikely.

    You are partly correct that haploinsufficiency isn't fatal 100% of the time, especially for genes that have redundant copies. But often times it is, especially in the case you are missing an entire chromosome. Missing any one of the 22 autosomes is fatal, with the only exception being Turner's Syndrome(X0), which I assume that's what you are referring to. We don't observe abnormality resulted from missing other chromosomes because the phenotype=death/miscarriage! (the beauty of genetics)

    With the advent of modern biology, as unethical as it may sound, I am sure there must be nut jobs out there who at least attempted an in vitro fertilization instead of actual mating. Yet we have not heard anything like that. This leads me to believe human egg cannot be fertilized by chimp sperms. Again, you are entitled to what you believe.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    04:48 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^ you dont own a keyboard? heh

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:43 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the silent anon

    or maybe invisible anon O_O

    how much more anon can you get?

    Comment by TsundereWorks
    09:49 06/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL!!! This made me laugh so hard! Not just the article, but the shy anon!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:56 10/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hahaha...






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