Man Falls in Love with Pokemon, Considers Marriage

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A man who approached an online Q&A service asking how he might reign in his passionate love for a certain Pokémon, and perhaps turn it into mere platonic affection, has been roundly reassured that falling in love with fictional 2D animals is perfectly acceptable.

His query runs thus (he is careful to protect the identity of his Pokemon paramour throughout):

I’ve fallen in love with a Pokémon…

I fell in love with a certain Pokémon. My heart grows heavy whenever I think of them.

But to be honest, personally I felt falling in love with a 2D character to be a sad thing, so I wanted to return to a platonic relationship with this Pokémon.

Whatever should I do?”

Most respondents are having none of it, telling him love is perfectly fine even with fictional two dimensional animals; a sample of the responses:

“It’s ok to love them. There’s really no need to force yourself to dislike them after all…”

“Loving the 2D is not strange at all. 2D is something you associate with reality.”

“I feel the same way. It’s ok. If only that Pokémon were real, I’d…”

“If you fall for a character, drawing pictures of tem is a good way of releasing.”

“First, turn off the machine. Then go out and start your journey to find a charming person.”

Pokémon Lover: “I don’t actually play the games at all. I don’t have much social contact either; perhaps that’s why I fel in love with a Pokémon?”

“Raichu is cute, Raichu is. Rairaiii!
It’s ok. I have a friend who fell in love with a butterfly from the south. Compared to that, your symptoms are minor.”

Pokémon Lover: “With a butterfly!? That’s romantic… I feel better, thanks.”

“I’ve heard that amongst anime fans there are those who actually want to marry 2D characters.”

Pokémon Lover: “There are people like that out there!? Then maybe it’s nothing to worry about at all then.”

It seems this ronery Pokémon otaku has only had his love for a certain pocket monster reaffirmed…

You can see the Q&A here.

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    Comment by Yangth
    12:52 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like how he found out that some otaku have 2D wives lol

    Comment by Leyfon
    13:02 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's probably a Misdreavus.
    Their faces look just like a women.
    Sure its only a floating head but who says you can't do any thing with that.

    Comment by battleknight45
    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    15:07 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Its not bestiality its inter-species erotica

    Comment by Onanymous
    10:52 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If love for a 2D character is Ok, if marrying a 2D character is ok, then abuse of 2D children is wrong?

    D: !

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:22 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would definitely tap deodude, hes got balls

    Comment by Dante
    15:34 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Holy Shit @@

    Comment by xatm092
    18:16 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Brings a whole new meaning to "so i herd u leik mudkipz"...

    Comment by metatron
    15:23 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would like to welcome this guy to the world of 2D character loving~

    Comment by minakichan
    14:47 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is one guy in Japan, but serebii.net's forums actually have a lot of people who are sexually attracted to Pokemon. It's also rife with furries and otherkin.

    I've talked to some such people... it was quite sad. =(

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:17 12/03/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    ha ha!

    i remember going to that forum in my youth whenever i was stuck in the games or wanted to find out extras. but the more frightening scene for pokefkers is a place called agn.ph

    now that's some serious obsessive masturbation.

    not that i would ever jerk to anything on the internet~~~

    Comment by Aoshi
    10:27 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd go DAWWWW too if it were the images that you've posted above Artefact.

    Then again, i am not into 2D. Meh!

    Comment by Doriinatrix
    07:32 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://www.pokemondb.co.uk/images/artwork/nosepass.png

    I agree, that's hot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:01 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They do have big packages indeed.

    Comment by Carrie
    09:42 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If we're comparing sizes, Delibird has some REALLY BIG packages, just waiting to explode on you.

    ...

    8|

    Comment by Akumaten
    14:03 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or to heal you...

    Comment by Void
    07:08 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nothing beats the internet. Fuck television!

