30 Years of Dutch Wife Technology
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- Date: Mar 9, 2009 17:56 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Dolls, Dutch Wife, Marketing, Retro, Technology
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Robot technology has come a long way in the last few years. Murata can ride a bicycle, Honda's Asimo can run and climb stairs and Toyota's robot can play the violin. The most sophisticated gynoid (robot in female form), Actroid DER2, is made by Kokoro in Japan. YouTube has a video of her flirting with the crowd at Robotopia on YouTube. She's just as beautiful and charming as any RG. The technolgy to make her "fully functional" is relatively simple. Expect it to happen your lifetime.
means japan birthrate issue will be even worst then XD
Holy crap. That original one is indeed fugly.
We've come so far...
Dutch-amputee-midget-hag-wife-nightmare fuel
which freak show has come up with the ********** name "dutch wife" ????
Another proof that Japanese is the fastest improving nation.
oh God...
in a couple hundred years when we're extinct.... this is what archeologists will find....
of course that and a bunch of styrofoam cups.
Perhaps they'll think that the dolls were the overlords to the styro-cupian species?
38,000 yen seems like an awful lot for the 70s. Not that I was alive during that time...
Her eyes look like shes gonna shoot laser outta them.
shyt.. place her on your bed and stare into her eyes, i'm pretty sure the experience is more horrifying than a average horror flick o___o'''
LMAO!!.. ooh thats good.. got me real good...
last thing you'll want is "it" turning her head 180 degree and look at you, saying "hii~~ rin~~" XD
Oh god, it's hideous...
At least in 30 years, they may be able to look back and think the ones of today were so inefficient in comparison to theirs
I'm pretty sure in 30 years the Dutch Wives themselves will look back at the older ones and scoff.
Mmm...Yuria v100...
LOL it's possible.
hellyea, lol @ yuria 100 reference
i honestly think in 30 years stuff like that will really exist tho
Technology FTW
Definately one for the amputee fetishists.
WTF HER EYES! cant look into it ..
not to mention it being relatively short =__=
I don't think women work that way.
On the other hand, what would I know; I never leave the house.
that's why porn was made. =]
AND why those dolls were made....
iapfah.... ur lucky you didnt live during the ´70
°w°
still waiting for a yuria type dutch wife...
XD me too
but at that time ill be like 50 years old so.. will i have enough energy left?
Did nobody realise that this model is an ingenious combination of a filled and inflated doll?
The vital parts (head, chest, hip area)are filled, modelled and padded to proper shape and feel. Unless you're a fetishist, it doesn't do much harm if the rest is filled with air. Makes it way cheaper too!
This
I'm not leaving this goddamned planet until I make it with an android sex machine.
A-fucking-greed.
I find ironic that your Gravatar is the symbol of the Dr Wily xD.
Im with you there mate..
so lets speed up the process °w° *starts studying robotics*
You and me both, brother!
A Tenga still wins.
It's 'I Dated A Robot' in Futurama coming true, you know. Now where do I sign up to get my Playdudettes constructed - you can have everything else I own in exchange. (^_^;)
Lol
Who needs a stomach? They have all the important stuff there right? lol
And we won't have a demographic problem when we get androids, by then we'll probably be cyborgs ourselves and less prone to dying. The future consists of machines that used to be human buggering machines that are trying to seem human! Zero natural procreation except for the Amish, sex will no longer actually serve a purpose.
Everyone will spend all their cash on the androids rather than the life extension though...
Ya, I guess people really don't have patience, I mean, if you're a cyborg you'd have all the time you wanted to get money and buy and android, but android fapping powers does seem to trump all.
Ghost in The Shell Movie 2: Innocence anyone?
SCIENCE!!!