In a novel approach to sperm provision, the Tokyo Sperm Bank operates a service exclusively using sperm delivered “through sex”, proclaiming a 74% conception success rate.
The organisation was apparently formed by a lady whose marriage proved barren despite numerous attempts to rectify matters with a conventional sperm bank. Eventually they conceived.
This still resulted in a divorce “due to a lack of affection”, but the lady was determined to have more children anyway (we might wonder about her account of the divorce), after taking custody of the child. She was apparently unhappy at its lack of siblings, but did not want the inconvenience of a male partner.
She hatched upon the idea of acquiring semen in a less “inorganic” manner, and so “After receiving the understanding of an male acquaintance, I successfully became pregnant after having sex a number of times.”
She realised no emotional attachment with the “donor”, but says “I realised it’s best after all to conceive through the animal instincts of sex.”
After all this she started an organisation to provide sperm donations through sex, with a suitable fee of course.
The cost for receiving sperm is ¥30,000, with ¥20,000 going to the donor. Repeat attempts attract a discount. The recipient must pay hotel fees.
Regular donors are checked every three months for signs of STDs, as well as before and after they contribute, suggesting a reliable supply indeed.
Whether the operation is genuine is a difficult matter to ascertain, but the evidence does seem to suggest a “genuine” organisation (although whether the motives are genuine is another matter).
Interestingly, the website, which appears to have operated for a number of years now, actually published the supposed details of the babies born from their procedures, including their weight.
Most tellingly, the website occupies the top position in Google for the phrase “sperm bank” (精子バンク), even beating Wikipedia for the exact same phrase. Anyone operating in the field of SEO will know how difficult it can be to displace Wikipedia from a top position for a term with any currency.
Oddly enough, the site has just announced that, “due to various circumstances”, it will be suspending homepage activity. For the time being you can still see some of the pages, like so.
We might instantly think this to have been a sign of chicanery, but the site was in operation nearly six months prior, where it was linked from a source debunking the Chinese sperm collector hoax we heard of previously.
Perhaps all that is missing is a service that provides prospective fathers with womb donors (perhaps on an hourly basis)…
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It can be a "temporal" solution to decrease the number of unemployed people, or even the hikkikomoris can feel themselves useful to the society.
fucking Japan Government .
They will experience hell on earth !
:ragewolf face :
You probably get the most ronery guys trying to "donate" their splooge, though. Something women do not want. And the women who want these services could be attractively challenged. Something the ronery man probably still wants. Desperate on both ends? Yeah, I could see how this works. No mention of the recipient being checked for std's before the act... it's a gamble no matter what angle you look at it. But hey, there are worse jobs that pay less than $200/5 minutes.
RTFA. It says they are checked Before AND After they "donate".
Sign me up!
Japan needs to be very careful about this.
These children that are being conceived had better have a father figure. What if women start wanting to have broods of these kids?
hxxp://econ4u.org/blog/?p=336
I'm already upset enough that my California tax dollars paid for this woman's hospital bills which run in the hundreds of thousands.
And since I live in Japan (f'ing USSA taxes you no matter where you go) I'll be extremely upset if I have to pay any taxes to a woman who has feral bastard children. It's already hard enough saving money so I can have my own family. These women had damn well better not go on welfare.
your such a typical american idiot.a true slave to the government...but as they say ignorance is bliss
in here in the Philippines there is a female counterpart of the donor - We call them "Babymaker". Usually the customer of this babymakers are couple that can't bear children - specifically the female partner. The Husband has sex several times with the babymaker until she conceives. After that the couple finance the babymakers medication, vitamins, food - everything the babymaker needs to have the baby born healthy, after the baby got born the babymakers turns over the baby to the couple and she is paid for her service. The fee depends on the agreement between the two parties.
fu ck you bit ch lick my pussy bitch
All in all, still.... damn....
$200 to have one to three teaspoons of organically implanted nut-butter?
