Oppai Expansion Crisis Threatens Huge Breasts For All

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In a preview of what may be to come in Japan, Australia now claims a female population in which 40 percent wear a bra size DD or larger.

According to recent statistics released by Australian lingerie makers, Australian women have begun purchasing DD or larger sized brassieres in near record numbers.

One lingerie maker noted that sales of DD+ sized bras have increased from 20 percent of the total to 28 percent in the last five years.

Modern Australian breasts have become so large that some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K. A K-sized brassiere adds 15 inches to the bra’s band size, which is roughly equivalent to the size of a woman’s ribcage.

As recently as the 1950s, the average Australian cup size was a modest size B, three sizes smaller than DD.

Experts have pointed to Australia’s obesity problem as the chief culprit in its national epidemic of breast expansion. Australia typically ranks amongst the fattest nations in the world.

However, bra fitters have noted that even the number of small-figured women with large breasts have also increased.

Australian medical professionals believe that estrogen-laden contraceptives, hormones in food, plastic and cosmetics have contributed to increases in the average Australian bust line.

Large breasts have been found to be a deterrent to physical exercise. As women’s breasts grow, they exercise less contributing to even greater potential increases in breast size, and further exacerbating the obesity problem.

To combat the unwanted weight and growth of their breasts, many Australian women have turned to surgery. An Australian plastic surgeon notes that the number of breast reduction surgeries performed this year has roughly doubled compared to previous years.

Via News.

Japan may also find itself facing an imminent national breast expansion as better nutrition and Western-style foods have already made an impact on Japan’s population, and may well continue to do so.

Deliciously flat chests may become an increasingly rarity, only seen on the very young. Further, as the Japanese population ages and grows more sedentary, breast sizes among its female population are sure to increase, although for the moment at least obesity has not increased correspondingly.



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    Comment by Anonymous
    14:33 29/07/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Everytime a women gets a breast reduction a kitten dies. :(

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:21 02/09/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What's wrong with oppai? Governments can't regulate breast growth! It's a natural thing!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:44 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hear hear!

    women themselves can't regulate breast growth too, unless it's their 2d versions.

    big ones are really not that bad. it's only terrible being in asia when you've got the 'goodies'. think squeezing into average asian-sized clothing without looking like an eroge character...

    Comment by metatron
    20:44 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    mai DFC's *crais*

    Comment by Sinjitsu
    19:41 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You mean to tell me that all you oppai haters would turn this down??!

    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/huge-breasted-idol-gallery/bakunyuu-huge-breasted-idolgallery-079.jpg

    Sorry but I prefer those to any wart on a rib...

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:34 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, yes I would. I would rather have someone with a flat chest. Don't tell me you've deluded yourself into thinking what you like and are attracted to is supposed to be universal.

    Comment by Sinjitsu
    20:44 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    On the eighth day God gave Eve bigger TITS...

    Then on the ninth day God created Traps for people like you...

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:38 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    And on the tenth day we realised we were better off without his sorry ass. Big breasts = big, painful targets.

    Comment by Riot Gear
    17:49 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    probably they drank too much soya milk or it's just the gravity down udder erm,down under?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:17 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I believe one of the food causes of small breasts in East Asians is their heavy consumption of white rice. White rice is considered a estrogen inhibitor. So if White Rice became more popular in the West, I would think flatter chest rates would soar.

    Comment by Carnage
    01:17 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Flatchest gonna dissappear... :(
    Why... flatties are the best. :(

    Time to kill myself.

    Comment by MetalDth
    15:26 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    big boobs are NOT cool.

    (8) It's easy to love a,b,c
    and easier if they have eighteen (8) XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:34 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't help but wonder that it is actually the self-esteem that got inflated instead of breast size. I mean, nobody stops you from purchasing a brassiere with a slightly larger size than your breast(Kinda reminds me of that Kannagi episode). I am also curious how the push-up and wonder bras are selling compared to the normal varieties. Those milk bags can really become money makers in tough economic times.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:39 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The reason I hate big ones are that it shrivels out as they get older... Woman + Big boobs will eventually become Old Woman + 2 big dried watermelons...

