A pair snuck into their workplace toilet for a quick sex break, but excitement apparently got the better of the woman and she suffered vaginal cramp, trapping her partner inside her.
Medics had to be summoned to pry the naked pair apart, and the lady’s husband had been waiting outside…
The randy pair both worked at a clothes shop in Bergamo, Italy, the man (37) working as a security guard, and the woman (26) as a shop assistant.
They apparently felt the urge strongly enough to illicitly liaise in the shop’s toilet, where they soon stripped off and went about the deed.
However, the lady soon found herself suffering vaginal cramp, locking her partner firmly in place.
The pair apparently waited in the toilet for the lady’s grip to subside, but whilst this was going on the lady’s shift had ended and her waiting husband had become impatient.
He eventually discovered the couple, and was enraged, but took no intemperate action; soon medics were summoned to extricate the man from his precarious situation.
The security guard lost his job and his wife in the tryst, being sacked for sexual skiving.
The shop assistant got off more lightly: though her husband would have nothing to do with her, she was judged to have finished her shift and so kept her job.
Via Heaven.
Recall also the tale of a Russian couple who became inextricably attached during sex; the more youthful nature of this pair will doubtless appease those unhappy at the scandalous notion of old people having sex.
They didnt know how to get unstuck, huh?
How did the medics separate them?
wait a stuck penis? is that even possible?
looks like this happens A LOT in Italy… xD
Wow wow….sucks to be her….rocks to be him….I guess?
wow
Every mans nightmare…
… Just start having sex with her again. Maybe itll come free!
LOL, that’s like the worst situation anyone could imagine. First, sex at workplace, then viginal cramp, then the husband of the woman was waiting outside for the dirty pair to be separated, what next?
Had that happen to me in California back in 2003 =) I was 17, in love and thought she was the hottest woman on the planet, she was 16…
Probably should note that I am Russian and she was Ukrainian/Russian, but I read up on it, and it actually happens to everyone, not just us!!!
Generally in fact caused by the lady friend getting freaked out by something a lot or real nervous from thinking about something, while the guy is hella attracted to her and cannot lose his erection…
Oh, and obviously, the sizes have to be a pretty close fit, with her sudden clench and loss of excitement making the vaginal opening smaller than the erect head.
Really nothing you can do in this situation except try to A) get her excited or B) try to get her to calm down.
Managed to tickle, tease, and talk her calm, then actually kept right on going after 40 mins =)))
And actually still wanted to marry the chick afterwards… Didn’t pan out, broke up half a year later. Even tried to date her again, 5 years later… That relationship, too, went the way of the dinosaurs. Big part of the disappointment was that the girl lost her crazy sex drive somewhere along the way =(
Ahh, 17 was a sweet age!!!
Shit happens :]
>The security guard lost his job and his wife in the tryst, being sacked for sexual skiving.
>The shop assistant got off more lightly: though her husband would have nothing to do with her, she was judged to have finished her shift and so kept her job.
Feminist revolution.
WE NEED VAGINAL WARM UPS!!
word.
I am a bit confused, if they were in a closed stall, could the husband have done something if he even wanted? My guess is they kept it locked until the EMTs came to witness and protect them from him.
I’m picturing paramedics with bbq tongs here.
sex is scary….
Sounds HAWT!!!
Someone just became karma’s bitch…
Oh, Italy.
lol i’m italian-o, altough i’m from rome
That’s what you call karma^^
indeed
if i were her husband i would have taken advantage of their incapacitation and killed the both of them
She had cramps? Then it probably wasn’t a good time to do her anyway. :/
I shall create a band one day and name it Penis Captivum.
Respect to the husband for not killing them.
This might be a stupid question, but how come he couldn’t just go limp and pull out?
Too bad the husband didn’t rage and cut off the guy’s penis. It would have been more interesting lol.
Hey it happened to me the other day. Does my hand cramping shut while fapping count??
Is it just me, or has all the problems in the world revolved around penis’s lately 😛
All of us are born from that thing anyway…
I have tons of respect for the husband for not doing anything terrible. I would’ve beat both the man and wife while they were joined together like that until the police came.
“…and the lady’s husband had been waiting outside…”
The husband was surprisingly calm. I would’ve attacked the guy while he was stuck to my wife.
You forgetting one thing…the guy is a “security guard”…he’s most probably can put up a fight defending himself even WITH his dick trapped inside the slut, while the husband on the other hand might not had any proper combat training. I would say the husband made a wise decision not starting a fight…
You ever seen European security guards?! They’re losers barely holding down a job fending off juvenile shoplifters…
Ain’t nothing buff or scary or trained about them. They’re just there to imitate a presence of authority.
