Stem Cell Breast Enlargement Dooms Flatness

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Stem cell therapy now offers the prospect of “naturally” enlarged breasts, free of surgical implants.

The technique involves extracting stem cells from the fat of the stomach or thighs and inserting them into the mammaries, where they join the breast tissue, increasing the size of the breast as a result.

The procedure offers some significant advantages over traditional “augmentation.”

Unlike breasts enhanced with artificial implants, breasts treated with stem cells will feel natural, having the same softness and fluidity as natural breasts due to being constituted of the same mixture of glandular fat and water.

Further, implants often have long-term complications and may require replacements. They can also leak and cause scarring and nerve damage, to say nothing of the risks of failed surgery.

Implanted stem cells also promote the growth of blood vessels, ensuring sufficient blood circulation. Procedures that merely moved fat into a woman’s breasts were problematic to the lack of blood supply to the implanted fat.

The technique was pioneered in Japan, initially to treat women with deformities caused by breast cancer. Recently, the technique has also been used for cosmetic enhancements and has begun clinical trials in Britain.

The stem cell treatment appears currently only to be able to provide modest increases in breast size. While scientists are confident in increases of one cup size, only further research will determine if larger augmentations are possible.

Doctors also caution that the current technique only restores volume but does not provide firmness and lift. Those wishing to avoid unappealing ptosis whilst gaining even more volume will have to wait.

In addition, the process takes several months as the extracted fat is mixed with stem cells in batches and gradually implanted to achieve the desired shape and size.

The procedure is expected to become available in 6 months, costing some £6,500.

Via the Times Online (story dated 29th of March).

The refinement of such a process may prove a boon to oppai maniacs everywhere, though much of course could be said about the aesthetic value of a flat chest, already fast becoming ever rarer and (possibly) more sought after due to changes in nutrition…



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    Comment by Keigami
    13:17 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol that's a great pic of Rua there XD

    Comment by Avenger
    13:56 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Indeed it is <3

    Comment by N0Lif3
    13:12 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In the situation that you had large breasts and lost one, or both, to breast cancer, I'm happy that stem cells can get you back to your former glory. But please, if you're naturally flat/small breasted, don't use this to make your breasts larger. I take preference to women with flat/small breasts over ones with larger ones. I like you just as you are.

    Comment by Atma
    11:44 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm a semi DFC but I would never get breast increasing surgery/medicine/whatever of any kind. I prefer myself and my girls to be all natural.

    Comment by anonymous
    13:22 17/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I love kyonyuu, but when it comes to the real thing, natural should be the priority. It's just that, it's ironic that the eating disorders most girls have these days ironically lead them to looking and feeling worse rather than better (or lead them to a runway in France >_< lol). It'd be nice if everyone, both male and female, would take the time to eat right and do the right exercises. Just be smart and learn how to become the way you want to be, properly and with discretion. With good health and care follows happiness as well as beauty, if you ask me. Then leave the rest up to genetics I guess, lol. I'm just upset that I learned about this track so late in my life, as good habits like this should be brought up earlier.

    Comment by Chris
    15:53 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

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    Comment by Anonymous
    14:46 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Isnt Rua a prepubescent green haired boy in Yugioh 5D's??

    Anyways, those christians and Bush were fighting against THIS!?!?! For the past 8 years!!?/

    FUCK YOU CHRISTIANITY.

    Comment by H8gwb
    14:59 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    April Fools!

    ...sniff.

    Comment by maga
    11:43 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn you science!

    Comment by zeeohsix
    11:43 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hope both boobs end up the same size

    Comment by H8gwb
    15:01 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I hope ALL boobs end up the same size.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:40 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what good is a world without diversity?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:45 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So if there is a process to make them bigger, there must be a way to make the smaller, right!?

    Comment by Vicious
    10:12 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, It Called Cancer. o.o

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:26 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But i thougt tumors only got bigger over time

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:13 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Erm, breast reduction surgery?

    Comment by Atma
    10:20 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, breast reduction surgery exists. One of my cousins had to get it because her chest was so large that it was giving her hernias.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:31 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Women, I urge you to think about the possible back pains and remember that more than a mouthful is a waste!

    Comment by bolt
    09:32 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    good.. one cup size will do.. and the price??

    6500 pounds is about the same as an old fashioned breast enlargment surgury.. withough the pokieness... i for one am happy, and so are alot of women who have NO cheast... i feel sorry for thme... truely :D

    Comment by イチロ イノ Ichiro Ino
    11:37 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I hope the price get more expensive, I don't like the DFCs to be able to afford it....

    Comment by Karim-sama
    10:18 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That is the Best news in ages!

    I have Silicon implants.
    And I like both big and flat breast ... they are all special.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:33 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Personally, I support this. There was one girl in high school who had to have breast implants put in because of a accident where her boobs were lopped off..... they didn't feel right at all.

    Felt like two flesh coated rubber balloons, compared to the natural feel of her sister, and I was honest with her about that.

