A man in the midst of relieving himself was shocked when a large rat suddenly leapt forth from the toilet and took a bite out of his dangling manhood.
The man, a resident of the Jianxi province of China, was crouched over a public toilet and in the process of emptying his bowels, when out of the foetid depths of the toilet flew a large and apparently irritated rat, which sank its teeth into the first thing it saw, which happened to be the man’s tenderest part.
The toilet in question was a traditional East Asian squat type, apparently plumbed by the cost efficient means of a large hole full of sewage, possibly explaining the rat’s presence.
A reporter at the scene called the exterior of the toilet “OK”, but thought the inside to be rather unhygienic.
After this shocking assault, the man sprung to his feet whilst bleeding profusely. He pulled up his trousers and headed to the hospital in an unusual display of medical common sense.
The doctor quickly identified the rat’s tooth-marks on the man’s member, and the man soon found the cure as problematic as the malady: his penis was washed in hydrogen peroxide solution as a disinfectant, and he was recommended to take shots against rabies…
The rat apparently made good its escape.
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IN SOVIET CHINA, RATS KILLS YOU!
followed by Rat Bites gals’s Nipple in Bathroom very soon... LMAO!
Could be even worse. In Singapore, there was a guy who got his manhood bitten by a snake coming out from the toilet. Saw that in Discovery Channel.
I bet that must b a female rat trying to giv hiim a blowjob zzzzzz...
This is amusing
Holy shit you naughty rat!
That was scary actually...
There really is an increasing trend in damaged penis. If this continues, the price for a quality penis will spyrocket.
And that's when I will strike.
Just as planned.
How did they know that it wasn't a buck-tooth Chinese prostitute with sporadic seizures that bite him?...
bit him...
sry grammar error
Lasson; never go into crouching style toilet.
When rats are around it doesn't neccessarily mean the place is unhygenic.
Wow, I will never masturbate over a toilet ever. I mean, I had considered doing it but definately not now...
Title made me lol hard lol.
I know one guy once took a shit at a junkyard and a rat bit his balls.
The rat obviously didn't appreciate the view,that or the rat meant to enter the womans bathroom and got a surprise it wasn't counting on.
"In an unusual display of medical common sense"
I knew it. Asians are smarter... we can't win a war against China... fuck this shit.
MY HAMSTER ONCE BITE MY PENIS, IT HURTS
I bet the rat is really hungry and mistaken his penis for a sausage. YUM!
Rofl that guy got gg'd
Kappu-Chuu~
News like this does not help my irrational OCD kink that makes me triple-check anything going near a bodily orifice for spiders/etc.
A wild Ratata appaeared...
sometimes the weirdest news comes from china.I hope the man is ok.
auch é_è
Ohhhh, the pain...
Yet another reason to avoid using public restroom facilities.
ya Especially the Horny ones...
Eww....
+1
Mans penis 0 - Rat in the toilet 1
ow, that hurts just thinking about it
ouch... ouch... oh ouch....
wtf is with all these penis bitings lately :P
It's the economy, stupid!
Rat Win
memo to self, when visiting china, check toilet condition.
Yeah, insert your hand first to the plumber to check whether there is a rat or even snake in it..
It's better to get bitten at your hand than at your member, but plus stinky hand afterwards.
LOL Hydrogen Peroxide LOL
this is what expected of rat from china
Poor guy. Lol.
seems like penis biting is becoming more frequent than usual - the economy does some strange things when its crappy.
nawh, this is the chinese version of Mulberry St. (8 Films to die for), if you get bitten in teh penis you'll become a were-rat with penis head. roflmao
Naw, it's just simple revenge dude.
If I was a rat minding my own business in the sewage and suddenly got pissed on, by God I WILL HAVE HIS PENIS.
Lol i wonder how much it would escalate when economy fails completely.
Earwigs?
PENIS-EATING EARWIGS
You should all be feeling the sting in your nethers, for below you, swims the dreaded candiru, a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of flesh you once called your penis!
probably
you said.
Yes, rats are very economic wary.
Never walk in the sewers with an empty wallet!
so goddamn true
Artefact, you have the weirdest gift... of finding appropriate images to use.
did her vagina also get biten
lol
For realz. Where is this one from?
This is from the eroge Yotsunoha.
Thank you!
Holy shit, washing a wound on one's penis with hydrogen peroxide? That's gotta hurt like hell, seeing that the nerves in the penis is so condensed...
Hehehehe if the reporter in China thinks the exterior of the toilet is only "OK", it must be already quite horrible in our standards... can't imagine what the interior looks like. Perhaps like a room where a monkey has had access to a pile of human fecal matter? XD
wow....you're so informed about penises aint you... >.> <.<
it burns... it burns...
I know how this man feels.
We're waiting...
really... do tell
and waiting some more...
Still waiting...
Go on...
maybe the rat thought it was a suitable mate or thought it was "another" rat about to invade it's territory.
Maybe the rat was angry for getting pooped on.
This is a fantastic story.
FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Yeah, seriously, if I were a rat, minding my own business, and someone shat on me, I'd be pretty pissed too...
Not if you were a SCAT RAT!
o3o
At least it wasn't an army of rats.
I blame it on the Kuomintang.
Yes, because the ghost of Chiang Kai-shek plans to take China back via dick biting rats.
obviously
hell that rat probly thought it was a snake trying to bite it!! XDDDD
T0T what a bad luck
How unluck,but i think it would be worse if the rat bit his balls XD.
damn... I hate rats... Having a rat give me sleepless nights made me torture the rat... If a rat bites me there I'll dedicate my life to the extinction of rats...
I'm laughing and crying at the same time for this person :)
Happy ending for the rat, I am glad.
at least he wasnt taking a dump.if he was it could have went up his ass
If he was squatting, then it's most likely he was taking a dump... but imagine if the rat bit him in the inside of his ass... OWOWOWOW!
Rat anal raep? They'd have to pour hydrogen peroxide down his butthole...ouch! >_<
"emptying his bowels" means taking a dump.
How ironic.
Rat's jumping out of toilets is scary.
"...but thought the inside to be rather unhygienic."
Calling those outhouses "unhygienic" is an understatement, seriously.