Wow, imaging to have a guy stuck in ones women and that YOU have to call the ambulance, I can’t stop laughing at that poor guy XD
37 and 26 wow
That’s actually not that much of an age difference if you think about it…
screw it just leave like that
dont worry kids we are just playing trains
but seriously the husband saw them like that and did nothing
looooool. its becaming more and more common
The cramp must be really strong,if they are both wet and can’t get separetad.
Or were they doing it dry?
Since they wanted to do it quicly becouse of work.
can the dick even get in if it’s dry?
probably it can.But i wanted to say they both rushed and he didn’t make her wet enough,more relaxed,maybe she was wet enough also?
Or was the sex a little to strong for her there so quickly and she cramped down there.
Wow, two times in less than a month…
I need a medical/scientifical explanation of how is that this phenomenon happens, i just can’t picture it…
That sucks.
Reminds me of those stray dogs near my home during mating season..
Fun Fact:
This phenomenon is called Penis Captivum.
Finally my medical education comes in handy 😀
Would make an awesome name for a punk rock band.
Hmm. Penis Captivum. Penis Captivum.
Didn’t know that. Thanks medical education! *you’re welcome kajunbowser*
I’m just happy to see Taichi Kiriyama’s artwork.
amusing this is… ah well it happens.. just pray it dosnt happen to you
I’ll pray it does.
I’m just wondering… How does it feel for a woman and for the man in this situation? I mean, enough fluids and you’re out of it. amirite?
ITS A TRAP!
and it snaps shut upon entry.
Security guard took too long to notice..
how do you get a cramp anyway …damn ….*facepalm
hahahaha.. again trap inside…
this time got busted… hahaha…
both loosing their job… and that wife also maybe will loosing their husband too…
someone didn’t read the article, can you guess who?
It was just a cavity search gone horribly wrong.
That’s what you get for not doing foreplay before sex …. It’s like going into the pool without streching
See? No real justice in the world. Dude gets pink slip for being allowed to slip into her pink, the woman goes free. Hooray justice?
You obviously didn’t read the aricle, it states that the woman had finished her shift.
As for getting off with no punishment, she has split from her husband.
either way it is still bullshit that she gets to keep her job. she was still fucking in the workplace. there has got to be something in the job manual against that.
No, her shift finished while she was in the bathroom.
Manager: Yes you finished your shift, you can keep your job. Your next shift is with me.
A all new meaning to a woman being a trap.
rofl, good one
I would have lol’d so hard if i could’ve been able to discover them first ! LMAO
Guess the woman had got very lucky this time to keep her job, but i’m sure the man didn’t laugh as me though when finding them… XD
Also faptastic image as usual to present this news, you always keep impressing me Artefact :p
It’s from the eroge Sweet Home, one I’ve been meaning to play.
Lol busted!
A nut you mean! That shit must have been supertight!
A man with a promiscuous wife.
^ @Ichiro
v_v;
LOL’d.
Ichiro, you need to lurk moar about Relationships. 😀
gay thread.
¡wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What?
FAIL!!!
or only admins can do this? =(
Shit….
*facepalm*
what have this become?
no…
Marry me Ichiro. ^_^
:/
how?
Silly question…
what/who is Cuckold?
Cuckold (at least here in italy) means a married man who is enjoying see it’s wife while she is having sex with another (or others) man.
Ususaly cuckold is voyeur => he doesn’t participate in the act.
Artefact Suddenly changed the title?
Oh, right, I was reading the wiki article, I got confused about it when I compared the circumstance here in this article…
Thanks Meido guy for confirming it…
oh wait, I didn’t know Meido Guy has the Geass…
Actually I believe it’s the “Meido eye”. With powers very similar to that of the Geass. Some actually believe that much like the Sharingan’s position as a descendant of the Rin’negan, Kogarashi’s Meido eye may be the ancestral and much overpowered form of Geass.
Your memories were altered my friend.
And Eurasia is Ingsoc’s enemy.
So Artefact didn’t changed the title?
Oh my…
T_T
Cuckold is simply a married man whose wife cheats on him ^^
i feel sorry of the husband… cheated on site…
on site and on SIGHT!!
lol
at least it was a moderately young pair this time … and not old people.
i still do prefer teens and young twenties, but what the hell.
i guess the security guy thought of the need for a rather thorough investigation
We are all gone a get older and actually quite fast also. Can’t stay young forever. We are not anime characters. This is real life. You know the kind of life were a 14 year old is actually useless and can’t save the world with a huge mecha.