    Comment by Ponky14
    09:14 12/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lets thank the japanese for this

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:19 20/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    To quote Peter Griffin in the episode of Family Guy, McStroke in which he gets stem cells injected into himself:

    "Why aren't we funding this?"

    Comment by Tyciol
    11:41 05/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    NO! Flatness is not doomed! This is not merely about artifice and intervention, it is about utility and beauty. Some lolis appreciate DFC and will want to be loved for their mind!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:15 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's it.

    Between anti-loli laws in the UK, and now this simple treatment, I'll be unable to see a DFC.

    I think I'll risk the life-destroying consequences of having tonnes of loli manga.

    AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, SCIENCE HAS BETRAYED ME!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:36 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Frankly, I would ignore those laws and challenge them when they come up, with the reasoning that people who watch Friday the 13th movies do not necessarily become serial killers, so why would a pedosexual who sees loli mangas go out and touch a real child.

    Not that I have any problem with that in all honesty, it's about time that pedosexuality was declared LEGAL and parents were forced to monitor who their children were spending time with and stopped judging people just because they might have a sexual relationship with their daughter/son who is 'underage' (a man-made thing considering that we are BORN WITH FUCKING FULLY FUNCTIONAL GENITALS!).

    Comment by Miroku74
    17:40 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This article's about stem cell research being used to enlarge breasts. I don't know WHERE you suddenly popped up with this random-as-shit pedophilia rant.

    Try to stay on topic, okay?

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:22 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am so very glad that scientists are working on ways to create bigger, natural breasts instead of looking for cures for some deadly disease. I'm so very glad.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:24 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    NOOOOOOO! GO TO HELL!!!! WE WANT DFC!!!!

    Comment by alex1_phang3
    19:39 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    T^T Sakuya's gonna be soo happy.

    Comment by Rincewind
    18:55 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ¡Yes science!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:01 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A new step for the science! Prefer well rounded chichi than DFC!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:02 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    1) This will not change the number of women who were going to get breast enlargements anyway.

    2) Women who already scarred their chests for silicon are going to feel nearly as stupid as they already look for stuffing bulky inorganic crap in their before science found out how to do it organically. So with any luck they'll descend further into vanity paranoia and kill themselves, and in doing so actually IMPROVE the ratio of DFC to boob jobs in favor of DFC.

    Comment by Muzaffar
    02:09 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait, isn't it more women who are DFC than the opposite? Well as long as it doesn't look and feel too fake I wouldn't mind it.... ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:59 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wish there's stem cell penis enlargement. ;_;

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:24 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    great, i love big brested girls, flat chested look like kids and im not pedo, i dont like loli either
    great news, i hate big breasted silicon girls, but if they are natural i loved them

    Comment by GFC
    23:20 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't know why women want their breasts bigger.. I actually like smaller breasts so it really is a mystery to me.

    Comment by Firo
    21:50 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    £6,500? For wut?

    Pffft, it's proved that by rubbing breasts you can make 'em bigger >_>... And fawk yeah, I can do that for you 4 3!

    Comment by master-ling
    06:45 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Flatness shall live on in our hearts T_T

    Comment by Techeese
    06:59 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Silence you fool

    Comment by Toreno
    07:06 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:40 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Its Rua from Mabinogi!

    Comment by Phuong
    06:57 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have felt a great disturbance in the Force. It's as if thousands of lolicons cried out in anguish.

    I, for one, support this breakthrough, but if this turns out to be a rickroll, it will permanently bury what little faith I have in humanity.

    (It's still March 31st here, plus the original article is dated March 29.)

    Comment by KajunBowser
    17:15 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I heard it as well. Their pitiful cries still haunt me. T_T

    Comment by Nutterbutterbites
    07:12 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They finally really did it...YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW THEM ALL UP (the breasts)! AWW DAMN YOU, GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.

    Comment by anonymous
    13:27 17/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    blame the apes

    Comment by Toreno
    07:07 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    everything but flatness sucks. hah

    Comment by Rigjk
    07:06 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No fair now everyone can brag about h-cups T_T

    Comment by Chris
    11:57 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Did you not read the article? This method can only increase bust by one cup.

    Comment by dood
    06:39 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    April Fools joke ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:44 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    no it's real, or if it was it's an insane early april jokes, I meen I read this news a week ago. Google on it if you don't belive me.

    Comment by Chen
    07:10 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Quite interesting time-lag. While I first read that article, it was still march.

    Comment by Archer112
    05:59 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

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    Comment by KajunBowser
    17:13 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree with this sentiment. This is a war declaration against delicious cake. They can take away my pharmaceuticals that work, but they can't deprive me of eating DFC!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:54 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    TITSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:12 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSS!!!

    Comment by msgundam2
    06:29 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    same here
    First thing I thought was Darth Vader screaming no at the end of ep.3.

