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Ew. :)
indeed, after the first picture it just went down hill.
Usually I prefer IRL girls but... Well, fuck. I concur... 2D wins after all...
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Im going to vomit all over the place.
They have some nice toys at least. ;)
not so nice after they've used them
My beautiful virgin eyes ;_;
This will take more than just your eyes.
Lol love the tenga T-shirt and whoever stocked up on tenga products.
That old man probably fell asleep and lost.
that one picture i was not sure what exactly what was and what wasn't considered a toy
indeed, in this circumstance, 2D > 3D
This is why San Fransisco should cease to exist.
On top of many other reasons. Damn, where's that 10+ richter scale earthquake when you need it?
On the contrary. This is why SF should continue to exist.
ew
eek, a penis
Yeah, I know one of those girls in the group pictures. Totally scarring.
Save pic, blackmail her, get cash, buy a bycicle
depending on who she is, abuse her, then buy your bicycle
depending on who she is, fuck her, then buy your bicycle
:( this makes me not want to have a tenga anymore..
Well, try the alternative: the fleshlight. Way better.
Circle jerk anyone?
it should be jerk circle
Dibs on not being opposite to the master of semen shooting. :R
Still I think I've shot semen further than that guy.
wow!!!
I don't know there is an event like this...
These people sure have no shame at all....
Ehehehe...
MY EYES....
All them are...
ARGH!!!!!
*Burn self alive*
ARGH~!!!!!!!!
*Jump off Condo Roof*
Wait for me!
Wait, I'm coming too.
Also, Artefact, seriously, what the fuck? Are you just trolling now? Sometimes you give us good things, godly things, and sometimes you give us this!
The fuck Artefact? The fuck!?
Well, there must be a reason if they're competing in masturbation, am i right ?
I for one welcome those sort of bizarre articles. Quite hilarious I must say.
After all SankakuComplex is about "fapping" and "for the lulz!"
how about fapping to the lulz?
*ME THREE!!!*
*Jumps off the roof*
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN...CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!!!!
And you wonder why they're playing with themselves than expanding the human population?..
I guess... This... just disgusting event... ewd...
I don't think we'd want or need their participation in expanding the human population...
Wouldn't you rather that those people masterbate the procreate???
Well, I suppose it serves me right for clicking on the pictures, but they got smaller instead of bigger lol
Love me Tenga, love me sweet.
Yeah, that t-shirt is quite lulzy.
... I only saw one mildly attractive person. Glad I didn't attend.
I think this is one of many things that I was better off not knowing about.
The "Love Me Tenga" shirt is kinda cool though.
Also, gotta love Senne-chan.
Bay area... represent...?
*puke*
now this is wat we can call a bunch of fugly...
got some old man too...
very disgusting event and the smell there must be... ewww~~ sweat + fluid + other white fluid + other and other fluid... biohazard...
These guys (and girls) actually raise money and donate them to various health-related causes.
.. which is a good thing.
And they get to have fun, too.
Jeez, I can't imagine what it would be like trying to get my rocks off in a room with that fat, sweaty man.
and now you know how come it took the Japanese almost 10 hours to get in the right mood and finish. The other competitors probably got disgusted because of the fat guy & old guy combi and went home unsatisfied.
Imagine being the charity that got donated to though.
"So, can you fill in this sheet about fund raising for us please?"
ummmmm yeah, you can keep the pen. In fact keep the sheet to
There are other ways to raise money...
I can't think of any ways more fun than this.
Hell, for the right amount donated to the right cause, even I'd go in there and do it all day without embarrassment.
Go girl! >.</
can't say I believe in charities. no matter how much money you throw at most causes, they'll never be fixed with just money. The root of the problem almost never has to do with money, such as with all the things that happen in africa.
And I just can't understand how some people would be comfortable naked and masturbating in front of a crowd.
^
Our ancestors had been naked for God knows how long. Just because nowadays society thinks it is indecent to expose one's body, and so people conform to that. I don't think there is anything to be ashamed of. Are we any superior than other wild animals? I don't think so.
