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just imagine the smell of that place.....
They better have cans Glade air fresheners available...
1. What the heck were those things strapped to the guy-with-the-cap's feet? Extendo-Roller-Blades?
2. What were the duties of the woman whose costume read, "Staff"?
3. The areas looked _way_ too closely spaced for the participants to be reasonably able to avoid accidental contact with others' bodily fluids. Medical hazard!
and, 4. (Over the public-address system): "Clean-up on aisle seventeen!"
No..nooo...nooooooooo....it can't be unseen....unless...
http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Swords_of_Concealing_Light
TRAP CARD
See this is why some things should stay in the 2D world only..
Respect.
Safe.
have they no shame? XD
Damn it! My eyes!! (｡T^T｡)
All these persons are attention whores or pseudo-"modern" cult/indie persons.
fooknig funny
Thats made me loooled so hard. the old people made me cry and laugh at the same time.
the things you see on the internet XD
what the fuck is john belushi doing in the fifth picture
lolz
totaly gross, where are the cute japanese girls?
I didn't need to see that.
now that just makes me want to outlaw Masturbation.
really... you can do that?
My eyes and mind....tainted....
some things i'm just better off not seeing or knowing.
now you seized my meal.ughhhh
I MUST PUKE
I was not expecting actual pics. >.<
* Pukes into nearby rubbish bin
* Recollects self, calms down.
* Scrolls upwards to find good shots
* Pukes again
* Calls it a night
man, I'm a world champion in my own right. I train "hard" each and every day.
So does spanking it qualify as a sport now?
Sankaku,enough with the grotesque. m-kay?
old and fugly, the perfect contraceptive.
depending on who she is, buy her, then fuck a bicycle
awesome, my post didn't quote :D
*Runs to the toilet*
I could've cried.
looks like a blue saxaphon
only 9 hours and 58 minutes? I regularly fap for 13 hours at a time....although, seeing the pictures, I guess I would need to bring my own eye candy....
THE MOST strange contest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is that last pic a micropenis, look closely
go my skype and masturbat... :-))))
Ew, last shot. #17 is pure epic, those are plyometric exercise stilts.
My eyes! They bleed!
Oh. Dear. God... my eyes... with contenders that look like that, it's no wonder that they enter into masturbation events... i must say though with a very heavy layer of sarcasm that i "love" the guy who waxed his chest but left his arms... sexy... and grandpa too, why not, old people need love too... and what's with the guy with the s&m gear on the stilts?... i mean, what the fuck...
I feel sorry for whoever has to clean up after that event...
i think they just burn the building down...
arrgh.... my eyes... my eyes....
Why wasn't I informed of this event? Well at least I know where to go next year.
Very very weird... (but bonus points for tenga)
Most of the people there look like they are gay. Is it only gay people that goes to these events lol?
Masturbating with total strangers would be really odd...
sankuak tricked me i thought it was news not a half galleries!! innocently i clicked on the new read down than i saw it...
MY EYES, they burn!!! awwww never have i see such display of natural disaters of human image...
Stupid question, but how did a man beat women at the masturbation contest? I thought women didn't get tired after orgasms? No really I'm being serious, I don't get it. Please don't laugh.
Guys are just good at it.
Anyway, was this thing legit? looks like it was held in some freak's basement. I say take it to the stadium! Prove it to the world!
[And for one day all around the world eyes will bleed]
Seriously you need to go to the psychologist, you are fucking crazy. Wtf stupid freaks?!?!
I cant get anything funny here.
hehe tenga stuffs
good luck for the winner.
God that was disgusting!
3D pig disgusting!!
and uuhh..where's this godly japanese guy anyway? do I smell a lie Artefact?!!! just kidding.
and I cant believe the dude that sent his sperms flying at 162 cm/sec. GOD SPEED!
crinkly unattractive white ppl masturbating... brrr...
where are the hot asian chicks? sigh...
Looks like quite the classy shindig.
Glad to hear so many people are disgusted by this.
omg 162cm???
i can imagine his room had semen all over the ceiling
I CAME!
I SAW!
I CONQUERED!
uh... 162 cm is not that high...
that's assuming he was even pointing at the ceiling. I think that would make it harder to measure the length.
wow, another achievement for the species known as humans...
Why is it that when you hear of an event like this, even before seeing anyone you just know it's going to be full of unhealthy-looking, unkempt, unhygienic people or people that look like living creatures out of cirque de soleil?
All the healthy-looking, kempt, hygienic people are out practicing monogamous sexual intercourse in the missionary position.
so what's it take to mix this world up a little? You'd think these people would realize that keeping fit might just help them get the edge to win the competition.
Maybe it's just that being alone and useless gets you thinking and doing things you'd normally never think or do.
But here we're also assuming that these people are perverted bums and loners that are too useless to do much else and have no companions. Who knows, maybe some of them do?
Those were muscles? I assumed it was silicone.
no wonder the Japanese dude won, he even looks the best out of the bunch. That muscular guy with the crazy smile must have done well too.
that last picture will be forever burned into my eyes... weird marathon but hey, makes for an amusing, but disturbing article ^^;
WOW! That room/building must smell nasty!
What the hell?
But wow, 162cm... Quite some photon cannon you got there mister.
Well, I suppose it serves me right for clicking on the pictures, but they got smaller instead of bigger lol
Love me Tenga, love me sweet.
Yeah, that t-shirt is quite lulzy.
And you wonder why they're playing with themselves than expanding the human population?..
I don't think we'd want or need their participation in expanding the human population...
I guess... This... just disgusting event... ewd...
Wouldn't you rather that those people masterbate the procreate???
wow!!!
I don't know there is an event like this...
These people sure have no shame at all....
Ehehehe...
MY EYES....
All them are...
ARGH!!!!!
*Burn self alive*
ARGH~!!!!!!!!
*Jump off Condo Roof*
Wait for me!
*ME THREE!!!*
*Jumps off the roof*
I for one welcome those sort of bizarre articles. Quite hilarious I must say.
After all SankakuComplex is about "fapping" and "for the lulz!"
how about fapping to the lulz?
Well, there must be a reason if they're competing in masturbation, am i right ?
Wait, I'm coming too.
Also, Artefact, seriously, what the fuck? Are you just trolling now? Sometimes you give us good things, godly things, and sometimes you give us this!
The fuck Artefact? The fuck!?
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN...CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!!!!
Ew. :)
Yeah, I know one of those girls in the group pictures. Totally scarring.
Save pic, blackmail her, get cash, buy a bycicle
depending on who she is, abuse her, then buy your bicycle
depending on who she is, fuck her, then buy your bicycle
Is this a motorbi?
ew
eek, a penis
indeed, after the first picture it just went down hill.
indeed, in this circumstance, 2D > 3D
Usually I prefer IRL girls but... Well, fuck. I concur... 2D wins after all...
Lol love the tenga T-shirt and whoever stocked up on tenga products.
That old man probably fell asleep and lost.
C'mon guys a lot of the girls were fine and the guys were clever.
that one picture i was not sure what exactly what was and what wasn't considered a toy
This will take more than just your eyes.
not so nice after they've used them
They have some nice toys at least. ;)
My beautiful virgin eyes ;_;
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Im going to vomit all over the place.
This is why San Fransisco should cease to exist.
On the contrary. This is why SF should continue to exist.
On top of many other reasons. Damn, where's that 10+ richter scale earthquake when you need it?