A chimpanzee took a fancy to its keeper and sexually assaulted her, severely injuring her in the process.
The chimp in question was a resident of Rostov Zoo in Russia, and apparently harboured feelings towards a female keeper.
When the keeper reached into his cage one day to pass him a banana, he seized his chance, grabbing the keeper and yanking her into his cage, snapping a bone in her arm in the process.
He then proceeded to attempt to have his way with her, whilst she screamed for help. Soon other keepers arrived and pulled the randy ape from her.
The keeper was taken by surprise by the assault: “I have spent a lot of time around the primates but I’d never imagined that a lonely chimpanzee could see me as a sex object.”
Keepers seem more concerned about staying out of court than the plight of their co-worker: “It’s a serious matter. If that had been a member of the public we would all be in court by now.”
Police are set to investigate the matter.
Chimpanzees are considerably stronger animals than humans, and their are numerous incidents of them killing and severely injuring humans with their unpredictable bestial rages, frequently in extremely grisly fashion.
They do not, however, have much of a reputation for raping women, and their penises are unimpressively small…
See also the case of the gang raep hentai monkeys and that of the over-amorous dolphin for more such bestial antics.
kobe bryant strikes over seas too, lol.
Super Sayians?
Now chimps are raping…where is this world heading??:P
i think they make a nice couple.
> and *their* are numerous incidents
dude… WTF!?
“They do not, however, have much of a reputation for raping women, and their penises are unimpressively small…”
Not the banana.
Beastiality in real life is just…. wrong.
That’s sick! Why would he rape such an ugly woman????
Chimps have been raping humans for centuries. Look at all the rappers; nothing but monkeys! What up my Ni@@a!!
Golden rule of sankaku:
If something happens, there is a 99% probability of it happening again before long.
Monkey Rape->Check
Woman rapes guy->Check
Penis trapped inside womman->Check
Penis bitten off->Check
damn… lots of perverted monkeys nowadays… O____O
the worlds is getting more weird everytime i enter this blog
but home come, besides the woman saying so, there isn’t anything in the story to indicate that the chimp actually wanted to RAPE her, or have sex with her. After pulling her in and breaking her arm, did he tear any of her clothes or make humping motions or something? Maybe this was just another one of those wile assaults they are said to do.
In mother russia, woman rapes man, and chimp rapes woman… and man rapes chimp..?
Hey! It so happens that we ACTUALLY prefer Ukrainian, Korean, and African women… 😉
It’s a maaaaad house! A maaaad house!!!
Is it just a coincidence or wut. All from Russia?
More like Putin/Medvedev &co. hinted to the Russian press that they really should stop writing about how the economy is so screwed… So the Russian press obediently came up with a bunch of bullshit articles.
I got a cousin working as an assistant editor at a Russian newspaper and he says he can’t even bear to look at the BS they print anymore =(
Orders from up high to shut up about layoffs, protests, bailouts, and bankruptcies are taking their toll…
and thats why animals shouldn’t be imprisoned, makes them go crazy and delusional, i mean look at the woman!
Only in Russia.
O_o) freaky weird
Again with a Russian woman. Sturdy stock for the breeding program, I tells ya. Damn dirty apes!
lol she is ugly as a monkey
That’s why the chimpanzee sees her as a sex object.
The chimpanzee need glasses…
a pair of glasses wont help.
need to undergo a surgery.
Below the second image
“and their are”
I think what you mean is “there”
jeez, and i had just mentioned in the other monkey raep how larger primates like a chimp can fuck you up
Where can I find the uncropped pic? xD
The artist is Yoshino Akiba. I forgot which Jukan ACE this particular pic came from…4 or 5? If you have a credit and willing to purchase this you can check out DLsite. If not internet is your friend, I am sure it is not that difficult to find.
Just wait…the next story will be “Sasquatch Raeps lumberjack!”
Wow…. just wow.
And I thought those things happen in jokes! What’s next? A bear using a man’s rifle to do a handjob by sticking his dick into the nozzle and move it up and down?
Is that Kagome in that pic?
At least you can count out “deer beats hunter”.
Since that already happened
“…and their are numerous incidents of them killing…”
their -> there
Monkey’s are scary.
Another russian woman gets raped my animals…
First was monkey rapes woman, now it’s chimpanzees. what’s next gorilla?
A sloth i guess… Imagine getting slooooooowwwly penetrated….
Or licked by an anteater.. loooong tongue.
Oh just great, now that you mentioned it I am sure rule 34 will be applied. Are you happy now?
I can’t help but laugh imagining that. XD
NOT A-FUKKEN-GAIN?!?!?!
