A man who approached an online Q&A service asking how he might reign in his passionate love for a certain Pokémon, and perhaps turn it into mere platonic affection, has been roundly reassured that falling in love with fictional 2D animals is perfectly acceptable.
His query runs thus (he is careful to protect the identity of his Pokemon paramour throughout):
“I’ve fallen in love with a Pokémon…
I fell in love with a certain Pokémon. My heart grows heavy whenever I think of them.
But to be honest, personally I felt falling in love with a 2D character to be a sad thing, so I wanted to return to a platonic relationship with this Pokémon.
Whatever should I do?”
Most respondents are having none of it, telling him love is perfectly fine even with fictional two dimensional animals; a sample of the responses:
“It’s ok to love them. There’s really no need to force yourself to dislike them after all…”
“Loving the 2D is not strange at all. 2D is something you associate with reality.”
“I feel the same way. It’s ok. If only that Pokémon were real, I’d…”
“If you fall for a character, drawing pictures of tem is a good way of releasing.”
“First, turn off the machine. Then go out and start your journey to find a charming person.”
Pokémon Lover: “I don’t actually play the games at all. I don’t have much social contact either; perhaps that’s why I fel in love with a Pokémon?”
“Raichu is cute, Raichu is. Rairaiii!
It’s ok. I have a friend who fell in love with a butterfly from the south. Compared to that, your symptoms are minor.”Pokémon Lover: “With a butterfly!? That’s romantic… I feel better, thanks.”
“I’ve heard that amongst anime fans there are those who actually want to marry 2D characters.”
Pokémon Lover: “There are people like that out there!? Then maybe it’s nothing to worry about at all then.”
It seems this ronery Pokémon otaku has only had his love for a certain pocket monster reaffirmed…
You can see the Q&A here.
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It's probably a Misdreavus.
Their faces look just like a women.
Sure its only a floating head but who says you can't do any thing with that.
I would assume Gardevoir. It seems to be the standard.
I would definitely tap deodude, hes got balls
I like how he found out that some otaku have 2D wives lol
dont most of us have a 2d wife/husband im surprised someone who fell in love with a pokemon does not know this
bestiality
Its not bestiality its inter-species erotica
If love for a 2D character is Ok, if marrying a 2D character is ok, then abuse of 2D children is wrong?
D: !
This is one guy in Japan, but serebii.net's forums actually have a lot of people who are sexually attracted to Pokemon. It's also rife with furries and otherkin.
I've talked to some such people... it was quite sad. =(
ha ha!
i remember going to that forum in my youth whenever i was stuck in the games or wanted to find out extras. but the more frightening scene for pokefkers is a place called agn.ph
now that's some serious obsessive masturbation.
not that i would ever jerk to anything on the internet~~~
Brings a whole new meaning to "so i herd u leik mudkipz"...
a zangoose is fine too...
Holy Shit @@
I would like to welcome this guy to the world of 2D character loving~
I'd go DAWWWW too if it were the images that you've posted above Artefact.
Then again, i am not into 2D. Meh!
http://www.pokemondb.co.uk/images/artwork/nosepass.png
I agree, that's hot.
They do have big packages indeed.
If we're comparing sizes, Delibird has some REALLY BIG packages, just waiting to explode on you.
...
8|
Or to heal you...
My fave Pokemon is Ditto. Show it a picture of Hirano Aya, and it will transform into her. Hey! I've got my own Aya :3
Oh, and Gardevoir.
You'd probably have to put a bag over it's head, though... unless the blank :3 ditto face does it for you.
Let's just hope it's that polite.
That's just awesome. I hope he chose a Mudkip. :3
Heh, love is a strange thing ^^
(my faves always were Blastoise and Articuno :3)
In a word, "Freak." Too much time on ya hands there buddy. Go to the mall and meet a REAL girl, fall in love, get married, have kids, go bald, etc...
id understand if it's 2D girls but pokemon? oh well...whatever floats your boat.
Im inlove with the Kagamines ^^
Feraligatr is my love. <3
meet me half way because brycyn is gay n ,j mcf
Furry fetishism makes me sad...
i guess the people get tired of fapping in this times :/
HAHAHA i guess EVERYONE HERE LOVES THEIR "POKEMON"
ID RATHER FAP TO A (FEMALE)POKEMON TRAINER THAN THE POKEMON THOUGH...
STRANGE AS THE ARTSTYLE OF POKEMON SEEMED SO RECYCLED THAT I FIND THEM REALLY HOT!
I agree. Whether it be the loli "Tubers" or the bird keepers, or pretty much any other female trainer, I'm up for that. Also, Mars from Team Galactic.
i'd understand if he falls in love with a nurse or a police or even Misty character but to a Pokemon?!Eeeeh,i didn't choose him.
Someone needs to introduce him Moemon..
Cute OP pic btw~
"I see. So a flower-ish, one-eyed, leg- and armless (or rather handless) something is alright for you?