    And our flat chested girls are now facing extinction!!
    We must take action!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:07 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I much much prefer flat chests

    Comment by Eamon
    15:38 11/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This means people are getting better too :/

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:42 11/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, this is a disaster!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:24 30/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    nothing "delicious" about flat chest. this report sounded like great news to me, except for the breast reduction part. but to each there own.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:57 19/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fact, girls with flat chest are cute.
    Fact, milfs are hot
    Fact, girls with oversized boobs are a turn off
    Fact, japan? Boobs? Lol what is this I don't even

    Comment by plmko
    11:57 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can tell you that this only applies to white people, because as far as I know about 99% of the Asians living here (Australia) are flat as a wash board.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:58 19/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dam Thats hot!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:17 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    2D isn't affected so this has nothing to do with 90% of the audience.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:04 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not because of sudden chest growth, but because more women are aware of what bra size they should wear to feel comfortable. (Do you think all women on the planet would fit into 75-95 A-DD sizes?) Moreover, bra bands are stretchy, so woman with 75-80cm under the bust would need band size 65. And 60K is NOT that big. (80K is, though.) 60D/DD and 65D/DD are actually pretty small sizes. If I may share some links:
    http://stanikomania.blox.pl/html/1310721,262146,21.html?361780
    http://bramania.wordpress.com/tips-4-tits/
    http://eternalvoyageur.xanga.com/651169092/the-bra-matrix/
    http://eternalvoyageur.xanga.com/651361733/the-bra-matrix-part-2/

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:30 29/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow... this is actually very helpful and enlightening. Time for me to actually get a correct bra size for once.

    I thank you for sharing this.

    Comment by Eternal*Voyageur
    18:53 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So right.
    THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DD CUP !

    http://b75.blox.pl/resource/DD_comparison2.jpg

    The cup size is proportional to the band size.

    Comment by kenzipo
    10:28 12/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    These were actually really helpful. o.o Apparently, I'm really a 36DD...or a 34G? x__x I think I need to take a trip to the mall this week to investigate.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:15 12/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good luck with that. :) (And don't give up easily! >.< Because it's worth it. :D)

    Even though breasts in such "unusual" sizes like 30FF, 34G or 32H are common, I'm afraid bras are not. :/ So most women try to squeeze themselves into more easily available sizes, like 34B, 34DD or 36C. Making producing such sizes more popular and more profitable for producers than producing, let's say, 30F. Because- who'd like to produce such "weird" sizes that won't sell? (And who'd like to sell them, if most women won't ask for them? And when it's easier to offer (and sell) 34B or 36DD (that are already available) to a customer (that should be wearing 32G) than to ask producer to make more sizes.) And they won't sell, because women won't even try them on, believing they're "B-cup" or "D-cup" and F-cup must be gigantic. Because they were taught so. And they were taught so because it's better (easier and more profitable) for bra-producers to produce smaller range of sizes that would sell for sure, than producing about 100 sizes of one model of a bra.

    Here, some more links that might be helpful:
    http://stanikomania.blox.pl/2008/07/Alfabet-8222Stanikomanii8221.html
    http://www.figleaves.com/us/
    http://community.livejournal.com/thirty_twod/profile
    http://community.livejournal.com/bustingout/profile
    http://community.livejournal.com/thirty_twod/999.html

    Comment by CGrascal
    09:11 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Soon the world will be devoid of flat chests. It'll shall a utopia of paradise.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:24 20/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You mean a barren wasteland with no hope of salvation

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:06 12/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dunno what everyone's panicking about. I for one welcome our new big breasted women overlords.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:56 12/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck all you DFC loli pedos. We win, game over.

    Comment by Daisuke
    09:06 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this serously is a problem....

    What will happen to lolis??!!

    We are facing a strange age!!

    What we do??!! i will try to protect them from fast food!! It's one of the things we need to do!!

    Long live to the harmony of all sizes!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:27 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *Gasp* But what about the moe form lolis eating fast food?!

    Comment by Pandemonia
    09:09 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    breast binding as standard :3

    Comment by kenzipo
    09:10 12/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But then when the bindings come off...PA-POW!

