Man Bites Off Own Penis

you are all idiots....

LOL simple, he LIED!!!

probably was forcing a blow job on to some underage kid who bit him and ran off.

It won't do him any good since it'd be the 2nd time being a pedo.

Serious people think harder please next time??

and why the fuck would he do that on the street?

Its impossible to reach him, no?

i dont get it.

Self pleasure gone wrong?

that's one masochistic dude

lol
that is the most unfortunate thing to happen for sexual issues people

now he can't even masturbate
poor him

wew, his penis must be very big.

I don't think my mouth can touch mine... (ive tried it till my back hurts)

WTF

Ouch..

Whats up with all these recent stories about penises getting bitten off, raped, and injured.

That's why it's a good idea to cover your crouch where ever you go just in case

How does his head even reach his penis? *imagines a flying head with an extremely flexible neck*

maybe he was practicing for the pain olympics???? (yes that is a real thing)

...i feel like that picture's going to yell at me...

lol how is that physically possible?

must be flexible like crazy...

Sucking his dick too much? and then he bites it off probably...

uhh... too long maybe

The dude is mentally ill and should seek professional help.

This case adds a whole new meaning to the phrase, "hot dog and a shake" !

That must've been one hell of a acid trip!

OUCH!!!!

Yeah RIght, that's anatomically impossible.

That's not a man.

no, it was masochistic auto-fellatic masturbation gone wrong

picture says it all. holy crap that must have been weird in the police report.

ME QUEMO!!!

lol @ Makoro Shishio

Probably failed attempt at self pleasure.

so i saw this article and thought "Haha! Where did this happen?!", so i clicked.

i dove into the post and immediately hit the 50 foot high roadblock of BROOKLYN, NEW YORK.

i guess even my own home isn't safe from becoming the latest news on Sankaku Complex... what a dumbass.

This was misleading, I thought he bit the whole thing, more likely he nipped the tip in a fashion less traumatizing than Something About Mary. Even so, props for getting further than most of us ever will with ourselves.

accused of violating a 13 yr old then get sentence for two months misdemeanor? probably got too lonely and tried to give himself head.

I'm sure this is too far down for anyone to read, but here's a question...

How many people read this and tried to see if they could reach their crotch?

how do you even reach that far? sounds fishy to me

yeeeeep definitely issues

わかりません！xD

who cant lick the tip? amirite?
anyway, i know the pic for the topic from somewhere i just cant remember where, can anyone enlighten me?

I come back from a week of mind-raping physics to this.

I understand this less.
5 dimensional modeling is nothing compared to the WTFness I am currently experiencing.

"If thy hand or thy foot causeth thee to sin, cut them off and cast them from thee." Matthew 18:8

Maybe he was sucking away and sneezed.

Cool.
So there is a man being able to suck his own cock.
How, why... I don't really care.
To be honest, the "... violating 13yo g" part sounds more interesting.
Are we faggots or not?!

mastubation is indeed dangerous

I assume that his penis was too big and he couldn't raep lolis. So, he decided to fix the problem manually, I mean, orally.

LOL@picture

LOLWUT

If you know Yoga,you can do that,without trouble
no kidding...
but why...
I LOL'ED

Maybe he bit it off to halt his sexual urges to rape?
Did a good thing then!

Japan, Where all people do crazy stuff without considering the odds... >.>

I'm interested in the "how" of things, actually.
How the FUCK did he manage to stick his penis in his mouth?? That'd be some extreme contortion, my man.

How?

The man can do good situps.

Why?

He's hungry

he must've been really hungry...lolz