Man With 25cm Penis Implant Begs for Reduction
- Categories: International, News
- Date: May 5, 2009 23:25 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Mental Illness, Moscow, Penis Abuse, Plastic Surgery, Russia
A man who insisted on plastic surgery to augment his penis from its original 15cm to a gargantuan 25cm is now begging doctors to undo the surgery, as no woman will have anything to do with him.
The 40-year-old man underwent the surgery against the advice of doctors at a Moscow clinic, as he insisted 15cm was just too small. He demanded doctors enhance his member to near equine proportions of 25cm.
Doctors tried to dissuade him, showing him a model of what such a grotesquely oversized member would look like (and hopefully explaining to him that such sizes would prove very difficult for most women to accommodate), but he was adamant that he needed such a colossal appendage.
Eventually doctors relented and decided to take his money anyway.
Two operations later and he was nearly twice his original size, and was eager to return to his presumable life of romance.
However, barely had a month passed and he was back at the clinic, this time begging for a reduction:
“He said no woman wants to be with him anymore. He came here several times, begged us for new surgery, swore he would never be so stupid again.”
Doctors are however powerless to help; he must wait at least six months before new surgery can be undertaken safely.
The doctors are not entirely sympathetic: “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” they quip.
Via MosNews.
The ancients millennia ago left us with the Delphic formula “Know thyself, nothing in excess”, and it seems the importance of those words has not diminished.
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inb4 Ron Jeremy?
Well, you could do auto fellatio. With a 25cm p3n0r.
Hey, that's like 9 to 10 inches, right? I thought this happened a lot already. Don't most porn guys and rappers get their dicks lengthened to 10 inches? They still get to fuck. This guy just gets a story cuz he asked to return his extra 4 inches off his dick no sooner than he got them.
He needs to find a BIGGER Woman.
a meltlandi
He should just get a job on the Mutant Dicks porn site, I'm sure the sluts on there, will be able to handle him
LMAO, i thought the bigger the better.
Of course he's gonna freak out! I imagine it's different to just suddenly get the extra length out of nowhere, as opposed to having it there all along to work with like Ron Jeremy. Who knows, maybe he'll get used to it during the cooldown period.
25 cm? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I would totally not hit it.
"The doctors are not entirely sympathetic: “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” they quip."
This quote is made of WIN!!!
Hey wait, isn't that really a straight shota pic? Ugh, I hate it when they basically give the shota a fifth limb.
Is that futa Yumi hugging Sachiko-sama?
Is nothing sacred anymore?
''Know thyself'' and ''nothing in excess''
they are not one but two phrases
According to wikipedia:
Peter North = 8.5 inches (21.5 cm)
Ron Jeremy = 9.76 inches (24.76 cm)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon
Biggest.
holy shit, that must be fake though. I'm sure Ron's is fake (just going off that he does porno, though), so this guy's MUST be fake. so why isn't he returning his like this guy? lol.
And he's just a writter/actor? Doesn't do porno? Damn, wonder why there aren't woman with big breasts who do things that aren't related to sexual pleasure. Oh wait, there's Dolly Parton... but we need moar.
He should have been a pronstar.
Hiro's such a pimp. But why are his thighs so thick compared to his upper body?
isn't 9 inches the common length of a black man? I guess there aren't many blacks in Russia so russian women aren't used to that size.
I always thought it was a myth that blacks have much longer dicks than other men.
At least it's a myth, in and outside of Japan, that most woman want a big dick. A lot (meaning some, but still many) of woman aren't even crazy enough about sex to want it to last long... hmm, or maybe those ones are just the virgins..?
Trolls.
Ok, I have a penis that's roughly 7 inches long and thick as a motherfucker, and I can tell you from experience, women claim to want the big dick, but they CANNOT handle it. Even the sluts who are loose are generally in for a very painful and unpleasant time. A woman's vagina is only 6 inches deep on average anyways. Of course, that doesn't stop me from fucking them as deep, hard, and long as possible. Years of abuse from women has left me bitter to the point that I use my big dick like a monkey's paw. Be careful what you wish for indeed, and enjoy walking funny for a week, bitch!
Russians are fucking brutal. I love how they just speak whatever they want. Reminds me of an Arabic co-worker...to bad it was hard to understand him because he was so loud and throwing shoes at everybody.
“If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” they quip.