We are superior,
We have high thought process,
Animals mostly follows their instincts,
Humans sometimes do that,
But sometimes they gone beyond that,
And so, humans can become worse than animals.
Adieu and Sayonara MINNAAAA....
it's natural for human beings to use their brains, so it was natural for human beings to come up with clothes. It's not only useful against temperature, various weather, UV rays, insects, etc. but it's also a way to express yourself.
and if you don't think there's anything that separates us from other animals you need therapy.
also, naturists are nuts and don't really understand nature, they just want an excuse to be naked and rebellious for the heck of it.
I do agree that there is still some taboos about the body that should be gone, but if you say obscenity doesn't exist and we should all be naked, then you better not have any qualms about the small and look of yours and others piss and poop, and even farts. Also, you better not give a damn if you see an erection, because men get them even sometimes when they're not aroused, though if hot women start taking advantage of such freedoms, LOOK OUT! Girls, hope you don't mind boys fresh off puberty giving you a point at with their fifth limb. I heard naturists frown upon public erections and ask you to leave their presence if you get one... pfft.
also, sexy clothing is sexier than complete nakedness, most would agree. Even ancient cultures that accepted the body ususually covered sexual organs and would otherwise just fancy themselves up with fancy clothes and jewelry.
I agree.
If God had wanted us to go naked, we would've been born that way.
lolol sarcasm
I'm guessing the men and womens' areas are separate. One of the rare instances where this is a good thing.
But you're only guessing...
*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
What the hell?
But wow, 162cm... Quite some photon cannon you got there mister.
Looks like quite the classy shindig.
crinkly unattractive white ppl masturbating... brrr...
where are the hot asian chicks? sigh...
God that was disgusting!
3D pig disgusting!!
and uuhh..where's this godly japanese guy anyway? do I smell a lie Artefact?!!! just kidding.
and I cant believe the dude that sent his sperms flying at 162 cm/sec. GOD SPEED!
Glad to hear so many people are disgusted by this.
that last picture will be forever burned into my eyes... weird marathon but hey, makes for an amusing, but disturbing article ^^;
WOW! That room/building must smell nasty!
Why is it that when you hear of an event like this, even before seeing anyone you just know it's going to be full of unhealthy-looking, unkempt, unhygienic people or people that look like living creatures out of cirque de soleil?
All the healthy-looking, kempt, hygienic people are out practicing monogamous sexual intercourse in the missionary position.
so what's it take to mix this world up a little? You'd think these people would realize that keeping fit might just help them get the edge to win the competition.
Maybe it's just that being alone and useless gets you thinking and doing things you'd normally never think or do.
But here we're also assuming that these people are perverted bums and loners that are too useless to do much else and have no companions. Who knows, maybe some of them do?
no wonder the Japanese dude won, he even looks the best out of the bunch. That muscular guy with the crazy smile must have done well too.
Those were muscles? I assumed it was silicone.
wow, another achievement for the species known as humans...
omg 162cm???
i can imagine his room had semen all over the ceiling
uh... 162 cm is not that high...
that's assuming he was even pointing at the ceiling. I think that would make it harder to measure the length.
I CAME!
I SAW!
I CONQUERED!
whoa cool
I wanna participate
unlucky me to live in Jan Mayen
Good grief...
Ten hours?! Jesus fucking Christ! He must've been sore in the morning.
.....He must have an arm like a machine gun.
maybe he used the Tenga, he was sponsored by it after all...
I'd probably hit 01 and 10
omg wtf bbq.. smells like fish
Somehow, I'm became immune to this...
I developed auto-unsee from SanCon.
The only post that traumatized me is the Kaminagi post...
But the bad part is that, the H galleries became something too common for me that it's not enticing anymore like it used to be...
But there are still some galleries that me and my hand likes... Specially the DFCs 3D or 2D...
Who would've thought such a thing ever existed.
#17 looks like Melonpan! XD
Other than that, urgh don't remind me....
Wait...you're okay with seeing melonpan naked? Or perhaps you meant it was okay because you've (we all've) seen it before?
3D monsters, disgusting.
Hand of God, lol.