    Comment by Moon Child
    05:57 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't imagine a world without flat chest when the price of the enlargement drops in the future.... - -"
    zetsuboshita!! ><

    Comment by Anonon
    05:52 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Let me know when the procedure for stem cell penis enlargement is available.

    Comment by trygle12
    06:01 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...

    Wouldn't you hate for that to go wrong?

    Comment by Toiski
    07:47 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's also always the possibility for it to go HILARIOUSLY wrong... Like, say, accidentally growing a penis the size of a horse's. Never mind not being able to hide it in normal pants; you could only have sex with freaky women! Or horses... (Arguably, some might wish for it precisely because.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:24 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    O truly great things science hath brought us when that day comes.

    Comment by Ivory
    05:43 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yew

    Lest insert bean paste too /o/

    Comment by yosemitesam
    08:24 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you mean april fools...

    Comment by Gar
    07:56 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A couple years from now, we will all be able to smother our faces against pillows filled with bean paste.

    Comment by Sadron
    05:52 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds like great research.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:59 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you like disgusting fatty tumors then yeah, I guess it does.

    Comment by Robocop
    18:24 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you do realise that blood fills hollow fat tissues in your penis to give you an erection while you look at your 2d, right?

    Comment by phisaki
    09:58 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    pwned that asswipe. I think this is great news... gotta tell my girlfriend about this. ^_^

    Comment by trygle12
    06:00 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This may be the end of the DFC as we know it....

    Comment by C27
    06:37 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Science has betrayed us!

    Comment by Hangmen
    06:42 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WHAT HASN'T SCIENCE DONE?

    Also, 01/04/2009

    Comment by Hangmen
    11:38 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What? FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCC-

    Comment by jinstevens
    07:18 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's a serious article. Science is indeed miraculous (or villainous, depending on your viewpoint).

    Comment by Kip
    06:28 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So only Artefact wasn't going to do one of 'those kind' of posts today.

    It's a travesty! The end of DFC!
    And you heard it here first!

    Comment by Artefact

    It isn't an April Fools jape. I detest April Fools. There will be none. Just watch.

    Comment by Chen
    07:13 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Excellent attitude. But sadly that means something really bad. Who could deliberately want a big breast anyway? ;_;

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:45 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Women who wish to be less attractive, of course.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:35 30/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's a difference between big breasts, and huge breasts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:26 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why hate on april fools day? Had a bad experience?

    Comment by jinstevens
    07:17 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Artefact pretty much told me no to any type of April Fool's type article. It's a serious article. Really.

    Comment by Kip
    07:53 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The fact that you added a date to the original source helped to make it more believable, but I've even witnessed the best news organizations put out false news stories for today.

    There was one my favorite news station ran about maple trees exploding because the sap wasn't being drained from them on a syrup farm.
    I believed it for all of about two minutes into the story.

    I don't mind the jokes when they are obviously falsified and there's or big reveal at the end. This one was tricky, just an unfortunate time to release the news I guess.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:25 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nice picture...

    Comment by Char
    06:17 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow! then it will be unfair for people who are born with natural large breasts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:16 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    how unfair for ppl born rich, when ppl born poor get rich... >.>

    Comment by Char
    07:03 02/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dont be too sarcastic. People who are poor and got rich are hard-working people who worked their ass off (except for those who are lucky and won lottery); however, having natural large breasts are traits that you gain before birth until now.

    Comment by Vegio
    08:47 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    not quite. first, you can only increase about 1 cup, as stated. also, firmness and shape cannot be commanded at will, so nature will still dictate its rules. i personally welcome this news, preferring middle-sized breasts, hoping they won't be able to exagerate.

    Comment by rockbottom
    14:25 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's going to happen is the world will be filled with girls that have nasty floppy breasts 3 times the size of their heads. Gone will be the days of girls having flat chests/average breasts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:33 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    TAIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Stonehound
    11:13 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^This.

    Comment by loplop
    06:09 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't take that serious considering the date on the post . . . heh

    Comment by Artefact

    It's dated the 29th at source.

    Comment by loplop
    08:00 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh . . . OK. I seriously thought it was some type of April Fools joke when I saw the date of the post.

    Comment by mechwarrior
    07:15 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Im going to celebrate.

    Comment by Miroku74
    08:41 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Flat-chested women will now sadly become extinct like the dodo bird.

    Outside of manga or anime.... and some rural Asian villages where such blasphemies aren't done.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:14 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    seems like the british really don't like loli at all... >.>

    Comment by Artefact

    The UK has some of the largest average breast sizes in the world.

    Comment by rockbottom
    14:32 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Do they take weight into account? I know that a lot of obese women if they were to lose all their weight they would end up losing their breasts too. Well, not lose, but go down by a few cup sizes. Given that the UK and US probably has some of the highest rates of obesity it wouldn't come as a surprise about the breast measurements.

    Comment by Michio
    09:12 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol. They keep those kinds of statistics? O_o

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:26 01/04/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, this would be an interesting link.
    Breast sizes by country. I'll go look for that now.

    Google don't fail me!




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