Man Falls in Love with Pokemon, Considers Marriage

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I like how he found out that some otaku have 2D wives lol

If love for a 2D character is Ok, if marrying a 2D character is ok, then abuse of 2D children is wrong?

D: !

See...

This is what happens when you let gay marriage legal.

The moment you legalize gay marriage then it's fair game for people to practice polygamy and then this...

It's probably a Misdreavus.
Their faces look just like a women.
Sure its only a floating head but who says you can't do any thing with that.

I would definitely tap deodude, hes got balls

I would like to welcome this guy to the world of 2D character loving~

Holy Shit @@

This is one guy in Japan, but serebii.net's forums actually have a lot of people who are sexually attracted to Pokemon. It's also rife with furries and otherkin.

I've talked to some such people... it was quite sad. =(

I'd go DAWWWW too if it were the images that you've posted above Artefact.

Then again, i am not into 2D. Meh!

http://www.pokemondb.co.uk/images/artwork/nosepass.png

I agree, that's hot.

Nothing beats the internet. Fuck television!

My fave Pokemon is Ditto. Show it a picture of Hirano Aya, and it will transform into her. Hey! I've got my own Aya :3

Oh, and Gardevoir.

Brings a whole new meaning to "so i herd u leik mudkipz"...

a zangoose is fine too...

Feraligatr is my love. <3

meet me half way because brycyn is gay n ,j mcf

Im inlove with the Kagamines ^^

In a word, "Freak." Too much time on ya hands there buddy. Go to the mall and meet a REAL girl, fall in love, get married, have kids, go bald, etc...

Furry fetishism makes me sad...

id understand if it's 2D girls but pokemon? oh well...whatever floats your boat.

"I see. So a flower-ish, one-eyed, leg- and armless (or rather handless) something is alright for you?
I say I’d puke either way…"

Just for the record, Gardevoir has two eyes, but her hair is over one eye. She does have legs but they're not visible in that pic.

To be honest, as you should know, when it comes to being attracted to 2D, you tend to fill in the gaps yourself... Or do you like girls with eyes bigger than their fists, a mouth as small as an asshole and no nose?

i'd understand if he falls in love with a nurse or a police or even Misty character but to a Pokemon?!Eeeeh,i didn't choose him.

Someone needs to introduce him Moemon..

Cute OP pic btw~

Heh, love is a strange thing ^^

(my faves always were Blastoise and Articuno :3)

That's just awesome. I hope he chose a Mudkip. :3

i guess the people get tired of fapping in this times :/

HAHAHA i guess EVERYONE HERE LOVES THEIR "POKEMON"

ID RATHER FAP TO A (FEMALE)POKEMON TRAINER THAN THE POKEMON THOUGH...

3D Pig Disgu...oh. Wrong page.

Quote: “I feel the same way. It’s ok. If only that Pokémon were real, I’d…”

"... I'd stuff his cute little butt with my full load" is what he wanted to say.

Srsly man, love them all you want, its your choice, though it's a strage choice, because you know it's not alive and doesnt have thoughts of you.

When I was twelve I myself loved a certain girl character beyond measure, so much I thought I would never love anyone esle like that. But it was just childhood stupidness

Wild Pokefan appeared!
Wild Pokefan used Attract!
Wild Pokefan fell in love!
Trainer Anon used Leer!
Wild Pokefan ran away...

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/34580__448x_pikachu-cosplay-1.jpg

Actually......
Pokeplay is quite hot....

I approve of this relationship, thats all that matters now :D CHASE YOUR LOVED ONE YOUNG MAN!!!!

*Fire in eyes*

It is most unfortunate that this man has been driven to want to fuck the hell out of a pokey-mon. It is almost certainly due to the fact that he, and all men, are barred from aquiring a nice young female of childbearing age as a wife of their own... to have relations with as they (the man) wishes.

In the past, 100 or more years ago, the goal and pinaccle of social progress was to have Men respect their fellow man because he too is a Man and to not look at his race as something that took away from his status as one’s fellow man. The goal was to have all men be respected.