There's been the female equivalent here in the US, to... and it sparked a legal battle when the surrogate mother didn't want to give up the baby.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_M
16 years ago, that was. I doubt there'll be the same feelings of guilt with a surrogate FATHER, but still. You never know..
AND of course, I had a complete and utter epic brain fart. It was more like 21 years ago that it happened. ><
I was still in middle school at the time.... 8th grade. Shit, time flies.
That and it was done by artificial insemination, as opposed to the Japanese doing it the good old-fashioned way.
call me some times or email me baby or put a
comment on my page ill holl at u .
Best! Sperm Bank! Ever!
Just . . . what the hell . . .
would have been better if it was "even beating OFF Wikipedia for the exact same phrase."
Im amazed that it is considered as something unusual. This service should be in every contry. The benefits are undenible. You get good, quality sperm right off from sack, and the prospect of having sex instead of "hi, I came to fap for money, can you give me some pron magz?" will attract hordes of good donors, so there probably wont be a lack of sperm, and proper law enforcement of this service should provide safety to donors in terms of paying aliments. Everyone wins. Except bunch of moralfags.
Why do you have to get a room and see what these fugly broads look like? Just make a glory hole as a back-up so the guy leaves it to imagination if necessary.
And US$200 is pretty good. It's like being a high class whore in a 3rd world country. But in Japan you'd probably have to be selected to donate quite frequently to attain a certain standard of living.
japan FTW!!
JAPAN - QUALITY
Hey,... is there a sign up sheet or something? i feel my calling...
this shit is so fire shit ill like to be that man
some day so post your god dam comment bitchs this
gos for everbody tricks.
Q: ?????????????????????? ?
A: ???????????????????????????????
????????sex????????
Hah, that was awesome. I must install the japanese fonts.
What's more amazing is that there is a perfect picture for almost every post here
what the fuck was you thinking bitch perm com on
now you have to change that shit bitch and what
the fuck are you talking about on your page change
that shit bitch goddammmmm.
this is epic
Ah prostitution with sophistry! Cool!
Don't degrade it at the same level as "Prostitution". It's more of a "Donation with Benefit" thingy :D
Now if aliens were to find out the Japanese were doing this....
No you don'. But you can clearly see what would happen.
...Do I want to know where you're going with this?
Think of all the crazy whacked-out things to come out of Japan over the past century....
How can aliens NOT be responsible for most if not all those ideas?!? Mechas, televised body-sliding, celebrity-judged cooking shows, mosaic pr0n, tentacle raep.... see what I mean?
(I know those last two examples were to get around the crappy Occupation-enforced morality laws after WWII, but c'mon...)
*buying flight to japan*
remember to donate enough to remburse yourself for everything
you are trying to say i can get paid for fucking japanese women? where the hell do i sign up?
I think you might wanna sign up to "transforming into a Japanese male" first because I doubt Japanese women will choose you over a Japanese dude.
but m black and you know what they say once you go black you never go back
jk
In the rest of the world, they're called "Gigolos"
Those Japanese need all the help they can get with the abysmally low birthrates..... and some of the women are uglier than Sin.
So, they fudge a few facts. Male prostitutes are now called 'sperm donors' and the legal definitions are still upheld.
Japan won't be outdone by the handjob parlour... I mean sperm bank.
Lol at pic:
"Many, many things have happened. "
Is it Ruby? Seriously? I mean, it looks like her, but I was doubting it..
that ruby is Fake.
she has bigger tits .
It is Ruby. The pic is also on Danbooru.
That;s Ruby? O_O Hawt Damn...
I mean, Ow! Ow! A little help here, Nurse? ^_-
Huge success?
Legal prostitution, huh....
You might as well fly off the Denmark.
First!
I'm leaving this here as an abject lesson in failure. Don't make FP attempts, they are deleted routinely.
c-c-c-combo breaker!
...where?
awwww...
Soooo....
basically, a lady goes into this clinic and pays a 'Stud Fee' so she can get impregnated... with another guys' seed?
Smells a little like.... prostitution! With clinical overtones, of course.
no . they are not ladies.
they are traps .
shhhhhhhhh
sshhhhh be vewy vewy quiet.
