Japan’s ultimate weapon against NEETs and hikikomori, Milk-chan (otherwise known as Miruku), has recently updated her blog with a post regarding her outrage over being the butt of a few dirty jokes made by a radio DJ and seiyuu.
The DJ in question is in fact none other then famous seiyuu Masaya Onosaka, well known for his role as Vash the Stampede in the anime series Trigun, amongst other roles.
“I want to cry!”
Without going into too much detail, the jokes stemmed from Milk-chan’s job assisting her father at his dairy farm during her days off from work.
“At the farm Milk-chan will help the cows mate. She does this by ‘milking’ them.”
You doubtless get the idea…
Despite the grief caused by this turn of events, Milk-chan seems to have the support of her fans behind her; some would say the mere fact of her causing an unemployment agency to be mentioned on a radio broadcast is proof of her success…
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Love & MILK!!!!!!!!
It's not like Onosaka is not infamous for his penchant for somewhat tasteless jokes. Also, Onosaka is awesome in general, so he wins this by default. Bawww more, Milk-chan!
I feel bad for Milk-chan (probably obvious due to my avatar), but I agree Onosaka is friggin hilarious. The fact he did this makes it that much funnier.
Near the end of it he makes one last crack regarding how she most likely is very skilled at playing the flute.
im surprised you didnt switch to the flustered avatar thats much cuter.
I considered it but was too lazy to :)
No doubt why Vash got a gazillion bounty on his head.
Vash the VASHER lolz. Corny joke...
there's no use for crying over spilled MILK.
(note the jokes here?)
*ponders the probability of collusion*
Hey, it was a bad premise to a notoriously loli-loving audience.
ic wat u did their Artefact...
This is brilliant.
The otaku sphere blurs further and further away from reality.
Wow.... I can't believe she even update her blog about this. Does she have better things to do? Like I don't know, help out your fellow get a job!!!?
In a fit of irony, she got laid off because of this world recession, there just isn't a job market for anime moeblob mascots to encourage socially retarded people anymore.
I laughed. You have a point.
love and peace
LOVE & PEACE!
LOVE AND PEACE!!
LOVE AND PEEEEEEEEACE! o.0v
LUUURRRVEE AAAAAND PEEEEAAACCE!!!
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LOVE AND PEACE!!! v(._.)v
love and pieces
lure and peek
someone should just make a shat load of hdoujin of her.
But she's so cute~
LOLOL- We all know she's fictional but I have to say She's Impossibly cute! I mean, I guess I just like 'the Idea' of her.
You tell 'em Miruku! don't take any shit!- lol
i care...
I care as well.
A fictional idol created to motivate slackers is unhappy because a raido DJ/seiyuu took a crack at her?
I'm in favour of Onosaka, because the fact that he played Vash the Stampede is a better reason to like him than (a fictional) Milk-chan having a cry about a joke.
"Cry me a riveeeeeeeeer..."
Lol. :P
a river of milllllkuuuu
i seconded that. :0
wat a tasteless joke... but i thought neet's didnt work? or do i have the wrong definition...
No, you're correct. NEETs are unemployed. Miruku isn't a NEET, though, if I'm not mistaken; She's just trying to encourage those who are.
They were asking for it. I'm surprised there are no doujinshi out there yet (at least I couldn't find any).
Oh there will be... there will be...
(bonus points if it involves the both of them)
Milk Me!
Mooooooooooooo~
Translation: Mooooooooooooo~
TL Note:
Moo means moo.
Wonderful, I knew I wasn't the only one who saw that she worked at a farm, was named Miruku, and made that connection.
Although at first, I thought that she was the one being milked. I wait patiently for doujins like this.
Doujins of Mikuru 'milking' the bulls? o_0
You sick, sick fuck.
............ oh... of *her* being milked? Carry on. ^_-
Vash-ah tha Stam-PEEEEEDO!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is great i havnt laughed this hard lmao
Sorry supporters but... overreacting much?
Don't really know the standards for pop stars jokes in Japan, but around here, this joke would go unnoticed by most people...
Also, I guess she ended up confirming her NEET status by this... :P
She 'NEETs' to find work then, if she hasn't already.
I read that Milk-chan on Itai News that Milk-chan is from band and is age 22 is that true?
She is 22. During her student days she played wind instruments.
ROFL!
Nice.
Milk-Chan sez:
"I'm a cute, little 6 year old that will never give it up for you if you don't leave your room and get a job. Tee-hee...."
22-year-old, actually.
The 6 year old would be more effective.