Steve Plays Mario Land (in Engrish)

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A Japanese gamer, known only as Steve from Portugal, has put forth a gameplay video (Jikkyou in Japanese) of Mario Land for the Nintendo Gameboy.

Nostalgia aside, the high point of the video is the fact that Steve attempts to narrate the whole thing in English.

The results are somewhat broken but understandable and hilarious regardless.



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    Comment by ichimokuren
    05:37 04/03/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    first ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:06 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And yet still girls won't go out with you, and your parents want you out of the basement.

    Do you feel good with your 'first' achievement?

    Comment by trygle12
    06:13 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Achievement Unlocked: Realization of Failure!

    Comment by Zelgadis4tw
    12:05 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Achievement Unlocked: Third Milestone

    Weapon: Failus Maximus
    Damage -25
    No Critical Hits
    Upon First Post, lights up for 5 minutes

    Replaces Melee Weapon RatFlail

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:04 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds like you're speaking from experience.

    Comment by R
    09:05 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Only a kid under 10 post something stupid as "first", and I agree with Anonymous, girls won’t go out with loosers like him...

    Comment by NotAnonymous
    11:12 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If someone posts the message "first ^^" and the date and time is exactly 2009-03-04 05:37:28, it is said (in ancient, ancient legend) that everyone who reads his message will die in seven days! >_:O

    (/slash obvious sarcasm)

    LOL you people are so stupid! XD YES, he made a post with the word "first". Let's make ourselves look like idiots and bash him to no end! ^_^

    Comment by kururu
    13:17 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Let’s make ourselves look like idiots and bash him to no end! ^_^"

    I agree to the 'bash him to no end' part.

    Comment by Artefact
    09:28 04/03/2009 # ! Empty

    I keep missing the FPers, then everyone piles onto their worthless comment and I am reluctant to delete them all...

    Comment by Onanymous
    10:42 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    delete them all! nothing of value will be lost.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:45 12/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    dont listen to ona hole ^

    Comment by metatron
    20:40 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh u troll

    y fale in life?

    Comment by Kakorik
    05:40 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wooo! Wooo! It's monsta! I would say it's cute but well... xD

    Comment by ichimokuren
    05:42 04/03/2009 # ! Bad (-0.2)

    first time in sankaku complex XD.....

    Comment by Altair.Hashan
    05:45 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    omfg i had this for GameBoy back in the day xP twas a fun game :P

    Comment by AoCanada
    05:49 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Isn't this the first Mario Land?

    Comment by Chen
    06:54 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's right. This is, as the tilte suggests, 'Super Mario Land'. The second game (for gameboy, that is) was named 'Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins' and it had more impressive looks!

    And by the way, the player is pretty stupid for not using all the hidden passages, but well,.. that might be his selling point. Wouldn't be funny if he was an awesome or at least an average player.

    I mean... even I could finish the game, with all its bosses, in less than 15 minutes.

    Comment by Nekki
    05:54 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is Steve really from Portugal? I couldn't hear even a bit of portuguese accent from him.

    Comment by Anon
    05:59 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A japanese in Portugal narrating in english always results in something...interesting. Probably didn't pick up much of the accent.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:02 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    zomg XD funny guy, he the new borat from japan!

    "I like you, I like game, w00t!! w00t!!" XD

    good thing is he learning :D

    Comment by Kuro
    06:13 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lulz ! XD

    Comment by iccanobif
    06:18 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And he kind of sucks at super mario...

    Still don't understand how is he supposed to be from Portugal...

    Comment by repure
    06:21 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow this review is so funny and it doesnt even count as a review at all its all "oh yeah" and whoo! and wawaw! and omaga! and some more omaga!!

    Comment by Artefact
    06:36 04/03/2009 # ! Odd

    It's not a review...

    Comment by Keirnoth
    06:45 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Might want to fix the article title Artefact. This is Super Mario Land 1, not 2.

    Comment by Artefact
    09:30 04/03/2009 # ! Inordinate

    Raiken...

    Comment by Emc2Trooper
    10:42 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMAGA!!!

    OMAGA this verry hard!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:59 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    omg I laughed hard. WAO!!!

    Comment by dr3
    07:07 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    dude, im portuguese, and i can say this guy is NOT portuguese...
    if he is, im ashamed of my country...

    anywho, i think i still have this game around..

    Comment by R
    09:07 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ohh my gaaaaaaaa

    Comment by Smiling MAgician
    07:10 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's not a review, it's a Let's Play, there are many english ones on Youtube, some of them are ok, most suck so hard that their mouths have become singularities. Yes he sucks at mario, and so do almost all let's players. Watch Retsuprae videos on Youtube. they make fun of lets players and most of the lets players sound as stupid as this guy, though without this particular accent.

    Comment by Shakespeare
    03:17 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    make the retsupurae guys (slowbeef and diabetus, two of the best lets players out there) do this vid it'll rule

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:22 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL really?!

