Lesbian Attempts to Rape Her Wife with Brother’s Sperm

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A lady who attempted to forcibly impregnate her wife with a syringe containing semen from her brother has been charged with domestic violence, though her wife declined to press charges for attempted rape.

Police were called to the couple’s home after an altercation between the pair, in which the younger wife (26) assailed her wife (33) with a turkey baster and a package of foil wrapped semen she had somehow acquired from her brother.

She apparently intended to insert her “syringe” into her partner for the purposes of siring a child, but her wife resisted, for she did not wish to become pregnant. The two began to struggle as the would-be “father” attempted to strip her wife off for the operation.

The tool she proposed to use for her impromptu artificial insemination was a turkey baster (syringe) with a catheter tip; police took the tool away as evidence.

After narrowly escaping from her wife, the prospective mother fled to the toilet, locking herself in, but was pursued. In the process of breaking the door down, the hopeful impregnator hurt her hand, and had to withdraw to fetch an ice-pack for her wrist.

This was the chance her put upon wife had been waiting for; she bolted from the house and attempted to escape in the couple’s SUV. However, her persistent wife chased her down, “hanging on the SUV door handle, trying to get into the car” according to a witness, attempting to curtail her escape.

She did manage to drive off after narrowly missing a tree, and police later picked her assailant up nearby.

The assailing wife was, it was said, the worse for drink at the time, though her wife told officers she had been discussing the prospect of having a child by her for some time.

Police charged the desperate inseminator with domestic assault and battery, but her wife declined to press charges of assault with intent to rape, believing she was not really “going to sexually assault her with the syringe.”

On releasing her, the judge ordered her to “refrain from abuse.” She will have her pre-trial hearing at the end of April.

Via the Berkshire Eagle.

Same sex marriage has been legal in Massachusetts since 2003; both ladies shared the same surname.



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    Comment by shalala
    06:56 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF that just wrong. poor girl. but its lool to. Turkey syringe thats a new way.

    Comment by motaku96
    08:22 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why doesn't she just impregnate herself with her brothers sperm. But then it'd be incest I guess.

    Comment by GHS
    09:28 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, I'm also wondering how she managed to convince her brother to give her his sperm... Wonder if she payed him for it. On a side note, is that Yuma from ToHeart2 on the article picture?

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Comet1
    03:17 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF wow lol

    Comment by Saruda
    02:46 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Crime? What crime?

    Comment by Detailoid
    04:07 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Facepalm.jpg
    Not clever nor funny. These aren't fictional characters. These are real people, in spite of what you might think.

    Comment by Saruda
    04:30 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    /sarcasm

    Seriously though, do people even talk about things these days?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:13 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol I live like 2 blocks from there. Why didn't I hear about this sooner?

    Comment by Shuu
    02:14 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Jeez, that's why you tie them up beforehand...

    Joking aside, it's pretty lame of the wife to force the pregnancy on her wife. If she really wanted a child, she should have been willing to carry it herself, regardless of who's doing it at the end. I'm also pretty sure ordinary foil is quite unsuitable to preserve sperm cells for more than a few minutes...

    Comment by Visssss
    10:04 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Action Packed Lesbian Couple, the series.
    Hey... that be a great idea, I should start writing the scripts for such a movie with the title as mentioned above, looks like I won't be jobless again.

    Comment by poopzilla
    18:31 17/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this happened in my town lol messed up ppl here =D

    10:23 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nice to see the victim getting safely away from her assaulter

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:58 07/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I figure they should also arrest the dude who prolly jerked off into some foil.xD

    Comment by tyciol
    15:21 12/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If she was willing to have rape occur and the brother was willing to use force then why didn't they just do it the old fashioned way? Higher chance for success. Very confusing thought process by these people.

    Comment by Dia
    23:26 08/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's almost like she didn't think this through.

    Comment by DeRosset
    06:52 27/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Almost sounds like something out of a cartoon.
    If this mess doesn't separate them, maybe they should consider adoption.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:52 14/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, they do, with nitrogen. (Which is why it keeps for 20+ years.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:32 20/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    All I have to say is...what an epic struggle.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:53 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "So, this is my mom, this is my other mom, and this is my uncle who also happens to be my dad"

    Comment by xSASxZaros
    19:49 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder if we'll ever know how she got her brothers sperm.... Lol.

    ---

    By the way, the picture is awesome. o_O

    Comment by zer0nix
    07:20 22/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes, anyone have a source on the pic?

    Comment by Sean
    12:54 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Should've done it while she was sleeping.

    Comment by Tate
    11:47 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this kinda reminds of a ero anime/manga i used. i think, kinda, well, not really. the idea is there so i'm sure it exists somewhere.

    Comment by XSportSeeker
    11:15 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ONLY IN US OF A!!

    This is a joke.

    Comment by Tingle
    04:29 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    gay marriage = just as fucked as normal marriage.
    I must admit this is kinda hot though especially the pic.

    so did her brother know about the plan and just give her the sperm or did she.... extract the sperm from her onichan with her mouth?