    Comment by Vegio
    09:06 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    greater boobies is good, but increasing the average size because they grow fat is.. gross :\

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:16 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree, but I live in NSW Australia, and I don't know where they are getting this 'obese epidemic' from. If I walk down the street, I hardly ever see fat chicks (of course, they could be so ashamed they don't leave the house)

    I hate this sorta thing, people are gonna think Australia is full of fat people...whatever, it might lead to a lower immigration rate.

    Comment by jinstevens
    15:26 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you follow this site, I think you'll find that Australia gets pretty mild treatment. And understand that we tend to focus on the more bizarre aspects of a country. I think most readers bear this in mind.

    Comment by Sydneian
    15:40 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    we Do have full of fat ppl..... legs are like tree trunks over here......

    Comment by Anonymous Coward
    09:01 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i vote for testosterone-laden foods instead of estrogen!
    futanari & muscles ftw!

    Comment by Pandemonia
    09:07 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...you sir are disgusting

    besides female to male hormone treatment doesn't make the girl grow a penis

    the clit gets larger and they can have penetrative sex to an extent... but not quite a penis

    Comment by KamiOkurimono
    09:20 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "the clit gets larger and they can have penetrative sex to an extent"

    Eeeeeew.
    I don't want see that...

    I just NEED to see that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:24 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My ex had a problem that the doctor treated with small doses of testosterone. There were no physical changes but she would throw me on the ground and have her way with me, which I actually enjoyed except when she got done she would punch me in the mouth.

    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    17:17 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ahh see, we are talking body builder levels of these hormones, not usual doctor prescribed ones. Body builders take probably 100x the recommended doses of these things. With that much male hormones floating through their system, I would be surprised if they DIDN'T develop a "clit dick".

    Comment by bolt
    09:22 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    NEED!

    Comment by Nicocide
    09:21 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You sir, made me laugh my ass off. Good one.

    Comment by Sinjitsu
    08:46 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All you oppai haters leave my dick buns alone!!

    Comment by Techeese
    09:22 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh no! this is serious !

    time to stock up on my lolis and DFC before they go from flat to huge

    Comment by bolt
    09:24 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    love bigger boobies, and a well feed (not fat) figure is divine for me, not the match sticks of models...

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    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    17:19 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Third, meh @ bigger boobies, but no ribs TYVM!

    Comment by Xero
    08:43 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I say bring it on. They make the most comfortable pillows in my opinion.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:42 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, the Australians have pretty big breasts but boy they are chunky (I say chunky, not fat). Most girls are a size 12 and that is considered slim and normal. So anyway, of course they need size DDs.

    For reference, those slim gravure models are about size 6 or 8.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:20 22/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    gravure? they're mostly like 2~4, not 6 or 8.

    Comment by Robocop
    10:39 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    no, a 10 is considered slim over here, a 12 is considered normal. not all Australian women have huge breasts, there are quite a number that have moderately sized breasts, however surveys such as this are taken in populations where the people have access to fast foods and all the other "luxuries" in life that make people fat due to time expended on taking survey polls. if they went out to some remote locations in Australia and did the survey across say 5000 women in 100 country towns taken randomly from locations scattered through all our states and territories then the statistics would show some very different figures indeed (no pun intended).
    of note is the fact that most Australian women have a rather active lifestyle, producing the "normal" sized woman, a size 12, which compared to other parts of the world would be a rather average size. also of interest is the fact that the average sized woman in Australia is currently 5'7", just two inches shorter that the global average of 5'9" for men. a size 12 on something that tall does look quite slender still, given that the women here are quite solid due to our sports loving nature, and not "chunky" or "fat" as previously stated...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:58 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Exactly my point. They are taller and well built, therefore having a larger bust. If they were all put on a diet to go down to a size 6 or 8, they would have smaller breasts too.

    But I still think they are stocky (again, I did not say fat)... I have been to the country towns and seen the farmers' daughters, chunky... The city dwellers, chunky... Of course there are plenty of slim people too (every country has fat and skinny people), but they are usually built like a brick shit house...