    Comment by Emcivy
    07:13 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I loled at the comment "TENTENTENTENTEN" at 1:50. too great

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:23 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WAO!

    Comment by Zhiro
    07:27 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    did he say somehing about panties?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:39 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    he said one of the monsters was bad b/c he stole some panties

    Comment by woooo
    07:33 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is very wooooooo~ oh yeah woooo

    Comment by NekoEcho
    07:42 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh god I loled hard at the end.

    Comment by Toreno
    07:51 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I love him :D

    Comment by pwnjob
    08:11 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Best part was when he died while invincible by falling through the hole.

    Comment by Mechwarrior
    08:24 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh yeah! I was hoping that Koolaid Man would pop through the screen.

    Comment by Kami-sama
    08:32 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's too painful to watch for me.

    Comment by maxchain
    08:32 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh! This monstah! OH YEAH

    I hope Steve from Portugal plays more games for us sometime.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:04 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Where can I find more with this guy?

    Comment by Spoony Bard
    09:37 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "This game is Japanese favorite games, oh yeaaah!"
    XD

    Comment by iapfah
    09:43 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Best thing I've seen all day.

    Comment by Anon
    10:11 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh god, I'm dying ... laughing too hard .... unfock you ... woo!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:13 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This guy is hilarious
    He prooves that even retards can play Mario
    I'd like to meet his English teacher O_o

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:16 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He missed the flower!

    Comment by Murder
    10:27 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    FUCK YOU!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:30 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wao!!!!

    Comment by Emc2Trooper
    10:31 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Today, I pray Marrio Land.

    Dis game, favourite of japaneese. WOOO!

    Let's go, WOOO!

    Ric Flair fan?

    Comment by MaidNiac
    10:50 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Wooooooooooooooooooo...."

    The Nature Boy Ric Flair, anyone?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:52 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    Comment by N.N
    11:09 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:01 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh noes he breaks house window and bites mother's pizza, that's one badass monster

    Comment by Leonardo
    11:38 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:08 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hoping he plays a horror game with Engrish commentary.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:31 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds like that alien, Travis, from ATHF
    I RULE YOU! SUCK IT DRY!

    Comment by wertuiop
    14:09 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh, noes why hyaku!, no fuckuuu pizza monstahhh, very easy its getting hardo WAOOO

    Comment by Kyuubil
    14:32 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like how he totally ran out of vocabulary halfway through and just started singing vulgarities, epic.

    Also wonder why he chose portugal, just a random pick, or some deep-seated hatred for the sailor's land?

    Comment by ShadowStitch
    14:48 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OH MY GAO...

    This is hilarious...does he have any more? I don't know how to look at videos by the same person on Niconico...

    Comment by Kyuubil
    15:52 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The guy who does them did, but they're all in japanese (He's not really a guy named steve from portugal :P) click the video to go to the nico page, and up top in the description it says マイリス or some such with a hyperlink beside it, click the hyperlink to go to a list of his videos

    Comment by Ghostie
    14:50 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lolololol very funny! hahaha has this guy got any other movies?

    Comment by Jitensha
    18:11 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think he means Goomabas steal panties and bras :P

    Comment by Yoh
    22:48 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Woooooo! ''OTL

    Comment by Svinto
    22:52 04/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Holy...!

    That made me laugh a LOT! Steve is awesome.
    wow. This video made my day. :)

    Comment by Zel
    03:21 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The dude is about as Portuguese as a cheese burger...

    Comment by iPood
    07:56 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is it just me or is the videoplayer gone?

    Comment by Quen
    09:28 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nico is experiencing maintenance issues at the moment, so all our videos that are Nico embeds are currently down.

    They should be back up in due time.

    Comment by abc
    11:49 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the video gone out :(

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:15 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAA~!

    Comment by Muzaffar
    18:41 05/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha that was awesome!

    "A Japanese gamer, known only as Steve from Portugal"
    LMAO, he doesn't even sound Portuguese. More like a mixed Japanese IMO. Either hes half-Japanese or just faking the "Steve from Portugal" thing. Either way, his engrish is quite good..... =P

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:34 06/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Did he have an orgasm while fighting the boss? Or was that a seizure?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:05 07/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol Steve ftw.

    Comment by xSASxZaros
    18:40 20/03/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    3:09

    I don't think I've ever laughed so much in my life. ._.

    Epic Steve.. Epic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:03 07/05/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh god i never laughed that hard in my entire fucking life, i can't believe i didn't see this article before !!!
    That dude is my master ! OMAGA DIS BERI BAD MONSTA WOOOOOOO ! OH FOK YOU UNFUCK YOU ! ROFLMAO

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:11 28/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that's what fucking wapanese must sound to them.

    Comment by Ero-Kurage
    01:37 12/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Hi, my lame is Stiff, Stiff..."
    oh yes, a lot of us on Sankaku are stiff right now.

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