20k yen thats how much us dollars i might be moving soon if the pay is good
Forget the pay, the fringe benefits are GREAT.
yeah? just don't expect to impregnate lolis.. ugly old hags, maybe..
This is what I would fear. Waiting in the hotel room, and then some hideous thing walks through the door. Just think, you have to have sex with that...prostitution much?
"I'm just a giggolo"
Hey, that IS the most likely scenario... It's propably not idols working there... If anyone can find out, will the post here on SC?
7,100 US dollars roughly to screw a woman. However I gotta wonder about the legality of it all. Such a thing in the US wouldn't work because the woman could claim that the man has to pay child support.
We've had cases where there were people who did a similar thing such as this, and the court usually rules in the women's favor, making the man pay child support even if there were prior agreements.
Are you retarted? How the fuck is 20k yen $7100? It's roughly 100:1 ration with USD. So more like $200.
i have 20k yen. i need some US dollars thx
I hope you don't use that application to trade with...
I used google to double check just now, and you were right. Something must be wrong with my currency application.
Second, if you're gonna ask if someone is "retarted" at least spell it right ok?
Superior
Now remember: It might sound like easy money and a fun job, but ask yourself "Who will be paying you"? Or rather: what proportion of the women who would be using this service would you consider having sex with under normal circumstances?
women using this service dosen't mean they have to look bad. they could be real hot but her husband/bf is impotent. (i know.... what r the chances.... but still!) ^_~
It's better than jerking off to pron, or using flesh light, isn't it? And you get money for this.
Now remember: It might sound like easy money and a fun job, but ask yourself "Who would be willing to pay YOU for sex?" Or rather: what proportion of the women who would be using this service would consider having sex with you under ANY circumstances?
and, how hot are the women using this service
With paper bags, looks aren't an issue.
but you find that they are almost always exclusively bad.
:(
Are you honestly claiming that a girl would have to be pretty for you to have sex with her?
yeah .
if the girl is ugly she can
go to hell and burn to ashes .
you have your good and bad days
indeed
it's like legalizing male prostitution, one way or another O_ò
who knows if they are able to say "no" to customers..
200 dollars thats it
Lol even ugly whores charge more in my country for sex XD.
where do u live?
I now see why you held off on this story on April 1.
Hmm that's kind of smart, considering the price of other methods like in-vitro. Although I can imagine STD's spreading wildly with natural sex.
Which is why they have the donors checked at a doctor, they say...
Every three months??? You must be joking.
This is FAKE PROTECTION. Many STD can be transferred to another person even if the primary is not yet sick.
they also had written on their faqs that the donor has 2~3 month break in between a donation to check for HIV
Every three months, and before and after the act. There isn't much else that can be done...
A nice alternative to spreading our genes (for good or worse, you decide)...
Now i really want to go to Japan >.>
so this is basically a gigolo service
its surprising how they can get away with it.. while other more shady methods similar dont... so i suppose if u have some sort of medical degree u can start ur own whorehouse without having to exact the wrath of the government
get a phd and open a hospital then make it into a giant whorehouse
They do it in hentai all the time. Dunno how they'd get away with it legally in THIS situation...
Generally speaking after checking the exchange rate.... Huh you must be joking. This is worse than prostitution, this is kind of prostitution + 50% of the child's genes and all that for mere 200 bucks??!
In Europe there's a supply shortage of sperm in many rich countries, you can have your "expenses generally paid" upto $100 a time and no need to screw some 35 years old japanese business lady (most likely ugly as hell otherwise she would have a husband anyway).
You're forgetting that non-Japanese men won't do, and they need some controls as they wouldn't want just anybody's sperm, and no man of quality would donate sperm in the first place.
Not to mention the fact that most Men Of Quality have already been enslaved.... err, happily MARRIED by that point in their lives. Heh.
Hey now, some of us are into older women. Besides, 35 isn't even that old. I'd go for one as old as 60, if she had the looks.