Tokyo Sperm Bank Collects Semen through Sex

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In a novel approach to sperm provision, the Tokyo Sperm Bank operates a service exclusively using sperm delivered “through sex”, proclaiming a 74% conception success rate.

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The organisation was apparently formed by a lady whose marriage proved barren despite numerous attempts to rectify matters with a conventional sperm bank. Eventually they conceived.

This still resulted in a divorce “due to a lack of affection”, but the lady was determined to have more children anyway (we might wonder about her account of the divorce), after taking custody of the child. She was apparently unhappy at its lack of siblings, but did not want the inconvenience of a male partner.

She hatched upon the idea of acquiring semen in a less “inorganic” manner, and so “After receiving the understanding of an male acquaintance, I successfully became pregnant after having sex a number of times.”

She realised no emotional attachment with the “donor”, but says “I realised it’s best after all to conceive through the animal instincts of sex.”

After all this she started an organisation to provide sperm donations through sex, with a suitable fee of course.

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The cost for receiving sperm is ¥30,000, with ¥20,000 going to the donor. Repeat attempts attract a discount. The recipient must pay hotel fees.

Regular donors are checked every three months for signs of STDs, as well as before and after they contribute, suggesting a reliable supply indeed.

Whether the operation is genuine is a difficult matter to ascertain, but the evidence does seem to suggest a “genuine” organisation (although whether the motives are genuine is another matter).

Interestingly, the website, which appears to have operated for a number of years now, actually published the supposed details of the babies born from their procedures, including their weight.

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Most tellingly, the website occupies the top position in Google for the phrase “sperm bank” (精子バンク), even beating Wikipedia for the exact same phrase. Anyone operating in the field of SEO will know how difficult it can be to displace Wikipedia from a top position for a term with any currency.

Oddly enough, the site has just announced that, “due to various circumstances”, it will be suspending homepage activity. For the time being you can still see some of the pages, like so.

We might instantly think this to have been a sign of chicanery, but the site was in operation nearly six months prior, where it was linked from a source debunking the Chinese sperm collector hoax we heard of previously.

Perhaps all that is missing is a service that provides prospective fathers with womb donors (perhaps on an hourly basis)…


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    Avatar of SirMullich
    Comment by Sir Mullich
    18:20 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It can be a "temporal" solution to decrease the number of unemployed people, or even the hikkikomoris can feel themselves useful to the society.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:32 20/01/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    fucking Japan Government .
    They will experience hell on earth !

    :ragewolf face :

    Comment by Xero
    17:53 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You probably get the most ronery guys trying to "donate" their splooge, though. Something women do not want. And the women who want these services could be attractively challenged. Something the ronery man probably still wants. Desperate on both ends? Yeah, I could see how this works. No mention of the recipient being checked for std's before the act... it's a gamble no matter what angle you look at it. But hey, there are worse jobs that pay less than $200/5 minutes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:48 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    RTFA. It says they are checked Before AND After they "donate".

    Comment by GFC
    17:53 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sign me up!

    Comment by SilverTide
    19:35 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan needs to be very careful about this.

    These children that are being conceived had better have a father figure. What if women start wanting to have broods of these kids?

    hxxp://econ4u.org/blog/?p=336

    I'm already upset enough that my California tax dollars paid for this woman's hospital bills which run in the hundreds of thousands.

    And since I live in Japan (f'ing USSA taxes you no matter where you go) I'll be extremely upset if I have to pay any taxes to a woman who has feral bastard children. It's already hard enough saving money so I can have my own family. These women had damn well better not go on welfare.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:26 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    your such a typical american idiot.a true slave to the government...but as they say ignorance is bliss

    Comment by nanashi
    21:07 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    in here in the Philippines there is a female counterpart of the donor - We call them "Babymaker". Usually the customer of this babymakers are couple that can't bear children - specifically the female partner. The Husband has sex several times with the babymaker until she conceives. After that the couple finance the babymakers medication, vitamins, food - everything the babymaker needs to have the baby born healthy, after the baby got born the babymakers turns over the baby to the couple and she is paid for her service. The fee depends on the agreement between the two parties.

    Comment by kekeke
    10:03 27/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fu ck you bit ch lick my pussy bitch

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    Comment by Miroku74
    22:37 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All in all, still.... damn....

    $200 to have one to three teaspoons of organically implanted nut-butter?

    There's been the female equivalent here in the US, to... and it sparked a legal battle when the surrogate mother didn't want to give up the baby.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_M

    16 years ago, that was. I doubt there'll be the same feelings of guilt with a surrogate FATHER, but still. You never know..

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    Comment by Miroku74
    22:46 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    AND of course, I had a complete and utter epic brain fart. It was more like 21 years ago that it happened. ><

    I was still in middle school at the time.... 8th grade. Shit, time flies.

    That and it was done by artificial insemination, as opposed to the Japanese doing it the good old-fashioned way.