I say I’d puke either way…"
Just for the record, Gardevoir has two eyes, but her hair is over one eye. She does have legs but they're not visible in that pic.
To be honest, as you should know, when it comes to being attracted to 2D, you tend to fill in the gaps yourself... Or do you like girls with eyes bigger than their fists, a mouth as small as an asshole and no nose?
Personally not much into furry at all, but how can you not like something like this.
http://img2.gelbooru.com/images/326/405d5ae0040a8774b1a53774eb63650c395e4aa9.png?329521
http://85.17.172.13:2007/x/50/50/1244809174-6c126d14e6/5050c1e61570f02f5ac87b4ee39927c393e5a363-95779-500-600-jpg.jpg
Finally :D
I was wondering when someone will post a Lopunny XD
http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs41/f/2009/012/e/c/PKMN_Lopunny_wants_to_fight_by_tailsrulz.jpg
http://th09.deviantart.net/fs38/300W/f/2008/337/f/7/f7c60d772cc8aa1b81a2c592c2186710.jpg
http://www.myfursona.com/data/avatars/647386630lopunny.jpg
http://th09.deviantart.net/fs29/300W/f/2008/092/f/d/Sexy_Lopunny_by_14_bis.jpg
http://cartoonwar.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lopunny.png
Nothing beats the internet. Fuck television!
Wild Pokefan appeared!
Wild Pokefan used Attract!
Wild Pokefan fell in love!
Trainer Anon used Leer!
Wild Pokefan ran away...
It was Roar that made them run away, not Leer.
Leer = Sharp decrease in SP.Def I think.
Wild Pokefan used Fap Shower! *fap fap fap*
Otakumon's type is freak.
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE.
leer just lowered defense
This guy's messed up. No further comment.
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/34580__448x_pikachu-cosplay-1.jpg
Actually......
Pokeplay is quite hot....
Agreed
http://img3.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-images-xix/pikachu-cosplay-7.jpg
I found this image from Pikachu Cosplay Mania article.
It is most unfortunate that this man has been driven to want to fuck the hell out of a pokey-mon. It is almost certainly due to the fact that he, and all men, are barred from aquiring a nice young female of childbearing age as a wife of their own... to have relations with as they (the man) wishes.
In the past, 100 or more years ago, the goal and pinaccle of social progress was to have Men respect their fellow man because he too is a Man and to not look at his race as something that took away from his status as one’s fellow man. The goal was to have all men be respected.
So the Social Progress train got going and is still going into the 21st century.
It did not reach it’s destination, infact it nolonger wishes to ever get there.
If we look around at where the Social Progress train has brought us we see this: Men are not respected; men are more hated and disrespected then we have ever been in the known history of the world.
However; Women ARE respected, women hold power, women control society.
Men control nothing. Sure we build things, and those things get passed to woman’s control if ever they get past a certain level of importance.
Before Social Progress most Men atleast controlled their families and their wives with impunity, even if he was not respected by other men.
With 100+ years of social progress no Man in the west (and soon no Man in the World) controls any aspect of his family. Infact it is not his family: Men OWN nothing in America, Women OWN the whole of society, including the government. Men, at most, rent things. We pay taxes upon taxes for the use of what we “own” each year in the form of property tax, use taxes, and mandatory insurance. The seizure of both real and personal property by the woman controlled government ensures that we continue to rent our property which we “own” from the woman’s government inorder to fund the police state storm troopers who enforce women’s rights upon us.
Men certainly don’t control their wives, nor do we choose our wives: women chose the men they wish to marry and the men take what they have been given because they cannot go out and capture a wife (as the Bible allows*) nor can they ask the father for her in marraige (and the father force the girl to marry who he chose). The chance for marraige in the USA is by the choice of women.
Social Progress is not about helping Men be universally respected. It is about the exact opposite: helping women and ensuring that men are disrespected and powerless.
We must take away woman’s choices: Woman’s choice to kill our children, woman’s choice to marry who she wishes rather then who her father wishes or a man who captured her, woman’s choice to not get married at the age of menarche (12-14 years old), woman’s choice to murder her husband(s) or boyfriends(s), woman’s choice to call the police and complain about domestic violence (if she is getting hit by her husband it is because she has disobeyed him, she must comply with his demands as he is her master: she is not free, no woman should be free, only men should be free), woman’s choice to have her husband imprisoned on marital rape charges (a husband has the right to rape his wife or wives whenever he wishes to: they are owned by him: chattel), a woman’s right to choose (killing even our unborn children: yes we are a nation of babykillers (our women are)).
Women’s Rights must be Destroyed.
Men’s Liberty must reign again: that is what America was founded for; Men’s Rights, Not women’s.
*In Duteronomy 22 the Bible allows a Man to rape a virgin girl: the penalty is to marry the girl, never divorce her, and pay her father the customary marraige price.
I approve of this relationship, thats all that matters now :D CHASE YOUR LOVED ONE YOUNG MAN!!!!
*Fire in eyes*
LMAO yeah good words