* Longest Squirt Distance
An area will be set up so that participants can compete for longest squirting/ejaculation distance. This will be a mixed gender event and whoever goes the fluid distance wins! This contest will be held at 7 pm.
* Longest Time Spent Masturbating
How long can people masturbate? Well, the current record is over 8 hours. Bend your gender expectations; that participant was 100% male. Winners will be awarded in as many gender categories as are appropriate.
* Most Orgasms
Multiple orgasms aren't just for females. The Masturbate-a-Thon record for most male orgasms is 6! Of course, women are a little ahead in this game with a record of 49 orgasm in a single masturbate-a-thon event. Wow! Men, women and any other declared gender category will compete for their own multi-orgasmic titles.
* Tag Team Fun
This is a tag team race like you have never seen. Team members tag each other for a place change in the masturbation arena.
Holy shit, awesome.
*face palm*
The cover image is misleading!
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN...
can not be unseen?
Don't click the link! Brix will be shat!
hehe tenga stuffs
good luck for the winner.
some things i'm just better off not seeing or knowing.
now you seized my meal.ughhhh
My eyes and mind....tainted....
totaly gross, where are the cute japanese girls?
I didn't need to see that.
now that just makes me want to outlaw Masturbation.
really... you can do that?
I MUST PUKE
I was not expecting actual pics. >.<
man, I'm a world champion in my own right. I train "hard" each and every day.
So does spanking it qualify as a sport now?
Sankaku,enough with the grotesque. m-kay?
old and fugly, the perfect contraceptive.
Thats made me loooled so hard. the old people made me cry and laugh at the same time.
have they no shame? XD
Damn it! My eyes!! (｡T^T｡)
All these persons are attention whores or pseudo-"modern" cult/indie persons.
No..nooo...nooooooooo....it can't be unseen....unless...
http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Swords_of_Concealing_Light
They better have cans Glade air fresheners available...
1. What the heck were those things strapped to the guy-with-the-cap's feet? Extendo-Roller-Blades?
2. What were the duties of the woman whose costume read, "Staff"?
3. The areas looked _way_ too closely spaced for the participants to be reasonably able to avoid accidental contact with others' bodily fluids. Medical hazard!
and, 4. (Over the public-address system): "Clean-up on aisle seventeen!"
See this is why some things should stay in the 2D world only..
Respect.
Safe.
what the fuck is john belushi doing in the fifth picture
lolz
the things you see on the internet XD
fooknig funny
* Pukes into nearby rubbish bin
* Recollects self, calms down.
* Scrolls upwards to find good shots
* Pukes again
* Calls it a night
I feel sorry for whoever has to clean up after that event...
i think they just burn the building down...
arrgh.... my eyes... my eyes....
Why wasn't I informed of this event? Well at least I know where to go next year.
Oh. Dear. God... my eyes... with contenders that look like that, it's no wonder that they enter into masturbation events... i must say though with a very heavy layer of sarcasm that i "love" the guy who waxed his chest but left his arms... sexy... and grandpa too, why not, old people need love too... and what's with the guy with the s&m gear on the stilts?... i mean, what the fuck...
My eyes! They bleed!
Very very weird... (but bonus points for tenga)
Most of the people there look like they are gay. Is it only gay people that goes to these events lol?
Masturbating with total strangers would be really odd...
Seriously you need to go to the psychologist, you are fucking crazy. Wtf stupid freaks?!?!
I cant get anything funny here.
sankuak tricked me i thought it was news not a half galleries!! innocently i clicked on the new read down than i saw it...
MY EYES, they burn!!! awwww never have i see such display of natural disaters of human image...
Stupid question, but how did a man beat women at the masturbation contest? I thought women didn't get tired after orgasms? No really I'm being serious, I don't get it. Please don't laugh.
Guys are just good at it.
Anyway, was this thing legit? looks like it was held in some freak's basement. I say take it to the stadium! Prove it to the world!
[And for one day all around the world eyes will bleed]
looks like a blue saxaphon
I could've cried.
*Runs to the toilet*
depending on who she is, buy her, then fuck a bicycle
awesome, my post didn't quote :D