Oppai Expansion Crisis Threatens Huge Breasts For All

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In a preview of what may be to come in Japan, Australia now claims a female population in which 40 percent wear a bra size DD or larger.

According to recent statistics released by Australian lingerie makers, Australian women have begun purchasing DD or larger sized brassieres in near record numbers.

One lingerie maker noted that sales of DD+ sized bras have increased from 20 percent of the total to 28 percent in the last five years.

Modern Australian breasts have become so large that some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K. A K-sized brassiere adds 15 inches to the bra’s band size, which is roughly equivalent to the size of a woman’s ribcage.

As recently as the 1950s, the average Australian cup size was a modest size B, three sizes smaller than DD.

Experts have pointed to Australia’s obesity problem as the chief culprit in its national epidemic of breast expansion. Australia typically ranks amongst the fattest nations in the world.

However, bra fitters have noted that even the number of small-figured women with large breasts have also increased.

Australian medical professionals believe that estrogen-laden contraceptives, hormones in food, plastic and cosmetics have contributed to increases in the average Australian bust line.

Large breasts have been found to be a deterrent to physical exercise. As women’s breasts grow, they exercise less contributing to even greater potential increases in breast size, and further exacerbating the obesity problem.

To combat the unwanted weight and growth of their breasts, many Australian women have turned to surgery. An Australian plastic surgeon notes that the number of breast reduction surgeries performed this year has roughly doubled compared to previous years.

Via News.

Japan may also find itself facing an imminent national breast expansion as better nutrition and Western-style foods have already made an impact on Japan’s population, and may well continue to do so.

Deliciously flat chests may become an increasingly rarity, only seen on the very young. Further, as the Japanese population ages and grows more sedentary, breast sizes among its female population are sure to increase, although for the moment at least obesity has not increased correspondingly.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    10:17 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    2D isn't affected so this has nothing to do with 90% of the audience.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:42 11/07/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, this is a disaster!

    Comment by Carnage
    01:17 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Flatchest gonna dissappear... :(
    Why... flatties are the best. :(

    Time to kill myself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:39 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The reason I hate big ones are that it shrivels out as they get older... Woman + Big boobs will eventually become Old Woman + 2 big dried watermelons...

    And our flat chested girls are now facing extinction!!
    We must take action!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:33 29/07/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Everytime a women gets a breast reduction a kitten dies. :(

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:07 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I much much prefer flat chests

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    Comment by Riot Gear
    17:49 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    probably they drank too much soya milk or it's just the gravity down udder erm,down under?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:17 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I believe one of the food causes of small breasts in East Asians is their heavy consumption of white rice. White rice is considered a estrogen inhibitor. So if White Rice became more popular in the West, I would think flatter chest rates would soar.

    Comment by MetalDth
    15:26 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    big boobs are NOT cool.

    (8) It's easy to love a,b,c
    and easier if they have eighteen (8) XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:34 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't help but wonder that it is actually the self-esteem that got inflated instead of breast size. I mean, nobody stops you from purchasing a brassiere with a slightly larger size than your breast(Kinda reminds me of that Kannagi episode). I am also curious how the push-up and wonder bras are selling compared to the normal varieties. Those milk bags can really become money makers in tough economic times.

    Comment by Eamon
    15:38 11/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This means people are getting better too :/

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:21 02/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's wrong with oppai? Governments can't regulate breast growth! It's a natural thing!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:44 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hear hear!

    women themselves can't regulate breast growth too, unless it's their 2d versions.

    big ones are really not that bad. it's only terrible being in asia when you've got the 'goodies'. think squeezing into average asian-sized clothing without looking like an eroge character...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:06 12/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dunno what everyone's panicking about. I for one welcome our new big breasted women overlords.

    Comment by CGrascal
    09:11 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Soon the world will be devoid of flat chests. It'll shall a utopia of paradise.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:24 20/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You mean a barren wasteland with no hope of salvation

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:04 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not because of sudden chest growth, but because more women are aware of what bra size they should wear to feel comfortable. (Do you think all women on the planet would fit into 75-95 A-DD sizes?) Moreover, bra bands are stretchy, so woman with 75-80cm under the bust would need band size 65. And 60K is NOT that big. (80K is, though.) 60D/DD and 65D/DD are actually pretty small sizes. If I may share some links:
    http://stanikomania.blox.pl/html/1310721,262146,21.html?361780
    http://bramania.wordpress.com/tips-4-tits/
    http://eternalvoyageur.xanga.com/651169092/the-bra-matrix/
    http://eternalvoyageur.xanga.com/651361733/the-bra-matrix-part-2/

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:30 29/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow... this is actually very helpful and enlightening. Time for me to actually get a correct bra size for once.

