Multi-Function Man
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Mar 20, 2009 08:03 JST
- Tags: 2ch, Bizarre, Comparison, Photoshop, Sports, VIP Quality
Here we see a particularly versatile sportsman, who seems at capable in a variety of contexts, sporting or otherwise.
This looks to be the result of a Vipper style challenge of some years prior, although the source is elusive. The footballer in the picture has long since passed into 2ch legend and can occasionally be seen in Photoshops even now…









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I've had that image for years...
still funny.
now that's what i called ART!
The next generation Spinzaku.
What, better than SpinSaku?
Crouch kick vs Suzaku kick NAO!
Go go!
Spinzaku is far more godly than Crouch. Although these are amazing.
I only saw these for the first time a year or two ago though, I must admit.
No Spinzaku shoop? I'm disappointed.
nobody recalled the Suzaku Kick bloomed a while ago?
Battle begins...
Ball kicker VS Spinzaku!
Do want!
i'll pay to see that XD
Oh xhit ^_^
Didn't most of these originally come from Something Awful, Fark, 4chan and the like?
They did. I recall this being one of their Photoshop Phriday contests. In fact, this one might still be in residence in the Comedy Goldmine.
i lol........so hard!
btw, these photoshopped pics are not from 2ch, but from dcinside, a Korean 2ch equivalent board site.
http://www.dcinside.com/webdc/lecture/study_list.php?id=3866&code1=50&code2=60&s_mode=body&s_que=%C3%E0%B1%B8&page=1& [http://www.dcinside.com/webdc/lecture/study_list.php?id=3866&code1=50&code2=60&s_mode=body&s_que=౸&page=1&]
no wonder why It felt like I've seen those before...XD
Crouch is our god ;)
omg suzaku
_|\o_ <Hahahaha!!
2ch legend \m/
Spinzaku was better...
Seen this Peter Crouch kick many times now in all the football boards I go to, that's including Liverpool boards.
Though I have to say Spinzaku is infinitely more epic. Sorry Crouchy.
Source is the /b/ board on 4chan. I was in the threads when these were made, and even made a few myself (although they aren't in this post). There are a lot more than these, and better ones too. This was from a few years ago.
Interesting that it turned up on a Japanese site, though not too surprising...
Where's the shuriken?
that pic should of been edited into one of the earlier eps of Naruto with Sasuke's giant shuriken.
Or not.
no fun.
とても 愉しい は
Hmm, wow, it works.
Nah, Archer wins here. Don't bring up Naruto.
ok then use Kaede's giant Shuriken from Negima.
I only brought up Maruto because it was the first Giant Shuriken I thought of.
oh man that is hilarious
So many of these photoshop challenges are a tribute yet an older photoshop /r/ anyway.
the clock one owns the others are ok I guess.
hahaha i love this kind of contests :D
So old, so very old, but funny nonetheless.
ah peter crouch ex liverpool, now portsmouth footballer, who would have thought your odd goal celebration would still be remembered like this after so long...
Indeed. Crouch, The Man, The Photos, The Legend.
THE ROBOT CROUCH! It was so famous that EA Sports included it in every FIFA series since FIFA 2007
Crouch meme is fucking old.
Come on Artefact, you can do better than this.
Ahh Classic Photoshop fun :D
poor crouch ... lol
MOAR
omg i'm laughing rivers
same here xD
my ribs are in pain from laughing!
Never gets old...
LOL is LOL
I mis-read MAL-FUNCTION man. (not stripping) >.<
...you are better than I, I read that and basically thought of a man with a SwissArmy Knife penis...fuck me ;;
Still Epic IMO. More Vipper Challenges Artefact, if you may
lmfuckinassoff I spat out my gf's puss juice when i saw this.
Why you had puss in your mouth.....I will never want to know.