So the Social Progress train got going and is still going into the 21st century.

It did not reach it’s destination, infact it nolonger wishes to ever get there.

If we look around at where the Social Progress train has brought us we see this: Men are not respected; men are more hated and disrespected then we have ever been in the known history of the world.

However; Women ARE respected, women hold power, women control society.

Men control nothing. Sure we build things, and those things get passed to woman’s control if ever they get past a certain level of importance.

Before Social Progress most Men atleast controlled their families and their wives with impunity, even if he was not respected by other men.

With 100+ years of social progress no Man in the west (and soon no Man in the World) controls any aspect of his family. Infact it is not his family: Men OWN nothing in America, Women OWN the whole of society, including the government. Men, at most, rent things. We pay taxes upon taxes for the use of what we “own” each year in the form of property tax, use taxes, and mandatory insurance. The seizure of both real and personal property by the woman controlled government ensures that we continue to rent our property which we “own” from the woman’s government inorder to fund the police state storm troopers who enforce women’s rights upon us.

Men certainly don’t control their wives, nor do we choose our wives: women chose the men they wish to marry and the men take what they have been given because they cannot go out and capture a wife (as the Bible allows*) nor can they ask the father for her in marraige (and the father force the girl to marry who he chose). The chance for marraige in the USA is by the choice of women.

Social Progress is not about helping Men be universally respected. It is about the exact opposite: helping women and ensuring that men are disrespected and powerless.

We must take away woman’s choices: Woman’s choice to kill our children, woman’s choice to marry who she wishes rather then who her father wishes or a man who captured her, woman’s choice to not get married at the age of menarche (12-14 years old), woman’s choice to murder her husband(s) or boyfriends(s), woman’s choice to call the police and complain about domestic violence (if she is getting hit by her husband it is because she has disobeyed him, she must comply with his demands as he is her master: she is not free, no woman should be free, only men should be free), woman’s choice to have her husband imprisoned on marital rape charges (a husband has the right to rape his wife or wives whenever he wishes to: they are owned by him: chattel), a woman’s right to choose (killing even our unborn children: yes we are a nation of babykillers (our women are)).

Women’s Rights must be Destroyed.
Men’s Liberty must reign again: that is what America was founded for; Men’s Rights, Not women’s.

*In Duteronomy 22 the Bible allows a Man to rape a virgin girl: the penalty is to marry the girl, never divorce her, and pay her father the customary marraige price.

This guy's messed up. No further comment.

Clearly Geodude is the way to go ;-)

-_-;

Now this is difficult. It depends solely on which pkmn he loves to decide if he is sick or perfectly fine.

Raichu is an interesting choice. The evolved version of the most well known, Pikachu. I wonder why he didn't choose Pikachu? If he had a poke-loli complex, it might've chosen Pichu.

Just lol.

... THAT IS ZOOERASTY!

"return to a platonic relationship"
How do you manage to have a non platonic relationship with something that doesn't physically exist in the first place?

Id lol if it was Mr.Mime or Jynx ^^

Could it be Jinx!?!? (the one those whiny blacks are all pissy about)

Or Whailord?? oooo if only it was a girl that falls in love with these things...then we can imagine her with tentacruels....

Nice pictures. Wonder who is the illustrator....

I'd bet that if someone took a poll on what group of people has the most crazies, the otaku population would come up on top. jezuz

i love the internet, never fails to awe and amuse.

I like Pokemon, but damn!! This is way over the edge from bringing your Pokemon cards to school to trade to fantasizing about which chick from the series you'd like to screw to actually talking about marrying a Pokemon. *Resists committing seppuku with sword*

Kawaii~ topic pics btw.

At least he stayed away from Gardevoir.

So I guess I'm not wrong in thinking that more people should have been beating this guy down for his unusual request.

“I feel the same way. It’s ok. If only that Pokémon were real, I’d…”
LOL, thanks for cutting that off there.

But did that fellow really link to one of your articles in one of the quotes?

I'd have chosen Gardevoir