Bellicose beggar-state North Korea may threaten Japan with missile over-flights, but any such launch is doomed by Japan’s superior technology, as the above missile defence diagram illustrates quite clearly.
All kinds of sophisticated defensive systems await the rockets should they come too close for comfort.
However, it is hoped that North Korea will be polite enough not to develop its missile menace too quickly, as all of the systems illustrated (save the PAC-3, which is not strictly designed for such use), from THAAD and ABL to space battleship and mobile suits, are indicated to be in “research”, “development” or “conceptual evaluation.”
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No Gurren and/or Guren Lagann? I'm not entirely sure this will work now...
LOL..... that one hell of defense, no missile or man gonna get through.
No room to fire a missile lol.
Ha, I mixed the spellings up. Fuck me.
Is all that even necessary? Couldn't they just take a bunch of magical loli's, put them into powered boots, and have them shoot these missiles down? Oh and they wouldn't be wearing any pants either.
Wow, I just thought up a good idea for an anime. Goddamn I'm smart.
You mean something like this?
http://img1.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/gun-girl-gallery/gungirls-70.jpg
:P
Japan, the safest place on Earth from air based attacks :D
Needs moar zaku though...
Or maybe they should mass produce stronger gundams and create coordinators. XD
yet Britania couquerd it in a month xD! Hail Britania, Hail Lalu!!
on that note why no Order of the Black Knights Flag Ship Defens? or they on the offence to koria?
What happened to boob missles >.>
Yeah! D:<
Area 11 did overthrow Britania, I'm sure a few missiles aren't that big of a deal.
on the other hand, North Korea should be planning out some defense mechanism against Japan's ultimate weapon - the Loli-Holocaust:
http://theratea.boxi.kr/xe/fotolog/files/attach/images/69/323/loli_biological_weapons_of_the_forever.jpg
(ironically the source of the pic is from a korean site)
You mean this?
http://bird-z.deviantart.com/art/Recover-1-Air-Force-110624369
yea that's the one i was looking at.
link's broken
wait missiles what missiles? Freya!? RUUUUNNN!!!!!
only the japanese have the freya and what can a freya do against doraemon and his magical door?
It's all ha-ha, very humorous till the Doraemon shit. I don't like the obvious hatred of America bleeding into this picture. It would be funny if Doraemon teleported the missile right back at those asshat nks. But passing the buck to America is a stupid snide remark by the artist about thing he/she doesn't grasp.
Most of the realistic technology on that picture was developed by Americans (Patriot missile, missile intercept technology or Aegis combat system) and we did have a massive deployment of our carrier in the early '00s during the first time nk tried this shit. I was on the carrier stationed at Yokosuka when it happened and by God that scared the crap right out of those bastards to a point that they even tried to show that they weren't going nuclear by destroying a bunch of factories for it.
Of course since we've now have a teleporter prez bowing down (Incorrect political) to mullahs. And sempering to the eurotrash elite. I have no doubt nk will boldly flex their military even more. I wait and no doubt think that missiles will be flying over Japan in great abundance soon, with "accidents" into Tokyo.
Wonder what this artist will draw afterward.
America got Superman!
north korea got super pyongyang man...
hehehehe
WTF!
OR! You can interpret it being sent to the US as an acknowledgement of "they would handle this better than us!"
Nah, everbody, everywhere, hates USA.
USA could be better if they completed the "Star wars project"
yeah it's amazing, LASERs stops the asshole shit north korean missiles.
but doraemon is better.
Who needs all of those when you got my bankai.
`BANKAI'.....
I said `BANKAI'..
why you little,work you damn piece of shit....uh-oh
If Dr.Hell and his Mechanical beast army couldn't destroy Japan, what can a single missile do?
Kurumi'd befriend it and keep as a pet.
what no Ideon?
DONE. FUCK YOU, USA.
Here we have it folks: North Korea's might, the incomprehensible rant!
Maybe this wasnt the best timing to visit Tokyo at after all..
You forgot him!! ↓↓↓
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/vipper-baseball-challenge/vipper_baseball_challenge-040.jpg
And where is Metal Gear Rex? I mean, that thing can intercept missiles with a railgun and use that same weapon to launch a stealth warhead to any part of the world.