    I thank you for sharing this.

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    Comment by kenzipo
    10:28 12/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    These were actually really helpful. o.o Apparently, I'm really a 36DD...or a 34G? x__x I think I need to take a trip to the mall this week to investigate.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:15 12/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good luck with that. :) (And don't give up easily! >.< Because it's worth it. :D)

    Even though breasts in such "unusual" sizes like 30FF, 34G or 32H are common, I'm afraid bras are not. :/ So most women try to squeeze themselves into more easily available sizes, like 34B, 34DD or 36C. Making producing such sizes more popular and more profitable for producers than producing, let's say, 30F. Because- who'd like to produce such "weird" sizes that won't sell? (And who'd like to sell them, if most women won't ask for them? And when it's easier to offer (and sell) 34B or 36DD (that are already available) to a customer (that should be wearing 32G) than to ask producer to make more sizes.) And they won't sell, because women won't even try them on, believing they're "B-cup" or "D-cup" and F-cup must be gigantic. Because they were taught so. And they were taught so because it's better (easier and more profitable) for bra-producers to produce smaller range of sizes that would sell for sure, than producing about 100 sizes of one model of a bra.

    Here, some more links that might be helpful:
    http://stanikomania.blox.pl/2008/07/Alfabet-8222Stanikomanii8221.html
    http://www.figleaves.com/us/
    http://community.livejournal.com/thirty_twod/profile
    http://community.livejournal.com/bustingout/profile
    http://community.livejournal.com/thirty_twod/999.html

    Comment by Eternal*Voyageur
    18:53 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So right.
    THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DD CUP !

    http://b75.blox.pl/resource/DD_comparison2.jpg

    The cup size is proportional to the band size.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:49 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who wants funbags with a relatively short shelf life?

    Comment by Sinjitsu
    19:33 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Have you seen an "old" pair of small titties?? They look like an pair of "old" men eyes...ewwww!

    Comment by Teacherzpet
    14:19 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    YES!! BOOB POWER! Bouncy oppai pillows for all! )^u^( Someone's listening to my prayers, I see. I mean, this has got to be the natural course of evolution, of course :)

    Hide your lolis, they may be worth a lot in the future! :P

    And come on, can't sports bras help in the case of exercising (but then, why do the kind of exercises that would kill those great pieces of natural art? Hey, dont think this is one way either, I work on my arms and abs whenever I'm not looking at oppai). I just don't get the complaint of big breasted woman being somehow physically handicapped and cursed with eternal back aches... wouldn't you think that their bodies would maybe be able to adjust and strengthen for the extra weight? I've seen a lot of top heavy women doing great things... they can act (EXCELENTLY too), sing, dance, play tennis, swim, anything... although there is too few of them than there should be. They can even wear clothing that would never make you think they conceal pair of beautiful oppai (good or bad, depending on the viewpoint/situation).

    some of you should check out hiddenfeet.com ...well, when it's up again (no, it's a serious site, not a porn site).

    Comment by Teacherzpet
    14:32 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    whoops, that wasn't a reply to the above anonymous post, but I guess I can respond to that too. I think it's kind of a myth that all big boobs lose to gravity in older ages. I've seen real pics of some older women (maybe up to late 40s) that still have great looking, big breasts... wither their fake or not. I'm sure that if a woman considers her boobs part of her body, and takes care of them just like she does the rest of her body, they'll be fine. Despite being a semi-nerd (I was much more of one in the past), It's become one of my philosophies that good health, right into old age, is one of the biggest keys to happiness, and one of the biggest keys to looking and feeling great.

    Anyways, when it comes to my future significant other, I'm not so insane. I care about other things too, and wouldn't mind to compensate, but oppai is still important... what can I say? My first love was Mai Shiranui, lol. DD is great, which is around hand-sized, which I'm sure most people wouldn't call too large.