*facepalms. Calls feminists to Russia*
This is why russia is an uncivilized piece of shit country. All they do is want to fuck animals, two articles in less then a week with russian women and monkeys fucking. Soon we will be seeing an article with some bear rape.
Either you failed to read and understand the whole article or you failed to know what the word “Rape/Raep” means..
Speaking from my eastern european backfround, WW2 survivors were quick to say the russians do not differentiate between consensual sex and rape.
They did lose some 40 millions of their population in WWII, the survivors really cashed in with the sacrifices their fellow comrades made. And yea Germany really had it hard after losing WWII. Raep is all but uncommon during Soviet Union occupation. I once read an account about a father who was forced to count the numbers of Soviet soldiers who raepd his daughter(which I am sure is a quite sizable number), who later committed suicide. And that’s really just a tip of the iceberg. It’s very sad that they channeled the hatred toward Germans into those horrendous acts. If they take a step back and think for a second, that those people are not the enemies that killed your families/friends, but just as much as a fellow human being. I wonder if their conscience will allow them to do something like that?
Again, the Soviet Union is already a ghost of the past. We should not hold it against all Russians for things some people have done. Japan committed some atrocities back in WWII as well. The important thing is not to dwell on the past but do not forget the lessons learned from history.
the next article will be called “Rapes in the Mist”
no it will be “Mist raeps …….”
“Chimpanzees are considerably stronger animals than humans” – We’re all animals!
In Soviet Russia, monkey gives banana to YOU!
the very term of Soviet Russia is paradoxical
Does the original saying start with “In mother russia” or “in soviet russia”?
Will the chimpanzee go to jail for sexual assault?
Oops i forgot he is already in jail XD
Wait, so Russian women can easily beat the crap of a man but not a chimp..?
They’re takin’ all of our womans >:O
So is the Chimp going to Jail? XD
wait but did it actually rape her?? Or just “sexual assault” started humping her or something
monkeys and russians again….can you see the trend?
This is perhaps one of the weirdest pictures I’ve ever seen with Kagome. I’m morbidly curious what the hell kind of context it would have…
I’ve got to become more observant, I didn’t notice that it was Kagome in the pic. It looks like Someone/thing has already had its way with her it seems.
and now he is sucking out her spiritual powers!
The great Monkey Demon raeps Gagome-chan after ripping apart Doggyasha and chewing Shitpo.
lol again? XD
The world is full of amusement~
in russia
guys <women <chimpanzee
according to info gather in sankaku, lol
russia becoming popular on sankaku?
“Chimpanzees are considerably stronger animals than humans”
Yeah right, humans are just 3-5 times heavier and 3 times taller. They don’t stand a chance against the average, melee-experienced, muscle-packed chimpanzee.
Don’t underestimate / mess with chimps, they’ll mess you up 😉
They will (and have) literally tear your face off.
not if I have mah shovel
and an arm, and a foot.. and then I stopped reading.
The chimps are evolving! And they’ve taken a liking towards our women!
Courageous people who got the chimp off her, as the article states.. apes that size easily outmatch a human when it comes to strength.
Unlimited Monkey raep.
I really can’t think of a snappy line for this one…
Clever.
her partner whent wild for her?
she got it so hard she broke her arm?
.. ok nm il be quiet now
and their are numerous incidents
There.
Why do monkeys like Russian women so much?
When you ask that, suddenly it seems very obvious…
Huh? Be less subtle, please.
Damn, walk your pathetic ass to the airport, buy a ticket, and see for yourself. Monkey or not (and, yeh, I got my suspicions on this particular case), yer bound to get the hots for our blondes =)))
Just don’t go to the Ukraine… See, THEN, you might just have a massive heart attack and die on the spot (of pure envy), cause theirs are even better!
🙂 whatever. it’s stupid to argue with someone like u.(someone that that just go by “anonymous”)
there’s tatu, the hairdresser woman that raped her robber, etc.
why don’t chimps like woman outside of russia? lol.
which is exactly why you are a monkey
i don’t know on what basis u said that. maybe that’s what u see. but i’ve living in moscow for 5 year n i think women here r pretty hot
they look like monkeys therefore they are ugly bitches. only primates would touch a russian women.
Okay, seriously, how many rape articles can Sankaku do in one month?
that’s not the real question here, the question is how many more articles are we still gonna get from Mother Russia?
Artefact seems to take a fancy at that country for some reason…
Cause the lot of you capitalist pigs have your panties in a knot over our resources and our hotties =))
Well-documented over decades if not centuries – the entire rich world has a 50/50 mix of Russophobia and Russophilia!!!
until mother russia finds a father russia
hahaah yeah 😛
That sounds like a challenge! Moar Raep!
