Man Bites Off Own Penis

you are all idiots....

LOL simple, he LIED!!!

probably was forcing a blow job on to some underage kid who bit him and ran off.

It won't do him any good since it'd be the 2nd time being a pedo.

Serious people think harder please next time??

and why the fuck would he do that on the street?

Its impossible to reach him, no?

i dont get it.

Self pleasure gone wrong?

that's one masochistic dude

lol
that is the most unfortunate thing to happen for sexual issues people

now he can't even masturbate
poor him

WTF

wew, his penis must be very big.

I don't think my mouth can touch mine... (ive tried it till my back hurts)

How does his head even reach his penis? *imagines a flying head with an extremely flexible neck*

Ouch..

maybe he was practicing for the pain olympics???? (yes that is a real thing)

...i feel like that picture's going to yell at me...

lol how is that physically possible?

must be flexible like crazy...

Sucking his dick too much? and then he bites it off probably...

Whats up with all these recent stories about penises getting bitten off, raped, and injured.

That's why it's a good idea to cover your crouch where ever you go just in case

uhh... too long maybe

That must've been one hell of a acid trip!

OUCH!!!!

Yeah RIght, that's anatomically impossible.

That's not a man.

The dude is mentally ill and should seek professional help.

This case adds a whole new meaning to the phrase, "hot dog and a shake" !

no, it was masochistic auto-fellatic masturbation gone wrong

picture says it all. holy crap that must have been weird in the police report.

ME QUEMO!!!

Probably failed attempt at self pleasure.

This was misleading, I thought he bit the whole thing, more likely he nipped the tip in a fashion less traumatizing than Something About Mary. Even so, props for getting further than most of us ever will with ourselves.

so i saw this article and thought "Haha! Where did this happen?!", so i clicked.

i dove into the post and immediately hit the 50 foot high roadblock of BROOKLYN, NEW YORK.

i guess even my own home isn't safe from becoming the latest news on Sankaku Complex... what a dumbass.

yeeeeep definitely issues

accused of violating a 13 yr old then get sentence for two months misdemeanor? probably got too lonely and tried to give himself head.

I'm sure this is too far down for anyone to read, but here's a question...

How many people read this and tried to see if they could reach their crotch?

how do you even reach that far? sounds fishy to me

わかりません！xD

who cant lick the tip? amirite?
anyway, i know the pic for the topic from somewhere i just cant remember where, can anyone enlighten me?

I come back from a week of mind-raping physics to this.

I understand this less.
5 dimensional modeling is nothing compared to the WTFness I am currently experiencing.

mastubation is indeed dangerous

"If thy hand or thy foot causeth thee to sin, cut them off and cast them from thee." Matthew 18:8

Maybe he was sucking away and sneezed.

Cool.
So there is a man being able to suck his own cock.
How, why... I don't really care.
To be honest, the "... violating 13yo g" part sounds more interesting.
Are we faggots or not?!

LOLWUT

lol @ Makoro Shishio

I assume that his penis was too big and he couldn't raep lolis. So, he decided to fix the problem manually, I mean, orally.

LOL@picture

Japan, Where all people do crazy stuff without considering the odds... >.>

If you know Yoga,you can do that,without trouble
no kidding...
but why...
I LOL'ED

Maybe he bit it off to halt his sexual urges to rape?
Did a good thing then!

he must've been really hungry...lolz

I'm interested in the "how" of things, actually.
How the FUCK did he manage to stick his penis in his mouth?? That'd be some extreme contortion, my man.

How?

The man can do good situps.

Why?

He's hungry

he did want a platano O,O

WOW, WTF! I mean, the idea of autofalltio already makes me want to gag up my throat (or is it my esophagus?), but this image is enough to make me pull myself inside out o_O

and I thought the polish sausages was an epic failure...

At least he enjoyed a loli.

Girls: Imagine biting off your clit.

Perhaps he was hungry? OM NOM NOM NOM

i lol'd so bad bwahahaaha.....

I'm gonna go to sleep now, and i thank you for ruining my sleep-time with nightmares. Curse me and the second i thought "let's check updates on sankaku, and hope for a new gallery"...

Next time i won't check updates in here just before going to sleep. That's for sure.

maybe he don wan to violating a 13-year-old girl anymore...

but how he can bite their own??? his thing that so long???

i love so much how the top picture always fits so much the article :p

Was he trying to circumcise himself?

Ron Jeremy? He's the only one I know who can do autofellatio with his loooong, glistening, throbbing, wiener

fapfapfap....

.....oh wait.

He can't.

I had the same face as the picture lol

I bet he was a druggy, so good chance that he would do something this crazy.

Another penis biting post.

i bet every guy here just done the same as me.....held their legs together just thinking about the pain

That....is horrible, why would someone bite off the treasures of man?

You were discussing common main site tags in the forums, Artefact. I think you need a "penis mutilation" tag.

The tip is the most sensitive...damn.

...How...