    Comment by Emc2Trooper
    09:35 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My fave Pokemon is Ditto. Show it a picture of Hirano Aya, and it will transform into her. Hey! I've got my own Aya :3

    Oh, and Gardevoir.

    Comment by Carrie
    09:40 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You'd probably have to put a bag over it's head, though... unless the blank :3 ditto face does it for you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:10 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Let's just hope it's that polite.

    Comment by スナップル
    19:45 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    a zangoose is fine too...

    Comment by Ryou
    22:37 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's just awesome. I hope he chose a Mudkip. :3

    Comment by baracudaboy
    10:03 09/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Feraligatr is my love. <3

    Comment by Mika the Banned
    10:08 09/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Im inlove with the Kagamines ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:10 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    meet me half way because brycyn is gay n ,j mcf

    Comment by IchiShammi
    02:38 10/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    In a word, "Freak." Too much time on ya hands there buddy. Go to the mall and meet a REAL girl, fall in love, get married, have kids, go bald, etc...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:59 02/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    id understand if it's 2D girls but pokemon? oh well...whatever floats your boat.

    Comment by Ben
    19:11 11/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Furry fetishism makes me sad...

    Comment by Cubanoman
    04:48 15/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i guess the people get tired of fapping in this times :/

    Comment by Riot Gear
    01:23 15/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'd understand if he falls in love with a nurse or a police or even Misty character but to a Pokemon?!Eeeeh,i didn't choose him.

    Comment by MaidNiac
    00:58 15/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone needs to introduce him Moemon..

    Cute OP pic btw~

    Comment by Firo
    00:03 15/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Heh, love is a strange thing ^^

    (my faves always were Blastoise and Articuno :3)

    Comment by repure
    06:46 15/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    HAHAHA i guess EVERYONE HERE LOVES THEIR "POKEMON"

    ID RATHER FAP TO A (FEMALE)POKEMON TRAINER THAN THE POKEMON THOUGH...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:25 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree. Whether it be the loli "Tubers" or the bird keepers, or pretty much any other female trainer, I'm up for that. Also, Mars from Team Galactic.

    Comment by repure
    06:47 15/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    STRANGE AS THE ARTSTYLE OF POKEMON SEEMED SO RECYCLED THAT I FIND THEM REALLY HOT!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:24 18/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "I see. So a flower-ish, one-eyed, leg- and armless (or rather handless) something is alright for you?
    I say I’d puke either way…"

    Just for the record, Gardevoir has two eyes, but her hair is over one eye. She does have legs but they're not visible in that pic.

    To be honest, as you should know, when it comes to being attracted to 2D, you tend to fill in the gaps yourself... Or do you like girls with eyes bigger than their fists, a mouth as small as an asshole and no nose?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:26 12/06/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Personally not much into furry at all, but how can you not like something like this.

    http://img2.gelbooru.com/images/326/405d5ae0040a8774b1a53774eb63650c395e4aa9.png?329521

    http://85.17.172.13:2007/x/50/50/1244809174-6c126d14e6/5050c1e61570f02f5ac87b4ee39927c393e5a363-95779-500-600-jpg.jpg

    Comment by Bunny
    04:30 04/07/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Finally :D
    I was wondering when someone will post a Lopunny XD
    http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs41/f/2009/012/e/c/PKMN_Lopunny_wants_to_fight_by_tailsrulz.jpg
    http://th09.deviantart.net/fs38/300W/f/2008/337/f/7/f7c60d772cc8aa1b81a2c592c2186710.jpg
    http://www.myfursona.com/data/avatars/647386630lopunny.jpg
    http://th09.deviantart.net/fs29/300W/f/2008/092/f/d/Sexy_Lopunny_by_14_bis.jpg
    http://cartoonwar.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lopunny.png

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:04 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    3D Pig Disgu...oh. Wrong page.

    Comment by Palmtop Tiger
    04:13 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wild Pokefan appeared!
    Wild Pokefan used Attract!
    Wild Pokefan fell in love!
    Trainer Anon used Leer!
    Wild Pokefan ran away...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:19 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It was Roar that made them run away, not Leer.