As much as I like Doraemon sending the missile to the US, my country (Mexico) would suffer the after effects too.
Yeah, I would like Doraemon to send it to Israel, but what about the neighboring countries and the surviving Palestinians? Maybe he should just deflect it into the Pacific Ocean and afterwards send all those other defenders like Gundam and Evangelion to round up Israel and the US instead...
Now I know why Japan had the 1:1 scale Gundam built; it's a fully functional mobile suit!
WE NEED ASTRO BOY T_T
yeah this post is the most epic win of t5hem all!!
I never laugh so much!!
still chuck norris will be quite a problem...
But lolis are indestructable and are ultimate final weappons!!
Wish they have an American version of this, complete with Superman, Chuck Norris and whatnot, with John Connor as the last line of defense.
lol. one word. pure ownage from japan XD
Screw Doraemon! Where's Accelerator?
I failed to spot Haruhi in the diagram too 0_0
Haruhi wouldn't protect/save any of us since she can create everything again.
I'd suggest the use of Stands, but yeah, Doraemon's got Japan covered. No worries there!
And thus, Doraemon sends the missiles into the past, which shall wipe out the dinosaurs, and the time loop is complete.
The majority of people on this site are hypocritical fuck tards. Maybe if some of you paid attention in class or watched material other than loli-con related shit you could get your head our of our ugle stinky ass.
I assume alot of people here are from the U.S/ JPN possibly from other areas. Americans might think that this is some site where all gay otakus world wide come together but make no mistake as to what right wing extremists thing of the U.S.
That little thing about the Doraemon and him bouncing the Missile to the U.S, very funny ha ha.
Allied nation my ass. Japan is one of the most Zeno phobic nations that exist.
I assume alot of people here are from the U.S/ JPN possibly from other areas. Americans might think that this is some site where all gay otakus world wide come together but make no mistake as to what right wing extremists think of the U.S.
(it's like that joke where you tell a girl she is fat, once is funny twice is pushing it and after that you are trying to tell the person something)
KEEP DREAMING FOOLS! AS JAPAN IS DOOMED ANYWAYS BY MY LORD! AS SUCH YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW HOW BLASPHEMOUS IT IS OF THEM TO LORD AND JESUS! DIE TRAITORS JAPANESE AND ITS INNOCENTS SUFFER! IT IS A SAD BUT REAL THING!
haha Awesome one of there lines of defense is the space battle ship yamato at that point N korea should surrender or wave motion guns gonna be fired ,IM FIRN MY LAZOR
typical chicken shit commy maneuver kill em all and let god sort em out
Gather all the Ultra Warriors! Ultraman, ready your Specium Beam! Ultraseven, prepare to throw the Eye Slugger and slice the missiles! Ultraman Jack, ready Ultra Bracelet just in case some lucky missiles went past the 2! Ultraman Ace, use your Metallium Beam and guard the ocean in case there are missile-equipped ships! Zoffy, you guard the air against aircrafts using your M87 Hand Beam! Ultraman Taro, use your Storium Kohsen to aid Zoffy or Ace if needed! Ultraman Tiga, Dyna, Gaia, Agul, Max, Mebius & Hikari, while the enemy is preparing to fire 2nd round, charge into their base and stop them! (Let see if any defense system can guard against Zepellion Beam, Solgent Ray, Photon Stream, Agul Stream, Max Galaxy, Mebium Burst and Hikari Blade.) Ultraman Leo, Astra, Ultraman The Next, Ultraman Noa & Ultraman Legend (Cosmos + Justice), standby in case the enemy have extra back-up plans. After this is done, Ultraman Cosmos, you can clean-up the mess.
just like that movie scene, seen that special episode? that was epic, yet nostalgic..
If ya dun like what you see, please leave it be. :)
Thats some hilarious shit. Im just wondering How'd this post become a bashing on the US of A?
Some people are paranoid and think everyone is against them. :/
when the hell did japan make those gundam things? O.O
just send godzilla w
kirby swallows peter petrelli.
or better yet
Japan halts all shipments of yaoi to Kim Jung Il's bedroom. That'll teach him.
Mind translating that pic?
No, fuuk u!! Who needs those when you have the buster machines? Just have Gunbuster catch the misssle(s) and chuck it/them back at N. Korea, or better yet, Iran(sofaraway...)
