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A 2ch denizen shares with us the contents of his Strike Witches canned bread can (or can pan), bought at the Tokyo Anime Fair Gonzo booth.

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Perhaps more amusing than the staple genre of “aren’t the Japanese odd for putting this into a can/vending machine” is the price – ¥1,500. Hopefully it tasted very good indeed.



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    Comment by M
    19:58 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Otaku collectible food cans?

    Comment by Mister 庭
    21:22 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wanted to see Canned PANTSU. Not Bun.

    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    11:23 23/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ask someone that owns a can to model it with sum pantsu inside of it, sounds good to me ;x

    Comment by 001
    19:59 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It does look good, actually.

    Comment by 10
    22:22 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    indeed it does

    Comment by Doriinatrix
    02:41 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It made me hungry

    Comment by MooMooCow
    19:59 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My first reaction to that image was "That bread probably tastes like ass." Then I realized what a bad pun that was....

    Anyways, I haven't tasted a lot of good anime sponsored food in my life... and I don't think Gonzo bread is going to change my mind.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:27 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Have to agree with you there comrade. Although there have been a few good maid products.

    Comment by De JaY
    20:21 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Interesting. But it doesn't look very tasty to me.

    Comment by Toiski
    22:59 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You buy it for the can, not the bread.

    Comment by De JaY
    03:41 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's right though.

    Comment by MaidNiac
    20:40 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Would make sense if it comes with Blueberry, Marigold and lamphrey oil flavours~~

    Comment by basilio
    03:37 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ew, what? Lamprey oil? Lampreys are disgusting.

    Comment by DriftWise
    12:45 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    why would we make oil out of a pokemon...

    Comment by UnKnownymous
    12:29 23/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL!

    Comment by Leon
    20:59 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What is inside the bread? Chocolate?

    Comment by Vegio
    21:05 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    my guess is jam. it vaguely resembles http://www.oversizestudio.it/news_files/panettone-1.jpg , though the components are surely different. i'd try it.

    Comment by J
    21:16 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I had some American canned bread product once before, and it tasted pretty bad (really dense and molasses-flavored). This looks a lot more appetizing.

    Comment by Spoony Bard
    21:28 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow, $15 for bread? Even if it has Strike Witches on it, I wouldn't buy it.

    Comment by Tachu
    21:38 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've eaten the Vampire Knight version it was $17

    Comment by xbow
    21:46 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol do they think anime-fans grow money on trees? and why on earth they put bread in a big ass can? oh lord, crazy people these days :)

    Comment by Saruda
    01:00 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, but they do think that anime-fans grow money on their parents. And they're right.

    Comment by softbanker
    22:00 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Food stays fresh longer in cans and some people will collects cans like this.

    Comment by CC
    22:33 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Vacuum sealedKeeps the sunlight out
    That's what keeps canned food 'fresh' for longer, a non-transparent plastic bag would do the same.

    Doubt you'd want to vacuum pack bread though..

    Comment by CC
    22:58 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *cry*
    Guess ordered list tags aren't allowed in comments :<

    Comment by Muzaffar
    02:14 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well you could have done it like this:

    Vacuum sealed:
    + Keeps the sunlight out
    + That’s what keeps canned food ‘fresh’ for longer, a non-transparent plastic bag would do the same.

    Comment by CC
    02:46 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh well since I already made myself look like a smart ass, the intention was more like:
    1. Vacuum Sealed
    2. Keeps the sunlight out
    That’s what keeps canned food ‘fresh’ for longer, a non-transparent plastic bag would do the same.

    Okay, I'm done now..

    Comment by Artefact
    11:34 22/03/2009 # ! Inadvisable

    Blame me for not displaying the list of allowed tags, as it would just confuse 99% of visitors and cause amusing problems for the remaining 1%.

    Comment by muteKi
    02:30 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It'll be fun to see them on eBay in 10 years time, sold in mint condition.

    Comment by Kip
    03:21 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Unless the apocalypse hits and that is the last remnants of food one owns.

    Comment by Artefact
    11:34 22/03/2009 # ! Raw

    That would only increase its value.

    Comment by Kip
    15:48 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL, very true.

    Comment by ayu-kun
    15:59 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    An otaku in a 'Fallout 3'-era? Hmm, I wonder what Japan is like in there...

    pantsu survival

    Comment by Anon
    22:21 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would buy it

    Comment by asianprostitute1500
    22:39 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would touch myself while I eat it.

    Comment by metatron
    23:01 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A collectible lolz

    Comment by Hiddenshade
    23:47 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I do not buy that can, the images that has are easily available.
    I only eat tuna from a can and only buy bread at the bakery.
    Ero Ita-Rice I would buy without much thinking.

    Comment by Palmtop Tiger
    00:17 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is pan really japanese for bread? Cause pan is spanish for bread, too.

    Comment by Kitsune9Tails
    00:41 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    pan (パン) is Japanese for bread, yes. It's taken from Portuguese I think, which has the same word of bread as Spanish I guess. It's much like how "arubaito" is from the German "arbeit".

    Comment by Vegio
    01:07 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    quote for truth, it's taken from portuguese

    Comment by MaidNiac
    03:19 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Credits to Ferdinand Magellan and Friends.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:34 23/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's pan in the Philippines too!

    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    00:24 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Id rather have canned USED pan(tsu) XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:42 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, packet marked DO NOT EAT.

    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    11:28 23/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That packet is probably Silica Gel, used to keep moisture out of the foodstuffs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:58 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    pan(bread) in a can?
    Japanese sure have their creativity on making money.

    Comment by Tommy
    01:39 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's a new a way to make money off otaku. I would like to buy one and see if the bread is nice or not.

    Comment by Firo
    02:05 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Delicious lolis make delicious (canned) bread :3 *drools*

    Comment by Rinka
    02:06 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ah yes, that one day in ozani lol, I wanted freakin jam but no, seeds and strawberry something, damn vampire night bread.

    Comment by Anon Onanism
    02:16 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Q: If it's called "Can Pan" in the store, what's it called after you eat the bread?

    A: "Can Nopan"!

    ^_^; lol srry I couldn't resist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:43 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My face contorted into nerd rage after reading that.

    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    11:30 23/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Orly? I though it was a fairly witty pun and made me lol.

    Comment by UnKnownymous
    12:36 23/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOLOLZ!!!
    That was really punny!
    d(^o^)b

    Comment by Kip
    03:22 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks dry. XP

    Comment by VZ
    04:01 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    $15 for some bread?

    Comment by shalala
    06:44 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that bread does not look very tasty.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:49 22/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    next idea: packed cake in a can with ita-loli pix on it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:13 23/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Gross.

    Comment by jonaht
    12:01 23/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL too much effort GONZO.

    You could just sell the empty can with the same prize.
    It's cleaner for collection of akikan >.< LOL

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