Lol @ Russians.
with a penis like that he shouldn't be having problems engaging selfcest XD.
from what hentai/doujin is the image posted above the article?
This wouldn't be news if they converted to inches. Man has 6 inch dick, upgrades to 9. Not a story. 9s are all over. Move to africa and you're a puny white guy again. A 9 is no reason not to get laid, he's probly a greasy bum.
As a white boy, 9 inches is already more than enough, and painful to small women. 10 is just a bit over the top, makes them think you used to do porn, and quit due to to an STI.
Crap! Mine is 15 cm! :(
damn i want to know how they get a big dick
what is it with these inches..
the whole wide world uses centimeters
..exept for the us n england. - _-
can u even do math with inches ?
huh, 25cm in like 9in Is that big? I thought it was normal. \(^O^)/
what good will enlarging his brain do? its obvious he only thinks with his dick
jiong
ahahaha lmfao xD Yay free Brainenlargements 4 Everyone xD
hey i will love a big dick in my pussy
we all know you do not have one
why botter lying...
25 centimeter is long but not amazingly so. Longest hung guy where I work (according to rumor) was not a tall guy, but average height.
Most women can handle guy up to 9 or 10 inch without too much problem, but might take a bit for her to adjust to longer length. Six inch penis (15 cm) is not particularly short, but rather average or a bit longer than average.
If guy spent time with prostitutes, then they might say no because they don't want to get "hurt" and endanger their income making area(s). And virgins might be afraid simply because lack of experience. But other women probably get a bit wide eyed and then grin at the sight of a 25 centimeter "tool".
The question about girth is very valid, but no way to know, right?
Mostly, I think this storey is either made up (fiction) or badly reported (inaccurate).
What a moron......
Remember what old are u...
I'm 21ish cm(more on a good day, less sometimes).
Uhhh.
I don't see his problem.
Although, I guess the fact that I'm 6'5" makes it look properly scaled. If he was 5'3", it would look strange.
Christ... 25cm is only ~9 inches... thats not an insane amount. *_*
http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/jokepenis.jpg
Hmmmmm....
I actually don't think 9" is that big...
World average is somewhere around 6" for adult males. Could be lower, probably not higher. Comparing to height, it would be like being 8'+ tall (since average height is somewhere below 6'). That's two and a half meters tall for those who don't grok imperial.
It's actually 5 inches (12.7cm). World average (bad nutrition in poorer countries, genetic factors, etc).
so mine penur 17 cm long and 4 cm wide is still normal?
@ Russia - that's when erect, right?
Yes, when erect.
mine is 7 inch long, i forgot width..
I don't think he realizes that for many women, width is far more pleasurable than length, which can actually be unpleasant.
All of the pleasurable spots for women depend on length to really take advantage of them.
Not speaking for every woman, of course.
That must have been great in his younger years.
25cm? Approximately 10 inches? Well sure it's big, but don't think it's that gigantic. I've seen bigger in pr0n.
I doubt his penis is the main reason why he can't get laid.
Wait a minute- His crotch will bulge out even with pants on...
Imagine walking around like that... people might think that he's having a hard-on
it probably snakes around and up his ass like echidna's snake in Queen's Blade.
Ahhhh I need to wash my brain now!!!
xD That would be epic on Snakes on a Plane.
"Sir is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to.. OH GOD!!"
lol that'd be awkward XD
Artefact, there is a penis on the front page.
Amongst other things.
It is censored. Decency is thus preserved.
Now that's just not true.
I don't mind, but then I'm not at work, and i'd never come on here at work... I don't know how or why anyone would manage it.
People at work wouldn't be reading penis implant articles, I think. More general topics never have gratuitous images.
lol, there's a lot of articles people wouldn't or shouldn't be reading at work. It's obvious you'd have to most likely go past one like that in order to get to a safer one.
ROFL hard
According to internet Converter.
25cm =9.8 inches
If i have a 7 in penis and this guy cant handle an almost 10 incher
I conclude this guy is the fail. Trading in his 5 inch hard penis for a 10 inch limp one xDD
genital surgery is only for looks....
and he wanted a 10 inch crotch deadweight xD
ok 25cm...
how long is that?
*Grab a Ruler*
O_O...
OMG!!!!
I need another ruler...
Guess you've got one of those crappy 6in rulers?
