A woman was severely injured when her partner’s idea for using a power saw as an impromptu sex toy went badly awry, with the woman being intimately sawed in the process.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel in the early hours of the morning, with the 911 caller explaining that he had placed a sex toy over the saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner as a DIY vibrator.
Much to the surprise of the couple, during use the blade sawed right through the plastic sex toy, and then into the woman, severely injuring her in the process.
The 27-year-old victim was quickly flown to Prince George’s hospital center by Maryland State Police. It does not appear her condition is life threatening, although it seems unlikely to improve her sex life.
Law enforcement officials vowed to follow up on the case, to determine whether the injury was indeed merely an accident involving consensual behavior, they say.
Via BayNet.
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Just one word: idiots.
one word: Rednecks
one word; innovation
two words: c-c-c-combo breaker!!
Three words: You're a Moron
three words: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
It would have worked had they exchanged the blade...DUMBASS...tsk tsk tsk...What a way to destroy a valley of pleasure...
another one for 'world's dumbest'
That actually continues the combo itself.
Actually, this is in Canada... Prince George is in British Columbia.
Not that Canada isn't the US anyways.
Sorry, my bad. Prince George, in US. Knee-jerk patriotic reaction, I guess.
Almost Darwin Award
Agh, that sounds so painful!!! It made my insides clench up.
Yeah, that's exactly what it sounds like.
A power saw? Not to sound callous but I hope it stops them from having kids since nothing good can come out of having parents like that.
I hope so too so they can officially receive a Darwin Award, because this definitely deserves one.
They have to die to be able to get the Darwin Award.
Wasn't it enough to have lost all capability for reproduction and no children or in other words having oneself erased from the genepool?
Or was that just worth a honourable mention?
It's enough that reproductive capabilities are erased, though I doubt she was shredded badly enough for that to happen.
it's a runner up!!
I always said, warnings should be added on internet porn videos:
Kids, the following sex scene was realised with sexprofessionals and with professional sex toys tested under professional surveillance.
Do not try this at home.
^_~'
M.
Witness the birth of another warning label:
Caution: DO NOT USE THIS POWER TOOL AS A SEXUAL AID.
LOL
Yeah, people sue for anything that does not have a warning label telling them not to do it. Though that might not work as a label due to it being "explicit in nature". :X
LOL. In their defense, the power saw manufacturers claim : "Who the hell is crazy enough to stick a power saw up their ******?!"
Before we know it, some genius will think of using superglue as a lubricant...
Agreed.
Why couldnt they just used the original DIY, the finger or vegetable?
Idiots forgot to use the dildo attachment.
Great picture, BTW.
they did. they put the saw blade in the middle of it.
I meant the one without the saw blade in it. Its like using a revolver as a dildo with a bullet in the chamber.
hopefully we wont see those kind of post in the future XD
By the looks of it, everything is possible.
x2 on the pichta. =D
you can modify one of those into a sex toy though the motor has to be fixed and the saw blade isnt even kept near it. let alone attached. im not surprised though ive seen it used as a sex toy i said that someone would kill someone that way when i did.
lol Maryland. Can't believe this shit happened like 30 minutes away from me.
stupid people live near you, OMG!
run while you can!!! XD
it's too late
... he was the one who did it.. ands now trying to cover his ass.. o.o
i just noticed who uploaded it. id have use the image with the girl getting raped with a chainsaw. i see your keeping up with the bizarre so this is a great a post. keep up the work.
*shaking my head*
But it felt good at first, right?
and i'm a few post late but i just noticed. Welcome Jin.
Pfft the guy was just too lazy to use the dildo with good old man power. This is another prime example of American laziness and quite possibly ingenuity, GO USA GO!
Next thing you know, America is gonna outsource dildo banging women to indians.
My drill is the drill that will pierce your uterus!
Seriously, though, what a terrible idea. How did they think this wouldn't be dangerous in the least?
Not gunna lie....i came
...That's the most RETARDED thing I have ever seen...
Using a SAWS-ALL as a sex toy...to not even craft an attachment to fit into the saws-all to replace the blade...they don't need any kids, if their genetics aren't fucked up, their "common sense" is, unfortunately I'm constantly reminded by news like this that "common sense" ain't so common...
However, that's quite a nice Ryobi Saws-all...