Unlimited.
In Soviet Kazakhstan, Chimpanzees make sexy time YOU!!
What the hell is it with primates and russians lately!?
Raep by a chimpanzee?? Darn, how would their offsprings look..
Josef Stalin actually tried to find out.
http://news.scotsman.com/scitech?articleid=4029006
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Thank you, kind sir, for providing prove that some nut job did at least make an attempt. Interesting story btw. Good job!
“how would their offsprings look..”
Don’t even joke about that. It is actually possible genetically for a woman to be impregnated by an ape. No one ever tried, though, as there is just no point having a dumb halfbreed who keeps falling out of trees.
IT’S NOT HUMAN! ABORT! ABORT!
Realistic statistics are hard to come by, but the fact is that even on the most fertile calendar dates, unprotected sex without the kamikaze pullout only leads to pregnancy around 15% of the time.
HARDLY a reason to forgo good old rubbers, though =)))
Actually, even if it’s human it’s going to abort in most cases. Check out the statistics for failed implantation of fertilized eggs, and spontaneous abortion.
If there is a god, he’s the #1 “baby killer”.
This goes to show how gullible people can be…Ok, here is the deal. Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes whereas chimps have 24 pairs. In an event that human female do successfully get inseminated AND fertilized by a male chimp, the resulting zygote is still unlikely to be viable due to haploinsufficiency, which will likely to result in spontaneous abortion, that is assuming that the zygote can even successfully implant onto the placenta to begin with…
Adieu is right… There was some crazy dude who did that. Think the project failed.. thank heavens?
There was actually some crazy scientist 100 or so years back (Russian, I believe – cannot remember his name) who went to Africa and tried to pay local women (even A LOT) to try to hybridize monkeys and humans. His diaries show that he was shocked that none of the ‘natives’ wouldn’t go for it. THEN, he tried to pay local men to impregnate female gorillas…
What exactly happened and whether it did – his diaries do not state. But he failed to come up with any hybrids, whether due to genetics or the fact that no one was quite that desperate, even in the poorest regions of Africa!
Yeah, I’m going with the gentlemen anon for who’s correct.
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Sir, I apologize if I came off a little too rude with my comment.
First off, it is true that you can mate a donkey with a mare to obtain a mule. But it is such a rare occurrence that it is literally once in a blue moon. Just to put it perspective, you WILL NOT be able to fertilize rat egg with mouse sperm. There are a series of very stringent “security checks” that needs to be passed before the sperm can “penetrate” the egg. Since chimps and humans have different numbers of chromosomes to begin with, such event is unlikely.
You are partly correct that haploinsufficiency isn’t fatal 100% of the time, especially for genes that have redundant copies. But often times it is, especially in the case you are missing an entire chromosome. Missing any one of the 22 autosomes is fatal, with the only exception being Turner’s Syndrome(X0), which I assume that’s what you are referring to. We don’t observe abnormality resulted from missing other chromosomes because the phenotype=death/miscarriage! (the beauty of genetics)
With the advent of modern biology, as unethical as it may sound, I am sure there must be nut jobs out there who at least attempted an in vitro fertilization instead of actual mating. Yet we have not heard anything like that. This leads me to believe human egg cannot be fertilized by chimp sperms. Again, you are entitled to what you believe.
Difference in Chromosome number would cause sterility in the offspring, but haploinsufficiency is not in itself fatal to the fetus. If it was automatically fatal, we wouldn’t have bothered to give the symptom a name.
The genetics is close enough. VERY close.
“I also doubt the saying that we share 98% the same DNA cause that saying predates the mapping of the humane genome by 20 years. the real number would be in the mid 80s if I were to guess.”
Where does you guess come from? Pulling 80% out of nowhere is not scientific. And you don’t need full human genome mapping to know how much DNA is shared between species. You just need to put DNA from the two species together, heat them up until the twin-strands separate, and cool them back down and observe how well they recombine with one another.
Saying you think the difference is 80% is just your attempt at comforting yourself. Get over it; you are more than your genes. As long as you don’t ACT like a brute (and many humans do), your humanity is intact.
No, it’s not. Go back to Biology 101.
All I know is that the definition of a species is two animals that can mate and produce viable offspring, so if a human could mate with a chimp and produce this technically we wouldnt be diffrent species
now we have ourselves a Takara Miwiki.
Who’s reading those anyways?
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Sir, thank you for the clarification and you are indeed correct about chromosome 2 of human as a fusion product of chimp chromosome 2A and 2B through the course of evolution. In fact all genes are conserved through this fusion.