I like how Doraemon deflects it to America.
He uses 'Doko Demo Door' (anywhere Door).
macross and gurren laggann should around between the gundam and doreamon XD
how come eva was less superior than gundam? cause of the pilot limitation? =P
because gundams can be used in a much longer period of time. and some gundams are stronger than the evas.
+1
It's deflected to America because everyone knows that Superman and the Hulk are waiting for it to arrive so they can chomp on it.
They could just save money and call Accelerator... or Reimu and co.
who needs all those when you've got lolis?
20 minutes later. Try again.
Korea will just put all their starcraft strategists to work, once they got enough starcraft strategists they invade japan with mecha armies controlled by these
Bad Korea does not have Starcraft
not to mention the fact they're gonna have a gundam ready for the show. at least, that's the excuse.
HAHAHA Doraemon with his reflection mantle!! To America!!
Epic All Reflecting Mantle. :D
Doraemon for the win!!~
North Korea is piss broken. Their only chance of winning is to launch a preemptive nuclear strike that completely shatters Japan's defense infrastructure with no chance of retaliation. And then they will have to worry about South Korea, US, EU, etc. I really don't think North Korea got any game at all. The best they could do is to bully other countries for aids...
Duh, North Korea knows this the best. The only reason they're doing is because they know that nobody wants a nuclear strike so they'll do anything to avert it. N. Korea won't ever attack anyone unless they're feeling suicidal.
North Korea won't attack anybody. And may I add Japan is the least of North Korean policymakers' concerns? :p
LOL at Shinku
So where does Metal Slug figure into this?
who needs defence when you got an eva
Prepare Shin Getter, Mazinger, Voltus and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann A.S.A.P! and standby, wait for orders...
Who needs all of those when the enemy is just one call to the Hotline to Hell away?
At least if it was in the warehouse standing by...
Who needs an Eva when you've got Doraemon?
Who needs Doraemon when you've got Tachikoma?
Who needs Touhou when you can just have Simon summon the Tengen Toppa again?
Don't you know? Japan's 4th Investigation Bureau already sent spectating spectres all over the NK though electric and telephone lines.
The only thing you'll ever really need... is Son Goku.
LELOUCH LIVES!!!
WTF.....
I'm lost. 0_0
The only think we'll ever need is to spread this quote further.
well i am next!!
and i say goku is over 9000!!
sooooo give up!!
Wait eva is better than gundam soooo....
But doraemon can suck everything in....
But he will be seduced by loli and pantsu wich beats everything!!
Wuaaah!! AH AH AH AH AH!!
did someone called?
who needs these when there were no korea...OH SH*T! beep beep beep WTF?!?! BOOOooooOOoOOoOooOM!!!
moe mio beam + mikuru beam
Who needs anything when we have japan in the first place? I mean, its japan, they already have all of this.
Who needs any of these.... Just contact Jigoku Tsushin... Emna Ai send NO to hell XD
NO = NK, typo
who needs all of those when you have Yuki?
who needs any of you foolz when we have the Ideon?
who needs all of these when there were no korean missiles in the first place?
shit.
who need all the other things when we have MI MI MIKURU BEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
who needs Gundam when you got loli's.
who needs Shinku when you got Gundam.
i want tachikoma when they have others stuff XD
Who needs Gundam when you got Outer Haven.
That is Outer Haven I'm seeing, right?
The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!
who needs Tachikoma when you got Shinku
Right now it should be in orbit around Pluto though, it won't be here again until a few months later...
"Who needs Shinku when you got Gundam"?
Gundams don't have dolljoints. :3
I thought we'd have an SDF-1 by now.
who need them all.. all you need is just one Arale from dr. Slump.
Doraemon will absorb and send everything into its magical door.
Who needs any of them, when you got moe androids like Kurumi or Lime!
True but gundams are so badass that they don't need those.
Who needs any of them when you have... LOLI-PANTSU WITCHES!!
who needs any of this when you got touhous
the hell? lol
LMAO!!!! C-C-C-Combo Breaker! LMAO you guys crack me up!
Who needs any of the shit you guys said when you have me!
HYBER BEAM!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
*pew pew*
C-C-C-Combo breaker
You guys spawned a meme.