Virgins Tend 600KG Penis at Hodare Penis Festival
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Mar 10, 2009 19:19 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Image Gallery, Matsuri, Religion, Shinto, Tochio, Video Gallery
Virgin shrine maidens were on hand to tend a giant two metre long wooden penis weighing 600 kilograms at the latest Hodare penis festival in Tochio, held March 8th, whilst revelers gleefully rode atop it in the hopes of future fertility.
The ancient and raucously popular festival celebrates the fertility afforded by the male organ, and is a huge draw for men and women of all ages.
You can see young ladies riding atop the giant phallus in this video from the 2008 festival:
Even Japanese newscasters have difficulty containing their mirth at the outlandishness of these pagan festivals:
Amongst Japan’s innumerable and eccentric pagan festivals, those celebrating male generative powers have long been amongst the most popular, with centuries old penis idols a common sight at many shrines across the nation…
All manner of penis themed goods can be found at the festivals:
Nobody need feel left out, as participation by revelers of all ages, genders and nationalities is encouraged:
There is also a naked version of dubious provenance…

























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The sheer amount of dick is amazing. I am mesmerized by their dick powers.
@ pic #5
welcome to the dildo shrine, where i'm sure you will be satisfied with out many different sized dildos XD
Oh crap. There's so much Internet, it's started to spill out into the real world.
Japan: The one place in the World where you can ride a huge cock, and not be considered gay in the slightest.
BTW, with their declining birth rates, japan *really* needs to get some new fertility gods. THESE jokers have been jacking..... err, *slacking* off too much.
lol shrines for dicks...and wads with the chocolate dick? -,-
I'm bigger
I've seen this on a h-manga doujin...
Now that's a Sausage Fest!
ALL HAIL COCK-TANNIA
i never knew such festival exist @_@
and....
ekkk the candy AOA
*runs*
Japan sure teach kids some stuff.
lolwat
I wonder if Kagami & Tsukasa have to do this at their shrine. Imangine that episode of Lucky Star!
... I ...
... cannot....
... unread...
The goggles, they do nothing!
Konata standing behind them cracking wise, Kagami screaming at her to shut up, Yutaka and the underclassmen looking like they're going to pass out, Miyuki spitting out facts about dicks, and Konata's dad photographing the whole thing.
I remember some American comic having a bit of fun with this festival.
I also remember seeing this on the news a couple of years back...was it ABC news? I can't remember...
Centuries old and still firm and erect like that!? Go Japan!? The 2nd video is so wrong, yet so right...
obey your bell-headed gods...
Japan- home of the world's largest dildo collection XD
An entire article and gallery dedicated to phallus shaped objects? FUCK YEAH!
The most disgusting festival I've ever seen in my whole life, seriously. X-(
Lol grow up
well, apparently japan does love penis
omg
it was all typical japanese fare until i saw that pink dick on a stick.
5> is that a dildo storage? xD
15> LOL
what do the newscasters say at the end of the video? any savy around here? i would want to know if they speak any conventional, ritualistic formula of shorts to close the issue or if they are just informally commenting it
I see japan like to go hard-on the festivals.
in pic 16 the bald man behind the guy tries to stick his finger in his ass.... kancho
he looks very fairy happy riding a big penis.... hahaha
So let me get this right. In a country that puts mosaics on vaginas... penis' walk around with not black bars???? What do they censor...... the little girl hugging the penis.
Well i have seen everything just a thought you can probably find a girl their if you look girls getting excited about dick well i got one care to ride that to XD
The holy penis... lawl
Another example of the extreme culture Japan have : while in Tôkyô some porn and cute pictures are burned under the flag of the loli ban, in the campaign you find some people merrily dancing around a phallus of some meters high.
With the second seeing quite amazing, the first seems quite pathetic {'^_^}.
lol i should also make a 64kg huge wooden cock and then go around waving it at town! and if people ask i'll just tell them it's for the annual penis festival!!
Japan, you'll never cease to amaze us
So ... It was real!!! , When i received a similar I thought it was fake but seriously japan never failed to amaze me.
that is some gay shiz!
Proves how crazy Japanese are for The Dick.
BTW when is Vagina and Boob Festival. I wanna be there next time.
me too
i am surprise that kids is allowed for the ritueel
healthy amusement ??
CHOCO BANANA!!!
now thats literary hard wood
D_D *walking*
Oh, so this is were the Mushroom Kingdom resites in Japan.
i want boobs festival
Penis has his own house rofl
/walk p to the shrine:
oh big penis let mine always be healthy
Ned Flanders , " Dickie-dood-dickily Day isn't it "
Oh Unicef's gonna RAGE so hard for showing a pic of their loli.
err...how are they supposed to 'jam it in'?? ^^a;
with butter of course.
they better make sure they keep the american women away from the penis or they might try to have sex with it
When real life imitates Second Life.
DICKS EVERYWHERE
Naw, this is older than Second Life.
They oughta add Trojans.