Really people in there 30s,40s are not old. But i quess that what anime does to people.
Though I agree that currently most 14 year olds lives are pointless, it is small minded to assume that the day will never arrive when 14 year olds life will hold great objective meaning. This is a real possibility due to the telescopic nature of evolution/progress.
Think about it, it took two billion years for life to start, 6 million years for the hominid, then 100,000 years later man as we know it arrives. Then the aricultural revolution- 10,000 years, scientific revolution- 400 years, industrial revolution- 150 years. Revolutions in progress will occur faster and faster and as man and machine grow together via genetic enginering and nanotechnology, each person (even the 14 year old of the future) will have a life far richer than any person today can enjoy.
As such, I think a 14 year old piloting giant mecha that saves the world is in fact a pretty perfect metaphor for the future that we will soon arrive in…
Still, in todays world, yeah, 40 isn’t so old. 40 year olds also currently live more meaningful lives that 14 year olds… Unless they work as security guards or shop assistants- I’m sure there are quite a few 14 year olds with more serious jobs than that.
some dangerous and controversial views there, for an otaku heaven like sankaku complex!
like what? old people shouldn’t shag? that’s so fucked up. why wouldn’t they. nursing homes are full of randy old people with “old timers” disease that think they’re only twenty something and just wanna party all day. wouldn’t you if you were that dosed up?
I wouldn’t say that 14 year olds are *completely* useless…
Femdom and straight shota agrees very much.
uhh, why would you get old quicker as compared to what? i plan on growing old at the same rate i always have, regardless of my age…
in the word’s of Arnie “to hell with you!”
I am living forever!
when your ashes in your graves.
I will be racing starships!
@Anon
in how far i implied that 30 or 40 is old i don’t know. i just said that i prefer teens and twenties. that’s just my fucking personal taste, anything against that? (oh, and with teens i mean LEGAL teens.)
wtf? i even said it’s not old people this time.
and you gotta know, i was referring to the russian grandparents post, you faggot -.-
i am very sorry for you that i do not want to fuck 60 and 70 year olds. but you gotta tell me some time how old, dry pussies and assholes feel. must be very coarse inside, you are not the sensitive guy, are ya?
“We are all gone a get older and actually quite fast also. Can’t stay young forever.”
duh. but if you had known about sports and exercise you would have at least stayed fit, and had eaten the right nutrients minimized the deterioration of your body a bit -.-
To play the devil’s avocate, I’d have to point out that far from everyone has a choice in eating well, and even got too much “exercise” due to working themselves ragged in order for them and their children to survive… And this isn’t including wars, accidents or other events that you have no power over damaging your body….
I do however have to be confused regarding your statement about fucking older people… Nobody says you have to, yet you reacted as if… As if you use these articles as fapping material, and when you can’t it’s a personal affront to you.
Fuck you, shut up and die! You ruined my dream man!!!!!! T_T
IM NOT REAL. I AM 2D AND MY AGE HAS BEEN 19 SINCE TIME BEGAN.
STONE HIM!!!! He ruined my dreams!!! I want to be 18 FOREVER!!!! T_T
That’s just insane man. I wonder how the husbands feels about all of this.
Guy “I know what your thinking..
“this is not how it looks…
“She said her vagina’s got cramps and she needs to pee…
I tried to help By Inserting my penis in her…
I’m Not Lying!!! Please Believe Me!!”
Wife “I will believe you if u didn’t give me the same excuse when u were sleeping with my sister…”
LOL. Nice. xD
I’d pimp slap her as hard as I could and then walk off!
I’d yell (after slapping her), “You’ve never cramped up on me like that!….WHY??!”
Thats what you get for not doing warm up…
Not warming up leads to cramps…
your comment gave me lulz
thats what she deserve for cheating, thats a what you call a karma.
KARMA sutra?? XD
Apocalypse Geyser!!!
up-throw chaingrab
“Soon medics were summoned to cut the man free from his precarious situation.”
Fixed!
What about the chain combo?
I mean, the husband DID appear when they were still stuck..
Counter attack with SDM?
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo BREAKER!
Where is the combo?
ok…where is the combo breaker?
Well…
Out of your FURRY?? XD
Oh damn you, I was about to say that. Know that I am mentally assaulting you with insults out of my fury!