    Comment by paul
    01:53 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if she had her brother do it then it would have been successful

    Comment by Chen
    17:19 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You need to call them wife1 and wife2. Who the hell could tell them apart otherwise? I, for startes, am totally lost. Who did who with who xD

    Comment by pwnjob
    17:58 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I also found it a little confusing and hard to follow....

    Comment by Detailoid
    22:40 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *raises eyebrow*
    I thought it was phrased fairly clearly.

    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    13:21 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Clearly enough that I understood what was going on even though I felt confused the whole time.

    Comment by OigoMiEggo
    17:17 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bravo on the hilariously appropriate picture for this article Artefact XD

    Comment by Meji
    17:17 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    SUV... Where have I heard of that before? SUV-Weapon?

    Comment by lamda
    17:25 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    phantasy star universe =).

    Comment by Jashin
    17:50 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder how she got her brother's semen... o___o

    Comment by ichimokuren
    18:13 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG eww..... XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:37 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ..soo i guess soon scientistt or whoever genius
    out there can make sumthing out from this brilliant idea for lesbian couple outthere

    ..urrg a shringe .. D :

    *..sumhow tengga egg image poping out D :*

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:16 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    actually there already is.

    Two womens can biologically have a child together.
    Althought the child will be a girl only thru this method.

    They just put some chromozomes from girl A in the egg of girl B and its inseminated.

    Comment by Kokopure
    09:11 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sauces :P If you're talking about Kaguya, it wouldn't work with people. If you're talking about something else I haven't heard of... do want to know <3

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:08 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Like how they do it in StrikerS

    Fate-mama and Nanoha-mama.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:07 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hah guess the lesbian couple finally found out the main problem such a relationship will face...Though kudos to the 'husband' for such an imaginative solution!

    Comment by valeria666
    17:58 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hahaha...
    That's so silly lol... XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:06 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lesbain rape doesn't suprise me. It happens in prison all the time(not attacking Lesbianism, happens in all forms of sexuality).

    But Lesbians raping with male sperm, that did catch me off guard.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:04 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This should be a rape case!

    If the perpetrator was a man then it's considered rape.

    Comment by Artefact

    It was a rape case.

    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    13:19 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Indeed, the victim only decided to not press charges because she felt like she wasn't serious...or something, idk.

    But I do feel it was decent of the victim to not press charges of that nature because the other bitch was drunk. Since it seems a lot of people can't remember what they do when they drink to excess (what ever excess means for that person) it would be wrong to do something which would cripple her for life for an action that they can't remember.

    I mean seriously, think of it this way. Wet dreams are now illegal, then you jizz in your pants while asleep. Would it really be best for society to punish you for something you didn't know you were doing at the time you did it?

    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    08:44 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ahh...I didn't mean it to absolve drunkards of all crimes, just that charging her with attempted rape would be far too harsh a punishment for something she did while drunk. Don't people who murder whilst drunk only get charged with manslaughter instead of murder?

    Comment by CS
    14:04 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This was probably the most fair of decisions, if the criminal charges go through. While I do believe that the heavily inebriated should be dealt some responsibility for their actions, bringing rape charges into it chages the whole equation by orders of magnitude.

    Depending on the location and severity, a sex offender red tag can completely ruin a person's life. /Completely/ ruin.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:16 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm pretty baffled by "foil wrapped semen"

    Comment by Kip
    03:21 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You'd prefer ziploc baggie?

    Comment by Watanuked
    Comment by Youko
    16:02 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "...a package of foil wrapped semen she had somehow acquired from her brother."

    Yes... somehow.

    Comment by Gunso
    16:22 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    heh~~ how she can get semen from her brother...

    i'm thinking wild now...

    more erotic path... hahahaha...

    Comment by Dee
    20:10 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hi Mummy Hi Daddy Hi Mummy Aww~

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:24 08/07/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Onii~chan... <3

    Comment by Keigami
    16:33 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah I'm curious about she acquired this as well XD

    Comment by Geerie
    16:49 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    most likely asked him to beat off in something she could take home. if i had a hot lesbian sister with a hot lesbian wife and she said her wife needed some semen id fap in the nearest container or tinfoil or whatever is necessary.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:07 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But there's that matter of return payment... heheheh

    Comment by Gunso
    17:08 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    haha.. why fapping...

    why not you jam it by your self...

    that way are much more help b'cos percentage is high to...

    Comment by Geerie
    17:14 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    its either stick in the girl or have two girls play with semen. your choice.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:04 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL.

    Comment by Eleriel
    19:36 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    'foil wrapped' ...
    correct me if I'm wrong(actually, don't)... but I doubt that would have led to anything.

    Comment by Archer112
    04:39 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sperm can survive a few days outside the body, if the enviroment isn't too harsh....

    Plus, I imagine foil is quite sterile.

    Also, at the other dude, it is very, very hard for a person to get pregnant from intercouse.
    Before I get shot down, yes, I know it's not THAT hard, but statisticly speaking, and in comparison with other mamals, humans are at a reproductive loss.
    After all, in regards to my previous point, a vagina is a very harsh enviroment, human sperm is patheticly weak, with only about 5% of all sperm produced actualy being fit for reproduction, and men genraly have a lower sperm count now, than they did 20 years ago, for various reasons to do with our diet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:01 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    heh, what 'reproductive ventures'? >_>

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:51 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Odd. My semen turns to water within 5 minutes...