Hey don't worry bout it. xD Agnes Bitch is gonna clear everything up and then people won't have common sense or freedom of speech and we will all be pleased with that no? xD
Darwin's law AT WORK.
WTF~!
not kewl
Morons.. i mean c'mon, a power tool in vagina, doesn't that sound dangerous? Morons..
ouch..
but for the worst i heard is some dude actually stuck a rose up his *dingdong* for romance purpose .____.'''
I can't even imagine how it was when it was pulled off.
Interesting choice of images to use there, Jin. I can't help but laugh.
Another reason why they shouldn't have kids.
Epic fail. xD Should be good plot for next Saw sequel.
Some people are unbelievably fucking stupid. What makes it worse is that it wouldn't have been hard to just whip up a dildo attachment instead of placing it over the fucking blade. 'Oh, hi there vagina! I'm a tool of cutting and slicing! Let's be FWENDS!'
Completely stupid. A drill is okay, not a saw.
*facepalm*
oh, god.
I agree -
*facepalm*
HOLY SHHH --- IT!
lolz they saw the japanese version and tried ti imitate it ..... but little did they know thr japanese took off the saw bit .... lawls
This is a case of couple being too creative with sex toys.
No, it's a case of they weren't creative enough...they could have went the extra mile and designed attachments to the saw, and then made them, but no, they didn't. And now the woman is paying for her idiocy as well as the man's idiocy...
Let me qualify my statement of the woman is an idiot too by saying: She could have refused to use the saw instead of just trusting the man to know what he's doing...
Didn't the idea that the saw would go through a plastic sex toy...
That's just. Epic.
opps i forgot the last few words in the first sentence... lol... "Didn’t the idea that the saw would go through a plastic sex toy occur to them"
P.S. - Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!
gee... it must have hurt so much. felt pity for the woman... she's trying to please him and perhaps herself. The scar and memory will last a lifetime... Now there's a big chance this guy gonna leave her for what he has done and she'll be all alone for the rest of her life...
this is really sad...
I think i know what was going on.
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/268186/tagme
Wow! What an amazingly stupid thing to do. Not to mention the guy's using a power tool while STANDING IN A WADING POOL! Seems they BOTH have a death wish...
good work genius >.>
The picture selection is "epic win".
How do you remember all these photos guys, and know exactly how to depict the spirit of the article?
So crafty!
Artefact is indeed amazing with picture selection, and should take credit for finding great pictures, though I initially sourced the article. I think his ability to remember thousands upon thousands of pictures sets him apart from the rest of us mortals.
rofl @ yoko pics with the story. Man I guess people will try to imitate those porno movies with the saw but I can't believe they didn't remove the damn blade.
Use a drill, not a saw.
And take out the razor sharp bits first.
lesson learned : don't try with chainsaw because even power saw can cause injury
Actually, the type of saw they used is far more dangerous, chainsaw's capable of cutting wood...this thing cuts nails and sheet metal...
i thought this news came from Japan but America?!Hee-haw!
... Ouch. :c
Must have have hurt like hell.
To bizzare to imagine.. This is even more dangerous and stupid than wrapping a knife with tissue papers and put it in your shorts.
Anyone thinking of Tetsuo : The Iron Man ?
I'll comment the guy for his innovation, but I just don't see why he wouldn't realize that a saw can cut through plastic.
D8 !!!
There goes her vagina...
Future Darwin Award Winrars!
The sawblade is not supposed to be attached when you motorize the dildo... These guys should win a Darwin award for dumbest redneck couple.
couldn't anyone think of just doing the game consule vibrator? or cell phone? who the heck comes up with a saw? -__-
OK, I would just like to point out, in case anyone is keeping score out there, that this happened in the state of Maryland. Not the American South. Maryland.
Southerners know how to use their tools, by Gawd.
Ouch. Well it kinda seems like a good idea, if it wasn't so dangerous.
HOW COULD IT SAW THROUGH THE SEX TOY? PLASTIC IS IMPERVIOUS!
But seriously, OW.
this has to be a joke right
i want to believe that people arent that stupid
*sigh*
they are right
i should just give up hope in people actually having common sense
finally!!!
... In America!
They were that close to being laughed at on the otherside
If you are going to be dumb, you have to be tough.
Is America trying to compete against China and Japan?
wow,...just,...wow..
"Much to the surprise of the couple,"
and absolutely no one else...