    Comment by kekeke
    10:07 27/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    call me some times or email me baby or put a
    comment on my page ill holl at u .

    Comment by Hexilion
    22:16 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Best! Sperm Bank! Ever!

    Comment by alex1_phang3
    21:24 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just . . . what the hell . . .

    Comment by klj
    17:09 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    would have been better if it was "even beating OFF Wikipedia for the exact same phrase."

    Comment by Riiku
    15:43 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Im amazed that it is considered as something unusual. This service should be in every contry. The benefits are undenible. You get good, quality sperm right off from sack, and the prospect of having sex instead of "hi, I came to fap for money, can you give me some pron magz?" will attract hordes of good donors, so there probably wont be a lack of sperm, and proper law enforcement of this service should provide safety to donors in terms of paying aliments. Everyone wins. Except bunch of moralfags.

    Comment by Anon
    15:22 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why do you have to get a room and see what these fugly broads look like? Just make a glory hole as a back-up so the guy leaves it to imagination if necessary.

    And US$200 is pretty good. It's like being a high class whore in a 3rd world country. But in Japan you'd probably have to be selected to donate quite frequently to attain a certain standard of living.

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    Comment by Firo
    23:11 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    JAPAN - QUALITY

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    Comment by Tw@ Lecher
    11:16 07/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey,... is there a sign up sheet or something? i feel my calling...

    Comment by kekeke
    10:01 27/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this shit is so fire shit ill like to be that man
    some day so post your god dam comment bitchs this
    gos for everbody tricks.

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    Comment by Shanyy
    01:05 07/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Q: ?????????????????????? ?
    A: ???????????????????????????????
    ????????sex????????

    Hah, that was awesome. I must install the japanese fonts.

    Comment by Perm
    00:05 04/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's more amazing is that there is a perfect picture for almost every post here

    Comment by kekeke
    10:11 27/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what the fuck was you thinking bitch perm com on

    now you have to change that shit bitch and what
    the fuck are you talking about on your page change
    that shit bitch goddammmmm.

    Comment by uztaddf
    23:36 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is epic

    Comment by Stormy001
    11:00 04/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ah prostitution with sophistry! Cool!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:00 05/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't degrade it at the same level as "Prostitution". It's more of a "Donation with Benefit" thingy :D

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    Comment by Aoshi
    12:55 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now if aliens were to find out the Japanese were doing this....

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    Comment by Aoshi
    17:31 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No you don'. But you can clearly see what would happen.

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    Comment by Kip
    13:26 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...Do I want to know where you're going with this?

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    Comment by Miroku74
    13:25 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Think of all the crazy whacked-out things to come out of Japan over the past century....

    How can aliens NOT be responsible for most if not all those ideas?!? Mechas, televised body-sliding, celebrity-judged cooking shows, mosaic pr0n, tentacle raep.... see what I mean?

    (I know those last two examples were to get around the crappy Occupation-enforced morality laws after WWII, but c'mon...)

    Comment by Ivory
    09:53 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *buying flight to japan*

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    Comment by Pandemonia
    10:00 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    remember to donate enough to remburse yourself for everything

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    Comment by zecks_marquise
    09:18 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you are trying to say i can get paid for fucking japanese women? where the hell do i sign up?

    Comment by N.R.
    13:16 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think you might wanna sign up to "transforming into a Japanese male" first because I doubt Japanese women will choose you over a Japanese dude.

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    Comment by CKraCKset
    19:03 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    but m black and you know what they say once you go black you never go back

    jk

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    Comment by mechwarrior
    10:00 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In the rest of the world, they're called "Gigolos"

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    Comment by Miroku74
    12:36 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those Japanese need all the help they can get with the abysmally low birthrates..... and some of the women are uglier than Sin.

    So, they fudge a few facts. Male prostitutes are now called 'sperm donors' and the legal definitions are still upheld.

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    Comment by Kip
    10:14 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japan won't be outdone by the handjob parlour... I mean sperm bank.

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    Comment by Palmtop Tiger
    10:25 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol at pic:
    "Many, many things have happened. "

    Comment by iFaux
    11:41 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is it Ruby? Seriously? I mean, it looks like her, but I was doubting it..

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:35 20/01/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    that ruby is Fake.

    she has bigger tits .

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    Comment by fukae
    12:01 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It is Ruby. The pic is also on Danbooru.

    Avatar of Miroku74
    Comment by Miroku74
    12:39 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That;s Ruby? O_O Hawt Damn...

    I mean, Ow! Ow! A little help here, Nurse? ^_-

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    Comment by maga
    10:20 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Huge success?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:07 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Legal prostitution, huh....

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    Comment by Aoshi
    12:55 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You might as well fly off the Denmark.

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    Comment by Artefact

    I'm leaving this here as an abject lesson in failure. Don't make FP attempts, they are deleted routinely.

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    Comment by DHYohko
    11:43 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    c-c-c-combo breaker!

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    Comment by Himura
    13:51 03/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...where?

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