    This does not bode well for any reproductive ventures I might undertake in the future.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:53 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Protip: Men produce less semen because they are turning into faggot emos.

    Comment by Azarien
    23:05 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If humans were at reproductive loss, there wouldn't be 6 bilion of them around.

    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    13:05 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hmm...well, iirc, humans are one of the few species that can reproduce year round, therefore it wouldn't be in nature's best interest to make all of our sperm Heracles for example.

    Comment by tomelin
    16:01 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ahahaha, those silly, silly USians. Never fail to entertain me. Although i must admit i love school shootouts more, when is the next one ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:18 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ask the Germans.

    Comment by Halconnen
    03:58 21/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha.[/sarcasm]

    Comment by Cei
    15:50 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WAT!? lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    15:52 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    gotta love how Artefact always finds the appropriate pics haha

    Comment by lightningsabre
    17:44 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think this is the BEST matching appropriate pic I've seen so far! But then again so many of these things happened in eroge XD

    Comment by Anon
    01:33 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree that this pic could be the best possible match, but those in the know are aware that the syringe in this pic goes in the back. I can't imagine there being much turkey baster hentai out there.

    Comment by Kip
    03:20 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh rule 34 you've never failed us.
    I was going to say, excellent photo!

    Comment by CS
    01:51 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Typo (of omission): +Great pic pick, Artefact. How you find such things out of the staggering swarm is simply a superhuman ability.

    Comment by CS
    01:48 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    turkey baster = poor (wo?)man's syringe. It can go anywhere the user can get it to; assumably, hentai assume slightly more lenient budgets for their characters.

    Besides, I'm sure the condoms would have spoiled this assailant's plans.

    Comment by Xavi
    16:11 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Indeed, my thoughts exactly. If only the hand holding the syringe was that of a woman...

    It seems to me though that USA isn't far behind China in bizarre crimes. Maybe it relates to population size, but then again we don't hear too frequently from India. Something must be in the air... :P

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    Comment by Anonymous
    16:32 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Uh, I thought sperm wouldn't survive more than a few minutes outside of a man's scrotum or a woman's you-know-what. I thought they died pretty much instantly once they're outside. At least that's what I learned in school...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:12 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    48 hours out in the open and 8 days if inside someone =P

    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    13:02 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I knew there was a 7 day thing in there somewhere...

    Comment by Geerie
    16:50 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes because this lady was very sensible...

    Comment by Artefact

    Recall that sperm banks store vast quantities of the stuff for long periods of time.

    Comment by Detailoid
    03:58 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought they froze the sperm...

    Comment by CS
    01:34 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In the article linked further down the page ( http://www.berkshireeagle.com/ci_11943042?source=most_viewed ), there is the line "Officers said they found a syringe with a catheter tip still in its packaging and a sealed container of semen," so I have to wonder. And I mean, if they can survive in a hostile acidic environment for a couple days, giving them some liquid or such might make it slightly less absurd. Slightly.

    Comment by weee
    22:19 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i don't think she can think clearly enough to even have that idea... she did after all try to rape her wife...

    Comment by UnKnownymous
    16:58 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh dear...
    The assailant shouldn't be demanding to her wife.
    In fact, she should feel contented and lucky she found the woman she loved and desired.
    Not all lesbians get to have their love requited by the woman they love.

    Comment by Detailoid
    22:39 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I do hope the victim divorces her wannabe-rapist though. If the partner wanted a child that badly, she should have inseminated herself with some semen from someone not related to herself. Rape and then forcing the victim to carry the child.... Yeah, no.

    Comment by EcureuilMatrix
    16:58 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Coming soon: Real Life, The Doujin Version.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:59 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who's the artist of the picture used for this story? Anyone know? I dig the style...

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    Comment by tkhnoman
    16:37 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder how the child call his/her mother..

    Comment by Kitsune9Tails
    11:18 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    seme and uke?

    Oh wait, wrong gender...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:31 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    seme merely means "to give" while uke means "to take". i guess it can be used in every sort of relationship.

    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    13:10 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, those are strictly sexual actionary terms, not orientation or organs. It's used mainly in both yaoi and yuri to denote whom are the dominate/submissive ones. But it is used in straight contexts afaik.

    Comment by Geerie
    16:55 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    mother or mom, or mommy. there isn't a difference between straight and gay relations. why would one assume that there would be a change in titles?

    Comment by Chen
    17:23 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe something like mom_1 and mom_2?

    Hey mom_2, mom_1 didn't allow me to watch tv, what about you? xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:16 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nanoha?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:00 11/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nah, if it's the son of a lesbo marriage he/she would call them by their proper american titles Butch and Bitch.

    -the beast

    Comment by mi
    23:23 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol

    mom_1, mom_2
    what is that, a txt >_<

    that will be unique, mom_1 and mom_2

    Comment by tkhnoman
    17:57 19/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ah.. A wrong question.. hehe, sorry.. well, since they don't have penis, they will called mom.




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