Honestly...I'm 4.85 in length and 3.3 in girth. Chinese by the way.
hmm... lol, is it bad that I haven't measured mine since I was 17? Not with a ruler at least. All I know is that it's a bit longer than my index finger when flaccid. no, I didn't check that just now... >_>
lolololololololol
2D wins
Bigger isn't necessarily better, I suppose.
Him and Sheyla Hershey should make their own series of Pr0n now; "Woman with 38KKK Boobs giving a sandwich to a guy with 25cm long penis"..
it would be hilarious if they both literally explode like balloons.
LOL . . . It scares me that I has the same thought.
soo what have we found out? 25 cm dicks dont get chicks..
no... the bigger the dick you are, the more people will try to avoid you...
Oh thats exactly what women want, to feel like a baby is going inside of them when they are having sex, reverse birth anyone? I want to laugh, but it's so sad.
If I were ugly and attracting women wasn't part of the equation, I would want a huge dong like that. So I could say, if nothing else, that I have a huge dong.
is this length or width/girth?
(presumably its length).
i believe that is a matter of personal taste...
duh...
it's a penis not a cheese wheel of course its length.
rofl xD
lol!
Rofl
lol.
lulz! ^___^
Also wait can't he suck his own penis now.
It seem pretty possible XD
I'm very sure this is the reason why he wanted to do this in the first place. Hell, I would love to try something like that for a week or so, since I'm an unsocial loser who doesn't get girls anyway. Unfortunately, I'm smarter than that, and I know something like that is stupid. It might seem awesome in the moment, but eventually you will regret it.
Also, absolutely NO women want nothing to do with his 9-inch penis? Seriously? So...all those doujinshi I've been reading are LIES?! I feel so betrayed.
Doujins have shoutas penises that are like a meter long, 30 inches wide, and women deepthroat them. yeaaap.
and they fit inside assholes and pussys.And strech like crazy not hurting anything XD
I am pretty athletic, and when I first came(I already knew about stuff...) it was into my own mouth.
Imagine my surprise lol.
I still do it sometimes, but it is a bit harder now. Also, you can come faster using hand.
Hot tho.
anon must have meant 30 "cm" wide because If there was even one doujin where a guy shoves a board or a tree down a girl's throat, everyone on the net would know about it now... unless it went into blood and guro territory.
I only have one thing to say about that...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA.
And you're done.
"Doujins have shoutas penises that are like a meter long, 30 inches wide, and women deepthroat them. yeaaap."
That just made my Day
lol
'So…all those doujinshi I’ve been reading are LIES?! I feel so betrayed.'
yep, we dont like it so big lol
sorry XD
Well we all know that now I mean he wants it reduced again LOL
moral lesson: human needs/wants are unlimited
but the women that want to sleep with something that grotesque are very limited indeed...
That's not a moral. That's a life lesson.
25cm? Wow.
“If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,”
Lol. XD
Want to translate that to inches for a moron like me?
Around 9 inches.
25 centimeters = 9.84251969 inch
Thank you google
or join nine inch nails as a "nine inch nail"
.... urg! That was a bad one! xDD
10 inches.... Why not just use what you have and come to the USA and do some porn for 6 months haha.
Could we get a conversion into rods and cubits for our less up to speed readers while we are at it?
"I demand to have a penis that is one rod long!"
"You realize you won't have enough blood to–"
"Do it anyway!"
PHAIL!!!
I would have thought it was one rod...
lmao XD
Haha, made me lolz
0.05 rods
"Could we get a conversion into rods and cubits for our less up to speed readers while we are at it?"
ROFL.
25 centimeters = 0.546806649 cubits
I really doubt his manhood is the only reason why he can't get laid anymore.
He's probably like a Brian Peppers trying to sell a 10 inch cock to a woman. Brian Peppers couldn't sell a 10 inch cock if it was attached to him or not. Hell, Brian Peppers couldn't sell shit... unless maybe he cosplayed as that guy from resident evil 4.
He was an idiot for thinking that.
He must have forgotten how old he is.
40 is too old for sex!?!
He doesn't have the blood pressure to get it up anymore. LMAO
Yes.
he needs to go to africa. he would be small there. lol.
My guess is that it is too big, kinda flaccid when "erect" (not hard, how women like), and he is old, ugly, poor and smells.
Lol that's witty...
Maybe he should hit on a secretary to reduce the length of his penis...
i see what you did there
lolz
jajajajajaja...
nice one buddy!
omg! LOL!