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    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    17:30 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well when talking about sports bras, I've heard from a woman I know, that they can hurt (yes she does have a fairly ample chest). That and the bouncing can hurt too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:10 02/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As a large breasted female I can tell you here and now that big breast car a bit of a curse to a lot of us. bouncing up an down in a chair can hurt, I haven't been able to jump rope since I was ten thanks to these giant globs of fat and mammary glands. Back pains are also a huge issue, to the point of possible damage to the spine. Those women with the big breasts that can act, play tennis, ect probably have either really, REALLY great bras or don't mind the pain.
    Big boobies are not fun for a lot of us, despite their nickname 'funbags'.

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    Comment by kenzipo
    09:28 12/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Exercise can be really painful when you have large breasts. Bouncing, while it looks really nice, tends to hurt a lot. Not all women have very sensitive breasts, so they can run and bounce around without much pain, but I for one cannot. Sports bras help a lot, but the good supportive ones are really restrictive. Sometimes it's hard to breathe, which is not conducive to moving around.

    As for back problems, I has them. Scoliosis, back pain, shoulder pain from bra straps, the works. And a friend of mine recently had breast reduction surgery because the weight up top was causing degeneration of her knee joints and awful back problems. She was an F or G cup, I believe, but now I have no idea.

    And I'd like to know, have you ever held a pair of DDs? I dunno how big your hands are, but mine have trouble getting around my own Ds, so I can't imagine bigger being any better.

    Comment by plmko
    11:57 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can tell you that this only applies to white people, because as far as I know about 99% of the Asians living here (Australia) are flat as a wash board.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:58 19/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dam Thats hot!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:56 12/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck all you DFC loli pedos. We win, game over.

    Comment by Daisuke
    09:06 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this serously is a problem....

    What will happen to lolis??!!

    We are facing a strange age!!

    What we do??!! i will try to protect them from fast food!! It's one of the things we need to do!!

    Long live to the harmony of all sizes!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:27 11/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *Gasp* But what about the moe form lolis eating fast food?!

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    Comment by Pandemonia
    09:09 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    breast binding as standard :3

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    Comment by kenzipo
    09:10 12/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But then when the bindings come off...PA-POW!

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    Comment by Vegio
    09:06 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    greater boobies is good, but increasing the average size because they grow fat is.. gross :\

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:16 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree, but I live in NSW Australia, and I don't know where they are getting this 'obese epidemic' from. If I walk down the street, I hardly ever see fat chicks (of course, they could be so ashamed they don't leave the house)

    I hate this sorta thing, people are gonna think Australia is full of fat people...whatever, it might lead to a lower immigration rate.

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    Comment by jinstevens
    15:26 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you follow this site, I think you'll find that Australia gets pretty mild treatment. And understand that we tend to focus on the more bizarre aspects of a country. I think most readers bear this in mind.

    Comment by Sydneian
    15:40 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    we Do have full of fat ppl..... legs are like tree trunks over here......

    Comment by Anonymous Coward
    09:01 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i vote for testosterone-laden foods instead of estrogen!
    futanari & muscles ftw!

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    Comment by Pandemonia
    09:07 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...you sir are disgusting

    besides female to male hormone treatment doesn't make the girl grow a penis

    the clit gets larger and they can have penetrative sex to an extent... but not quite a penis

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    Comment by KamiOkurimono
    09:20 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "the clit gets larger and they can have penetrative sex to an extent"

    Eeeeeew.
    I don't want see that...

    I just NEED to see that.

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    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    17:17 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ahh see, we are talking body builder levels of these hormones, not usual doctor prescribed ones. Body builders take probably 100x the recommended doses of these things. With that much male hormones floating through their system, I would be surprised if they DIDN'T develop a "clit dick".

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:24 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My ex had a problem that the doctor treated with small doses of testosterone. There were no physical changes but she would throw me on the ground and have her way with me, which I actually enjoyed except when she got done she would punch me in the mouth.

    Comment by bolt
    09:22 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    NEED!

    Comment by Nicocide
    09:21 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You sir, made me laugh my ass off. Good one.

    Comment by Sinjitsu
    08:46 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All you oppai haters leave my dick buns alone!!

    Comment by bolt
    09:24 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    love bigger boobies, and a well feed (not fat) figure is divine for me, not the match sticks of models...

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    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    17:19 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Third, meh @ bigger boobies, but no ribs TYVM!

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    Comment by Techeese
    09:22 10/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh no! this is serious !

    time to stock up on my lolis and DFC before they go from flat to huge






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