With that in mind I would also like to point out a phenomenon known as position-effect variegation(PEV), which demonstrates that gene expression can be repressed as a consequence of spreading of heterochromatin regions through close association with the centromere. In this case, the telomere region from the chimp chromosome would be UNDERexpressed through the fusion in human, and the centromere region from chimps would be OVERexpressed in human. While I do not know to what extend the effect takes place(or rather I no longer have access to databases to look things up), I like to believe that the expression profiles would differ for chimps and humans. In conclusion, I believe differences between humans and chimps is not only a direct result of differences in DNA sequences but also a result of subtle epigenetic effect in play like this one(which has nothing to do with DNA sequence).
Genetically speaking, the reason humans have one less chromosome then apes is that at some time in evolutionary history, two of the apre chromosomes combined into one — in otherwords the genetics on one human chromosome are similar to the genetics from two from the apes.
my bad, Anon is quite enlightening in his explanation. This is the stuff they should teach you in biology class.
Different species also tend to have different number of chromosomes, if the number of chromosomes in the egg and sperm don’t match, they can’t start dividing, and there’s no fetus to begin with.
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Sir, I believe there is a misunderstanding. When the scientists say that we share 95% of the same DNA as chimp, they are referring to FUNCTIONAL genes which codes for protein. Just to pull some numbers, there are about 25000 functional genes in human, yet it only comprises of 2% of the entire human genome. If you take into account of genes that are non-functional, the percentage of similarity will undoubtedly be much lower. Also, they really didn’t need to map out the entire genome to compare similarities. The way they came with up the percentage is by comparing protein sequences of, say, hemoglobin from two species. They would just take the difference in amino acid residues and divide it by the size of protein of interest. By the principle of statistical sampling, they would be right on the ballpark by extrapolating with that guesstimiate. In fact, that’s how they do it in Evolutionary Genetics. Biologically speaking, a lot of motifs, especially those that are involved in cellular mechanisms, are highly conservative across eukaryotes(animals, plants, protists, etc). And that is essential in sustaining life. So the 95% similarity is not at all surprising.
anon is right. The fetus automatically aborts if the species are not over 99% identical.
So horses and donkeys can breed and blacks and whites and corgis and chihuahuas, but not man and ape.
I also doubt the saying that we share 98% the same DNA cause that saying predates the mapping of the humane genome by 20 years. the real number would be in the mid 80s if I were to guess.
^ you dont own a keyboard? heh
LOL!!! This made me laugh so hard! Not just the article, but the shy anon!
the silent anon
or maybe invisible anon O_O
how much more anon can you get?
hahaha…
What… no video? For shame…
Shame on you for wanting to see that =.=
Shame on you for not wanting to see it just because no lolis were involved.
Loli Reaps monkey…
Eww…..
Why not Shota reaps Loli While Reaping Monkey and eating Shota?
mikuru beam!!!
Or much better: LOLI REAPS MONKEY 🙂
IT’S OVER 9000!!!
WAT! My word-sensor picked up the words “Raeps” and “Loli”! My interested is peeked by 9001%!!
Okay, I do want to see it if lolis were involved..a guaranteed increase of interest if the article name is “Chimpanzee Raeps Loli”
They do not, however, have much of a reputation for raping women, and their penises are unimpressively small…
lol.
Their penises are unimpressively small but their testicles are the size of human fists.
In primates, the size of the nutsack is porportional to how polyamerous they are: the bigger it is, the more differenc females get boned.
Chimpanzees are randy bastards who stick it into anything they can.
Oh, and they are almost as big an asshole as humans and dolphins.
Well Can be anyways,right
I always found that fact funny.
Chimps get the small shaft but the huge package, while gorillas get the big shaft and the tiny package.
Trust a Russian here: ain’t nothing amongst primates that can kill everything and anything as fast as Russian women. Gorillas ain’t got no chance if granny’s got her frying pan in hand! This one just got caught unawares =))
Actually, that’s not entirely accurate.
Out of humans, chimps, and gorillas:
Testicles: chimps, humans, gorillas
Shaft: humans, chimps, gorillas
Except gorillas have the largest build and can kill everything if they are so inclined.
and they cum bricks.
not all 40+ people look unattractive. their lifestyle, health, food they eat, exercise they do, sleep patterns, and etc. that they go through those 40+ years of their life is what makes them look the way they do. I’m going to be an awesome 40+ dude 😀 but wither I decide to give a fine lady my dick or not even by that point is questionable. it’s still 2D > 3D at this point
Dude, she’s like 40+… Ain’t nothing wrong with that, we’ll all eventually get there if we don’t die early!
lol
You answered your own question =_=
Now why does the chimp wants her?
She looks like a chimp herself, perhaps?
Fugly
LOL
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