    The guys on the other hand look great, sporty and tall (but unfortunately too many of those are usually the Summernats loving bogans...) Far too often, I see mismatched couples, tall good looking guy with stocky muffin tops... (What are muffin tops you say? Refer to Kath and Kim hahaha)

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    Comment by basilio
    07:48 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So it's the fatties... curse them!

    Though the smaller the better... they don't sag as much with age.

    Comment by Firo
    08:14 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sir, I concur!

    Comment by kingalekz
    Comment by borderline psychotic
    13:29 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    big oppai kimochiwarui

    Comment by Nicocide
    07:45 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Personally, anything bigger than a C cup is just not cool.

    Comment by Pandemonia
    09:05 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'll put up with a D... but i'm inclined to agree otherwise.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:46 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Would that be a 28C or a 40C?

    They're both C's, but they're nowhere near the same size.

    Comment by nkru87
    08:16 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Truer words have never been spoken.

    Comment by Shona
    08:07 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    To be more precise, anything bigger than an AA cup is just not cool. :P

    Comment by twin blades
    13:06 20/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    super duper uper trap lover who porbably fuks boys:)

    Comment by Sinjitsu
    08:44 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    trap lover...

    Comment by Sinjitsu
    20:53 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    inferior trap lover...

    Comment by Sinjitsu
    00:49 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Super-inferior trap lover...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:30 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Inferior subhuman Oppai loving trap hater. Hurry up and kill yourself now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:15 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sorry, I believe you made a typo. What you MEANT to say was SUPERIOR trap lover.
    There's no need to thank me. But please consult a dictionary next time.^_^

    Comment by Sinjitsu
    00:11 12/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dehumanizing miscreant Oppai hating traptard.
    Was going to kill myself but saw you hanging there already... ;^)

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:20 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You say trap lover as if traps aren't completely superior.

    Comment by Chris
    12:35 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, I love women who look like a 13 year old male, FUCK YES!

    Seriously though, Nicocide has it right. Although I consider even D fine.

    The real problem isn't so much size, but the difference in weight and breasts. aka NO FAT CHICKS [http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/d_7387.jpg]

    Comment by Sinjitsu
    19:24 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who said anything bout fat chicks. I like small to big boobs on a nice figure...

    Comment by tokupoku
    10:45 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    > I like small to big boobs on a nice figure…
    That's so unrealistic.
    That also happens to be my ideal.

    Comment by Garvey
    07:38 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    NOOOO!! MY FLAT CHESTS!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by maru
    16:39 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Comment by twin blades
    13:04 20/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:08 13/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's little to no difference between boys chests and girls with flat chests. Enjoy!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:08 15/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No way man, downstairs matters too.

    Comment by shalala
    07:35 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    loooooooool. You can all ways have loli/shorta.

    Comment by fabian
    09:40 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *nods*

    Who cares about insignificant issues like the global warming or the financial crisis? THIS is one serious problem!

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:24 21/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    GAH!!!

    I don't care, i'm moving to Australia!

    Comment by The Jumper
    09:47 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    it is a serious problem

    my DCF GONE!? im going to fucking start a revolution

    tits that are too big in 3d girls are just disgusting...

    Comment by Sevodax
    05:29 14/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think women just got fatter! >.>
    Long live 2D!! >,<

    Comment by OigoMiEggo
    02:42 12/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It will once artists run out of flat chest models to model 2-D after...

    Comment by Junkujanai
    11:52 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I hope you're not serious.
    It shouldn't matter to you, as your 2D girls will be unaffected.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:38 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wish this would happen to the natural asian population too...

    Comment by Seeb
    07:45 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What? Get fat?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:03 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, the big bewbage part.

    Unless someone here has a fat fetish.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:54 06/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    To the anon above apez1267, there are some places even Anonymous won't go. Also, you left your lights on.

    Comment by bolt
    09:20 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "raises hand"

    Comment by apez1267
    13:45 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes, i want mor kk girles, i wonder wat 1 would look lik?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:03 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what, not an anon?

    Comment by Teabag
    09:43 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I prefer the natural size of Asian women, being an Asian guy myself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:18 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And take away one of the best features of Asians?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:26 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this





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