    Leer = Sharp decrease in SP.Def I think.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:35 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wild Pokefan used Fap Shower! *fap fap fap*

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:01 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Otakumon's type is freak.
    It's SUPER EFFECTIVE.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:24 17/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    leer just lowered defense

    Comment by RawrFear
    04:16 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This guy's messed up. No further comment.

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by Anonymous
    03:57 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It is most unfortunate that this man has been driven to want to fuck the hell out of a pokey-mon. It is almost certainly due to the fact that he, and all men, are barred from aquiring a nice young female of childbearing age as a wife of their own... to have relations with as they (the man) wishes.

    In the past, 100 or more years ago, the goal and pinaccle of social progress was to have Men respect their fellow man because he too is a Man and to not look at his race as something that took away from his status as one’s fellow man. The goal was to have all men be respected.

    So the Social Progress train got going and is still going into the 21st century.

    It did not reach it’s destination, infact it nolonger wishes to ever get there.

    If we look around at where the Social Progress train has brought us we see this: Men are not respected; men are more hated and disrespected then we have ever been in the known history of the world.

    However; Women ARE respected, women hold power, women control society.

    Men control nothing. Sure we build things, and those things get passed to woman’s control if ever they get past a certain level of importance.

    Before Social Progress most Men atleast controlled their families and their wives with impunity, even if he was not respected by other men.

    With 100+ years of social progress no Man in the west (and soon no Man in the World) controls any aspect of his family. Infact it is not his family: Men OWN nothing in America, Women OWN the whole of society, including the government. Men, at most, rent things. We pay taxes upon taxes for the use of what we “own” each year in the form of property tax, use taxes, and mandatory insurance. The seizure of both real and personal property by the woman controlled government ensures that we continue to rent our property which we “own” from the woman’s government inorder to fund the police state storm troopers who enforce women’s rights upon us.

    Men certainly don’t control their wives, nor do we choose our wives: women chose the men they wish to marry and the men take what they have been given because they cannot go out and capture a wife (as the Bible allows*) nor can they ask the father for her in marraige (and the father force the girl to marry who he chose). The chance for marraige in the USA is by the choice of women.

    Social Progress is not about helping Men be universally respected. It is about the exact opposite: helping women and ensuring that men are disrespected and powerless.

    We must take away woman’s choices: Woman’s choice to kill our children, woman’s choice to marry who she wishes rather then who her father wishes or a man who captured her, woman’s choice to not get married at the age of menarche (12-14 years old), woman’s choice to murder her husband(s) or boyfriends(s), woman’s choice to call the police and complain about domestic violence (if she is getting hit by her husband it is because she has disobeyed him, she must comply with his demands as he is her master: she is not free, no woman should be free, only men should be free), woman’s choice to have her husband imprisoned on marital rape charges (a husband has the right to rape his wife or wives whenever he wishes to: they are owned by him: chattel), a woman’s right to choose (killing even our unborn children: yes we are a nation of babykillers (our women are)).

    Women’s Rights must be Destroyed.
    Men’s Liberty must reign again: that is what America was founded for; Men’s Rights, Not women’s.

    *In Duteronomy 22 the Bible allows a Man to rape a virgin girl: the penalty is to marry the girl, never divorce her, and pay her father the customary marraige price.

    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    03:59 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I approve of this relationship, thats all that matters now :D CHASE YOUR LOVED ONE YOUNG MAN!!!!

    *Fire in eyes*

    Comment by Mante from Perú
    07:52 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LMAO yeah good words

    Comment by Muzaffar
    04:35 14/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nice pictures. Wonder who is the illustrator....

    Comment by jonaht
    11:35 16/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL I tot u would comment on the issue, not the pic. >.< (Same here) The 'news' is too weird for me to accept. LOL





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